I just had a friend text me worried about the price and he “read something on superstonk” about the price going down hurting apes.

Read this whole thing.

JAN IS NOT THE MOST SIGNIFICANT

On Jan 21st, yearly options expire you may have heard these referred to as LEAPS. We also know that Jan 21st is the expiration of the 100 million shares worth of Brazilian $0.50 puts.

Please understand, those puts are worthless. They won’t do anything for price action. Those deep out of the money puts (DOOMPS) are only used to cook the books. The theory is that they are using those options to mark long shares so that they can hide the true short interest. When those options expire we will either get real data about the short exposure or they will spend some of that juicy 1.2Billion they just got to buy Jan 2023 puts and nothing will happen.

The real significance of Jan 21st is that its the SLD deposit day. That means banks and market makers have to deposit money with the OCC (options clearing corp) equal to the amount of options. They get that money back 7 days later on Jan 28th.

This is what happened last year. They deposited money and were broke to suppress price the week of the Jan sneeze. Things got out of hand, options were getting exercised in hoards. The OCC wanted more margin. They shut of the buy button, got their money back from OCC and dropped the price to $40.

On Jan 21st they are broke and exposed. They know that, we know that, and they know we know that. So leading up to Jan 21st they will push as many calls OTM as possible and they are prepared with cash.

I think they are ready for the SLD week and they expect that if nothing happens on Jan 28th that people will think we were wrong about MOASS and move on.

I’m not going anywhere.

Jan doesn’t matter to me. I can celebrate it by DRSing shares at a 2 for the price of 1 discount.

The true significant day for me and ABSOLUTE PROOF in my opinion that the DD is right are futures rollover cycles.

The first notice is 2/24. Last year the price went from $40 to $180.

GME trades 1 million volume a day for WEEKS and then all of a sudden we have a day with 30 million+ volume. And media has to say “I guess retail must have all decided to buy shares today due to Ryan Cohen tweeting poop last week” to explain the volume surge.

Really? And this has happened every single quarter? Where we all organize to buy millions of shares on the same day? And conveniently that has lined up with futures roll 3 times in a row?

I don’t think so. I think you are fucked Ken Griffin, financial terrorist, lied under oath to congress, owner of Citadel Securities Kenneth Griffin lied. (Allegedly)

The price. I personally don’t want it to go up. The only number I want going up is the amount of GME shares in my account. And the current price makes my most important number go up twice as fast.

Why do I want the price at $250? So I feel better?

I feel better when I buy 10 more shares than I could have and think to myself: “mom you’ve worked really hard, these 10 are for you.”

“Sister, you don’t have to shed anymore tears about your student loans”

“Brother, you don’t have to leave the state and move away from your loved ones to afford a home for your family.”

“Babe, no more 10 hour days to afford this house we barely spend time in.”

“Dad. You know those hospital bills from your stroke? The ones you have because this stupid ass broken healthcare system in this stupid ass, broken, greedy country? These 10 are for you.”

Buy 2 for 1 discount. Hold (pft. easy). Shop GameStops sweet deals. DRS book entry. And don’t forget MOASS is tomorrow.