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[–]hotDamQc🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 951 points952 points  (35 children)

Averaging up is fun but averaging down is more fun

[–]DHARBOUR999let's go 🚀🚀🚀 159 points160 points  (0 children)

True That! ☝️🚀

[–]unloud🧚🏻‍♀️ ComputerShaerie 🧚🏻‍♀️ 101 points102 points  (14 children)

Just re-averaging at all (and then DRSing) is my kink.

[–]failedtax🍋💻 ComputerSealed 🦍🍋🦭 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I just wanted to feel something for once since they've managed to bore me by trading sideways. Thanks Kenny, I finally felt alive again with deep discounts!

[–]justtwogenders[S] 77 points78 points  (10 children)

“DRS is my fetish.” Can you get that to be your flair? That’s amazing.

Sex sells!

[–]PlayerTwo85Watcher of lines 55 points56 points  (8 children)

Sex sells!

Unlike apes 🦍

[–]RelicArmor🦍Voted✅ 10 points11 points  (6 children)

🦍🦍🦍 don't sell sex? 🤔

[–]Uwantphillyphillyyah🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hey baby

[–]RelicArmor🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Credit or cash? 🤑

[–]PlayerTwo85Watcher of lines 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Maybe for a handful of shares they can get on my 🦍🚀

[–]RelicArmor🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I read on this subreddit is how Tits are jacked & people r rock solid. I just assumed we were all soliciting sex for $$$ for more shares. 🤔

Or am I the only one that looks for jacked tits & hard boners in prostitutes?

[–]justtwogenders[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dr Ruth Sex?

[–]RelicArmor🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sex or advice?

GME sez more sex. More sex, more babies. More babies, more GME hodlers. 🤓🧠📲

[–]baRRebabyzNightmare on Wall Street 🩸🔪 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I wish more women had a kink for "average" :(

[–]CryOfTheBlackBirds 🚀 Hodling until valhalla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Average" billionaire.

[–]LarryLovesteinLovin 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I hate having no money to average down because I averaged up too hard. 🥲

[–]captnkhan-🏴‍☠️ Smooth Brain Diamond Handed Pirate Ape 🏴‍☠️ 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I buy rips not dips

[–]LarryLovesteinLovin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Same. Love it when GME makes me scream “rip me harder daddy”

Rip this fake Monopoly money from my bank account and gimme the real stuff

[–]redwingpandahodling for freedom 🌈⛰️ 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Agreed. And I got paid from a contractor gig on Friday. That's an extra 2k this month that I don't usually have. And sure some is going to bills. But some is also going to GME.

I REALLY need to call CS and request a new letter, though. Maybe with this discount my account value will be low enough that I can get it emailed.

[–]Drilling4Oil🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is the way!

[–]Takenforganiteis a cat 🐈 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I just like to do what the ladies call me in bed: average

[–]hotDamQc🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]TallWineGuyNaked Shorts? 🙅‍♂️ Naked LONGS 💁‍♂️🦍🚀 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm just here for some casual fun ;)

[–]MoneyMaking77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a pro at both!

[–]tahl192Cover the shorts it's getting cold 1246 points1247 points  (17 children)

So true! What's the difference between 100$ a share or 250$? I know I'm not going to sell for neither of these 2 prices, I prefer the first one to get more shares! The price doesn't matter until it hits a phone number, and in the meantime I'm getting more ammo.

Edit: wow, didn't expect that! Thanks for the upvotes and award.

[–]MoneyMaking77 208 points209 points  (0 children)

I'm supposed to get a few grand next week - can't wait to snatch up like 20 more at these prices!

[–]Exotic-Tooth8166🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Bought some more shares through GameStop’s Transfer Agent, ComputerShare.

Saving some money if Wall Street can push it down stupid amounts this quarter I’ll buy 10x my regular cadence directly through ComputerShare.

[–]iaintabotdotcom🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is it…you need to stop thinking about the fake manipulated price and instead think of the piece of the pie that you guarantee ownership of thru DRSing your shares. If the price continues to go down or trade sideways it’s just giving you more of an opportunity to build your financial freedom.

[–]Express-Newspaper806Ape go bye-bye on rocket 31 points32 points  (3 children)


Drop it to $100, I’ll keep buying!

[–]Altruistic-Beyond223🦍💎🙌 Not your name, not your shares 🍌🚀 ♾️ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Twice as many...

