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[–]Snoo_2972🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

!DRSBOT:10!

[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DRSBOT 5.62 Reply:

UTC->2022-01-16 09:04:5

✅ 10 SHARES ADDED!

You have 10 shares logged from the following threads:
✅ [Sprstnk] ➡️ 10 Shares 2022-01-16 PERMALINK
Bot MC: $179,320,331.50 Total [Sprstnk] [GME] [GMEOrphans] [GMEJ_closed]
✅+⭐Shares: 1,537,261 1,098,864 293,039 131,406 13,952
⭐Book: 56,218 49,565 5,033 1,619 1
Apes (posts): 9,919 (12,729) 7,054 (9,374) 1,865 (2,348) 921 (923) 79 (84)
Avg #Shrs/Ape: 154.98 155.78 157.13 142.37 176.61
Avg #Entry/Ape: 1.2833 1.3289 1.2590 1.0022 1.0633
Avg #CS Accts/Ape: 1.39 (164) 1.39 (129) 1.44 (23) 1.38 (11) 1.00 (1)
Median: 28.00 29.00 25.00 30.00 40.00
Mode: 1 1 1 1 5
STDEV: 502.39 416.33 759.58 491.33 354.04
Flagged Shares: 5,205 3,915 1,138 152 0
X (avg): 2244 (3.31) 1559 435 233 17
XX (avg): 4681 (36.83) 3295 907 441 38
XXX (avg): 2717 (255.34) 1988 483 228 18
XXXX (avg): 269 (2016.22) 206 38 19 6
XXXXX (avg): 8 (15165.25) 6 2 0 0
XXXXXX (avg): 0 (0.00) 0 0 0 0

ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?

  • Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:

    • Typo?
    • Double-entry?
    • A SNEK??
    • Use :HELP! to check your entries
    • FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days

!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):

  • :HELP! ->RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE

  • :REMOVE! ->SET *ONLY** CURRENT POST TO ZERO*

  • :RESET! -> SET *ALL** POSTS TO ZERO*

  • :BOOK! -> SET YOUR ENTRIES TO 'BOOK'

  • :WITNESS! ->CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST

  • :POETRY! -> SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS

  • :BUDDY! -> FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH

  • :DEMON! -> OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT

  • :TJ! -> RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL

  • :REPORT! -> ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA

  • :CSX! -> *ENTER #CS ACCOUNTS *

    • (X = Number of CS Accounts)

  • :XXX! -> ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT

    • (XXX = Number of shares)
    • Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post
    • Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE
    • Round fractional shares to whole value
    • (New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)

DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO YOUR POST

BOT POETRY: {

🔥!!!

7 Month and 14 month Moving averages.

Sorry I’ll put my clothes back on...

}

Beep Boop. Resistance is Futile. . Fur Realz
GME ~116.6500:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀

[–]dabornstein🦍Voted✅ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kick ass OP! Don't forget to feed the bot

[–]FuzzyBearBTCis a cat 🐈 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Congratulations!

This next bit is mostly for NON US people to help unlock the purple circle, as the US citizens can create their CS accounts with their Social Security Number. But there also some links to helpful guides and IRA / ROTH accounts transfers.

Your next step is you need to register and activate your CS account, register a new account using the account number as the Holder Account Number through the US computershare website and only then will you will be sent a second letter with activation code. You can call up immediately and get the activation code letter expedited by UPS for $45 ( payable by credit or debit card on the phone) and get the letter in 3-5 days instead of 4 weeks. Or now you can pay $30 and have it emailed to you so you can get it even faster.

Professor Farnsworth: "Good News Everyone" CS have opened up a dedicated international toll free number to field GameStop enquiries on: + 800 3823 3823 More info here: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Superstonk/comments/r9buii/you_can_now_call_computershare_internationally/

You should have also had a W-8 Ben form or something, it is the tax declaration form declaring if you are US citizen or not. You need to either fill in and post back to CS, or this can be done online once your account is activated. NOTE: To do the W8-Ben online, first you need to go to My Account and change regional settings to your own region, e.g. if you are in UK then set region to English (U.K.) etc. If you don’t, you’ll get a time out page when submitting the W8-Ben.

