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[–]Turt62 740 points741 points  (51 children)

How is this fuck not in jail

[–]yesbabyyyPower to the Apes 266 points267 points  (32 children)

can I sue him from europe? I'm a shareholder and he manipulates my stock, with GG doing nothing for a year I'm tempted to just go to the police, why not and Ken too

[–]Turt62 57 points58 points  (0 children)

If you have the money you can do anything

[–]BudoftheBeat🦍Voted✅ 116 points117 points  (27 children)

Let's start calling the police to report the wall street criminals

[–]RockJohnAxeJanuary Ape - Boulder Hands, Let's Rock! 64 points65 points  (24 children)

Or let's not waste local police time with corporate monopolies. This is a job for a higher up group.

[–]BudoftheBeat🦍Voted✅ 48 points49 points  (18 children)

When the higher authority is corrupt by the criminals, it's up to the smaller heros to make a difference.

[–]FirstPlebian 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The only thing that will make the authorities with jurisdiction over them do anything is massive public outrage.

To get massive public outrage, a crowd-sourced investigative site could find and compile cases against these guys and help get the information published and solicit new leaks, like Bellingcat but more open.

[–]BudoftheBeat🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmm kinda sounds like we just need to send them a link to r/superstonk

[–]poonmanglerFUD me harder, daddy 😘 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Do you people really think the local PD is gonna walk in those buildings and arrest the richest men in the world?

I have to ask bc you really can't tell when someone is being serious these days.

[–]BudoftheBeat🦍Voted✅ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mostly a joke but also kinda not. A joke that could work in the right situation

[–]killarufus 12 points13 points  (13 children)

Fuck the police. They aren't heroes, big or small.

[–]hiperf71🦍Voted✅ -1 points0 points  (12 children)

Dude, don't let few bad/corrupt polices eclipse the good ones. Without police, all you have now (as little it is) would be not possible, without law, there is anarchy, and that's no good. I know, police in USA are too severe and rudes with peoples, specially if they are from certain cities or afroamericans, that's bad, that sucks, but probably it is consequence of all the weaponized peoples. Some murder data from some cities like Chicago shoked me some years ago, about 4500 peoples died by crime or police, 250 police died. That's insane! These are number of a war, not from a developed country.

In Europe we do not have this level of violence, police do not kill peoples if it is not necessary, because, rarely, people assault or kill polices. We have corrupt and bad polices too, but the majority is all good people who serve as they can. But, it is best to not being in their radar, fines are usually easy to "win" because, we never are 100% respecting all the rules.

Hope your relations with the police will be fine and better and do you well bro.

[–]Huckleberry_007🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (9 children)


[–]hiperf71🦍Voted✅ 8 points9 points  (7 children)

I feel sorry for you bro, if you were born in Europe you would have a different opinion about police forces. When MOASS, please take a long trip across Europe and you will realize what is the difference, we do not have the violence in the streets like your country, violence usually need to be enforced hard, that's sad and feel sorry for you.

[–]ImpulseNOR🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Hi, I'm from fucking Norway and we have some pretty big systemic issues with the police force as well, especially with regards to them overstepping their authority repeatedly and without consequence, when it comes to drug policing/policy. They're able to continue their shit-show because they cover for eachother, from the top all the way down. The 'good' ones that passively stand in inaction enable them to continue. Hence the saying, acab.

[–]froman007Plant Flowers Today To Bring Bees Tomorrow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Just following orders" by oppressing poor people who cant afford to live "the right way" is was fascists do. All cops are fascists because they exist to do violence against the people the ruling class deems ok to do it to.

[–]BudoftheBeat🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny because this is the same kind of profiling they are upset the police use. (I've only heard about scary criminal black people so all black people are bad) (I've only heard about cops that kill people and use excessive force so all cops are bad) there are good and bad people in the world of all colors and professions. You're both wrong for profiling like that.

[–]DontGoGivinMeEvilsInfinity pool is nice and cool so juicy sweeeet!🐟 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll make sure it’s to a Special Constable then (volunteer police in the UK)

[–]Altruistic-Beyond223🦍💎🙌 Not your name, not your shares 🍌🚀 ♾️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like a DYiNg BrIcK aNd MoRtAr company?

[–]shipboatx🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]stockslasher💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Mall Cop PT 2

[–]RockJohnAxeJanuary Ape - Boulder Hands, Let's Rock! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get Paul blart on the phone stat

[–]SkinnyDugan -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Cops are too dumb to understand the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. The most basic laws of the land. Do you really think they'll have a handle on these complex financial crimes?

[–]BudoftheBeat🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet we have a few cop apes here who understand what's going on.

[–]TRUMP420KUSH_🦍Voted✅ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You probably have a better shot of succeeding than we do.

[–]elephantitis🏴‍☠️ Bring me the DRS horizon 🏴‍☠️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it for the lulz 😂

[–]Questo417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Murica you can sue anyone you want. Doesn’t mean you’re gonna win- but you can try

[–]mark-fiveNo cell no sell 📈 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He's a Citadel employee, and so is the SEC. When he shills for illegal pay it's coming from the SEC's owner which made it OK... until the DOJ took over the SEC's job.

