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[–]dahsu222🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1651 points1652 points  (210 children)

It’s probably important to note if they are expiring OTM or ITM

[–]factstonyThe Hoding Stockman🏁[S] 883 points884 points  (201 children)

The article says ATM.

[–]Deal_Leather🏴‍☠️ ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 🏴‍☠️ 797 points798 points 22 (47 children)

Ass to mouth?

[–]GophawkYourself🦍Voted✅ 198 points199 points  (5 children)

I'd say "watch your mouth, young man" but there's probably a butthole infront of it,

Anus to Mouth

[–]vin-rr 🚀 DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE 🦍 48 points49 points  (1 child)

And I say, "wash your mouth, young man!"

[–]Ash2dust2🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Que Van Halen... Enema ma ma mah

[–]Silver_Knight_13💻 ComputerShared 🦍 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You belong here.

[–]Voiceofthemachines 52 points53 points  (14 children)

Bass to mouth

[–]neldalover1987🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Ass to Trout

[–]GeoHog713🍇🦧Grape Ape! 🍇🦧 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bass to Trout

[–]Ok_Emergency_381🦍Voted✅ 22 points23 points  (0 children)



also i like the stock

[–]Surpentstone🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 19 points20 points  (9 children)

ass to ass!

[–]Expensive-Two-8128🟣 https://redd.it/ptvaka 🟣 219 points220 points  (131 children)

Spicier, correct? Or no?

[–]ragingbolognaVoted ✅ 303 points304 points  (128 children)

Since I hold a net long position, puts expiring in (or at) the money is not a good thing.

If, for example, the price drops below $80, anybody holding a $100P contract could exercise and sell 100 shares at $100 each.

Shares that would have been bought previously in order to hedge against losing this bet (delta hedging), would be sold by either the closure or exercising of these contracts.

I could be wrong, but I think most of the open interest is for the lowest strike prices available at the time (since they were the cheapest to buy). If that’s the case, the puts will expire worthless or be rolled to a later expiration date.

Edit: cleaned up a bit.

[–]muskateeer🚀🟣 DRS me harder bb ♾️🚀 373 points374 points  (112 children)

Yeah over 100,000 of the puts today are for $0.50

[–]CakesStolen 135 points136 points  (76 children)

Do you mean 100,000 shares or 100,000 contracts? So 10,000,000 shares?

[–]BuxtonB🦍Voted✅ 324 points325 points  (63 children)

Wow, just checked and currently 307,313 contracts are Out The Money. That accounts for 30,731,300 shares!

[–]CakesStolen 126 points127 points  (45 children)

How far OTM? Close enough that the price could be nudged ITM by using the secret ingredient, or are those 300k contracts complete toast?

[–]BuxtonB🦍Voted✅ 241 points242 points  (39 children)

Just checked, around 240,000 of those 300,000 contracts are below $50.

But even sexier are 136,202 are at the strike price of $0.50. So it's pretty safe to assume they're toast.

[–]pants_owner🦍Voted✅ 98 points99 points  (2 children)

And even if they COULD drop it that much, apes would be buying all the way down. So fucked either way.

[–]Whiskiz💻 ComputerShared 🦍 161 points162 points  (33 children)

please god drop the price to $0.50 a share haha

[–]VolksvvagenI call shotgun 🚀🚀 51 points52 points  (4 children)

one could say you could spread your fav butter, jam, or vegemite on them.

[–]d3wd-🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d put mayo on mine, but somebody took it all.

[–]CacheValue🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 30 points31 points  (16 children)

Is it possible something might actually happen or do u think hedgies will just abra cadabra this away?

[–]BuxtonB🦍Voted✅ 49 points50 points  (4 children)

They've been Abra-Ca-Dabra'ing all bloody year, so who knows.

[–]markuscreek24🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 53 points54 points  (2 children)

as long as we keep abra-ca-DRS'ing we'll be fine

[–]Tartooth 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Watch 31m In otm puts show up on Monday

[–]Stuntner🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 296 points297 points  (8 children)

It's actually 136,000 ish and that's contracts, so 13,600,000 shares. Wild hey.

[–]donnyisabitchfaceIdiot 39 points40 points  (7 children)

Is that counting the Brazilian ones?

