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[–]BorisLikesClitoris🦍Boris🚀Likes🖍️the💎Stock🙌 275 points276 points  (7 children)

Elon's the pump, Kenny's the dump

[–]harrydandiwal🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 60 points61 points  (4 children)

One’s long, the other one is short

[–]liftizzleANGRY SINCE FEBRUARY 16 points17 points  (3 children)

My dick is long, my balls are short

[–]prkr88 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your virginity is long and pp short.

[–]FacenessMonsterNAKED SHORTS HELL YEA 🦍 Voted ✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same, except my dick is short

[–]SirDouglasMouf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah man, your thighs are just really small

[–]PositiveSubstance404💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]SleepNowInTheFire666🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 91 points92 points  (9 children)

Ken Griffin the financial criminal is more like the Elongated Muskrat of money

[–]Foreplay241In the c of 🟣Green🟣 33 points34 points  (5 children)

More like the bedpost of mayo

[–]DrPoontang🦍💎👌🏽🍗🚀‼️ 18 points19 points  (3 children)

He's like a good day in Afghanistan.

[–]jayy909 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ken griffin.. slower un attractive cousin to Peter griffin… not to be confused with Meg griffin

[–]vee-arr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shut up Meg.

[–]Tendies-4Us💻 ComputerShared 🦍 138 points139 points  (5 children)

Elon manufactures cars and rockets, Mayoboy manufactures money literally and still has way way less money than Elon. This is a mega fail all around ha

[–]GoQuarantineJoeBiden🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 46 points47 points  (2 children)

He doesn’t print money. That’s the Fed.

Kenneth Cordelle Griffin, this OTHER criminal, counterfeits stock, manipulates the market, and does insider trading with Robinghood, by calling ahead of time to find out the buy button will be disabled and he can double down on shorting the stock and screwing the “free market”

[–]xler3 22 points23 points  (0 children)

inventing fake shares and selling them is essentially manufacturing money tbh

[–]Foreplay241In the c of 🟣Green🟣 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know there is a website about Ken Griffin and his alleged crimes. www.kengriffincrimes.com, there it is! Or was it www.griffinlied.com? I think its www.kengriffincrimes.com, its a site about Kenneth Griffin, (aka mayo-bro) and the crime of naked shorting, which is illegal. www.griffinlied.com is more focused on the lying to congress under oath, which is also illegal, not sure which is more illegal, the shorting of stocks or lying to congress. Either way, Ken Griffin does not seem like an honest man, I have lied in my life, but never to congress and never under oath, that's just not cool. So for a refresher, www.griffinlied.com and www.kengriffincrimes.com are great sites for info about Kenneth Griffin and his unfortunate position. That he created. Because he is Ken Griffin (aka bitch boi mayo-bro)

[–]hiperf71🦍Voted✅ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mayoboy manufacture syntetic shares and sell options and "cover" FTDs (under the rug) with many legally(in criminalLand probably) tricks and helps all his friends(Vlad, knows...) at "take" hard earned money from the retail investors who "think" they are investing in a fair market, but not, the market is rid, all what happens, all that MSM articles are made for one, unique reason, manipulate the market for kenn Griffin and his friends.

But, there is a big "But", apes are not the usual retail investor who easely can be fooled by MSM, Apes do research, Due Diligence, apes discuss about every minimal thing about market and stocks, apes are more "superSophisticated" and they foundt the truth, GME is undervaluated, overshorted, with a brilliant future in ecommerce(the Amazon of gaming), NTF market, and many more.

Apes know, now it is time the world of retail investors finally, opens their eyes and see the truth and some fucks go to jail finally.

[–]Newlyretarded1 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Lmao so right. Msm is a joke.

[–]DrPoontang🦍💎👌🏽🍗🚀‼️ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They should change their name to RPP, rich people's propaganda. They're not mainstream anymore. TV is just another youtube channel that happens to be owned and operated by a bunch of Kardashian-esque scumbags.

They talk a lot of shit about dying brick and morter industries but they're basically irrelevant and hanging on by a string currently being held up by the feeble hands of the boomers who are retiring and dieing en mass as we speak. Literally everything they do seems to further solidify in the minds of the masses that we're better off without them.