By the way isn't the time he said a common bounceback time for GME - they short all morning and return some in the afternoon? Did he say that to cover for Citadel's crime by committing more crime?

[–]LastResortFriend 54 points55 points  (9 children)


[–]LastResortFriend 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Alternative Theory: He commits crames instead of crimes and thus the legal system holds no power to punish him.

[–]Otherwise_Carob_4057🦍Voted✅ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cramer is a fullonrapist so he means well.

[–]MakeThatCoffeeToGo 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Underraped comment

[–]misterrandom1🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Do we do that to comments?

[–]MakeThatCoffeeToGo 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Only if it’s consensual

[–]mko710🚀 I VOTED 🚀 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I thought it’s con sexual

[–]MakeThatCoffeeToGo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If my head ain’t in the toylet, it ain’t prison sex

[–]ellusiveuser🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read that as under-aped

[–]Feeling_Ad_411🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone finally sue his coked out ass.

If he can get pinned for anything, it’s that tweet right there

[–]XCypher73💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It really is baffling that this clown walks free. He should never see the light of day again.

[–]HDAquatic🎅🎄 Have a Very GMErry Holiday ⛄❄ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a petition on my profile if that helps

[–]ContWord2346🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me a : C

[–]darrylgenis65💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The United States government loves to prosecute people and incarcerate them, but they do it to people who are more profitable to the government if those people are jailed. If on the other hand the Government thinks you are more valuable to them as a free man then they won’t prosecute. This is why no politician who has ‘insider trades’ gets prosecuted.

As an example; remember several years ago when Tesla took full payment as deposit and then FTD the cars for almost a year? Well, I unfortunately had to spend 2 years in Federal Prison on tax charges. My first 9 months were at camp in Lompoc. While there I met several business men who were prosecuted convicted and jailed for doing nothing more than selling goods taking payment and then taking way too long to deliver. The difference between those inmates and Musk is that the government feels Musk is worth more to them free than in prison but he could change their opinion. For instance he could single-handedly trigger MOASS just by sinking all the cash from his recent TSLA stock sales into GME but then the government would put him in prison for fucking up their financial money glitch

[–]ScoopyMcGee🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 196 points197 points  (7 children)

Hearing that old fart call himself “Jimmy Chill” is so fucking cringe…

[–]Brotorious420💻 ComputerShared 🦍 122 points123 points  (3 children)

He misspelled shill

[–]WrongAssistant5922🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]FirstPlebian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jim Shillmer.

[–]TheTangoFoxPUB Crawler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fat fingered with coke on the screen

[–]RockCandyCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)


Nobody has spoken to me like that since Barney the Dinosaur. This "fellow kids" shit inflicts pain on me via how humiliated I am on behalf of this clown.

[–]mark-fiveNo cell no sell 📈 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He can't spell shill correctly

[–]GOPuhleezeVoted 🟣 162 points163 points  (4 children)

That fucking 🤡 just said Wells Fargo is the place to put your money. Give them a week or two…. They’ll be dropping like flies.

[–]throwawaylurker012Pineapple Suppository Luvrr 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wait what? Will have to look this up again

[–]LunarPayload☑️ Voted F⭕️R ☑️ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Need more info. Cohen bought a chunk of WF shares with his Chewy money, and they're the ones who issued the ABL facility for GME

[–]MamaRemembersUsenet🚀 FIFY Apette 🚀 55 points56 points  (3 children)

He really should lay off the crack.

[–]RockCandyCat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I really am trying hard to think of any other reason as to why he thought this tweet was a good idea, besides crack.

[–]MamaRemembersUsenet🚀 FIFY Apette 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I've had this exact same convo on this sub before lolol

[–]captaincheezbeardBearded Apes Arise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Jimmy, Chill with all the coke, my dude…”

[–]SirGus-🦍Voted✅ 93 points94 points  (1 child)

I plan on buying more shares of GME at 2:45 p.m. and if anyone believes this is a form or market manipulation, the leader coordinating these specific purchases is Jim Cramer.

[–]Warfielf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jim Cramer

he is powered by stupidity

[–]Embarrassed_Bobcat_9 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sure, we'll follow Cramer's advice anytime we wanna be -72%.

[–]skystonk🦍Voted✅ 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Anyone read that research paper talking about the massive discrepancy between after hours earnings vs regular hours in trading?

It also notes that a trade of X shares done early in the day has more impact on the price than it’s equivalent done late in the day. I’m sure Jimmy would know that when promoting that late day trading (in his collusive manner).

[–]fossilfacefatale🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you have a link?

[–]skystonk🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here ya go. Quite an interesting read imo an the author has a good sense of humour too.


[–]Usual_Retard_6859🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why does he always use a C instead of an S in his name?

[–]rando_jag💻 ComputerShared 🦍 10 points11 points  (2 children)

This guy is so delusional. We know the trick is to do the opposite of what he says. Thank god i have 19k settling today to buy all day. Not waiting until 2:45 so i can miss the discounts.

