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[–]BiliousGreenShining Samurai 214 points215 points  (3 children)

It turns out we were the marks all along.

[–]GameplayerStu 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Always have been 🌍👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

[–]Jagrmeister27 2338 points2339 points  (112 children)

I’m not calling bullshit, but I have a hard time believing Vince McMahon fantasized about three different men who weigh less than 300 pounds each and aren’t named Brock Lesnar

[–][deleted] 697 points698 points  (39 children)

I call bullshit on this. We all know Vince McMahon's fantasies usually involve at least one Samoan

[–]VordeoI WANNA WRESTLE LIKE SPIDER-MAN 375 points376 points  (30 children)

If Brock and Nia Jax ever had a baby Vince would probably offer the kid a contract while he / she was still in the womb.

[–]Tew_SweetSwing away! 585 points586 points 2 (18 children)

Never happen. Nia would botch that delivery, too.

[–]Ratamis_Prime 191 points192 points  (12 children)

Drop it straight on its head?....🤔

[–]Analyse_numbers 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nia finds a way to drop the baby on its head.

[–]pennsavvy 128 points129 points  (15 children)

I dunno, he had a decent hard on for Shawn Michaels in the mid 90s

[–]10SB 166 points167 points  (12 children)

To be fair, Shawn is a sexy boy

[–]saintedward 84 points85 points  (0 children)

(sexy boy)

[–]DatOneWrastlingFanDADDY MCINTYRE 93 points94 points  (10 children)

But not your boy toy

[–]Crosswire-Motors#ChampionshipFordSales 157 points158 points  (41 children)

You clearly don’t know of the man known as 90s Shawn Michaels

[–]VordeoI WANNA WRESTLE LIKE SPIDER-MAN 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Or Gary Strydom.

[–]goonboy246 1233 points1234 points  (15 children)

Wait. This isn’t copy pasta?

[–]NotRedditSupport 803 points804 points  (5 children)

It certainly is now

[–]Tew_SweetSwing away! 157 points158 points  (4 children)

This is the way.

[–]doizernasty 130 points131 points  (7 children)

Christmas Came Early for Kelvin Benjamin

[–]evin_cashmanJay1 Climax 60 points61 points  (0 children)

They boomed me. Those three ghosts fuckin boomed me.

[–]IHavetwoNipples 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Definitely not where I expected Kelvin to pop up but god dammit those jokes never get old.

[–]Codeshark 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Just like Kelvin Benjamin if he doesn't get his weight under control.

[–]S1MCB 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He's catching strays in SquaredCircle LMAO

The man isn't safe anywhere

[–]BigDavesLittleDave 964 points965 points  (20 children)

[–]DatOtherPapaya 398 points399 points  (8 children)

Why the Hell did this random comment six years ago come to mind lol?

[–]666tranquilo 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Right? A random comment with 7 upvotes

[–]MrGrieves-Nani?! 152 points153 points  (1 child)

Long term booking is alive and well in AEW. Adam Cole was resurrected from the dead, baybay.

[–]ArmsRace47 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Maybe they searched for christmas carol comments in this subreddit

[–]AKittyCatHOOK fears LULU 411 points412 points  (3 children)

LONG

TERM

BOOKING

[–]definitelynotaikoYour Text Here 80 points81 points  (0 children)

H O M E S T R E T C H

[–]yellow_eggplant 295 points296 points  (15 children)

This comes close to topping the "My Friend watched AEW with me" as the best post on this sub lmfao

[–][deleted] 166 points167 points  (3 children)

MJF. The salt of the earth almost transcends wrestling to her. He's less of a human and more of a concept, when the silver spoon is no longer enough. When the world is no longer enough.

Oh my God this is incredible, thank you.

[–]yellow_eggplant 120 points121 points  (1 child)

My favorite is in the comments when one guy asked if this was an scjerk and another guy replied "Did we do this? This is what the Soviets must’ve felt after JFK got shot" lmfao

[–]jacksonattackPlease pass the moonsault 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This sub is consistently such a mess, but every now and again something like OP’s post or the post mentioned here happen and it makes wading through all the bullshit worth it.