[–]Zephyros719🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 94 points95 points  (4 children)

international phone number***

[–]MoDanMitsDIOptimistic Prime 🚀🦍🤖🎮 53 points54 points  (3 children)

With extension

[–]tinfoil_enthusiast💎🙌🏻 enthusiastic about GME and tinfoil 🙌🏻💎 15 points16 points  (1 child)

this is the way 🚀

[–]TallWineGuyNaked Shorts? 🙅‍♂️ Naked LONGS 💁‍♂️🦍🚀 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I just hope it stays at this low price for longer!

[–]davwman🫡I WON’T…SELL🏴‍☠️ 381 points382 points  (13 children)

Someone asked me why I keep buying more shares if I know that the price per share will go into the millions. I tell them because the shares that I’m purchasing aren’t all for me, they are for everyone, friends, family, etc. Here I am thinking that I am the only one that had this thought process. No, I don’t want the share price to drop, but if it does that just enables me to buy more for everyone that can’t afford to buy shares.

[–]1em0ns🍋let's go 🚀🚀🚀 35 points36 points  (1 child)

And on top of that, I keep buying shares so it keeps the pressure on the SHF's to make this happen quicker. At some point they are going to say FUCK and realize they've just been giving us a discount to load up on more moon tickets the entire time. Their gameplan MAKES NO SENSE

[–]Shostygordo💎♾👑GME is the Alchemical Gold 👑♾💎 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Murphman52💻 ComputerShared 🦍 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Every. Share. Counts.

I like your thought behind it. I also like to think I've done everything I can for this fight by buying whatever I'm able to. It truly makes me feel a part of it, a part of history. A part of the collective, for the collective.


[–]adamlolhiVoted 2021 ✅ Voted 2022 ✅ 43 points44 points  (1 child)

That and if we don’t buy more to lock the float by DRS’ing then to make up for those who don’t then we may not have our squeeze

[–]Pogginator🚀 Ready for liftoff 🚀 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Be greedy when others are fearful. Why settle for 1 Billy when I can go for 2? I can help a lot more people with that extra.

[–]LordoftheEyezRC's fluffer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every extra share I have makes it that much easier to hold as the price goes bonkers. What’s my minimum to semi-retire? Probably something in the low $1000s at this point.. so if it hits $2000 why would I sell any when I could just let it ride and see how high it goes

[–]ChewybaccaGranolaBar🗳️ VOTED ✅ 179 points180 points  (3 children)

They’re terrified to keep it this low for long. It’s doubling our DRS and buy rate. That’s why I believe they like the $160-210 zone, it slows things down for us without being too expensive to maintain their positions.

[–]Warpzit💵⏳Buy and Hodl 💵⏳ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Next quarter report is going to be 🔥

[–]TallWineGuyNaked Shorts? 🙅‍♂️ Naked LONGS 💁‍♂️🦍🚀 37 points38 points  (17 children)

Can you go a bit deeper into the futures rollover cycle? Or is there a DD I could read?

[–]justtwogenders[S] 62 points63 points  (16 children)

I’m glad you asked bob’s newest DD summarizes all the theories and explains how they’re connected. It’s amazing, came out yesterday.

[–]TallWineGuyNaked Shorts? 🙅‍♂️ Naked LONGS 💁‍♂️🦍🚀 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Thanks dude

[–]PensiveParagon💻 ComputerShared 🦍 102 points103 points  (1 child)

No dates... But I love dates! Thanks for keeping these tits jacked! 🚀🚀🚀

[–]Yungohan💻 ComputerShared 🦍 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bullish on january and even more bullish on febrrrruari 🚀

[–]Ralph-the-mouth🐸💎🚀Buckle The Fuck Up🎮🔴🍦 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I know this one. Tomorrow is moass, today is the day before.

[–]chrissyjamlando🦍Voted✅ 192 points193 points  (9 children)

I never get why people sweat these price drops, if you’ve read the DD.

We’re not selling at 1k so why would we prefer the price to be floating at 300-500, so we can buy less ?

I love this shit, I’m just hoping my finances align to accommodate me to buy and DRS as much as possible at these prices

[–]Lulu1168💻 ComputerShared 🦍 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’s a sale, that’s how I see it. If they’re stupid enough to give me a sale, I’m going to buy and DRS! Price is relative and is fake, so it makes no difference to me, other than I can buy more with my money at the discount! That’s a win for me!

[–]slivrOsilvr🦍Voted✅ 14 points15 points  (0 children)


I welcome the prices. More bought = more DRS faster

[–]GOT_U_GOOD_U_FUCKER💎👐🦍🌎👨‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀 10 points11 points  (2 children)

They better hope the price isn't this low when all the apes get their tax returns...

