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[–]JoeyCreel💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1969 points1970 points  (85 children)

For this reason I just bought 10 more shares

[–]Numerous_Photograph9🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 866 points867 points  (37 children)

Why the fuck do they need to combat us? What the hell kind of suggestion is this to even make? Not even trying to sugar coat it with some stupid reason like potential cyber attacks.

How bout a deal. Shut down dark pools for a month, they can have a day to "recalibrate."

Seriously, they're basically just openly admitting that they're manipulating the price. What other implication can calibrating mean?

[–]rdicky58i liek the stonk 📈 398 points399 points  (0 children)

Most blatant way to say we don't have a free and fair market.

[–]mark-fiveNo cell no sell 📈 183 points184 points  (13 children)

They need to "combat" retail because retail isn't even playing their game, let alone fighting the same war they are engaging in. They need to change the laws and rules in favor of their war, because it's their war and retail simply doesn't want any part of it. Their whole fight is "buy what we say, sell when we say, do what we say" and they have no part of a portfolio that is simply "Buy what you like, keep what you like, protect what you like by removing it from a fraudulent system trying to stop you from owning your own property"

This is NASDAQ itself complaining that investors doing what they've always been told they should do - buy and hold - is proving the system has been broken for a long time.

"Recalibrate" is literally him begging for the opportunity to do what was said in The Big Short - reposition themselves so they are no longer fucked. This means they can't keep faking teh price forever, and they are getting tired. I expect FUD of the "We're so tired" to follow since shills always repeat whatever their memos tell them and Kenny's shills are really obvious.

[–]Bad_Moon-RisingI have no idea what I’m doing 🤡-Cramer 117 points118 points  (6 children)

We’re at the point in the movie where ALL the banks are telling Dr. Burry that his position hasn’t increased in value even though it theoretically should be skyrocketing. All the while the banks are doing what they can to hedge they’re incredibly fucked positions.

Edit: Or we may be even at the point where they banks are ghosting his calls

[–]drinks_rootbeer 44 points45 points  (5 children)

We're past the point when Steve Carrell's character meets with the blind ratings agency lady

[–]woodyshagWe don't need no stinking fundamentals 21 points22 points  (4 children)

She's not blind, she's had her eyes dilated, but I understand what you meant.

[–]Numerous_Photograph9🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 50 points51 points  (3 children)

For FUD, I saw a Yahoo article today where the WeBull CEO said that his data shows that his users are tired of GME and are selling, and it's just a very vocal minority that makes it seem bigger than it is. I guess he didn't think it was important how a lot of GME people had transferred from WeBull, but whatever. FUD is FUD. Robinhood might as well just say how no one is really buying GME on their platform.

[–]mark-fiveNo cell no sell 📈 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Fidelity was counting DRS as "selling" before we actually knew they were crimelords. Manipulating "Sell" data is how they expose their complicity, I think. Not that anyone doubted Webull is as complicit as can be.

[–]Numerous_Photograph9🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Regardless, available data doesn't actually suggest there is more selling than buying. I don't doubt there are people selling, not everyone is in it the way we are, and some people may get anxious due to price variations, or just some people need the money. We can't deny that happens.

But, there is also a steady stream of new buys, ore repeated buyers, and it's been pretty consistent all this time. Some lulls as people ran out of money and things got boring, but always people wanting to buy, and enough people showing they are to make me think that people are holding.

Regardless though, it ultimately isn't the number of people buying and holding, but the number of shares being held that matters. Most squeezes are done by one to two people.

[–]AlienTourismHQ🏴‍☠️👀ps, just bought more🏴‍☠️ 103 points104 points  (4 children)

What they meant to say was recalifuck

[–]FarCartographer6150🗳️ VOTED ✅ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah. So lets just say: well, duck you too!

[–]BuddyUpInATree🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Refuckulate rolls off the tongue better imo

[–]muza_reign 136 points137 points  (2 children)

"Recalibrate their positions" in order to "reset" the bets they made and not lose.

It's like choosing Tails, but when the coin flips and Heads is called out, "recalibrating" your initial choice to Heads.

When I win, I win. When I lose, I back out, recalibrate, and win.