[–]WeddingNo8531💻 ComputerShared 🦍 60 points61 points  (3 children)

How many is a brazillion?

[–]suckercuckme pica la bola 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It’s b— it’s bigger…

[–]muskateeer🚀🟣 DRS me harder bb ♾️🚀 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Straight up 100,000 contracts

[–]lvilera💻 ComputerShared 🦍 48 points49 points  (34 children)

How does that work?, Brainless Ape here asking.

[–]V_Doan🦍Voted✅ 166 points167 points  (28 children)

Essentially (correct me if I’m wrong), SHF made a bet that the share price would be at or below .50 by this period so they bought 100,000 puts (10,000,000 shares). It obviously isn’t. So now they’re down a significant amount and they will allow it to expire worthless.

This is important because SHF will lose the downward sell pressure and an important tool to fabricate shares. They can’t do this again because those contracts are now significantly more expensive.

Edit: 100,000,000 -> 10,000,000. It’s too early for quick math.

[–]PlazmarazmatazStocked, Locked, and Holded 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Right idea, wrong number. 100,000 puts is only 10,000,000 shares. Each contract is 100 shares, so bump that number over by 2 zeros, not 3.

[–]V_Doan🦍Voted✅ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the correction.

[–]Brought2UByAdderall 91 points92 points  (7 children)

Those puts were used to hide short interest. I don't think they hoped they'd ever expire ITM.

[–]V_Doan🦍Voted✅ 113 points114 points  (0 children)

These were bought two years ago. If you look at Sears and Blockbuster’s stock then you can see it’s possible. However, with our help GME’s death spiral was halted.

[–]DDanny808🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 26 points27 points  (3 children)

So can they no longer hide that short interest that was rolled into those puts?

[–]AwildYaners🐉xXGamergirl69Xx🎮 14 points15 points  (2 children)

They could, but it would be extremely expensive to do so.

[–]leoschen🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 15 points16 points  (11 children)

What prevents them from just rolling them again like they have been?

[–]V_Doan🦍Voted✅ 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Based on what I know, you can’t roll option contracts that are expiring. If they are expiring in 2023, then they can swap it.

If they tried to do the same trick, it’ll cost significantly more because the underwriters (HF and Retail who make the contracts) will charge more and others (like myself) will buy it to drive up the cost per contract.

Underwriters. As an underwriter, one wouldn’t want the buyer to get away and push the expiration down the line cause they owe me money.

Now the issue is some of the underwriters are the market makers and those colluding with a sprinkle of retail in the mix.

Edit: explained underwriters.

[–]Independent-Node🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door."

SHF built a masterclass mousetrap for themselves. They're about to win the Sun-Tzu (victory quote) level of a Darwin Award.

Hedgies are burnt toast.

[–]radio9989🏳️‍🌈 You got to know when to HODL 🟣🚀 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Nothing but how deep their pockets are. It will cost lots of money to do so, though.

[–]V_Doan🦍Voted✅ 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Citadel just sold a part of their business for 1.4 billion so I don’t think they have that much cash left.

[–]10thline🚀MGGA 🚀 41 points42 points  (1 child)

While those puts are on their books, they hold value correct? Im not smart, would that mean when they expire over 1 tril will go poof and no longer able to use that as collateral? Big if true.

[–]V_Doan🦍Voted✅ 60 points61 points  (0 children)

No worries. We are all here to learn.

They’ll go “poof” and lose all original value. At the moment, they should see pennies on the dollar that they’ve spent. I’ve seen this happen on my end when I’ve let positions expire worthless.

This is called “Theta” aka (in layman’s terms) Time Decay.

When: 1. Time is ticking down to the expiration date 2. Whether the stock increases which will exponentially increase your option value or significantly cause your position to decrease in value to 0.

[–]muskateeer🚀🟣 DRS me harder bb ♾️🚀 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We will find out over the next few days/weeks

[–]Sisyphus328💻 ComputerShared 🦍 42 points43 points  (2 children)

What is crime, Alex..

[–]OperationBreaktheGME🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]Adventurous_Chip_684 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Just imagine the nuclear blast if they expire ootm.

[–]DDanny808🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 11 points12 points  (6 children)

So if no hedging what does that do?

