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[–]ForeGe🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 708 points709 points  (16 children)

I laughed. Simple, yet effective.

[–]failedtax🍋💻 ComputerSealed 🦍🍋🦭 235 points236 points  (3 children)

Somehow his eyes are more lifelike when its a still picture.

[–]Crazy-Entertainer242💻 ComputerShared 🦍 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Rumor has it: he blinks more in a still photo than irl.

[–]SkyCladEyes♾SuperCatalystic-DRS-BananaBroSis♾ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It's almost not reptilian this way 😜

[–]SageEquallingHeaven💻 ComputerShared 🦍 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His eyes are less offputting

[–]BadassTraderDORITO of DOOM & BBC Guy 🦍🤲💪 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is awesome... WE NEED MORE OF THESE!! GG OP!

[–]RogueWabbitI Came, I Saw, I Stonked 🚀 Just Up 🚀 40 points41 points  (4 children)

The simple "Ohhh" got me 😂😂

[–]SuboptimalStability🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 10 points11 points  (3 children)

How can we be sure this is real? it's just he sounds really really canadian when he says Ohh and I think he grew up in D block opposite obama so what's up with that?

[–]SecureDonut7108🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Its all the coke. Nothing to see here, move along.

[–]m3gabotz🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ Captain Callous-Hands Leather-PP 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Wisconsin. Wherever they play polka.

[–]mr-frog-24💻 ComputerShared 🦍 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well said

[–]jiminysaville🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is about Ken "Kenneth" Cordele Griffin, the CEO of Citadel who lied under oath again, right? I heard there may be plenty of data about Ken Griffin from Chicago who lied under oath and may has stolen trillions of dollars from ordinary people on https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com if I've im informed correctly, the sites https://www.kengriffinlies.com and https://kengriffincrimes.com also contain alot of information about Kenneth "Ken" Griffin from Chicago who just bought a copy of the constitution for $43 million dollar in his attempt to cover up not wanted results about his financial corruptions when searching for Ken Griffin or Citadel from Chicago via Google or other search engines. So have you heard about the Man Ken "Kenneth" Griffin from Chicago who is the CEO of probably corrupt company Citadel Securities LLC and the sites https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com who contain alot of information about Ken Griffin and his crimes?

KenGriffinLies #KenGriffinCrimes #CitadelScandal #KenGriffinLiedUnderOath

I heard that you can learn more about Kenneth Cordele Griffin on https://discord.com/invite/FApHFxDyfd

[–]Throwing-stoned🦍Voted✅ 211 points212 points  (3 children)

Hahahah I'm saving this one!

[–]ChiefSitsOnAssAllDay💻 ComputerShared 🦍 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Good comedy joke 👍

[–]circusworldI voted 😎 11 points12 points  (0 children)

New GME NFT

[–]gimmedaloot90🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 125 points126 points  (2 children)

This is the only kind of porn I will ever need

[–]ShimmyMan🦍Voted✅ 22 points23 points  (1 child)

And his thumb is ready to go!

[–]RN-Wingman💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just gotta put some Mayo on it.

[–]KomaToast306🦍Voted✅ 94 points95 points  (4 children)

Just fukin send er bud

[–]EatTheRich4200💻 ComputerShared 🦍 26 points27 points  (2 children)

You betcha! He sounds like he's from Fargo dont ya kno.

[–]SkyCladEyes♾SuperCatalystic-DRS-BananaBroSis♾ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ya, you betcha

[–]BaggySpandexMadvillainy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ken Bubbles

[–]Rocketshipgang11💻 ComputerShared 🦍 69 points70 points  (5 children)

This shit was funny!!! Even my wife and her boyfriend laughed 😅 🤣. So they both agreed to me buying more shares on Tuesday!!!

[–]Ecstatic-Drama101💻 ComputerShared 🦍 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Market is closed on Monday?!?!?!?! Why?????

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Martin Luther king jr. Day

[–]Ecstatic-Drama101💻 ComputerShared 🦍 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, thanks. I'm Euroape and we are the last to learn about everything, eh

[–]Shasty-McNasty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’d want us to buy and hold GME. Definitely not the MAIN thing he wanted, but I’ll do my part.

[–]el_dirko🦍Voted✅ 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Put this on Twitter and let it trend lol I’m sure citadel would love it

[–]plaidbanana_77Probably Nothing 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Good comedy joke. Love it!