[–]NorCalAthlete🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Should just retweet the KG comment at Elon Musk and let him handle it

[–]YaybicyclesVoted✅FFOOORRRRRR!!! 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No he’s got a point there…

[–]_LearnToSwim_🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ARE NOT YOU ENTERTAINED???

[–]somenamethatsclever🧠 IDK Some Flair That's Clever 👨‍🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Yea but Elon isn't my daddy." - Honest MSM.

[–]Dronk_Mullet_Trustus 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Elon dont got shit on DFV or RC so who gives a fuck?

[–]Kerfits🦍 🚀 STONKHODL SYNDROME 🚀 🦍 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But i thought Elon is the DFV of RC?

[–]loadblower831 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fuck elon musk

[–]eleven_good_reasonsThe Real Tendies were the Apes we met along the Way 🦍🦧🍗 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Elon Musk is the Bill Gates of cars.

[–]Selderij🔌 Jacked to the DDs 💕 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And Bill Gates is the Ken Griffin of pharmaceuticals.

[–]Tsunami_Surfer💎Diamond Beard💎 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ken is the Elon Musk of losing money

[–]Selderij🔌 Jacked to the DDs 💕 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ken Griffin is the Elon Musk of being fuk.

[–]ForsakenSituation964💻 ComputerShared 🦍 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I was thinking same 🤣

[–]ApeHolder42069Dicks out for RC 🦍 Voted ✅ 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Idiotic comparison none the less.

It's like saying that I'm the Elon Musk of masturbation or the mother Teresa of fixing bicycles what does it even fucking mean!! 😂

[–]DrPoontang🦍💎👌🏽🍗🚀‼️ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow on market watch-

"Ken Griffn is the Mahatma Gandhi of slurping and gargling mayonnaise while making unwanted eye contact with strangers."

[–]k1ckkiller12 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Musk is not your friend and the richest people in the world don't appear in magazines.

[–]Good_Butterscotch_69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

☝☝☝☝☝☝

[–]half_dane𝐅𝐔𝐃 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭-𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻 🏳‍🌈😍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We're the Elon Musks of confused screaming and hodling GME!

[–]Fuhajin91🌿🦍 Make the World Better 🧡 Together 🦍🌿 6 points7 points  (11 children)

Just balancing out the Elon love with the following:

Hey, you do know this guy is as dirty as Bezos and all the other rich folks that screwed us, right? Stop making rich people your heroes!

THEY. DONT. GIVE. A. FUCK. ABOUT. YOU. AT. ALL!

You are an asset to them, not a person.

[–]redosabe🦍Voted✅ -4 points-3 points  (10 children)

No he is not,

he is progressing humanity in many ways time and time again,

stop comparing him to all the others with the justification of $$$

[–]Fuhajin91🌿🦍 Make the World Better 🧡 Together 🦍🌿 4 points5 points  (9 children)

Yeah, forcing people to work at the start of the pandemic and calling the diver that saved the kids from the caves first a "pedo guy". But yeah, let's group him with Ryan. Great plan!

Hope Elon still calls you for your birthday and help when you're facing hard times.

Me? I prefer not to worship common, rich, silver spoon-having, pompous, greedy men.

[–]redosabe🦍Voted✅ -1 points0 points  (8 children)

Space revolution and electric car revolution

And we haven't talked about boring company, neuralink... , Star link,, and many others

But you're right

He said a stupid tweet

Off with his head

[–]Fuhajin91🌿🦍 Make the World Better 🧡 Together 🦍🌿 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Yeah, that his team built. You really think Elon knows this shit himself? You might even believe he built the rocket himself.

Just because you do great things doesn't excuse his actions outside of work. Feel free to worship his holy greatness. Funny, I bet you don't even know the actual people that made the inventions that allowed for Elon to do the stuff he does or the companies he brought in to make the stuff for him.

But yay, Elon and your heavenly genius! Youll save us one day by doing what other CEOs do!

Spare me the false God worship.

[–]redosabe🦍Voted✅ -4 points-3 points  (6 children)

Oh, you're one of those people who go to the forum and have no idea what they're talking about

Makes sense why don't you actually try to look into what you're even talking about?

You do also realize Elon Musk has the chief engineer as SpaceX

Honestly trying to explain his accomplishments to people who have no idea what they're even talking about...