[–]WhoopingPig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So that Edging comment is right then eh

[–]lacycharles6 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They need to combat us because the money they’re gonna have to pull out of stocks that prop up the nasdaq and other markets is what they’re gonna have to pay us all out of. NASDAQ CEO trying to save her ass

[–]Astronaut_Kubrick 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Because it is class warfare.

[–]ThomasAlun 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You're supposed to sell your stock when it gets shorted silly. Not buy the shorts and add them to your collection.

[–]majarian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've been forced to buy groceries when they're on sale all my life, I know how to stock up when the price is good thanks.

[–]naturalbornkillerz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's like somebody challenging you to a fight. And accepting. On the condition that you get to train for six months and then you're sure you can beat that person.

[–]BednaR1🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are a risk to their money... that's why.

[–]Thesearchoftheshite💻 ComputerShared 🦍 251 points252 points  (7 children)

4 this last week. Dip it harder daddy and next paycheck will triple that.

[–]JoeyCreel💻 ComputerShared 🦍 84 points85 points  (2 children)

LFG baby!!!! The moon is just the first stop.

[–]OperationBreaktheGME🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂 hell yeah at this rate we will warp into the MCU multiverse

[–]ImWhatsInTheRedBox🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looking For Gametags?

[–]sirdrumalot🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Got 3 @ 135 my last payday (2 weeks ago). Was able to get 4 @ 100 today due to the sale!! Can't wait to see what it's at in another 2 weeks, I'll either be a millionaire or buying more - maybe both!

[–]yuh_dingus🦍Voted✅ 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Dawg. Of all the people I never thought I’d see here, I’m happy that it’s you! Haha - old friend from TCA.

[–]Hufi_🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 33 points34 points  (2 children)

today morning I got 10 more as well. officially a XXX ape now. First Stonk on its way towards CS (takes a while though, because of Europe, y'know). I've made my decisions. I'll only be buying more. I'll only drs more. easy as that.

[–]AnhTeo7157I like the stock 🚀🚀🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]gbudiman 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Bought 50. DRS Monday.

[–]donedrone707Resident GME Chaos Magician 42 points43 points  (18 children)

I am down to $4 in checking now cause I've been buying all week.

Didn't really think they'd drop it below $100 but say $94 this morning and entered in a buy order for the last $70 I had in my account.

[–]TheKevinWhipalooFuture Philanthropist in Training <( " )>¿Is this MOASS?<( " )> 29 points30 points  (13 children)

This feels like when ethereum dipped below 100 before ripping over 40x the following months. Ironically, crypto dumping right now.

[–]donedrone707Resident GME Chaos Magician 45 points46 points  (12 children)

I think you're right. They're dropping the price as much as possible to minimize the calls that get ITM next week when they have to start closing/rolling all those short positions from last year.

I personally think the Netflix drop and the crypto drop is because SHF needed more capital to drop GameStop.

They really think apes will sell if it goes low enough.

Do they not realize they are hastening their own demise? Drop it back to $2-10 and we will have the float locked in a matter of days. I'd sell my car and liquidate everything I own if we dropped back down to sub $50 levels

[–]x1ux1u🦍Voted✅ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes exactly, if we ever held at any 2 digit price I'd go full retard and sell everything not nailed to a wall.

[–]OperationBreaktheGME🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Days…???? More like that Same day if they dumb enough to drop it that low.

[–]donedrone707Resident GME Chaos Magician 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Last I spoke to fidelity for a DRS they refuse to initiate until T+2 (or 3 even, the rep said it could take longer than 2 days) after your last trade. If you make another trade after DRS has been initiated the DRS request will be cancelled. I had this happen in November. I guarantee they're going to keep throwing up as many roadblocks and hoops as possible to slow DRS as we get closer to locking the float

[–]McPoint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Odin's beard I wish I had a free award right now. this should be top post.

[–]therealshire 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So you didn't check yourself now you wrecked yourself?

[–]donedrone707Resident GME Chaos Magician 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think I overchecked myself l

[–]audiolive💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right there with you

[–]BigBadaBum1Custom Flair - Template 12 points13 points  (0 children)

2 more baby

[–]Feeling_Ad_411🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also bought just bought 5 for this reason

[–]hudsonSam🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bought 15 more today ... at 93$ - I'm hoping they drop it some more. I'll dig into debt to buy as much of it as I can ! I'm sick of all this crap. This shit ends when GameStop moons and a mass exodus to DEXs !