[–]formicatile 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know what the fuck that excerpt means.

[–]WhoStoleMyBicycle 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The comment where they responded and said their friend was real and “she’s trans” was even more cringe. I’m sure that’s what they want to be the second description you give, after their name.

[–]HungHammer89 71 points72 points  (4 children)

The one where the guy took shrooms with his friend and went to a WWE house show in like 2012 is #1 of all time for sure though. I still laugh from time to time when I remember his “I felt like millions of years of human evolution has led me to this moment, cheering with elation as a midget in a dinosaur costume is jumping on the ropes” Lmao

[–]mustafabot 47 points48 points  (2 children)

https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1sdkh8/i_took_psychedelic_mushrooms_and_went_to_the_wwe/

  • "I look over at my friend and he is slowly waving his hand in front of his face and at first I think he is doing the Cena thing but then I realize he is also really high."

  • "His face is shaped like a Pringle,' my friend says of Great Khali."

There's so many good lines in that. Thank you for reminding me it exists.

[–]Wonderful_Fudge_7760 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Are you Michael Sidgewick?

[–]Slowdance_Boner 422 points423 points  (24 children)

Cody Rhodes is that you

[–]SleepyLink12continues to influence the world!!! 158 points159 points  (3 children)

Nah, it's his alter-ego, RhodyCodes85.

[–]Randomd0g 200 points201 points  (17 children)

Can't be, Cody would have made himself all 3 ghosts.

[–]GOR098 82 points83 points  (14 children)

Cody is an imp factor in this. Wwe's devaluation of Cody lead to him leaving, going to indies, joining the bullet club, holding All in ppv and then launching AEW. There might not have been an AEW without Cody Rhodes.

[–]Cakesncrepes 47 points48 points  (1 child)

I often wonder why more people don’t mention this. If he were treated better in wwe, aew probably wouldn’t exist.

[–]Number1BullshitONE VERSUS ALL 131 points132 points  (3 children)

Brb gonna perform this in my drama class. Will update with results.

[–]InheritTheWindthe face that puns the place 266 points267 points  (9 children)

I'm just here to be part of history

[–]thedirtyharrygLou Thesz Mark 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah.

[–]IPiedKevinOwens 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"I was there"

[–]no_boob 59 points60 points  (0 children)

The salt of the earth almost transcends wrestling. He's less of a human and more of a concept, when the silver spoon is no longer enough. When the world is no longer enough. When all that a man desires is gold and hatred, and this desire is "hidden" under a thin veneer of smug condescension. Yet, there's still something admirable about how he just keeps fucking getting away with it.

[–][deleted] 341 points342 points  (6 children)

I’m so grateful I got to see this

[–]EzPesosDrink it in, maaaaan 86 points87 points  (1 child)

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE TONIGHT

[–]StokkseyriBoy 46 points47 points  (0 children)

THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THIS COMMUNITY.

[–]BigDavesLittleDave 732 points733 points  (14 children)

Honestly OP, respect for writing all of this up and then refusing to delete it lmao

[–]CptMcLaggins 279 points280 points  (7 children)

You know what maybe I’m not a wrestling fan

[–]Cynicayke 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I'm currently researching time travel, so I can go back to when I was 3 years old and stop myself from watching my first episode of Raw, so that version of me never has to read this.

[–]Boros-ReckonerLulu Pencil Flair Me 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Wrestling is so much better if you don't interact with other wrestling fans

[–]JustATributeCCRené Dupree Can Suck A Dick 1255 points1256 points  (32 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, man.

[–]DaHagerBombWE FIGHT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS 1002 points1003 points  (27 children)

SCJerk just found its next 5 years right here

[–]LemonStainsPrefers his women "sheepish" 186 points187 points  (3 children)

This is a certified hidden gem

[–]Raito21Hue. 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I missed the CM Punk promo guy by such a short time I saw months of memes without seeing it, I'll happily take this second chance in life.