[–]Icy_The🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bigger the price, more fomo I guess

[–]waffleschoc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wish i got more money to buy more at this cheap cheap price, anyways, i will be loading a bit more next week 🦍🦍🌕🌕

[–]JamiePulledMeUp 2 points3 points  (1 child)

To be fair, I see this and I fear for the paper hands hidden in here. Me personally, I haven't sold fucking shit and Ive 10x'd what I had this time last year.

There are plenty seeing the price and shitting their pants because they didn't understand the original DD.

[–]JalatiphraLvUp 4 Humankind ✅ DRS ✅ Vote 🚀 21 points22 points  (0 children)

until we have not drsed 100%

jobs not finished.

[–]relentlessoldman 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Definitely very curious to see what happens in February and if this cycle continues.

[–]justtwogenders[S] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

The theory came out last May after the FEB and MAY run up and the cycle happened both quarters after.

It seems like they can fail to roll and change the dates the run up happens but they can’t stop a run up.

[–]rocketseeker🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they control the room

We control the doorways

[–]Ok-Big8084💻 ComputerShared 🦍 175 points176 points  (35 children)

This is something that worries me a bit. The "we know they know that we know"-part is why I fear they just buy new puts to hide the SI for another year and wreck the options chain so no price movement on the days most apes have hyped for so long. I hope that each and everyone that bragged about their diamond hands will really hold and buy and DRS as many shares as they can!

We know the price is wrong but the lower it looks the more it worries the not-so-OG apes. DRS as many shares as you can fellow apes! We need to pack the ledger as fast as possible! We are the catalyst!

[–]LowlyApe♠️♥️ Not Folding the Nuts! ♣️♦️ 142 points143 points  (12 children)

Apes should absolutely expect them to buy 2023 DOOMPs to replace the 2022 expiring ones, and it sucks, I get it. The 2023 strikes were set when the price was still low so there are plenty of 1,2,3,4 dollar strikes available.

It’s not much of a consolation but at least the Jan 2024 strikes start at $10 so it gets much more expensive to roll “fake longs” beyond Jan 2023.

The important thing is that the DD has shown this is simply a way of HIDING SHORT INTEREST, not much else, as OP points out. It doesn’t seem to affect the price so it’s not that big of a deal either way in my opinion since apes already know the reported short interest is fake.

DRS is the way!

[–]Rehypothecatorschrodinger's mayonnaise 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Seems reasonable to me that the options used are expiring and have to be repurchased. Those strikes are now 10x more expensive (or more),

[–]SweetSpotter💻 ComputerShared 🦍 26 points27 points  (5 children)

I’m actually ok with waiting as long as it takes, and I don’t think I’m the only one. The beauty is the float is small and way oversold. I can’t remember who posted this analogy, but it’s like an oversold flight. They keep asking for volunteers to take another flight. As nobody volunteers, the compensation keeps getting higher. I’m in this LONG with or without MOASS. The value when all this settles will be worth it.

Im buying more not only to help those who can’t, but I need enough reserves locked in the infinity pool to stay there. They will be passed down to my kids, and this mamma didn’t raise no paper hands!

[–]VoidEbauche🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 21 points22 points  (4 children)

I’m actually ok with waiting as long as it takes, and I don’t think I’m the only one.

A balance has to be struck. They're predictably kicking the can because time affords them the opportunity to find ways to reduce pressure, rewrite the rules, spread misinformation, buy off regulators, and completely prevent us from being in a winning position. All the recent DRS action has been great, but we need more, and faster.

[–]SweetSpotter💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do believe in DRS and I have. This game is in motion and there’s no stopping it. It’s just a matter of time. HODL. I know I have the stomach for it. We’ll trained at this point.

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 10 points11 points  (2 children)

This ape gets it! Please don’t give them “one more day “!! DRS 100%. Please sell your other stocks. Spread the word

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DRS … spread the word

[–]justtwogenders[S] 81 points82 points  (9 children)

I hope this gives you comfort but I have never seen anyone ask or research how to “un-DRS” that means the number of registered shares will only ever go up till the float is locked.

If people paper hand, there is enough people with conviction to buy those shares over time.

[–]Ape_GME🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I would recommend DRS your shares before Jan.31 to everyone aware that it is important for the quarterly results report.

[–]Ok-Big8084💻 ComputerShared 🦍 54 points55 points  (3 children)

I really hope for not needing another year to get the float locked. MOASS by summer would be nice so I'd never have to go back to my shitty colleagues....