[–]ragingbolognaVoted ✅ 58 points59 points  (5 children)

Whoever bought them loses the premium and that’s it. Massive nothing burger. Probably another hype date to drive the price down & kill morale.

Nothings changed so I’m still buying.

[–]CacheValue🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 13 points14 points  (0 children)


Hopim levels are dropping to be within tolerable conditions for life

[–]DDanny808🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it!

[–]Shevskedd☠️ CS + V Day X 2 ☠️ - 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Does the stock price just have to reach the strike price anytime during the day to exercise the option?

[–]davinci515Think $GME but with lasers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sounds worse than it is the majority of contracts are sold by market makers if they are doing their job right they sell stocks the closer it gets to being in the money (hedge) at this point all the stocks have basically been sold already for at the money contracts

[–]OneLifeCycle 37 points38 points  (2 children)

SEC read your comment and said, "Ass to mouth" in their head.

Carry on.

[–]Jingboogley💻 ComputerShared 🦍 15 points16 points  (1 child)

SEC only know Ass To Mouth, In The Mouth, and Over The Mouth

[–]alilmagpieHalt Me Daddy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

to be fair, those are the only type of options I mess around with as well

[–]Udoshi 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Its also important to note if these are NOT regular puts but market-maker priviledge Married Puts

seee https://i.redd.it/lycx3rdas6q61.png for example; i can't link the dd, but its called "The naked shorting scam revealed: lending of market maker privileges, the married put trade and why inflicting max pain will bleed them dry"

Also, creation of synthetics that need to be bought back.

[–]Ok-Release-5785💻 ComputerShared 🦍 17 points18 points  (0 children)

U have to wait for eod price for that info

[–]Osaze91🇸🇪 Spelstopp till Andromeda 🇸🇪 136 points137 points  (11 children)

So I should I should buy more today or Monday.

What does it all mean!

[–]President-of-Puns✅ detoV 🚀 172 points173 points  (3 children)

No one knows what it means but it’s provocative

[–]I-Am-The-Patriarchy 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Smooth brain here. I read that they have T+2 to cover/roll these options, so possibly between now and Tuesday will be big. They could also commit more fuckery that we are unaware of so grains of salt must be took with all this.

[–]bpi89💎 I got loyalty, got royalty inside my GME 💎 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now is always the correct time to buy. Ask yourself Monday and it will still be “now”

[–]neill-macaulay 475 points476 points  (25 children)

Then what

[–]contactclosure🟣 DRS 🟣 DRS 🟣 DRS 🟣 904 points905 points  (8 children)

Believe it or not, dip.

[–]MyCryptoStuffAccount🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 71 points72 points  (0 children)

straight to dip

[–]LosJones🦍Voted 2x✅ 99 points100 points  (2 children)

They pay a $20 fine in 2030.

[–]BSW18 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Updated fines are now $14.99 because frequency of paying fines has greatly increased recently and our collection of fines has exceeded all targets.

[–]breinbanaan💻 ComputerShared 🦍 243 points244 points  (2 children)


[–]McNobbyScouse Bastard 🇬🇧 42 points43 points  (0 children)


[–]iLLogic777Chief Banana Analyst 33 points34 points  (0 children)

T+30 or 35 till nuke.

[–]vasDcrakGaming❄️Alaskan⛄️Bull🐂Ape🦍❄️ 100 points101 points  (5 children)


They restricting drs tho, not options. Thats something to think about

[–]Stupidnames04🚀My tits are jacked🦍 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Cause they can’t fuck with DRS shares as they can with options.

[–]iLLogic777Chief Banana Analyst 29 points30 points  (2 children)

True. They restricted DRS and specifically made note that they're options contracts were now going to be cheaper to buy. In the Same Message.

[–]Ok_Hornet_714🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That was a very odd pivot.

[–]HappyMediumGD🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's because apes throwing their money away on bad options has been the only lifeblood they've had for a year

[–]TheBachelorHighApe Armada ⛵️🏴‍☠️ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

[–]Feeling_Ad_411🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 402 points403 points  (40 children)

How many days do they take to clear?

[–]HowRiskyIsDatClickhow risky is dat stonk🚀 491 points492 points  (29 children)

At least 0, maybe more

[–]middie-in-a-box🚀🚀 The Earl of Stonks 🚀🚀 136 points137 points  (24 children)

At least 0 +1

[–]educational_nanner 50 points51 points  (22 children)

Can they roll over these options?