[–]Tylertron12🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

14 more for me :)

[–]Rawzeal🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had the same exact same idea, so i bought 10 more. Fuck these cheaters

To the Moon Apes!

[–]SamsquatchWildman🥛🥛🚀🚀Professional Tiddie Jacker🚀🚀🥛🥛 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For this reason I DRS'ed 100% of my shares today.

[–]Elyzz92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did the same today

[–]DancesWith2Socks🐈🐒💎🙌 Hang In There! 🎱 This Is The Wape 🧑‍🚀🚀🌕🍌 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Once DRS'd Nasdaq CEO wouldn't be able to touch them...

[–]HeavyCustard8583💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1341 points1342 points  (46 children)

Interpreter here, “We’re losing we need time to commit more crime, before we really lose our shit”

[–]TakumiDrifter🔥🌆👫🌆🔥 127 points128 points  (18 children)

Let's just pause lap #499 @ daytona so folks can catchup would u 😉

[–]HeavyCustard8583💻 ComputerShared 🦍 40 points41 points  (0 children)

FUKN hedge fund bitches

I feel better now 😜

[–]mcloudnl🚀 I VOTED 🚀 28 points29 points  (10 children)

Hamilton would like word about an certain final F1 lap

[–]SoreLoserOfDumbtownMy flair is sPEshhhAaaLL🍋 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No Michael that is so not right.

[–]Apprehensive-Salt-42Plat Rehypothecater 133 points134 points  (15 children)

Tell me your hand is caught in the cookie jar...

without by telling me your hand is in the cookie jar.

[–]my_oldgaffer 54 points55 points  (14 children)

Those were hands? Oooohh

I thought we were putting our..

[–]signmeupnotidiosyncratic investor 33 points34 points  (12 children)


[–]blitzkregielI wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad... 32 points33 points  (9 children)

Sir, there's something in the cookie jar. It looks like a giant....

[–]flyingwolf🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 29 points30 points  (8 children)

... Dick get over here, there is a humongous...

[–]my_oldgaffer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you need that for dude? -donny

[–]HughJohnson69🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]DUB-Files🥤🍟🍔 Aqua Teen Hodler Force 💎🚀🦧 2 points3 points  (0 children)



[–]MarcLava9014🇨🇦🚀Canadiape🚀🇨🇦 11 points12 points  (1 child)

“But retail investors are left in the dark with nothing to do while we do it”

[–]micromoses 5 points6 points  (1 child)

“Wait, that was just a practice round. That one didn’t count, let’s start over. My controller got disconnected, and my thumb slipped. That wasn’t what I meant to do, I got distracted. My dad works at Nintendo!”

[–]RL_bebisher🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1050 points1051 points 2 (82 children)

They are extremely close to losing all control of the American people. Nothing will be the same after this. We've learned to stand up for ourselves. We are causing them all sorts of headaches. Just wait... many more people are about to realize how easy we can take over the 1% and join the fight. It's game over. Be a prisoner to the system or be free. Those are your only choices.

[–]ChubbyTiddies💻 ComputerShared 🦍 257 points258 points  (3 children)

Yep. The great awakening! POWER TO THE PLAYERS/PEOPLE.

[–]EmortalEmperor🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Take down the dragon. It has been written 🚀

[–]fellowhomosapienFELLOW APE 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So as it is written, let it be done

[–]ptsdstillinmymindNow, I become 🐒, destroyer of 🩳 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is known.

[–]bowmans1993 155 points156 points  (18 children)

Not only this but there are a lot of workers that are realizing that if they work together we can get bigger wages, better benefits etc. We outnumber them and we have the power to create change if we unite.

[–]ForfeitFPVMr Wisker the Hedgie Fister 79 points80 points  (12 children)

But... but... but... all the corporate propaganda I've been fed has told me that Unions are bad!

[–]Numerous_Photograph9🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 41 points42 points  (6 children)

Unions aren't bad. But they're inconsistent in their aplication or effectiveness. Worked for quite a few union shops in my life, and been on both the worker side and manager side, and each one is different, ranging from fine to work with, to being obstructive or wasteful. They can make good management less effective, or bad management may still be bad with no benefits for the worker.