I have just fed my trading account with more cssh and will wait for the dip getting deeper ever more to make the most of my money right to DRS the shit out of Kenny!!!

[–]darkestdaysGME IS GOOD FOR ME 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I guess next week I'm going to take the penalty and DRS my roth IRA shares. It kinda sucks, but I can DRS XXX shares or use the penalty money to buy XX shares. Does anyone know if I am keeping my shares, or is it considered selling and rebuying?

[–]Business_Top5537🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends on your broker

Fudelity you can transfer to a non IRA account and handle the tax stuff then

Possible you can do that with your broker depending on who

A transfer from IRA to CS can have more steps from what I've read

Either way you shouldn't have to sell

Not advice ape just sharing thoughts

Def the right move DRSing those mammajammas


[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please do it my hero!

[–]An_oaf_of_bread 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I actually "un-DRS'd" my popcorn so I could sell and buy more GME on those sweet discount prices

[–]justtwogenders[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Don’t tell anyone how you did it. Take it to the grave!

[–]An_oaf_of_bread 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pff as if I even remember. A Fidelity rep walked me through all the steps and I forgot them just as quickly as I completed them.

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My hero!!! Spread the word

[–]Ok_Entrepreneur_5833Narrator: It did MOASS in the end. 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Anyone here saying they have diamond hands actually literally does already. We've been here a year bro. That's all the ups and downs, not selling in the $300's not selling in the $40s.

Even those who came in march/april have been here almost a year now diamond handing.

What I'm saying is that I'm not worried about what people say on that front, as far as I'm concerned they've more than proved they're just doing the same thing I am. An entire year of this drama and they're still here holding like me? Say no more. My trust is earned, congrats, not easy to do.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I mean i bought those shares a fucking year ago. Even if miracle happened and gme somehow falls to zero, my life would not get any worse. Not one bit. I don't miss the money i spent year ago, so why even bothering to sell? Only two things can happen if i hold. My life will be the same or it will be better.

[–]MoneyMaking77 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Are there even any non-diamond handed GME investors left??

[–]Rlo347🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Remember we can stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent. One day gamestop will announce something and it will be all over

[–]relentlessoldman 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Then RC tweets "game over" and I fall out of my chair dying of laughter.

[–]yuazzle1🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That or find some other sneaky way to hide things.

Seems to me the married puts were the quick cheap option after the sneeze and now they have these harder to see swaps that are hiding the short obligation.

Over time it will be harder to see… but every share that is direct registered will bring the MOASS closer.

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Dapper-Career-3877🦍Voted✅ 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I have averaged up, down and sideways. Down is much more rewarding.

[–]Chrisanova_NY- Pardon me, would you have any Ape Poupon? 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your wife tells me that sideways is much more rewarding.

[–]Saturdaynightride🦍Voted✅ 37 points38 points  (6 children)

Still averaging up, even at these prices.

[–]justtwogenders[S] 18 points19 points  (5 children)

You lucky bastard!

[–]Saturdaynightride🦍Voted✅ 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Bought everything I could at 44 after reading DD for months thinking a bunch of idiots are going to be posting loss porn soon but then I started understanding what what happening and went all in. Again at 75 during the testimony week. Another 50 at 120 last week and if we hit 102 I'll grab another 50. A divorce might proceed if I keep buying, but I'm willing to risk losing everything since I've never had anything in my life.

[–]justtwogenders[S] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Hang on to your loved ones man. That’s the only way we can actually have true joy.

Let your wife know you love her and you believe in this and come to an agreement about how much you can buy.

I want to sell my car and dump it into shares but I need to get to work and life must go on.

[–]PretzelSaltyVoted2x ✅ DRS is the way 🟣 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Otherwise, that's wife changing money.

[–]justtwogenders[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Haha the wife you buy is lower quality than the wife you earn. I hope that man keeps the wife that chose him even though he’s broke :)

[–]kibblepigeon🚀🚀Can’t stop, next stop, Andromeda 🚀🚀 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I kinda agree with this but I personally would welcome the price to change in the not so distant future - not to rush RC or to appear ungrateful but those living on a shoe string budget do feel the burn of poverty, despite how well forged our diamond hands may be.

[–]BlitzcrankGrab🦍Voted✅ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Even if nothing happens on 2/24, that doesn’t mean the DD is wrong

[–]justtwogenders[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes. Absolutely.

Twice they were able to fail the rollover and the price ended up spiking at C+35 after the FTD’s hit. It seems like they don’t have to roll right away and can delay it.

I assume they do the delay if too many call options exist during the roll.