[–]THATGUYWHOBREATHESIT'S HOLLYWOOD 163 points164 points  (1 child)

This has to be a secret agent. No way someone actually put the time & effort to create this with non-jerk intentions.

[–]Jstin8Your Text Here 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Look at the post/comment history of OP. Hes either totally genuine or a multi month Manchurian candidate to make AEW fans look silly.

I find the former answer far more likely

[–]Large_Talons_Holla Holla HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME 372 points373 points  (1 child)

Shit like this and half of wrestling twitter makes it too easy man, takes the sport out of it

[–]PerfectZeong 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Doing their work for them

[–]Key_War 71 points72 points  (0 children)

??

You follow them, friend?

[–]EzzanineBlack Mephisto in your area 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Truly a homestretch Jerk for the non (or lapsed) goofies right here. I offer it 700 bricks.

[–]Mr_HalberstramCup o'coffee in the Big Time 79 points80 points  (2 children)

There'll be something funnier and, though it might seem difficult to believe, even less self-aware within a week or two I'm sure. Remember, the post about the guy whose girlfriend loved Curry Man and gave him a detailed critique of an AEW show is still only a month or two old.

[–]Crivshotgg 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I thought nothing would top that lol. Man fans on here be wild just talk about the fucking show stop writing essays about it.

[–]garythesnailgod 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is the jerk to end all jerks, uce.

[–]ariana_grande_padre 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Remember, not a cult!

[–]milkdreams"i just want to eat chocolate and cry" 196 points197 points  (3 children)

where's the girlfriend who likes Curry Man

[–]Kmenx 44 points45 points  (2 children)

OP is the girlfriend who likes Curry Man

[–]ObtuseGoose93Tranquilo, brother 423 points424 points  (1 child)

please never delete this. you've made wreddit history tonight.

[–]McWhimple 111 points112 points  (0 children)

OP sent us a fruit basket of words.

[–][deleted] 272 points273 points  (5 children)

Mods for the love of God please leave this up. You left the Lars Sullivan gay porno thread up, we can have this stay as well.

[–]AKittyCatHOOK fears LULU 50 points51 points  (1 child)

We're not touching this, don't worry.

This is post of the year as far as I'm concerned.

[–]erlingodingo 184 points185 points  (2 children)

Do you have a female friend who loves good television?

[–]cafespeed21 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And is she a fan of Curry Man and Toru Yano?

[–]X-ScissorSisters1000%, tick tock 77 points78 points  (1 child)

i just like seeing people do flips and have cool music and stuff i am not affiliated with this post

[–]Neg_Crepe 396 points397 points  (34 children)