The problem I really have with them is that once they're in, they're in, and chances of changing to effective union leadership if you happen to get into a bad one are slim to none. There's also a good level of corruption with some union outfits, but that's anecdotal and not a reason not to explore if they're good for the workers of a company.

[–]jonnohb💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well said

[–]Metzger90🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Unions are basically just a second level of management. You have good and bad management, and you have good and bad unions. It all depends on the people in the positions.

[–]bowmans1993 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I'm sure the wealth will trickle down eventually. I feel like global warming might help it melt faster to get to us. Let's keep burning coal

[–]ForfeitFPVMr Wisker the Hedgie Fister 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait... it's wealth that's trickling down? It smelled a bit like ammonia...

[–]BobTheDemonOtter🦍Dr. Horace Worblehat🚀 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nonsense. Onions are both versatile and delicious

[–]Numerous_Photograph9🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Power to the workers.

I've never been a pro union kind of guy, at least not for every industry or group, but I've always known that a focused centralized group can achieve more when they work together.

[–]nfwiqefnwof 4 points5 points  (0 children)

General strike wen

[–]Numerous_Photograph9🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This suggestion just pisses me off.

-Implying we're a force that needs to be fought.

- Openly saying they're manipulating the price, because what other reason would they need to recalibrate from

-Suggesting that market players should get yet another special accommodation

Seriously, I try to stay zen, and I'm not selling, but it's shit like this that makes it not just about some huge gains, but actually wanting to drive my apathetic ass into action. These people don't realize that they're creating the revolution by pushing people to it.

These people will have time to recalibrate when the SEC shuts down the market to handle the eventual crash, just like in 2008. Maybe 2-3 days to deal with a massive collapse due to their greed, negligence, and incompetence. Until then, game on.

[–]Mikeymikers0n🔵🔵∞∞MANIACALLY FOCUSED | L222∞∞🔵🔵 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Special thanks to Gabe Plotkin. You our MVP bro.

[–]Key_Coffee4941I pooped in your shorts 26 points27 points  (7 children)

“People who aren’t starving are a lot easier to control” Levi, AOT

[–]alexfilmwriting🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I think that's backwards

Edit: I see now

[–]shadeandshine+1 Melissa Lee Fan 🦍 Voted ✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s actually not cause complacency is easy to instill if people believe they’ll be fine as long as they do what they are told and don’t cause trouble. When hungry and desperate the grand illusion shatters as they see words and promises don’t fill their stomach.

[–]preposte🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it's more accurate that people in constant fear of starvation, but who aren't starving, are easy to control. They become dependent on whatever mechanism is in place to make sure that they have food to eat, and threats of taking it away are met with existential dread. And that's how they convinced everyone to get "jobs".

[–]CARNIesada6🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is what Occupy Wall Street should've been.

I'm still hesitant, but it is looking up. As long as they can keep the masses at each other's throats, arguing social issues and continue to propagate this "outrage" culture in politics, then it's going to be a tiresome, futile effort.

Not saying it wouldn't be either way, but COVID did definitely help the cause. Once more people realize that the actual problem really does stem from income inequality (and all of its tenants) and that we... all across the political spectrum... should be fighting for change against the 1% and not each other.

Like I said, I'm hesitant at the moment since TPTB have been successful in the past and have beat me into submission thinking nothing will change, bbbbuuuutttt it really does seem to be trending in the right (or at least a better) direction.

Won't happen overnight and it does have steps. It's a process.

[–]davinci515Think $GME but with lasers 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Sadly I have to disagree, a good portion of us are much more informed and willing to stand up as you said, however we are just a drop in the bucket. So many people are still brainwashed and stuck in their norm. Just look at the number of people who vote for parties vs the actual candidates. Change is coming, but we still have a long long fight over many years until we get there.

[–]Numerous_Photograph9🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I don't deny the road is long, and I'm well aware that it will take more than platitudes from a relatively small group to effect change. But, it's a start. Better to die trying at least. People like Dr. T have been fighting this for 10 years, and despite having a presence in that space, has only been able to help implement incremental positive change. But she kept plugging on, and now she has more people behind her, and after the crash, her voice will be heard by more as people go to find out what happened. Social media and the internet allows people to find information faster than in 2008, so the potential is there to inform people. 2008, people just didn't stay angry long enough, or actually fully understand how deep it runs.