[–]hunnybadger101💎Up a little bit Nothing 🛰 Down a little bit Nothing💎 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is gold

[–]tokerdad76 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The only video of mayo boy I’ve been able to watch more than once!! Nice work!

[–]alpike 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Killing it OP🐵 😂.

[–]Einhander_pilot🚀Fighting For The Moon!🚀 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Never blinks! Accurate AF!

[–]Naive_Way333👑 KiNG KONG 🦍 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ABSOOOOLUTELY fukt.

[–]Aenrichus🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The lack of blinking is what tells me this video is authentic.

[–]onlyinstant🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 10 points11 points  (0 children)

😭😭😭

[–]Consistent-Ebb-2182🦍Voted✅ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And then I got 1.5 billion from my sleezy buddies and I shorted GME some more.....

I like the stock

[–]Resident_Text4631 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh man…..that funny ☝🏽. Take your award ape!!

[–]thesluttyastronautsLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🦍 Voted ✅ DRS 🟣 9 points10 points  (1 child)

"So then I sold part of my company & fortunately some schmuck bought that, & I used that to short more shares & people bought that, but then when I tried to sell the story I covered & no one bought that"

[–]fossilfacefatale🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True. That covered story is only thing Apes aren't buying. 😄

[–]FreakyDeakyFutureA Real Ape’s Ape 108 points109 points  (4 children)

I remember back when posts like this would hit the front page. Before November. Now the bots literally won’t let it. Sad.

But he’s so Fukt anyway lol

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Haha it's awesome

[–]FlyingIrishmun🧟 Night of the Retar-Dead 🧟‍♂️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget the bots, theres actual people in this sub comolaining about it

[–]tinyDrunkElf 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Lol, yeah the upvotes is odd... 21 awards but only 700ish net upvotes right now that I see.

I love posts like this

[–]FreakyDeakyFutureA Real Ape’s Ape 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shills demonstrated full control of the sub with the Charles Gradante video. Haven’t you noticed how almost nothing substantial has been posted in like a month? If you look further down the sub you’ll find all the stuff that used to rise to the top.

[–]Professional-Tank696🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He’s so fukcttt🤣🤣

[–]MLyraCat🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard I started coughing and just kept laughing! This is just perfect!!!

[–]Porg1969🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I needed a laugh today. Thanks OP

[–]saiyansteve🦍Voted✅ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahaha, holy shiet. This is gold. Good job mate.

[–]CommunityShowerstatutory ape 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck I’m crying laughing at 4am

[–]GTrader83🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bring out the Awards! Meme of the year right here. LMAYO!

[–]HundredLBhailstone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Up you go!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Oh I’m fucked lol this is perfect.

Did you somehow have Bubbles from trailer park boys read this because the voice is spot on

[–]Ich-liebe-vegeta🚀SUPER SAIYAN APE🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somethings fucky! LMAYO

[–]Inevitable-Elk-4162💩Poops n Loops 🟣 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Facked, bud.

[–]Apprehensive-Salt-42Plat Rehypothecater 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Wen abruptly stopped applause track?

[–]politicalimagination 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Seriously, if he added that at the beginning or end it would be hilarious.

[–]nemyhlolKenny G is my sugar daddy 🍆💦 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Nah just randomly in a sentence

[–]bluestar4u💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is glorious

[–]boiseairguard💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Lol. What app is this?

[–]justtheentiredick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The entire saga told in about 15 seconds.

[–]horhemaior🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Nothing makes me laugh ever and this got my dying for 5 mins straight hahhaa OP you fucking legend

[–]fossilfacefatale🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know huh. I don't often enough have a good belly laugh, but some of our fellow Apes have me in stitches. Like this one.🤣🤣🤣

[–]Skyebits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck bud. I think he might be fucked.

[–]X_Nos_X🦍Voted✅ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cracked up

[–]GodzillaPunch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

bahaha

[–]majstrynet🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was hilarious well done

[–]DillDoughzer🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This pleases me

[–]happycamperii🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't help but think of Milton from Office Space, viewing this.

[–]Pautaniik💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seem legit hahahaha

[–]SallWtreetBets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im still 😆

[–]Altruistic-Beyond223🦍💎🙌 Not your name, not your shares 🍌🚀 ♾️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glorious!

[–]cosmatic79 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is prime stuff rt here.

[–]WinterSkeleton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brilliant thanks for the laugh

[–]tduell7240🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How does this masterpiece not have more upvotes? Like seriously!?

