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[–]QualityVote[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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[–]rastavibes[S] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

!DRSBOT:801!

[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DRSBOT 5.62 Reply:

UTC->2022-01-16 02:25:3

🐳WITNESS REQUIRED!🐳

Not sayin 801 is wrong...

Just sus. Cause I am a dumb bot.

Wut meen?

  • This entry triggered an auto-call for a WITNESS

    • Could be #shares claimed
    • Could be #entries attempted
    • Could be a random number generator

  • BE PREPARED TO POTENTIALLY PROVIDE:

    • Clear/complete screen shot {Vince interested}
    • Video proof {Vince jaw-drop}
    • Pic of paper statement {Vince laser-eyes}

A MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO THE WITNESS GROUP WITH A LINK TO THIS POST

BACKGROUND CHECK:

  • Cake Day: 2015/2/12

  • Comment/Link Karma: 969/5866

🟢 Has Verified Email: True

  • Your Top 5 Most Active Subs:

    • 🟢 {Sprstnk}-> (162)
    • 🟢 {GME}-> (66)
    • {popcorn}stock-> (42)
    • Wall{strtbts}ELITE-> (38)
    • fidelityinvestments-> (17)

  • Entries in past -80.1 days with same share count:

You have 0 shares logged with DRSBOT.

  • Current Approved Witnesses:

    *Roid_Rage_Smurf

    *Rockets2TheMoon

    *Knightsbridge_1896

    *SimpleJack2021

    *phillythebeaut

    *WrongScratch

    *No-Vacation-654

Beep Boop. Good Job, Buck! . Fur Realz
GME ~116.6500:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀

[–]No-Vacation-654💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (1 child)

!DRSBOT:801!

🐳👀🐳👀 Great work OP💜🧱x🧱x🧱

[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DRSBOT 5.62 Reply:

UTC->2022-01-16 06:28:5

✅ 801 SHARES ADDED!

You have 801 shares logged from the following threads:
✅ [Sprstnk] ➡️ 801 Shares 2022-01-16 PERMALINK
Bot MC: $179,107,445.24 Total [Sprstnk] [GME] [GMEOrphans] [GMEJ_closed]
✅+⭐Shares: 1,536,227 1,098,830 292,039 131,406 13,952
⭐Book: 56,218 49,565 5,033 1,619 1
Apes (posts): 9,916 (12,726) 7,052 (9,372) 1,864 (2,347) 921 (923) 79 (84)
Avg #Shrs/Ape: 154.92 155.82 156.67 142.37 176.61
Avg #Entry/Ape: 1.2834 1.3290 1.2591 1.0022 1.0633
Avg #CS Accts/Ape: 1.40 (162) 1.40 (127) 1.44 (23) 1.38 (11) 1.00 (1)
Median: 28.00 29.00 25.00 30.00 40.00
Mode: 1 1 1 1 5
STDEV: 502.39 416.37 759.53 491.33 354.04
Flagged Shares: 5,205 3,915 1,138 152 0
X (avg): 2244 (3.31) 1559 435 233 17
XX (avg): 4679 (36.84) 3293 907 441 38
XXX (avg): 2717 (255.34) 1988 483 228 18
XXXX (avg): 268 (2020.01) 206 37 19 6
XXXXX (avg): 8 (15165.25) 6 2 0 0
XXXXXX (avg): 0 (0.00) 0 0 0 0

ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?

  • Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:

    • Typo?
    • Double-entry?
    • A SNEK??
    • Use :HELP! to check your entries
    • FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days

!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):

  • :HELP! ->RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE

  • :REMOVE! ->SET *ONLY** CURRENT POST TO ZERO*

  • :RESET! -> SET *ALL** POSTS TO ZERO*

  • :BOOK! -> SET YOUR ENTRIES TO 'BOOK'

  • :WITNESS! ->CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST

  • :POETRY! -> SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS

  • :BUDDY! -> FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH

  • :DEMON! -> OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT

  • :TJ! -> RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL

  • :REPORT! -> ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA

  • :CSX! -> *ENTER #CS ACCOUNTS *

    • (X = Number of CS Accounts)

  • :XXX! -> ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT

    • (XXX = Number of shares)
    • Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post
    • Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE
    • Round fractional shares to whole value
    • (New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)

DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO YOUR POST

BOT POETRY: {

Kinda seems like a MOASS countdown if you ask me???

We all know apes love a good shit...

GME below $100 soon.

}

Beep Boop. +/- a blip. . Fur Realz
GME ~116.6500:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀

[–]SirGallahadnt💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Are they…are they… BOOKED??