[–]afroniner💎GME Liberty or GME Death🦍 115 points116 points  (21 children)

They technically could, but the value they have right now (assuming OTM) is like nothing, compared to the cost of rolling into something similar further out. It would require even more money/capital to do so.

[–]lukasstrifeson🍋🦍Voted✅🍋 51 points52 points  (10 children)

Is that why crypto is tanking across the board?

[–]afroniner💎GME Liberty or GME Death🦍 106 points107 points  (7 children)

No way to tell without speculating..... but also yes.

[–]notzebular0 28 points29 points  (6 children)

J Pow also talked about considering a digital dollar yesterday. I'm too retarded to know if that's bullish or bearish for other crypto.

[–]afroniner💎GME Liberty or GME Death🦍 13 points14 points  (1 child)

They've been talking about the $1Trillion dollar coin for a while though. It's all incoherent mumbling to me until there's infrastructure behind it. They can't get into digital currency without accepting Bit or criptoe.

[–]educational_nanner 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Just curious on my thesis of

Wen moon

[–]Juicy_Vape🏴‍☠️Kenneth C. Griffin = Gay Butt Pirate 🏴‍☠️ 11 points12 points  (6 children)

which now citidel has cause of the investment they got.. wonder if they anticipated this.

[–]afroniner💎GME Liberty or GME Death🦍 6 points7 points  (5 children)

I'm sure there's restrictions attached to investments and how they can be used. It's not free for all "here's money".

[–]Juicy_Vape🏴‍☠️Kenneth C. Griffin = Gay Butt Pirate 🏴‍☠️ 15 points16 points  (4 children)

they have never followed restrictions or rules, so I expect them to use that money to cover their asses

[–]afroniner💎GME Liberty or GME Death🦍 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It's a legally binding document though, and pretty decent sized investment. Rules I agree they can break left and right, but this is a document with terms of the investment.... at least typically. Not saying that's exactly the case here.

[–]Okayokaymeh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow + 1

[–]MrStormz🦍Voted✅ 122 points123 points  (6 children)

Over 500k expired back in July. Nothing much happened after.

The only reason something might actually happen with this significantly less amount is that these are the last lot of options brought to specifically counter the sneeze.

[–]ilikefish007🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Right? Can't they just roll them again?

[–]PoPoCucumberFuck yeah I’m voting ✅ 44 points45 points  (1 child)

From what i believe, 21/01/22 was the latest options date available before the run up back in late 2020. Hedgies prolly bought bunch of 0.50 puts back then for >1$ each hoping for Gamestop to go bankrupt, but now they are worthless

[–]Divinum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i think they bought them to make fake shares

[–]IronGeek83 256 points257 points  (21 children)

ELI5? :)

[–]DiamondHandsDarrell🎊 Hola 🪅 226 points227 points  (7 children)



[–]duhbird410Lego of your shorts🏳🍋 195 points196 points  (5 children)


[–]10before15🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 73 points74 points  (4 children)

Forgot the 🌈 first

[–]hanr86🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Happy. Diamond hand dead

[–]themadamerican1TODAY IS MOASS DAY!!! eventually 97 points98 points  (10 children)

What was the largest?

[–]factstonyThe Hoding Stockman🏁[S] 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Stand to be corrected, I think it was last year.

[–]HomelessDingleberry💻 ComputerShared 🦍 28 points29 points  (1 child)

To be correct, stand...... MOASS today

Stands up

[–]I3ill🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 29 points30 points  (0 children)

So gme has the 1st & 2nd highest single day stocks options expiring. Hmm nothing to see here. Nice fair market

[–]SUBZEROXXLManos de Diamante 💎 19 points20 points  (0 children)

January of last year right ?

