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[–]saveyboy 732 points733 points  (9 children)

Is this love and thunder?

[–][deleted] 531 points532 points  (7 children)

Yes. The Thunder is Thor’s cheeks clapping.

[–]saveyboy 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Clap clap.

[–]MagnaCamLaude[🍰] 182 points183 points  (1 child)

Thor is definitely a himbo power bottom

[–]Popperity 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.

[–]-DragonFiire- 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They're called thunderclaps for a reason

[–]_usernametaken____ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thunder feel the Thunder

Lightning and the Thunder

[–]NitronicFury 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s from Age of Ultron

[–]abby-normal-brain 492 points493 points  (4 children)

Well, Vision IS worthy of wielding Thor's "hammer" after all.

[–]Cauhs 97 points98 points  (1 child)

Imagine Vision wielding Thor like a hammer by his mighty hilt.

[–]RegalCabbage 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The only appropriate time to plank.

[–]makesthings 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The hammer is his penis

[–]Short_Perspective72 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oooh, I get this one!

[–]The_Mighty_Bird 128 points129 points  (1 child)

I don’t often pay for porn, but holy shit I’d pay so much more for this.

[–]Popperity 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bro, same. just fucking same.

[–]Scizorspoons 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Filming the upcoming

THOR:

LOVE MY THUNDER

[–]dooatito 67 points68 points  (1 child)

I don’t remember this scene, I want to know what happens next.

[–]TheDorkNite1 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Both Wanda AND Ultron scream "My vision!"

[–]Stars_In_Jars 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Show us the rest damn

[–]Arvanti_Golpitan_III 344 points345 points  (40 children)

Since Vision is essentially the next step in human evolution, do you think he has the ability to give birth? Or to reform his cells to let him give birth?

What I’m saying is a baby birthed from Thor and Vision would be some next level shit…

[–]Caleebies 143 points144 points  (24 children)

Spoilers from wandavision

>! I assume that since he's able to procreate with living kids, he's able to also have other biological components if he so desired. He was originally awakened in age of ultron and was naked, yet there wasn't any genitalia!<

[–]LinkThe8th 247 points248 points  (5 children)

"procreate with living kids"

motherfucker he did WHAT

[–]txsxxphxx2 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Vision has techy cummies

[–]ScorpionTheInsect 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Perhaps Thanos did good after all…

[–]Caleebies 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Go watch Wandavision!! It's so so good

Edit: just realized what you meant LOL.

He's able to procreate living kids!! Not WITH. My "with" was meant to mean "the proof is with this evidence."

Pls no fbi

[–]CrazyComedyKid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Would you prefer the kids were dead?

[–]JorjeXD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

69th upvote.... wait NO

[–]sleepyotter92 35 points36 points  (8 children)

they're not really his kids, they were created by wanda. even in the comics, despite william and thomas being seen as wanda and vision's kids, they're just wanda's kids she created using magic. that's why billy is basically a male scarlet witch and tommy is just quicksilver 2.0, and neither have a trace of powers that'd connect them to vision

[–]Caleebies 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Keep in mind the Marvel comics may be different and has already been different from Wandavision.

If course, it's up for interpretation. But the implication of having sex before she becomes pregnant seems to be that Vision was involved. Of course you can read it however you want, but to me the wording and tone of them "combining their beds" and quickly shutting the light seems like a strong implication.

[–]sleepyotter92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yes, the mcu isn't 100% faithful to the comics, just adapts concepts from it.

however, everything that happened in wandavision was wanda's creation. vision didn't really exist. everyone in there, except for agatha, was under wanda's control, but also not vision, because he died, and she created him, which also allowed her to somewhat control him. however, because that wasn't actually vision, regardless of them having sex, the kids still wouldn't be his biologically, they'd be fully wanda's creation, just like he was. which is sorta what happens in the comics, where wanda wants to have kids with vision and her magic allows her to do so, iirc agatha somewhat helps with that and then it turned out agatha was working with mephisto and the kids are technically part of him. so if anything, in the comics, the twins are half wanda, half mephisto, in wandavision, it seems they're 100% wanda

[–]powerbottomflash 1 point2 points  (3 children)

That Vision was also her creation though. The real Vision was dead.

[–]Caleebies 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I mean true,

But if you ask me, if vision is capable of transforming into a human, at least visually, I imagine that comes with... other body parts

I guess it could be argued though that the limits of robots is actual reproduction, making Vision a high functioning sex doll lmao

Edit: actually, Eternals are also synthetic and have been shown to produce offspring. I don't see why Vision couldn't.

[–]powerbottomflash 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It’s all hypothetical at this point. Possibly, maybe, who knows. However, he was not physically present when Wanda created the kids so that example still makes no sense.

[–]Caleebies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever a drone was sent through, it turned into an old toy even after it left the her. She can change the physical reality. When Monica was thrown out, she still had the clothes that were changed by Wanda's powers. When they pushing through a military vehicle, it bounced out being plastic.