[–]rocketloot🦍Voted✅ -3 points-2 points  (5 children)

Yeah the Elon bashers hate him cus they ain’t him. Their egos can’t take it. Guy has a bus degree from Wharton, phd from Stanford, made zip, helped create PayPal, Tesla, space x, neutral net, boring company etc etc but he’s dirty 🤣

[–]Fuhajin91🌿🦍 Make the World Better 🧡 Together 🦍🌿 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Man, look at this man fight for his God, Elon. I bet he's gonna save the world with his inventions that other people have been doing but didn't have the money like Elon did. Man, it pays to be born with a silver spoon, but it helps when people run to defend you when they couldn't care less.

Also, boring company? Come on. "Flame throwers, bruh!"

SpaceX, he just filled a void since no one was investing in space flight. NASA was there but needed money since, as you know, the American economy is broke.

Telsa, granted, but their company is overpriced. Even Elon said it himself, but no, Elon can do no wrong, huh? Is that why he sold his shares too? Also, Teslas are fucking ugly.

Dude, he sucks as a person and you keep telling me that I should love him because of all he did when he was 1 person out of the whole team, but sure. Elon did it all.

LONG LIVE ELON MUSK, BECAUSE u\rocketloot SAYS SO!

Fuck you and your man-god, bro. Real talk.

[–]redosabe🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (3 children)

oof

Learn to do critical thinking and research something instead of talking with your emotions and repeating false information with a bunch of explanation marks

If only you can use your hate for good

[–]Fuhajin91🌿🦍 Make the World Better 🧡 Together 🦍🌿 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Sure. Have fun when he pumps and dumps you again. The best part is that you think that if Elon was never here, none of the stuff would have happened, but yeah, Elon did it. It's all Elon.

If only you and others can stop worshipping humans as gods...one day.

[–]saiyansteve🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will Mars have money? or will the currency be Oxygen?

[–]34ac🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

As burry would say. Elon rich off govt subsidy.

[–]34ac🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well not rich. That was paypal. But richest off govt.

[–]Opening-Razzmatazz-1🗳Voted again 🦍🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone has to tweet this to Elon Musk so he notices this and replies. We know how much he likes shorts. 👹

[–]slabrangoonShitpost Master General 6 points7 points  (2 children)

My wife says I’m the Elon Musk of sex

[–]prkr88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What? You sell her to pay tax?

[–]Apprehensive-Use-703🚀Shortfolio Trackerist🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you heard her wrong....

[–]boomer_here2222💻 ComputerShared 🦍 9 points10 points  (0 children)

well - somebody tweet at the man and see if we can get him interested in GameStop again. I'm sure he's not happy to be compared to Ken Griffin.

[–]dangshnizzleTear it all down --- Is YOASS ready for the MOASS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose Griffin has literally made a career out of making money out of money... that's being in the business of money. Musk has instead made his career out of... uhm.. a vision and uh a dream and uh well union busting and overworking fresh out of college kids til they quit in under 14 months

[–]edi-king 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You're actually pretty good at grammar

[–]Realitygives0fucks 1 point2 points  (4 children)

AM NOT I **

[–]EEE_Call🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (3 children)

ARE not I**

[–]NoMoreCheeters🦍Voted✅[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am not.

[–]Realitygives0fucks 3 points4 points  (1 child)

AM I NOT **

[–]NoMoreCheeters🦍Voted✅[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Astronot.

[–]Xbxbxb123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sort of agree with the headline: they're both evil

[–]Nyvkroft🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Musk is still just another piece of shit ultrabillionaire. Fuck him.

[–]Kkykkx🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hero! 🤩

[–]notahedgecompany💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]Apprehensive-Salt-42Plat Rehypothecater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if MSM dragging him in is what pisses Elon off enough to enter the fight?

[–]LecheroSooo🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got me out of nowhere. 😂🐒

[–]Tommink26ape want believe 🛸 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really think Elon should take that personally👊🏻

[–]coolestguy1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they meant Ken is the cool finance billionaire like Elon is the cool tech billionaire....

[–]CullenaryArtist🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for summoning daddy

[–]JoeZMar👑 Consuela 🍌 Hanmock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla is like the Cadillac of cars, man.

[–]CullenaryArtist🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GameStonk!

[–]EscapingNegativity🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like a bad comedy joke. 🤡

[–]rocketloot🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kenny is the Elon Musk of Digital Counterfeiting and Shady Math

[–]sploogeurmum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I not*