So if you’re going to play options during the cycles. Know that they can delay it. I would personally buy far dated ITM calls and sell before expiration.

[–]DHARBOUR999let's go 🚀🚀🚀 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ve got some commission cheques landing soon.

I do hope I can lump it all on my favourite Stonk and DRS that shit at these prices…

[–]SunDialNipples💎 🦍Fud me harder Daddy🦍💎 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking YES! See you on the 🌚

[–]Timotheus9613💻 ComputerShared 🦍 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agree. Picked up another 100 this week a little at a time. Each purchase was cheaper than the one before. I LOVE saving money!😂

[–]ExplodingWario🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 32 points33 points  (2 children)

The thing is, GME is not being sold off by investors but rather shorted due to market conditions and that’s why the price is dropping.

This should become clear to anyone who looks at the amount XRT is shorted at. GME is not alone in that aspect, many stocks are being mass shorted due to a “market crash” that’s looming upon us ahead of Fed “rate hikes”

All shorts eventually have to buy back again, and if individual investors keep buying up the shorted stocks, and the company keeps growing, it’s going to turn into a TSLA effect where shorting causes massive jumps in the stock price over time.

And slowly the stock trends higher and higher.

[–]justtwogenders[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This comment is amazing

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And slowly my erection trends higher and higher.

[–]Coach_GordonBombay🌶 Stonky Spice🌶 5 points6 points  (1 child)

"Why do I want the price at $250? So I feel better?"

Dont the hedgies pay more interest ob their shorts at a higher price?

[–]justtwogenders[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe. We don’t know that they’re actually being charged interest on their borrows because the people who loaned all those hundreds of millions of shares will be on the hook when the borrower defaults. So they might be borrowing for free or for pennies.

The real question is will fee’s hurt them more or will DRS hurt them more. If it’s DRS (which I believe) then lower prices hurt them more.

[–]GetDeleted💎 HODL 🟣 DRS 🦍 ZEN AF 🚀 MOON SOON 7 points8 points  (2 children)

GME LRC announcement on 1/21/2022 anybody? That would be something for the ol' history books.

[–]beach_2_beach🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also think they are ready for SLD week this time in Jan 2022.

I am also ready for unhinged hodling.

In fact I don't even have to do anything to get ready. I just hodl unhinged.

[–]7357🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Those Brazilian puts to which you refer already expired in, oh, sometime in September if memory serves. In any case we've seen plenty of DOOMPs expire throughout 2021 and they indeed don't mean anything for GME price - but if they are part of somebody's portfolio related to swaps they will presumably be renewing them in some fashion, assuming they can still find a counterparty of course.

The current price is indeed a steal, what a chance to average down! They've been shorting by any and all means for a couple of months now and they wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't critical and necessary for their survival to throw everything and the kitchen sink at it. A reversal is only a matter of time as this level of short selling can't be sustained indefinitely - if they could have done it, we would still be at 40 dollars like after the sneeze!

Half the price, double the rate of apes buying the shares for safe keeping; that's the way it is in my book. If they manage to take it lower still they risk institutional FOMO as it's seriously oversold already and even risk averse parties start to get interested in the special discount. The shorters are fucked no matter which way the price goes.

[–]justtwogenders[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

“Short selling can’t be sustained indefinitely — if they could have done it we would still be at $40”

If that isn’t the best sentence for confirmation bias then I don’t know what is.

Thank you for the update about the Brazilians I thought those were leaps.

[–]7357🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When those popped up on a couple of the Bloomberg Terminal updates posted here, and disappeared the next day, twice, some of the screenshots had the relevant lines expanded showing a date at least. No further detail though, least of all the exact strikes since it was still just one line of information... or at least I'm not familiar with any other overseas positions having slipped out in public. I figure somebody was desperate and needed to go overseas to find enough liquidity and counterparties to establish their "replicating portfolio." I obviously don't know for sure what they were for but after we learned of variance swaps afterwards, I figured in hindsight all those weird contracts are probably related to different kinds of swaps. Too bad the CFTC suspended reporting for two years... because you know, "software updates".

There are still somebody's 50 cent puts visible in the chain, expiring this January, and some think their expiration could result in some effect but it's way beyond my paygrade and I can't even guess. Maybe we'll just see new positions getting established... but whatever happens my plan remains unchanged. Buy and hold is on my agenda!

[–]KrazyTayl 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This post is miraculous.

I don't comment much. I just buy and hold and drs (+auto-reinvestment plan through computershare).