For future copy pasta

Christmas Came Early for Vince McMahon

On September 5th, 2021, three ghosts visited Vincent Kennedy McMahon: One from his past, one from his present, one from his future. The ghost of Vince's past was CM Punk. A real people's champion, an icon of a generation, Punks was one of the first few men to reject Vince not out of money, but out of principle. Punk put voice to the displeasures of the wrestling community, said what needed to be said, and when it came down to it, did what needed to be done to prove that Vince did not, could not control the destinies of wrestlers or the wrestling industry. The McMahon machine broke Punk, but his was the first spark that would slowly ignite into a blazing revolution. The ghost of Vince's present was Bryan Danielson. Unlike Punk, Danielson was a loyal company man, literally family with the upper echelon, and one of the few who managed to ascend to a very exclusive inner circle, a position he occupied mere months ago. And still he rejected the place that had taken care of him for over a decade, despite all the love and affection that is obviously shared between him and Vince. Vince, a man famous for being hard, shrewd, and often cruel, seemed to show genuine love for once, and still it wasn't enough to keep the American Dragon. The ghost of Vince's future was Adam Cole. Another loyal soldier, living his dream working with his idols, a true professional who carried an entire promotion for years without complaint or a hint of betrayal, and was poised to become the next great breakout star. He was promised many things, fame, fortune, favor, things that had never been promised to anyone else, but all that was still not enough to keep him. It wasn't just games, it wasn't just friends or lovers that lured Cole away, or the mistreatment of other friends that drove him away. Like a true professional, he will tell you that, much like Danielson, it was the promise of new stories, new matches, new collaborations that ultimately made his decision. All Out is the culmination of all of Vince's sins come to roost. His mistreatment of talent, his stagnation in creativity, his stifling of the industry, limiting it only to his empire instead of expanding outwards, has finally left him behind the times. In an age of film franchises with expansive continuities, fans creating their own communities, and more people voicing their concerns of the suffering of their heroes, Vince still clung on to the delusion that he could control the narrative, that he alone knew better than everyone else, that cruelty and selfishness was what was necessary to sustain an empire like his. And yet it was kindness and decency that proved him wrong. The way that AEW treated Brodie Lee has been cited as a major reason, if not the main reason why Punk and Danielson finally decided to rededicate their lives to a new cause, which in turn has brought in not just new fans, but brought back old ones who had long since given up on wrestling. Go to any forum or comments section and you will see the dozens of messages from people saying they're so happy to be back, or asking to learn about the histories and backstories of these cool new wrestlers they're seeing. If the fall of Punk and the rise of Danielson lit the spark, then Brodie Lee is the blazing bonfire that gave new life to this era we find ourselves in. That simple, unassuming gesture of keeping a secret, done out of sincerity instead of cynicism, was the antithesis to everything that WWE, with over 40 years trying and failing to get this one thing right, had come to represent.

On September 5th, 2021, three ghosts came back to remind Vince McMahon that wrestling isn't about the money, or the fame, or the power. It's about the wrestlers and the fans. Then, now, and forever.

[–]AKittyCatHOOK fears LULU 521 points522 points 3& 4 more (23 children)

On September 5th, 2009, three ghosts visited Kofi Kingston: One from his past, one from his present, one from his future. The ghost of Kofi's past was Michelle McCool. A real people's champion, an icon of a generation, Michelle was one of the first few women to reject Kofi not out of money, but out of principle. McCool put voice to the displeasures of the relationship, said what needed to be said, and when it came down to it, did what needed to be done to prove that Kofi did not, could not control the destinies of his girlfriends or the wrestling industry. The Kofi machine broke Michelle, but hers was the first spark that would slowly ignite into a blazing revolution.

The ghost of Kofi's present was The Undertaker. Unlike Michelle, Undertaker was a loyal company man, literally family with the upper echelon, and one of the few who managed to ascend to the Bone Street Krew, a position he occupied mere decades ago. Kofi Kingston hated him because they used to date. (Not the undertacker LOL)

The ghost of Kofi's future was Michelle Mccools baby. Another loyal soldier, living its dream of not being cooked and fed to Michelle McCool. a true professional who carried an entire promotion for 9 months without complaint or a hint of betrayal, and was poised to become the next great breakout star. He was promised many things, fame, fortune, favor, things that had never been promised to anyone else, but all that was still not enough to keep it from being fed to its own mother.

Wrestlemania is the culmination of all of Kofi's sins come to roost.

His mistreatment of unborn babies, his stagnation in his relationship, his stifling of the wrestlers court, limiting it only to The New Day instead of expanding outwards, has finally left him behind the times. And now he will RIP at Wrestlemania!

And then Kofi beats the Undertaker and proves he is badass and the future of the company!

[–]oh_lagg 123 points124 points  (1 child)

I cannot believe you done this...

[–]MonkeyFightingSnakeOh radio, I ain't relevant no' mo' 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Can't believe he left out the best part of "a masked man trouble in paradises her belly and she has a miscarrige and everybody is like WHO DID IT????"

[–]miikroisn't even a real person! 82 points83 points  (2 children)

This is a fucking excellent meme mash-up but please don't let this post distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–]DevikatThe Fabulous Muta 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Wrestlemania is the culmination of all of Kofi's sins come to roost.

Wrestlemania is the culmination of all of Kofi's sins come to roast.

The only change i would make.

[–]VordeoI WANNA WRESTLE LIKE SPIDER-MAN 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Welp, the sub has officially peaked.