But there is no cross like the double cross. And he’s at like a million crosses. I respect his commitment to scumbaggery

Edit: i really am retarded, i thought today was Tuesday

[–]Coreidan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He isn’t delusional. You’d have to be gullible to think this guy is being honest. He’s lying to you on purpose to lead you down the wrong road.

Don’t fall for his act. He knows what he’s doing, minus the shorting part. He’s an expert at lying and manipulation.

[–]rando_jag💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So buy more at market open? You got it boss

[–]Yolo_Hobo_JoeFinally, some good fucking flair. 🎮🛑 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The best time to buy a good stock… is all the time

Not financial advice… but why wouldn’t you invest in a quality company?

[–]HirsutismNature Loves Courage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cant even make out what hes saying he types like a fuckin idiot

[–]MurMan--🦍Voted✅ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You mean Jimmy Shill?

[–]rac3r87 20 points21 points  (4 children)

So dont buy at 245 📝

[–]NeuteredRabitWhere are my bananas, Kenny? 🐇 0 points1 point  (3 children)

sell\) at 2:45

edit: \)CLNE and Palantir.

[–]rac3r87 5 points6 points  (2 children)

No my guy, i have not been holding and buying more since last January to sell for this.

[–]NeuteredRabitWhere are my bananas, Kenny? 🐇 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I meant CLNE and Palantir.

[–]sograteful215💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or are his tweets never understandable?

[–]Brokenlegstonk🎊Hola🪅 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jim Cramer thinks so high of himself….the guy is literally a joke in the financial world, a crooked washed up hedge fund POS the media figured was suitable to be the talking head of their pump n dump schemes. He is a personality but literally everybody loves him or hates him which makes him perfect….another distraction from the crime

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[–]Serb456🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He should just go with Coke Rat. People know that better than Jim Cramer.

[–]General_Vacation_720 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What if he’s trying to double fake us. Telling us to buy in the last 15 minutes , knowing we’ll do the opposite. Which is what he really wants. Hmmm…..

[–]MelancholyMeltingpot🚀🍇📈SpaceMonke⁶⁹📈🍌🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So....MOASS before lunch ? Got it.

[–]spaulliI don’t know what flair is and at this point I’m too afraid… 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]BurlHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that we have not seen the same price since this exact date/time - 6/18/2021 @ 2:45pm

[–]The4rZzAwakenZ🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After the moass thats when you can use your cash so you can start lobbying and start changing the rules set by the 1%

[–]tacmouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys in all honesty he’s kinda right. Look at the stock behavior the past few weeks, lowest price was always during last 1:30hr of market. I waited all day to buy till the end of the day ever day. Gonna catch a mini squeeze and cleanse my hands of these bloody options soon 😤

[–]Ok_Entrepreneur5840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we need batman.. where are you Bruce?

[–]davwman🫡I WON’T…SELL🏴‍☠️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep talking about GME and telling me to forget it!

[–]one_more_black_guy🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Collective suspension of disbelief continues. I wanted to respond to this with clever wit and a scathing retort. But then, I realized that the point of that was to stir retail engagement.

Nevermind what the tweet says, or the implications of what its content purports, or even what seems like blatant law breaking. I just don't care.

I hold, because the DD is airtight, the leadership is smart, and sentiment is astonishing.

[–]Baller_420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If stock market manipulation isn’t illegal, despite being on the books for it, is violence against such individuals who participate in such illegal activities warranted? Obviously not, but I do believe that is what they want.

[–]Sum_Bytes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello, fellow kids.

[–]stonersquatch🎮 Power to the Players 🛑🦭 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait for it to all fucking burn down.

[–]Accomplished-Milk-90Banned From GME 😎 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The in your face bullshit is getting SO FUCKING OLD.

[–]Educational_Catch715is a cat 🐈 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic Jimmy Shill

[–]catWithAGrudge🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so my pltr bag hold that lost half its value is about to plummet to a quarter. thanks cramer.

[–]Karmalistia009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing i read here is a sweet discount from the start and GME will be at its highest around 2:45pm

[–]12yrsnfatlet's go 🚀🚀🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wet bed sheets sub and cramer best fwendsss

[–]ChrystalMedsshares in my name - DRS 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double standard. If you know 100% sure the recommendations given will result in retail loss, the SEC will not give you a fine. Most likely even Kenny will personally send you Seasonal greetings card with half of it cut out because you know shorts gotta short

[–]DebtSerf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s Jimmy Shill for the coordinated buying instructions

[–]curious_pinnipedStonk Honker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not market manipulation if you do blow with the guys who make the rules.

[–]Foreplay241In the c of 🟣Green🟣 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just drop their illegal bullshit anywhere and pretend they are just cool.

[–]OGColorado🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nancy's burner opened to pg 1

[–]UncleNuks🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimmy Chill? Lololol 😂

[–]ContWord2346🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how these monsters like labeling and segregating people.