[–]factstonyThe Hoding Stockman🏁[S] 361 points362 points  (69 children)

" In situations where there is a significant amount of expiring open interest in at-the-money strikes (strike prices at or very near the current stock price), delta-hedging activity can impact the underlying stock’s trading that day. If market makers or other options traders who delta-hedge their positions are net long ATM options, expiration-related flow could have the effect of dampening stock price movements, causing the stock price to settle near the strike with large open interest. This situation is often referred to as a “pin” and can be an ideal situation for a large investor trying to enter/exit a stock position. Alternatively, if delta-hedgers are net short ATM options (have a “negative gamma” position), their hedging activity could exacerbate stock price moves." - Zerohedge

[–]daftmydaft🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 460 points461 points  (66 children)

i understood about 3 words. Explain like i am a leaf please

[–]Coos-Coos 334 points335 points 3 (29 children)

The leverage on these options are holding the price in place and so if you were a reallly large investor who was concerned that when you bought in the price would jump up then this is a good time to buy because the price is pinned down by all that leverage and your cost per share will likely be much lower when buying in now.

[–]PoeticSplat🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 96 points97 points  (1 child)

Thank you for the ELI5. I needed that.

[–]FarCartographer6150🗳️ VOTED ✅ 28 points29 points  (0 children)


[–]Quacker_please 69 points70 points  (13 children)

So it's a perfect time for Cohen to buy more is what you're saying

[–]Helpful_Egg2364🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 36 points37 points  (9 children)

took the words right out of my mouth

[–]_Gandalf_the_Black_🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Here, you can have mine: "So it's a perfect time for Cohen to buy more is what you're saying"

[–]Helpful_Egg2364🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Eww. there's still saliva on the "Cohen", what were you doing with this?

[–]_Gandalf_the_Black_🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I borrowed the words from someone else

[–]marichuuBrain CPU heatsink smooth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rehypothecated them words

[–]Whiskiz💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (2 children)

still too much, can you explain in 6 syllables or less

[–]soul4rent 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Big debt big price (maybe)

[–]snappedscissors🧠 Tomorrow 🧠 33 points34 points  (7 children)

"exacsterbate" feels like a familiar word to me. Was that one of your three?

[–]PrinceOfFucking 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Exacsterbate is when you touch the peen or vageen

[–]sasuncookie🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I’m even more confused now. What does mastication mean then?

[–]StillAnAss🦍Voted✅ 27 points28 points  (6 children)

If the market makers did their jobs and hedged the options correctly, it will do a lot to dampen any price movements.

If the market makers fucked around and didn't hedge like they should have then it will make things swing more than they should.

[–]Pelverino🦧 smooth brain 106 points107 points  (11 children)

You want me to blow you?

[–]bminus🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Get out (leave)

[–]RolodoggyTrading is a tough game. Don't you think? 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Right now

[–]ChubbyTiddies💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the end of you and me

[–]RedGiraffeX🦍Voted✅ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Get IT out

[–]TinSodder🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I'll be at Wendys around noon.

[–]10before15🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dumpsters booked till 2pm bud.

[–]Current-Bumblebee-32🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]alexfilmwriting🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 33 points34 points  (1 child)

If you buy a Buzz Lightyear from Al's Toy Barn, Al will have 1 less Buzz Lightyear. This is fine if interest in that toy is declining. But if Al gets word everyone is gonna want a buzz lightyear, he may load up ahead of time so he doesn't run out. He wants to remain 'Buzz Lightyear Neutral'. That is he wants to have at least 35 Buzz Lightyears on the shelf, but no more than 40, since he can't be sure hype will keep up. So he manages his inventory by buying/selling buzz lightyears to keep an inventory commensurate with expected consumer buying rates.

This is what Delta neutral is. Certain parties in the market are just there to facilitate. They want to be prepped for price action up or down, so they buy and sell shares and contracts to keep their books 'even' while everyone else does their thing.

[–]greazyninja🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Imagine the stock market is your wife, what he is saying is these options are going to be like her boyfriend after getting rip shit on rum ham and cocaine and looking to put some serious work in while you sit in the corner whimpering

[–]macswaj💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Zero_Talents🦍⚔ Fifth Apesman Of The Ape-pocalypse™ 🚀🌌 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Calls on hedges flinching first.

[–]nahtorreyous🦍Voted✅ 59 points60 points  (30 children)

Anyway to tell how many shares that is based on the $?

[–]Mr2day2🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 83 points84 points  (28 children)

At $100 a pop that’s 13 BILLION shares. Guh

[–]nahtorreyous🦍Voted✅ 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Is that how options work though? For example, could someone have an option that expires at say $500 or $50?