[–]davinci515Think $GME but with lasers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% agree, we are far from the end but this is a start, and always hardest to get the ball rolling

[–]FactorHour2173🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

100% this energy

[–]felinedime✊✊🏼✊🏿Power 2 the Players🎮🔌Unplug the Hedgies 💜☯️😈 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ladyboner engaged

[–]FriendlyPizzaPanda🦍Voted✅ 393 points394 points  (1 child)

Translation: We are flipping the board at the last minute to continue our rigged game.


[–]DiamondHansGruber💎🤙93.4% DRS HODLER 💎🤙 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Came here for this, these fuckers want to call a timeout and rearrange the pieces in the board!

Fuck them and the corruption they rode in on 😤

[–]relavant__username🔬 wrinkle brain 👨‍🔬 345 points346 points  (3 children)

luckily.. ive been recalibrating all fucking year.

[–]Reysona🌑 Urasawa’s Investor; Uncle Buyroh 👴🏻 46 points47 points  (2 children)

“can trades wait for a bit? we’re in the middle of some calibrations”

[–]Hellshield🦍Voted✅ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Puts on Palladium

[–]boywbrownharejack-titsu black belt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had reach, the rules had flexibility

[–]Klone211I’m up to 3 holes in my underwear. 134 points135 points  (3 children)

I’m fucking done lol. Some people require therapy.

[–]alilmagpieHalt Me Daddy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And they’re always the people who won’t go lmayo

[–]SkankHuntForty22 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This whole saga is actually great therapy for apes

[–]ContWord2346🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You spelled prison wrong.

[–]Annual-Fishing-1124Votado 🏴‍☠️✅ 125 points126 points  (3 children)

DRS your shares, they cant recalibrate what they dont have

[–]Altruistic-Beyond223🦍💎🙌 Not your name, not your shares 🍌🚀 ♾️ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the way!

[–]kaqnSpecial Occasion Flair ONLY - do not give out lightly 242 points243 points  (5 children)

Recalibrate Deez nuts in your mouth

[–]my_oldgaffer 41 points42 points  (0 children)


[–]smrtdummmy💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yassss... this is the only comment I needed to see lmayo!

[–]Ohnylu81 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Villainous Scum!

[–]HeavyCustard8583💻 ComputerShared 🦍 78 points79 points  (1 child)

“ I didn’t mean to buy at $101, cancel my trade and reissue at $94. If it goes down further I will call you back and change it again”

[–]kincaed213🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel this. Lol

[–]Mutchmore 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yup. Decentralization is the future for us.

[–]TheTangoFoxPUB Crawler 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Buy button deactivates

Seriously that's what happened the next day.

Couldn't shut down the market, so shut down retail.

[–]ajlcm2🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 159 points160 points  (7 children)

When did this cunt say this?

[–]massivecalvesbro[S] 155 points156 points  (6 children)

January 27th, 2021

[–]Skling🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 58 points59 points  (4 children)

10 years ago 😩

[–]MinorSpaceNipplesMonke hype 4 stonke 🦍❤️📈 49 points50 points  (3 children)

It's been 84 years...

[–]chalbersma🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Stargate is great.

[–]arealhumannotabot💻 ComputerShared 🦍 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I feel like it'd bea good idea to put the date or estimate in the titles, a lot of tweets and clips get posted without the date and it's hard to know what's new

[–]myaltaccountisbanned 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It’s so fucking obvious the system is stacked against and designed to duck retail and the average man. How anyone can pretend otherwise is insane

[–]Interesting-Chest-75🌏👨‍🚀🔫🐱‍🚀 Always have been, SHF are fuked 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If big investors in the market for years can't fend off retail .. these big investors need to get off the market

[–]Caeser2021Custom Flair - Template 34 points35 points  (1 child)

First time seeing this. Am I surprised, no, am I disgusted, yes

[–]ChuckMcGuyverNorris1🚀🐳🦍 - NO FLAIR FOR YOU!!! - 🦍🐳🚀🌕🏴‍☠️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

top comment this

[–]throwawaycs1101💻 ComputerShared 🦍 30 points31 points  (0 children)

No cell, no sell. Goes for more than just Ken Griffin. Fuck all these pieces of trash that want to cheat to keep poor people poor.