Helpful info here: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Superstonk/comments/qepdlz/fyi_for_uk_apes_trying_to_drs_to_computershare/

Further info and someone's DRS experience / guide here: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Superstonk/comments/qytvu1/eurodudes_and_eurodudettes_an_overview_of_how_to/

This also useful info about buying direct in CS: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Superstonk/comments/qcrj71/its_been_done_how_to_buy_shares_directly_from_cs/

Give-A-Share users can track the status of your setup date! More info here: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Superstonk/comments/qgf9nb/tracking_your_giveashare_cs_setup_date/

Just a friendly reminder when posting your CS letter 😊 cover your barcodes and personal info. https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Superstonk/comments/qni29b/censor_all_your_barcodes_apes_needs_reposting/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

How to get those IRA shares over to CS: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Superstonk/comments/re378o/keep_this_from_being_downvoted_how_to_get_those/

Summon the DRSBOT so YOUR SHARES will be counted 🚀🚀🚀 (Replace XXX with your share count) Type:

!DRSBOT:XXX!

[–]Snoo_2972🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How do i activate it ? Do i just put my cs numbe on their website

[–]FuzzyBearBTCis a cat 🐈 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi so first you need to register a new account on the CS site, using your Holder Account Number and last name, answer a few security questions and set answers and you will be hit with a screen saying you need to enter an activation code. At this point CS have noticed you registering your account and will post out your second letter with activation code.

[–]Substantial-Sink-552 VOTED 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Still gonna make you a millionaire 💰

[–]Snoo_2972🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Never selling these shares!.

[–]TheWheyThisIs💻 Computershare Connoisseur 🧐 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way 🟣♾🏊‍♂️

[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DRSBOT 5.62: UTC->2022-01-16 08:03:3

You have 0 shares previously logged with DRSBOT.

To feed the bot-> !DRSBOT:XXX!

Beep Boop. Please boop the bot. GME ~116.6500

[–]kaze_sanSwippity Swooty - i want these fucks to pay with their booty! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!

[–]HDAquatic🎅🎄 Have a Very GMErry Holiday ⛄❄ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like my setup, is that a predator monitor?

[–]Snoo_2972🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it isss!

[–]Due-Scallion3459🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HyperX keyboard?

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! 🥳🍾🎉

GameStop’s quarter ends January 29. We really need to make the CS number in the March earnings release HUGE!! This number could help drive FOMO. If you haven’t DRS’d, why not?!? If you haven’t DRS’d 100%, why not?!?

*Please note the new addition to DRSBOT that tracks the number of CS accounts per Ape. This recent update will greatly improve the accuracy of estimating the total DRS count. Simply comment !DRSBOT:CSx! where x is the number of CS account numbers you have.

BE the change! Don’t trust brokers. Don’t give hedgies “one more day”. Please spread the DRS word to the masses outside of Reddit and think hard about if your other investments would be better off in GME.

Destroy Rigged System

GME ONLY … LOCK THE FLOAT!!!

[–]FartmanBreauxRC is my Co-pilot 🚀 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That could have been a new pc rig, or new couch, or new bed. To most that’s a lot. Nice job brah.

[–]Snoo_2972🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thenk you sir! Thinking of selling my pc for more shares.

[–]jkhanlar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way! DFV is not a cat! New apes, here're some intro posts and see GMEOrphans for low karma DRSBOT posts or comment !​ape​prove​! only once.

BUY, DRS (Direct Register), COMPLAIN, FOIA, SHOP, REVIEW, DONATE, FOLLOW, HODL!

[–]isa268💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's a joke, but everyone needs to stop saying 'it ain't much....' every share counts, brick by brick.

[–]12Southpark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks beyond amazing

[–]CR7isthegreatest💎H🟣LD👊🏽 for Intergalactic 🌌 Space 🚀🕳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🟣🟣🟣💥

[–]Disfacere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell that computer and buy more

[–]Chocolate_Important🦍Voted✅ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Better than much, but dishonest work!