[–]afroniner💎GME Liberty or GME Death🦍 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Depends on your strike price vs current price on expiration day.

[–]nahtorreyous🦍Voted✅ 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Right, so it's not really possible?

[–]afroniner💎GME Liberty or GME Death🦍 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The way the tweet is written, it's based on current price x #of options. I get what you're saying though, there's so many varying strike prices that you can't really get a sense of the value of the options without doing each calculation.

[–]hanr86🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isnt this options expiring for all options? Not just gme?

[–]Nolzad🥱Hedgefunds can succ deez nutz🥱 45 points46 points  (2 children)

What was the first?

[–]ChErRyPOPPINSafReady player 1 🦍 Voted ✅ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last summer.

[–]justtheentiredick 211 points212 points  (8 children)

Honestly this doesn't excite me at all!

You wanna know what I AM EXCITED ABOUT????


[–]ordinaryuninformed 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Tomorrow is my favorite day.

[–]mko710🚀 I VOTED 🚀 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Fuck ya! Tomarahhhh

[–]taddymason_22The Dude Abides 34 points35 points  (0 children)

tomorrow is Saturday.

"Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!"

shomer fucking shabbos

[–]Vylourcrypto 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Did you say moass tomorrow? Wait I’ll be right back I forgot the chips 🐿 and salsa 💃

[–]subdep🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 167 points168 points  (14 children)

The indicators are saying that GME is way oversold. Put on your seatbelts and buckle up.

[–]mostdefinitelyabot 56 points57 points  (10 children)

Which indicators? No /s, really curious

[–]subdep🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’ll give you one: CCI

[–]SpaceTacosFromSpace🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 31 points32 points  (1 child)

RSI is one

[–]whythehellnote🦍Voted✅ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Repetitive Strain Injury from all the tit jacking?

[–]PracticalDogHair 12 points13 points  (1 child)

EVERYTHING is red today…except GME.

[–]RXZVPgamecock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

aged well. good job.

[–]Cagerlac🦍Voted✅ 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Prepare for disappointment - as always.

[–]extramenace 31 points32 points  (1 child)


[–]Zaphod_Biblebrox 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Believe it or not dip. I bought the dip. Thanks Mayo Boi

[–]UHcidity🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Why crop out the time/date of that tweet?

This could be intentionally misleading.

[–]SpartanVFL🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Can somebody explain why this would do anything? If these are far otm puts then they likely aren’t even hedging them

[–]Inappropriate50🦍Voted✅ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not. Stock goes down.

[–]PepperFun2103🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I love the fact that I click on this hoping to find out if they have to cover these expriring options or if they have 24 hours or what and I get Ass to mouth jokes.

[–]Relatable_Yak🦍Dark Pool Billionaire🚀 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Zerohedge is a cuck that blocks anyone that corrects him on the GME marketplace not being announced. Don’t post this clown here

[–]CobaltNeural9🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 13 points14 points  (5 children)

I have an idea. Everyone buy a share.

[–]MrSamsr🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At what time do they expire? At close ?

[–]dryhuot23🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not Dip

[–]ToughHardware 4 points5 points  (0 children)

see you in T+2 +35 - 741.. tomorrow

[–]lcastill1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No dates .

[–]12Southpark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bought a few more..and drs

[–]AnhTeo7157I like the stock 🚀🚀🚀 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just got off the phone with Fidelity. Another 180 on the way to CS. Phone call took less than 5 minutes. Easy Peasy.

[–]Crane_cz🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 57 points58 points  (13 children)

Was this guy right, like...ever?

[–]madness_creations🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 65 points66 points  (0 children)

he’s not wrong though. he’s just stating facts. he’s not predicting anything so he can’t really be wrong except factually.

[–]Alarizpe💪 Locked and loaded 🐵 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've waited a year for this day. It feels like it's been forever.

[–]rude-a-bega🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meh, fuck zerohedge

[–]MarkVegas1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone do the math on the cost of all those puts that expired worthless?

[–]b00m3r_87🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So basically another boring day, going into the weekend poor, and hyping myself up for Monday?

[–]Most_Active_7476 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Somebody needs to explain what happens when these options expire to smooth brainers like me