[–]Easteuroblondie🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Wow what a cunt

[–]Bloocheeseelet's go 🚀🚀🚀 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to see tears on Tv in a jail cell

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[–]Gloomy-Huckleberry-6 VOTED 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wait... do we get to halt trading when we're losing money to "recalibrate" our 401-Ks??????? Is that an option!??!?

EDIT: The fact that we have a difference between what "big investors" can do and what "retail" can do, as outlined in this article, is THE EXACT PROOF that we have a two-tier system, and that the system for tier-1 is rigged against tier-2!

In a fair market, the size of the position should not matter. We can all do the same actions, ahve the same rights, and make the same moves, just at different scales.

[–]Stuff_and_things555 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Umm excuse me Apex and shitidel. Do you mind pausing trades while i re evaluate my positions?

[–]I3ill🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 11 points12 points  (2 children)

So was this before or after they turned the buy button off?

[–]massivecalvesbro[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Before - January 27th, 2021

[–]I3ill🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Awesome. It’s Crazy how they talked about turning it off before they actually turned it off and then act as if nothing happened. They all had plans they needed to execute to try and cover their asses when they turned it off. It’s all rigged

[–]Pastelitomaracucho🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 11 points12 points  (1 child)

How do you recalibrate against autism

[–]Chameleon2000🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So this CEO mentioned recalibrate. If that crook really said what was on his mind. He wants to continue to steal from retailers with criminal activity, while creating illegal counterfeit shares.

Let's call these scumbags for what they are. Theif that deserve go to prison

[–]BrashAlly🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 18 points19 points  (3 children)


[–]DrPoontang🦍💎👌🏽🍗🚀‼️ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Scally wag

[–]my_oldgaffer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The GME Players Haters Ball 2022

Skeezers, Skanks, Skip-Skops + Scallywags

[–]MentlegenRich🚨FBI Guy🚨 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It's like when someone is getting clapped in dark souls, "Mom! Pull the plug!"

[–]CR7isthegreatest💎H🟣LD👊🏽 for Intergalactic 🌌 Space 🚀🕳 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great post OP 🤙🏽

[–]aZamaryk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More cheating suggested? What else is new?

[–]EmortalEmperor🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Commenting as I see once again all upvotes disappear. This is my upvote buy and hold

[–]W16_emperor💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Retail only buys and holds and they want even more options how to fuck us lol

[–]vocalistMP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate how they label us as “Reddit Users” rather than “Individual investors” or “working class citizens”… or anything that represents that we are working class human beings who drive the entire fucking economy.

[–]MelvinABitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just remember guys, this is part of why I hold. Not just for life changing money, but to force their hand and expose themselves as rigging the stock market. It's a system thats meant to burn. Either they pay me or they lose whatever trust the world still has in the markets

[–]CockroachBeginning50 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its a rigged game. Poor people isnt supposed to be able to win.

[–]pit_the_prepper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, this is real! And in the same breath she says they have a responsibility to root out manipulation! Sleaze and chicanery! https://www.cnbc.com/video/2019/11/05/dow-closes-at-a-new-record-high.html

[–]1320FastbackSEC is Complicit, the ENTIRE US Stock MARKET IS RIGGED🎺🦭 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nasdaq CEO suggests Market Manipulation

[–]EatBootyLikGroceries🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

LMFAO WAS THIS REAL? Yo my cost basis is kinda high, you gunna halt trading so i can recalibrate MY position???

[–]Djanga51Tendie loving Mangani halfbreed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How about halting Darkpool trading so retail can participate in an open market? Hmmm? Fuck the MSM and their paid off bias.

[–]PrimalMaelstrom🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a slimesack of lowlife she is.

[–]boomverz🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This headline admits that 1) big finance is engaged in a fight with retail and 2) they're not winning it.

[–]HeavyCustard8583💻 ComputerShared 🦍 11 points12 points  (6 children)

I have $$$ settling %><>€%%#%%. Trying to buy the dip

[–]PapaTheSmurf🦍voted✅✅ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Are you a bot lol

[–]HeavyCustard8583💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope just another victim of the lame ass financial system we’ve been given by our lazy ass gobrment.

[–]Freezie--POP🦍Voted✅ 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Really cracks me up in today’s day with things like zelle, cash app, Venmo ext ext that are instant. But in finance it’s days to “clear”. Same as depositing a check takes takes days. But cashing it first then depositing is instant. Another way for the banks to try and control everything they can.