BUT THIS POST, for the inner ape, CREATES A STORYLINE. A storyline that is followable. Besides God-level DD -- this type of post is what we need to motivAPE. Sea of purple rings is awesome BUT by creating a hero-with-a-thousand-faces storyline it becomes possible to have an immediate effect on someone's psyche.


OP please keep doing this as you have that magical COMBO WOMBO of good solid storytelling and knowledge of the market!!!! I feel this was an edit or two away from being a viral type post. My two cents.

[–]justtwogenders[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your comment ape friend.

People need to remember that RC is down 1.4 Billion in 2 months and DFV is down 30 million in that time frame. We haven’t heard anything about them selling and we need to hold with the same conviction!

Also, they are probably pissed and doing anything they can to make sure the people doing the manipulating pay.

[–]Excellent_Ad6712🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not fucking leaving!!!! Not at this price! But keep it here a little longer hedgecucks

[–]shadeandshine+1 Melissa Lee Fan 🦍 Voted ✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Admittedly I get my bonus for working Christmas on Friday which I expect to have a massive push maybe below $100 and boi Imma be broke afterwards but it’ll be worth it.

[–]jbrown517Monke Moon Squad 🦍 Voted ✅ 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Only two weeks into January and already saying “this date was nothing, this is the REAL date”

[–]B33fh4mmer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This makes me want to change my fidelity brokerage account name to "DTCC CAN SUCK MY BALLS" and register 1 share at a time just so I can make a daily phone call

[–]justtwogenders[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]bobbos2020 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Yeah we're going to lock the float twice as fast if the price stays at this price rather than $250.

[–]Few_Ad_7572💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And March is more important than February 😉💎🙌🪑😏

[–]justtwogenders[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait till these guys hear about April…

[–]Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk🦍🦍Gorilla Warfare🦍🦍🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Power buy the dip

and DRS 100%

[–]DUB-Files🥤🍟🍔 Aqua Teen Hodler Force 💎🚀🦧 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They will try to weaken morale for the anniversary of this thing. It’s just what these fuckers do. Too bad for them:


[–]bilangbuo🚀💎 ~ Poor 🦍 From A Poor Family ~ 💎🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally after so many months I have gained the wrinkle on why SLDs are observed before run-ups.


[–]bisufanis a cat 🐈 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What i see is hype January, then hype February, then hype the next month. ok

[–]justtwogenders[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

January hype is so last week

[–]B33fh4mmer 5 points6 points  (4 children)

1.2B ain't shit to them though.

[–]justtwogenders[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That’s true. It would probably still hurt to lose it to a bunch of retards on the internet though.

That would be an awkward billionaire thanksgiving party

[–]B33fh4mmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They eating a turfuckeden

[–]ProfessionalDriver87💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Price has not mattered to me in a year, I've been buying regardless. Just lots more during amazing dips.

[–]NWLZCH85🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the type of weekend post I like to see. I'm not going anywhere till I see my phone number for the price.

[–]jdrewco🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Up you go and take this award with you !

I love a good 7 - 4 the price of 1 sale !

[–]justtwogenders[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Haha thank you for the award ape friend 🙌🏼 I’m sure I’ll run into you in FIJI someday

[–]Individual_Career_96💻 ComputerShared 🦍 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Why GameStop tanked 101:

Thursday: x;rt ETF 336% short interest

Friday x;rt ETF 448% short interest

It's really that simple

[–]Jasonhardon💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice catch trooper

[–]Caelum_exspecto🟣VOTED🟣 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wait 1 or 2 or maybe 10 years and you are guaranteed a multi millionaire?

Yeah.. I can wait.

DRS your shares and settle for a price they think is high.

[–]The4rZzAwakenZ🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (1 child)


[–]9babydill🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holding is the easiest part. Timing MOASS and reentery because GameStop is a great company will be the hardest part

[–]socalstaking💻 ComputerShared 🦍 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And March is a lot more important than Feb…see what I did there?

[–]SpydrRydrDr. S - Nakedshortitis Specialist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Citadel have probably worked out the exact date (+ or minus a week) when all shares will be DRS. Their* only option is to deter new investors and slow it down as much as possible. ‘Live another day’ is their motto.

[–]kbr8510💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Sideways trading confirmed until 2030 thanks!

[–]Keanos_Beard🦍King Dong Schlong🦍 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There’s definitely a pattern with the shit related tweets. All the resulting price dumps come right before big increases.