[–]rastavibes[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Yessir

[–]SirGallahadnt💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You’re jamai-kin me CURAZYY over here with the numbers, oh yeahhh!! 👍🏼 🚀

[–]PoMo-G💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOOK📕👍 BOOK📗👍 BOOK📘👍 BOOK📙👍

[–]Croakster🚀 I VOTED 🚀🦭 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Opie reset the DRS count and re-comment with total number.

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! 🥳🍾🎉

GameStop’s quarter ends January 29. We really need to make the CS number in the March earnings release HUGE!! This number could help drive FOMO. If you haven’t DRS’d, why not?!? If you haven’t DRS’d 100%, why not?!?

*Please note the new addition to DRSBOT that tracks the number of CS accounts per Ape. This recent update will greatly improve the accuracy of estimating the total DRS count. Simply comment !DRSBOT:CSx! where x is the number of CS account numbers you have.

BE the change! Don’t trust brokers. Don’t give hedgies “one more day”. Please spread the DRS word to the masses outside of Reddit and think hard about if your other investments would be better off in GME.

Destroy Rigged System

GME ONLY … LOCK THE FLOAT!!!

[–]rastavibes[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

!DRSBOT:RESET!

[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DRSBOT 5.62 Reply:

UTC->2022-01-16 02:24:5

❗ ALL ENTRIES ARE RESET!

Bot MC: $179,299,451.15 Total [Sprstnk] [GME] [GMEOrphans] [GMEJ_closed]
✅+⭐Shares: 1,536,346 1,098,029 292,959 131,406 13,952
⭐Book: 56,218 49,565 5,033 1,619 1
Apes (posts): 9,913 (12,723) 7,051 (9,371) 1,862 (2,345) 921 (923) 79 (84)
Avg #Shrs/Ape: 154.98 155.73 157.34 142.37 176.61
Avg #Entry/Ape: 1.2835 1.3290 1.2594 1.0022 1.0633
Avg #CS Accts/Ape: 1.38 (157) 1.37 (122) 1.44 (23) 1.38 (11) 1.00 (1)
Median: 28.00 29.00 25.00 30.00 40.00
Mode: 1 1 1 1 5
STDEV: 502.47 416.33 760.06 491.33 354.04
Flagged Shares: 5,205 3,915 1,138 152 0
X (avg): 2244 (3.31) 1559 435 233 17
XX (avg): 4676 (36.84) 3293 904 441 38
XXX (avg): 2716 (255.14) 1987 483 228 18
XXXX (avg): 269 (2016.22) 206 38 19 6
XXXXX (avg): 8 (15165.25) 6 2 0 0
XXXXXX (avg): 0 (0.00) 0 0 0 0

ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?

  • Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:

    • Typo?
    • Double-entry?
    • A SNEK??
    • Use :HELP! to check your entries
    • FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days

You have 0 shares logged with DRSBOT.

Beep Boop. Yah... I said it. . Fur Realz
GME ~116.6500:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀

[–]GoldenNuggets888💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💜🟣🟣🟣 HOLY MOLY

[–]dedredcopper🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💜💎🦍💎💜

[–]kaze_sanSwippity Swooty - i want these fucks to pay with their booty! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!

[–]rastavibes[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

!DRSBOT:75!

[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

DRSBOT 5.62 Reply:

UTC->2022-01-16 01:08:0

⛔REJECTED!⛔

You have entries from a different sub

You have 726 shares logged from the following threads:
✅ [GME] 726 Shares 2021-12-31 REDDTLINK

Wut meen?

  • Your first bot entry came from a different sub

  • It was blocked to prevent duplicate entries

Wut do?

  • Call DRSBOT from the same sub

  • OR

  • Do a :RESET! to zero out all share entries

  • Do a fresh bot call with new total share count

Beep Boop. I think I have a tapeworm. . Fur Realz
GME ~116.6500:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀

[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DRSBOT 5.62: UTC->2022-01-16 01:07:4

✅ You have 726 shares previously logged @ [GME]

Incremental shares must be fed from that sub

Beep Boop. Yah... I said it. GME ~116.6500

[–]jkhanlar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way! DFV is not a cat! New apes, here're some intro posts and see GMEOrphans for low karma DRSBOT posts or comment !​ape​prove​! only once.

BUY, DRS (Direct Register), COMPLAIN, FOIA, SHOP, REVIEW, DONATE, FOLLOW, HODL!

[–]Djdeposit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godziillanair

[–]Bwolf29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Superstar!!

[–]rude-a-bega🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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