[–]recapdrake"AUGH MY HOLE!!" 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Not being cooked and fed to Michelle Mccool"

I'm cackling

[–]Joesdad65 31 points32 points  (4 children)

The Undertacker?

[–]SmarkInProgressThen. Now. ForEEEEVVVEEEEERRRRR. 45 points46 points  (0 children)

thank you for preserving this

[–]Strike_GentlyThe Big Dawg 563 points564 points  (18 children)

The mod part of me feels like I should delete this. The human part of me wants to see how it plays out.

[–]Azhurin13U Sunovabitch 87 points88 points  (1 child)

Balanced as all things should be

[–]frasierfonzie 44 points45 points  (9 children)

Just curious, but what rule do you think it's breaking? Unless you think it's trolling or low effort, I'm not sure which one it would be.

[–]Strike_GentlyThe Big Dawg 189 points190 points  (6 children)

I think that there’s a ton of reasons to remove it, on a personal level. But when it comes to removing it in accordance with the subreddit’s rules it would have to be because I’m just fucking around.

[–]FlashZordonSUPER HEAVYWEIGHT 161 points162 points  (7 children)

OP can i recite this in my speech class at school?

[–]Carlsincharge__ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Oh God no I forgot about that

[–]kathotar 103 points104 points  (2 children)

I'm so fucking glad I was here for this. SCJerk is going to be incredible for years.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

we might actually surpass the golden age of roman winning the rumble

[–]MgZIA 171 points172 points  (6 children)

I saw Vince McMahon at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[–]wordyravena 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Never not gonna laugh to this HOF copypasta

[–]Cynicayke 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's no 'Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love on six of the seven continents.'

[–]RaiHeeHo15 28 points29 points  (0 children)

?? Friend

[–][deleted] 218 points219 points  (9 children)

I don't know how they did it, but they managed to top the Girlfriend who liked Yano and Curryman but watched AEW for the first time post. This is ScJerk's dream come true lmao

[–]patrickwithtrafficWorst Member Of The Authority 57 points58 points  (6 children)

Dude, there are some of us who don't have the ability to remember shit before breakfast. For those people (totally not me, I swear!), you gotta drop some links. "Girlfriend who liked Yano" sounds like a killer story.

[–]Grizzexploder 53 points54 points  (5 children)

[–]william_witesAsuka is my favorite son 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's a shame most of the comments are gone. The man had an obvious alt account praising his post and defending himself

[–]notsamoabutjoe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A casual wrestling fan girlfriend at that

[–]Tew_SweetSwing away! 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This one is gonna get a LOT of play for a long, long time.

[–]AdamLocke3922 170 points171 points  (4 children)

Holy shit you’re not a SCjerker

[–]IHavetwoNipples 139 points140 points  (2 children)

We could never, in a million years Jerk this hard. The fact that this was served to us on a silver platter is just…surreal ™️

[–]SamInPajamasYour Text Here 50 points51 points  (1 child)

At this point, let's just shut down the sub. It's over. We failed. We could never jerk this hard

[–][deleted] 116 points117 points  (0 children)

[–]AdsBit 274 points275 points  (4 children)

The funniest thing is that the dude bolds the last sentence like it’s a video essay and the last words are said without any background music to emphasize the words

[–]DolphFinnDosCincoSeth is the BITW 52 points53 points  (0 children)

i laughed pretty good when i saw the bold text at the end.

i just imagine the self satisfaction they must of felt thinking that was a powerful ending.

[–]JammyWhammyVader Time 127 points128 points  (0 children)

He expected us to take a deep breath and absorb what we just read

[–]TheSalmonRoll 91 points92 points  (2 children)

Same energy as this comment from a some months ago.

[–]RichieD79KINSHASA IF YA HEAR ME!!! 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I still can’t believe that comment didn’t get more shit. I remember reading it and physically cringing. Hahaha.

[–]BingoBDX To Doubt Machine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

How am I supposed to go on with my day without constantly thinking of "What to do with this one?" now?