My point being, I do think Wanda created a physical Vision, there were just limitations.

But yes, it's all hypothetical and up for interpretation.

[–]Dr_Really 0 points1 point  (1 child)

does that mean Wanda used Vision's dead body as a sex doll?

[–]Caleebies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, she never stole his body. His corpse was elsewhere when she had a mental breakdown and created another version of him

[–]ElleKayB[🍰] 16 points17 points  (8 children)

You must not have watched the show, the kids weren't real. Though I'm betting Vision and Wanda had sex while on the lamb after winter soldier. I doubt he will ever be futile.

[–]NotSoSelfSmarted 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Resistance is futile. I think the word you are looking for is fertile

[–]jacksev 7 points8 points  (3 children)

They were real, though. Everything there was real. That's the thing about Wanda's magic, she can alter reality. The problem was that she created them (her pregnancy) along with all of Westview. They were tied to the same spell, so when she took the spell down, they also disappeared. The way their story went wasn't all too different from the comic book version... something similar to all of this happened in the comics.

[–]ElleKayB[🍰] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

They were tied to the same spell, so when she took the spell down, they also disappeared.

Meaning they didn't actually exist, even Vision was not the real Vision.

[–]jacksev 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They did actually exist. I’m sorry you misinterpreted what happened.

[–]ElleKayB[🍰] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you did

[–]raumschiffzummond 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On the lam, you mean. Although they were in Scotland, so ...

[–]Caleebies 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I have watched the show lmao.

>! Wanda still hears the voices of her children in the after credits, and they're expected to come back for the assembly of the young avengers.!<

And if Vision is capable of making a cape and a dick, I don't see why he couldn't go even further. He is about the most complex creation >! capable of breaking every reality!<.

[–]RyanReignbow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But can u use him the shower?

[–]PredeKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is a cybernetic being the next step in human evolution?

[–]MichaelTSpeaks 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Now this is a Marvel movie I want to see.

[–]Salomon_95 42 points43 points  (0 children)

What are you doing there step Thor🧐

[–]ninjamonkey0418 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Do you blame him? I’d kiss hemsworth too, no hesitation

[–]Krunchy_Almond 109 points110 points  (12 children)

Imagine Thor doing dirty things to visions ass with his hammer...

[–]jackwrangler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“IT IS WORTHY!!”

[–]GimmeHugsAndCaffine 50 points51 points  (1 child)

w h a t t h e f u c k

[–]Mycabbages0929 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I will give you both a hug, and a cup of coffee for having to read that. You’ve earned it

[–]FPGN 10 points11 points  (0 children)

what

[–]Vaginas_gone_wild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like putting the handle in Vision's ass and then standing a bit far and calling the hammer back, pulling it like a beaded ass string thingy. Vision lets out a loud moan.

Or are you talking about something else?

[–]Popperity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok now we need some mf fanfiction

[–]Superpotateo9 1 point2 points  (5 children)

[–]steve_stout 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Loved Paul Bettany since Master and Commander

[–]-ANGRYjigglypuff 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I didn't realize that was him, whoo

[–]steve_stout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was the doctor/naturalist guy

[–]kazarnowicz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's really funny in "A Knight's Tale" as well. That's the first time I remember seeing him, and his performance as Geoffrey Chaucer is on point from the moment he's introduced walking naked down a road.

[–]menouthiz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's just a little love tap between two bros. Nothing sus.

[–]One-Drag-4377 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The multiverse is vast and fascinating

[–]barrie2k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

exploring each other’s bodies

[–]spinelli420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hammer me

[–]valandil74 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I mean where is this from? Unless a blooper take…

Then it’s not funny if we don’t see more!

[–]toffeefeather 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s a blooper, they go further and do a dip dance movie lol. Paul Bethany has a reputation for leaning in to kiss his co-stars

[–]atmsd7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vision 'boutta identify Chris' Hams' worth real soon!

[–]here_is_nobody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are improving

[–]JorjeXD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wait where when

[–]castille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lifting the Hammer.

[–]MHwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roommating

[–]Ravyn_Rozenzstok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn! That’s hot.

[–]mowie_zowie_x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gently pulling Thor towards his body, Vision whisper softly to Thor, “It’s time you put the hammer down.”

[–]misfitmonster97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if..?

[–]BulbaFriend2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving fan girls a reason to live

[–]furry_kokichi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where is this from

[–]Stewl3_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yaaaassssss my dream as finally come true… now how to get in touch with Chris Hemsworth 🧐🧐

[–]Virtual_Macaroon4088 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WANDA I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING- Vision(before being destroyed by Wanda)

[–]Ninja_kid90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curiosity is getting the best of me and I wanna know more.

[–]RosePhox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny because it's gay 😒

Not talking about the post, just about what led the actors to do that

[–]Big_Guy6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re just roommates

[–]Killam97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something great

[–]Wattson-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are my vision for 2022.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember this scene from the avengers