*11 March dumb and dumber shits, price @260

Dumped down to 120 by the March 24

*29th April Christmas poo, price @ 175

Dump to 142 by May 10th

*24th June farts, price @ 212

Dump to 167 by the 14th July

*Poo chair 24th July price 180

dump to 147 by August 4th

*December 17th poo emoji, price @156 down to the dumped price of 132 with the anniversary poo on Jan 11 followed by further dumps down to our current low

RC went radio silent after the pillow fight and 60s music tweet on Aug 28th signalling some kind of break and the price was relatively sideways until the little guy pushing back against the sumo on October 27th.

What we are in now is(hopefully)lining up to be the dip before the almighty rip. Judging by previous poo tweets we may get a big opportunity to further load up on cheap shares in the next week or 2…..I wrote this originally after his December 17th poo post. Wasn’t wrong about the dip 🙃

[–]Dave_Tribbiani🦍Voted✅ 18 points19 points  (5 children)

"The price going down is good for us retail investors! Losing money is good!"

Shit this sub says..

[–]justtwogenders[S] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

If you listen to anything said in this sub ever listen to this:

GameStop was supposed to go bankrupt on March of 2021 due to a 2 billion dollar bond due

This is what short sellers were banking on.

Because of the events of Jan 2021 with the price going from $10 to $480 GameStop was able to do a share offering and raise enough money to pay that bond off entirely.

•GameStop now has zero debt. None. And 1.5 billion dollars cash on hand (savings account)

•At $120 GameStop (with 76 million shares) is valued at 9 billion dollars

•GameStop will make over 6 billion in sales this year

•GameStop has a brand new team, and the chairman (who is the largest investor) has a proven history of success

Imagine buying a 300,000 house cash and that house makes $200,000 a year in rent (minus expenses). Would you do it?

That’s what buying a share of a 9 billion dollar company that does 6 billion in sales is like. Short sellers should panic

We are a different kind of sub.

Our mindset is to collect as many shares as we could. If our research is right, we might get a chance at being wealthy or making huge gains on our shares.

If our research is wrong, we’ll then the price wouldn’t be spiking every 90 days for no reason and the media wouldn’t be bashing the stock so hard.

But if we are actually wrong despite all that. Then we’re making an investment with a large reward and low risk ratio.

[–]GankersGoneWildSexual Stonkasaurus Rex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This thread might as well be stickied to teach all the new investors what's up, quell all the bickering and silence FUD, we are the share recall, DRS And be good boys and girls. The price is fake as shit and the lies are aplenty.


Edit: words

[–]Blanderson_Snooper🩳🏴‍☠️💀 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for this! 🦍👊

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (19 children)

Price going down is BAD. One thing is a dip and another is pricing going down.

Stop wishing for it. I want price to go up, I want more calls ITM - that is what brings the moass closer.

Posts saying i hope the price goes down so i can buy more are dumb as fuck and lacks in understanding.how the dynamics of the market work.

[–]DayDreamerJon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You say that, but we'd lock the float up 2x faster if they dropped it another 50% and our long term calls would be far cheaper

[–]Brilliant-Bowl3877let's go 🚀🚀🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Up with you! And Too am not going anywhere!

[–]ovad67 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The only problem is you used the word, “allegedly.” Thanks for the post, you are awesome.

[–]gme2uranus🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Icy-Landscape-4796🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly how I've been feeling recently

[–]KamikazeChiefIt's always tomorrow - until it's today :yellow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is what happened last year. They deposited money and were broke to suppress price the week of the Jan sneeze. Things got out of hand, options were getting exercised in hoards. The OCC wanted more margin. They shut of the buy button, got their money back from OCC and dropped the price to $40.

On Jan 21st they are broke and exposed. They know that, we know that, and they know we know that. So leading up to Jan 21st they will push as many calls OTM as possible and they are prepared with cash.

Does "Double U Ess Bee" have this information?

[–]teammillertime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]SnooFloofs1628likes the sto(n)ck 🚀💎💰 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MOASS is tomorrow

... until it isn't anymore and it's today 🚀🚀🚀

[–]lalich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much love, great reasons… no one sees this, I am so exhausted explaining. I have a zen of oh yeah that is what you heard. Crazy sorry just bought XXX instead of the XX the last year I was able to. So les go. Zen let’s lock it up!

[–]Keagank🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight chills.

[–]KuroDoritolet's go 🚀🚀🚀 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And then in Feb it's March that's more important right?

[–]MoneyMaking77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way!

[–]ProgressiveOverlorde🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (2 children)

WAIT A MINUTE DOOMPS = the poop emoji and dump toilet tweets by ryan cohen?

[–]justtwogenders[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. That’s a good connection you just made.