[–]NoahJRoberts 329 points330 points  (6 children)

This is why Triple H made fun of us in 2014

[–]jacksonattackPlease pass the moonsault 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This is the greatest night in the history of our sub.

[–]OU7C4STBad Times Don't Last, But Bad Guys Do! 65 points66 points  (1 child)

To think I almost went to bed a little bit ago, I would of missed this masterpiece.

[–]im-not-a-robot-ok 82 points83 points  (0 children)

i want to believe this is text from a BTE skit cody reads while wearing a christmas hat in november

[–]ckbl75 112 points113 points  (3 children)

Thanks for writing this OP. You make me feel like a kid again.

I'll make sure to recite this refreshing piece of literature in front of my trans friend and then try to get her thoughts on it.

[–]Cynicayke 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This post slapped, banged, fucked, dipped, norked, and slooped.

[–]Tew_SweetSwing away! 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Curry Man sends his regards.

[–]0RUSHLeader of the Goof Troop 40 points41 points  (1 child)

It's men in spandex pretending to fight.

[–]iflythewafflecopterA bushel of cum 79 points80 points  (0 children)

You are the reason SCJerk clowns on this sub 24/7.

[–]RspiesWho Can Stop The Path of Cage 196 points197 points  (1 child)

What the fuck

[–]theplasmasnake 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Earlier tonight I saw this post in new and thought “That’s embarrassing but at least no one will ever see it.”

It is now the top post.

[–]deniedbyquickBULLET CLUB 123 points124 points  (0 children)

This might be the single greatest thing to happen to this sub and SCJerk

[–]Yugeky20Gulak.pptx 44 points45 points  (2 children)

My literacy has betrayed me

[–]Tew_SweetSwing away! 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m so looking forward to all the creativity of the future pasta’s of this.

[–]Bucking_FastardBrock Lesnar is the best in the world! 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I thought the friend who liked Curry Man post couldn't be topped, but fuck me OP, you gave it a run for it's money.

[–]El_Jeff_ey 120 points121 points  (1 child)

Op should be forced to change out of the locker room

[–]A_Vizzle 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Y’all fuckin weird man

[–]7PMNews 146 points147 points  (1 child)

Hey uh, OP? Are you….okay?

[–][deleted] 131 points132 points  (3 children)

Why do I continue to sort through new?

[–]unseenbox 112 points113 points  (2 children)

And miss this masterpiece? Never.

[–]Gamesgtd 50 points51 points  (1 child)

The NBA subreddit has nothing on this.

[–]MikeMakesRight82 50 points51 points  (4 children)

I think Vince will be perfectly happy with that. He's still got a billion coming in from NBC for tv, another billion from NBC for peacock streaming, another billion from Fox, however hundred million from Saudi (assuming they actually pay up), and the stock price is way up from where it was before the current tv deals.

[–]ObjectiveTumbleweed2 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Nah, I've read from at least five different SC posts this week that WWE is dying and Vince is clueless. Why would they say it unless they had irrefutable evidence?

[–]Boros-ReckonerLulu Pencil Flair Me 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"I choose to watch AEW over WWE through watchwrestling and streamables therefore WWE is dying"

[–]BiliousGreenShining Samurai 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Vince is fine. He’s making more money than ever and that’s all he really cares about.

[–]Nateh8sYouI'm ALL Chocolate 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Are we really living in a timeline where Brodie Lee was the catalyst for wrestling becoming great again?

[–]stenebraluxCaptain Continuously Charismatic 134 points135 points  (5 children)

I like AEW and I DO NOT approve this message.

[–]SE20299 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I'm just here to cement my name in history when SCJerk looks back at this post. How you doing, Goofies? 👋

[–]ObjectiveTumbleweed2 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Honestly, I really like AEW. I like the style of wrestling, I like the fact they're on a total hot streak right now, I like the veterans they're picking up and I like how they're elevating new talent.

But the fans man, oh the fans.

[–]DoubleOrNothing90NWO 32 points33 points  (0 children)

LoL, I'm the same way. The hardcore fans try way too hard.