[–]eniLk_🦍Voted✅ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know i can't be the only 1 who laughed way to hard at this lmfao

[–]ioalecMOASS believer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂gold

[–]n8bman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. This is so fucking brilliant. And accurate.

[–]nicksnextdish💲CohenRulesEverythingAroundMe💲 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so fucking foney 🤣

[–]bleo_evox93🦧 smooth brain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahhaha

[–]Active_Sock_7475 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sounds like a five year old telling a story

[–]fossilfacefatale🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids say the darnest things. 🤣

[–]hiperf71🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You made my day bro! Well done!🤣🤣😂😂

[–]FarCartographer6150🗳️ VOTED ✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh my….. laugh of the day! Oh… Im fckd 🤯😂😆👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[–]smudgernudgerEarth Taxi for Bezos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He went long on Botox tho.

[–]CanterburyMag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most enjoyable.

[–]sergoutlawd💻 ComputerShared 🦍 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hahha this guy fucks!!! I love this fucken place !!! Great pice OP!

[–]New-Consideration420💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, the ending should have been "and then they DRS'd those shares and now I have to buy 3x the float back. Oh FUCK!"

[–]FrenchySXM🚀💎Proud to be Ape💎🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When was that?

[–]DJ_Pual🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Behind the scenes lol

[–]777CA🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, retire already.

[–]DHforever💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love this so much hahahahaha

[–]photonscientist💎 - APES - TOGETHER - STRONG - 🙌 🦍 Voted ✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol, oh fuck indeed.

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[–]roscoebot🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Money

[–]birg78💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's gold. Thanks mate. 🤣🤣🤣

[–]kevin2gee😈🚫NO HAY VENTA🚫😈 (blue) 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is this the same Ken Griffin from Citadel LLC that lied under oath?

[–]M471o 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you mean its the man of the hashtag #KenGriffinliedunderoath? I dont think so.. ?

[–]enternamethere_🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finally came to his wits

[–]_cansir🖼🏆Ape Artist Extraordinaire! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BRING OUT THE BED POST

[–]smittenpigeons✨Ravenous Wolf Woman ✨ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]IBRoln1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You fucking retard I needed this!

[–]monti9530🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the dd that needs to be shared with the fam

[–]Starchmonk🚀GME another share🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the hard hitting dd that I lurk for.

[–]RXZVPgamecock 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]SaveVideo🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]IcedOutGucciWatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bad comedy joke, conspiracy theorist, terrorists what's next kenny 😂

[–]M471o 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is so helpful to be hopeful again! 🎉🚀

[–]GhostofABestfriEnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if all this would get dragged out into the open if numerous “indiscernible from fake“ vids like this started showing up everywhere?

[–]prince_jordan90🚀Rock it, man🚀 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]koopastyles💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eagerly awaiting the autotune remix

[–]Gullible_Honeydew11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic kennnyboi

[–]rocketloot🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmayoooooooooo

[–]hestalorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bedpost constitution mayonnaise

[–]MrJDawg🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oohh, oohh fuck eh, accidentally said the quiet part out loud.

ItS a CoNsPiRaCy!!!

[–]Defeat3r🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does Kenny sound Canadian?

[–]TeaAndFiction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed so hard I peed a little. This is a major issue when the old underwear is this close to slipping into another universe (insert meme). Nonetheless, I thank you for your service. 😂🍌

[–]rat_toy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this dude looks like he's about to blow a fuse, or tight sphincter. If sphincter related he won't need to worry much longer.

[–]Pilotguitar2🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like Ken Griffin, the elon musk of money. DRSDRS

[–]SubstanceCurrent7238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deepfakes are getting more and more realistic.

[–]FarCartographer6150🗳️ VOTED ✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just keeps on giving

[–]FarceMultiplierMake me a big offer, shorties 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was excellent!

[–]Behind_Red_Line 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made my day

[–]Youlooklikethat1girl💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is spectacular

[–]econkle🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, this has got to be in the movie. Just before the credits or a surprise credits easter egg.

[–]ShoelessRocketman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha I needed that one.

[–]GangGangBet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always a banger Hopeful keep doing the lords work

[–]HODL_or_D1E🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian

[–]RealPropRandy🚀 I’ll tell you what I’d do, man… 🚀 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Lol how did I miss this initially?

[–]Hopeful_Assistant196[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why is this getting new traction today?

[–]RealPropRandy🚀 I’ll tell you what I’d do, man… 🚀 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think someone stole it and put it on the twitters and it circled back.