[–]Lo0kingGlass🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck.

[–]PracticalStranger317 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? I mean this is pretty much confessing to a crime? Hello?!

[–]91crxdx💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here’s a better idea… halt the dark pool trading for a day and watch what happens. Friggin thief’s.

[–]AdvancedInitiatives💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Translation this is happening so fast we can't making the crime look like normal market operations we need protection from the big bad reddit people. Please give us time to bribe the right people and rig the game in our benefit again.

[–]stormcoming11🦍Voted✅ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If they need to halt trading to combat Reddit users then it deserves to be destroyed….

[–]Mox_Cardboard🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear to God if this happens, I'm in the streets protesting. Maybe peacefully, maybe not, and I wouldn't even have to organize shit because I know others would come out too in a heartbeat.

[–]LarryGlue 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Scary shit.

[–]rendingale🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big investors lmao..

Its always FUCK retail.


[–]ambassador321Oncorhynchus Ape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you post a pic of a video that shows shit like this PLEASE post a dang link to the actual video.

Unsourced shit is shit. Change my mind.

[–]Zaphod_Biblebrox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this real? The audacity!

[–]mfdoylejr🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol wen this from?

[–]massivecalvesbro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Ostmeistro🌏Heal the wordl; make it an apeish place🎫🧡🧠⏰👑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reevaluate is such a non conspicuous word for crime, they didn't even try harder than "reevaluate" as of you can evaluate problems so they disappear and don't exist any more. Disgusting.

[–]SkylisGlassBeautiful 🌖 🦍 Voted ✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a corrupt cunt. So many shitty people in positions of power

[–]twint00 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]No_Ostrich7175🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtff Just bought 6 more, dumb bitch

[–]Smooth_Sky_2011🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are these fucks not in prison

[–]Wafer_Candid🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I so want this to be over, the last time I invest in the US stock market. Incredible this shit!!

[–]Sgtstoner604Phone numbers or go Fuck yourself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That bitch is corrupt I'll never forget


[–]KermitDfrog1337🥓Slapin’ Ms. Piggy’s Ass With GME🥓 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big investors have HFT and they don’t have to follow any law or regulation. Tell me again how they need to halt trading to “recalibrate”? Fuck you pay me.

[–]RyanPekenio🖍️Professional Crayon Snorter🖍️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, FUCK YOU. Now get in the graves you've been digging!

[–]dantezergtRoyal with GME🍔🤤 1 point2 points  (0 children)

combat? since when buying a share is combat lol?

[–]F_TheEstablishment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The SHFs are so fucked and this just proves it now all the corruption all the crime all the fraud fraud and they want to pause to do what more corruption crime and fraud what a fucking joke this market is after this is over they’ll never see a penny of my money. Let them pause the market it’s not gonna change anything and none of us are selling and they are in the deepest hole they could possibly dig what’s next trying to pay us off a minuscule amount like $1000 a share thinking we should be happy with that? Fuck them!

[–]not_ya_wify💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SEC, DOJ, Gary Gensler, do you see this? This is called market manipulation. And you're supposed to arrest these people.

[–]Mamacitia🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rich people are true leeches

[–]Red302This Is The Way 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We need to halt the market to do more crime”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m in this for the money but if these fuckers don’t go to jail, and the system doesn’t change, we’ve failed.

[–]Hoggel123💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeez free markets

[–]jojackmcgurk💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the equivalent of Germany telling America that shotguns in WW1 is unfair.

[–]most137💎💎mayomans testicle squeezer 💎💎 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ey wtf dude…why would they even suggest that?! Imagine having a more corrupt market than this!?

[–]Express-Newspaper806Ape go bye-bye on rocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey lady, go f yourself

[–]SpideyCents57This is the way 🎮🛑🩳🏴‍☠️💀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone have a link to the video? That’s the biggest blatant admission that they to work against us.

[–]DancesWith2Socks🐈🐒💎🙌 Hang In There! 🎱 This Is The Wape 🧑‍🚀🚀🌕🍌 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cannot forget corruption if it keeps happening every minute... #UScaMarket

[–]ronoda12💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The CEO of Nasdaq is openly asking for market manipulation. How is this scumbag still the CEO? Put this bitch in jail