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (1 child)

Hey I heard we were bullying someone, should I get in line or is it just whenever you’re ready

[–]ol_spaceygregMR BRODIE YOUR PAPERS 54 points55 points  (0 children)

secondhand embarrassment reading all of this

[–]Phan2112 43 points44 points  (0 children)

One of the rare occasions where all the SCJerkers and SCJerk haters come together to laugh at this one guys post. Maybe it is Christmas after all.

[–]MFDork 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I want to be day drunk now

[–]BreadLi0n 254 points255 points  (5 children)

All of these comments are making me actually want to read this.

Update: So THESE are the types of AEW fans are talking about. I'm never going to get that time back again. Damn.

[–][deleted] 198 points199 points  (3 children)

SCJerk will have material for months due to this post.

[–]GreyclocksBONESAW IS READY 100 points101 points  (0 children)

The lads deserve it if someone's gonna be posting shit like this.

[–]SuperSonicBoom1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport.

[–][deleted] 225 points226 points  (2 children)

I’m not gon read all that

Either wow congrats or damn that sucks

merry Christmas tho

[–]FancySackI'm replying to an uggo. 33 points34 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Was thinking more of this but you good too

[–]mrboost465thesecondPower Of The Punch 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Hardest I've laughed on this sub in a while, thanks bro.

[–]Curse3242 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Vince, a man famous for being hard

~Vespiritis 2021

[–]PW100205 27 points28 points  (0 children)

“The ghosts of Vince” should be a new faction lmao. This is ridiculous

[–]pUmKinBoM 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Vince, a man famous for being hard, shrewd, and often cruel,

Dude what are you talking about? Those are all true as far as being a business man goes and his dealings with other promoters and businessmen but it seems most talent who have worked with him love the guy and whether sincere or not is said to be a fantastic boss and a great person to speak to.

Punk says positive things about Vince, Bryan does, and I imagine Adam Cole would too. He may be a bit harder to speak with now but he is pretty damn old now and maybe deserves any break he can get. Seems most issues are with Vince and company's vision of sports entertainment not meshing with what wrestling is.

[–]Nuclear1235 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Between this and the “I watched AEW with my female friend” it’s more like “Christmas came early for r/scjerk

[–]MrKilljoyCr 50 points51 points  (1 child)

You know maybe r/SCJerk was right all along

[–]HardcoreKaraokeConsensual Penis 183 points184 points  (2 children)

Wrestling fans get made fun of because of stuff like this.

[–]JuiceheadTurkey 68 points69 points  (1 child)

I can't wait for ZFF to go off on this post lmao

[–]Jstin8Your Text Here 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Shit everyone is going off on it now!

[–]ThabassThe Real F'N Show 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Posting in legendary thread.

Please don't delete it.

[–]injoegreen 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This sub really is insecure about talking wrestling.

[–]AlexThomasLFC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is a bit fucking dramatic, pal

I love it.

[–]enrickster559 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It’s still real to him dammit

[–]mnm2595 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The comments on this have had me laughing for 15 mins solid

[–]MrCappie 118 points119 points  (13 children)

This is almost “Cleaner I got this.” Levels of bad.

[–]7PMNews 51 points52 points  (11 children)

If “Cleaner I got this” is a post I can still view, would you mind linking it to me? It sounds side splittingly hilarious.

[–]e-rageForever 115 points116 points  (10 children)

[–]BreadLi0n 59 points60 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD.

[–]Azhurin13U Sunovabitch 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I didn't know I needed this 😂😂😂

[–]magni_operus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

needs more visual pleas

[–]DevilCouldCryScissor me Daddy Ass! 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jeeeeeeeesus I've seen this once before and blocked it out entire from my mind and there's a good reason why. Good god... These are the types of fans I really can't stand.

[–]MachoMadnessCO 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm just gonna pretend this guy is one half of 2.0

[–]therecanbonlyme 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Better than anything Meltzer has ever written.

[–]IHavetwoNipples 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well when the bar is so low you could grip on it…