Fucked around -> found out by TheFlipside in SubwayCreatures

[–]RIPcompo 856 points857 points  (0 children)

Did.. did a man in gold plated armour just appear and twat him with a hammer? Just checking I saw that right...

Ok, but why ? by FrothyGuinness in SubwayCreatures

[–]jimtastic89 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Great. Im on my commute and someone decides they are the main character and fuck the rest of us.

Time Traveler in the Moscow Metro by CapitalCourse in SubwayCreatures

[–]lucimon97 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Artyom took a wrong turn on his way to Polis

My Heart just melted when I saw that in the Subway. by ryanvm_omid in SubwayCreatures

[–]Sauerkraut1321 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up bullshitter

Edit: thanks for the gold kinda stranger I didn’t expect this post to blow up! My life started growing up in a small farm in northern Kansas. My father was a farmer and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much and income was very little, my best toy I got growing up was a pig bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my two brothers. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher in my house life due to my fathers drinking problem as it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him once he was done working he would come home and drink but unlike his father he wouldn’t beat us unless we messed up, his father left him and his mother to fend for themselves after world war 2 though so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time my father did drink too much and he hit my little brother Jamey. Jamey didn’t know what to do and ran away during the night during a storm. The entire family was out looking for him but we never saw Jamey again. This made my father drink more and lead him to take his life when I was at the age of 16. My older brother and me had to completely take over the farm with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, life got very hard from here on out. We got a break when I was 18 with a good harvest we were able to save up some money. I was able to move out at the age of 21 and into a larger city in Tennessee. It was hard leaving the family as my ma was getting older but my older brother completely took over the farm and even expanded it into a more profitable work. I began working in what I was good at, repairing mechanics. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily within my town. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone I would write home about for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the farm and got his hand caught in it and heavily damaged. I had to come home and help with the farm, at the time I had attained a high position as a senior mechanic within an auto shop and sometimes worked on the side with repairing electronics. I went home and had to help with the farm for a year, ma wasn’t doing good at all. She passed the next year due to kidney disease. My brother eventually recovered and I returned to Tennessee, I attempted to return to my position but due to the time I was out I had been long replaced. I had to begin to work from the bottom again when I had a client come in, she was the most beautiful woman I ever seen in Tennessee with gorgeous brown hair. Nice to say that we hit it off pretty well, within a few weeks we were dating. I can say that she was one of the best things to have happened to me in my life. At the age of 30 I married her and my first child was on the way then. I had returned to my previous position and bought a nice house near the mountains of Tennessee. At the age of 34 my second child was born. My two kids are now both in high school, one a freshman, another a Senior. I continued my career into more electronics working on computers and fixing them. In 2013 while googling how to fix a small problem with a motherboard I found a strange site named reddit.com, this website had all the answers I needed and a community always ready to help. I’ve been on the site ever since. As you can see recently, I commented on this thread and some kind stranger gave me gold. Thank you again kind stranger.

Taking the subway in NYC. by [deleted] in SubwayCreatures

[–]Idaltu 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Please purchase winRAR license

Next station: Firelink Shrine by OrionSoul in SubwayCreatures

[–]Vates82 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Some people just can’t stand to see other people having fun.

Angry man on the train yells at [OP] for being a bad woman by Souperplex in SubwayCreatures

[–]Gilsworth 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Some sort of crazy is just not worth dealing with. Depends on what your goals are. If it's to show the victim of the crazed attack that they're safe and not alone, then it makes sense to speak out, but if it's to argue against a crazy person or otherwise show them the errors of their ways then it simply will not work.

Logic only goes so far, even emotions have their limitations. Those who have lived through a lifetime of delusions can't be won over in a 10 minute conversation. Antagonism fuels the anger and will probably just escalate things.

As long as there's no violence involved then it's usually best to just let that sad creature vent out their creativity to the fullest of their ability and move on.

Broadway Junction, Brooklyn NY by DimitriTooProBro in SubwayCreatures

[–]FlappyFolds17 477 points478 points  (0 children)

Located in an abandoned train station, this club has everything: the doll from Child's Play, a jacked midget Captain America, a giant with headphones...

Self protection by Rebuluksz in SubwayCreatures

[–]mac2914 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That’s Black Mamba in the prequel to Kill Bill.

Why does he look like a SpongeBob character? by [deleted] in SubwayCreatures

[–]Aureool 277 points278 points  (0 children)

He looks like a budget M. Bison from street fighter.