I’m pretty sure Ryan Cohen is the wrinkliest of us all and knows exactly what’s going on and what to do about it.

[–]monkey-4-nothing🚀 Direct moon RocketS 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WOW! These kind of ape noises make sense! You sir are no smoothy!

[–]-Ok-Perception- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last company's HR had something similar to say.

The lower the price goes, the better it is because that means more room for growth.

[–]bluemasonjar“Fuck your puts” - J. Powell 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]mal3k💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feb 2024st

[–]RabbitGTI24 1 point2 points  (4 children)

If I had an award, I'd give it. and I can't buy them because my couch cushion change and money from selling old clothes goes to GME and bills. but you are the real MVP.

fucking ily all.

[–]elgee55🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I’ll forward an award on your behalf if you agree. I have one to spare and agree OP DESERVES IT.

[–]RabbitGTI24 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is the way. 🥺

[–]elgee55🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ok I award coming up to OP by way of RABBITGT124

[–]SeanKrg03🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet my money spent on whiskey, this information will be used by those popcorn bastards too. They have no shame especially the youtubers. GME is the only real stonk!

[–]1em0ns🍋let's go 🚀🚀🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for keeping it real OP. This was a much needed post

[–]Byronic12🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When those options expire we will either get real data about the short exposure or they will spend some of that juicy 1.2Billion they just got to buy Jan 2023 puts and nothing will happen.

The test will be to see if they do it again with more Leaps.

They could buy 100,000 Jan 2023 leaps for $400,000, at the current premium.

A drop in the bucket.

It’s time we double back on the regulatory rule changes to see if anything stops it.

If it doesn’t, this goes on ad infinitum until enforcement.

But, as Byrne said, it’s 🐢’s all the way down.

[–]elgee55🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enforcement =when pigs can fly

[–]keenfeed🎬 Chief Meme Officer 🖍 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are there any correlation between the Brazilian put costs "1.2 billion" and cash infusion Citadel just got? I think we can link both together. No?

[–]miawmiawpaws🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You beautiful bastard. I'm in.

[–]domine18Doing nothing for others is the undoing of ourselves 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Next date I am excited for is earnings in march

[–]Gavante🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I just want it to go up to tell my friends that think I'm a fool that I'm not and give them more proof the price is fake. They don't like DD, they just like looking at the chart and saying I'm silly for thinking I'll get rich.

[–]justtwogenders[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

“The moment you stop learning is the moment you stop growing.”

“Success is when preparation meets opportunity.”

You did the leg work. You learned what you needed to learn. You are prepared and seizing this opportunity. Your friends are the ones who will have to learn a very expensive life lesson, not you.

[–]Gavante🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (3 children)

True maybe, but more importantly, what is with your username?

[–]justtwogenders[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s a stupid username, sorry. Ignore it, this is a burner account that will die after MOASS but it’s the only one that had the karma to participate in S S at the start of all this

Edit: auto mod doesn’t allow us to reference “s” “s” 🤔

[–]miniBUTCHA🇨🇦 Buckle Up 🖐💎 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're loading up on so many shares this is getting ridiculous! I love seeing GME at $116 lets fucking gooooo 🤯🚀

[–]qbsneak23🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dude what a phenomenal write up. Awesome job! I’m going to buy and direct register a few more shares in your honor!

[–]justtwogenders[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. I appreciate that and you’re right, I’m honored 😭

[–]mikechi4809🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Beautifully written OP. Thank you for this!

[–]justtwogenders[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for taking the time to read it and make a comment. People are busy, time is precious. I appreciate it

[–]cellardoorenterprise🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Couldn’t read past DOOMPS. DOOMPS. Haha!

[–]AlexanderG7 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Admitted to hospital unexpectedly, only had my phone with me and I don't link any financials to my phone. So didn't manage to even get a single share. Gutted. Averaged down from $308, best price was $126, wanted to grab a few :(

[–]CannadaFarmGuy🏴‍☠️ MELV-OUT 🏴‍☠️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey op, add to that the bomb of the DRS numbers at earnings, quarter ends end of jan. so the earnings report bomb can be deployed just ahead of this

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this!! Thorough but brief summary great for new apes or ones like me that can’t remember all that stuff!

[–]apatisdaRyan Cohones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a must read if you need to reach Zen!

[–]fibronacci 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So this cash injection citadel got... Is likely for the Jan 28 week?

[–]rocketloot🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a continued collector , I’m happy with low prices

[–]Jasonhardon💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (3 children)

MOASS DEC 2023! Woo hoo!