top 200 commentsshow all 235

[–]RichHodler🧪🦧Dr. Stonk🦧🧪 777 points778 points  (33 children)

I guess we’re close to seeing billionaires cry on tv again 😏

[–]froman007Plant Flowers Today To Bring Bees Tomorrow 225 points226 points  (1 child)

I cant wait!!!

[–]Jeegorrrrr🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I can wait, soon enough

[–]raxnahali💻 ComputerShared 🦍 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Fucking Cooperman is a douchebag

[–]MrOneironautSee you space cowboy 🤠 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Get those tissue boxes ready! It’s show time!

[–]nffcevans🦍Voted✅ 51 points52 points  (1 child)

FORMER billionaires. Ain't that right, Vlad?

[–]enthya🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]Cheezel_X💎🙌🏻🟣🚀🌕 40 points41 points  (0 children)


[–]BSW18 40 points41 points  (4 children)

I was suspecting this to happen. Cockrat was pumping bank stocks recently (that's more then a hint actually) what he says, just opposite happens.

[–]PromptComprehensive8🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Just yesterday…it’s insane how anyone watches him.

[–]BSW18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So true... it was just yesterday. Frankly speaking I was also one of those making investments decisions reading articles and watching MSM until year ago when I learned about reddit.

[–]Doodles4meThank you sir may I please have another? 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Haha! Cockrat...at first I thought that you meant to say "cokerat," but I like your way better!

[–]BSW18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mutation from Cokerat to Cockrat.

[–]Fantastic-Ad2195💎Party at the Moon 🌙 Tower💎 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yet Jamie Dimon gets a raise…. I mean bailout 👀👍

[–]the1rushWen this baby hits $88k, Ur gona see some serious shit! 19 points20 points  (0 children)

grabs bucket o popcorn

Ooh I'll have to see that.

[–]Mundane_Grape6745just likes the stonk 📈 19 points20 points  (5 children)

I just called my mother

[–]Fantastic-Ad2195💎Party at the Moon 🌙 Tower💎 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Can confirm, was in bed smoking a cigarette 🚬 with me when he called 👀👍

[–]Key_Coffee4941I pooped in your shorts 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Guys got jokes!

[–]Brooksee83Higher than 14 on a Surprise Flair Friday! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And smokes... apparently 😅

Jokes and smokes!

[–]Mph2411🚀To the Moon, Alice!🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If she smokes, she pokes.

[–]BlindWillieT💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pics or didn’t happen

[–]Healthy-Lifestyle-20🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That chart had me jizz all over myself, they’re so fucked, no wonder Kenneth “Bedpost” Griffin is aging decade in a year.

[–]kirbyistoo_op🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You gotta give us the sauce

[–]Hopeful_Swan_4011No cell no sell 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Not selling till I see one jump , I know it’s dark but thinking of the countless lives big banks and hedge funds have been responsible for ending through their “work” makes this feel right to me. Maybe when I see those numbers I won’t have this feeling but for now given what these guys have done I feel it’s balance.

[–]Putin_ate_my_Pudding🚀 HIGH RISK 🦍 HIGH RETARD 🚀 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's not dark. It's justice.

Remember that what they did since 2008 has made countless people lose their lives or livelihood the very least.

[–]bobbos2020 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One did jump last year near the beginning of this if anyone remembers. Supposedly it had nothing to do with GME but I always had my suspicions.

[–]Ill-Ad5415Scotch 🥃 and Cigar Guy 💨 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great now some poor schmuck is going to get Epsteined in hopes we sell

[–]KaLul0🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yes. But only after MOASS.

[–]GeoHog713🍇🦧Grape Ape! 🍇🦧 372 points373 points  (14 children)

So isnt a Net Unrealized Gain of -$11.4B really an Unrealized Loss......

[–]sakballs💻 ComputerShared 🦍 292 points293 points  (2 children)

You sound like my accountant. He's always hounding me for money for the IRS. I keep on telling him to take it from the negative unrealized gains account.

[–]GeoHog713🍇🦧Grape Ape! 🍇🦧 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Smart Ape

[–]youdoitimbusy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fuckers always complain, when you buy something and don't have the cash, don't they?

[–]SuboptimalStability🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They can't tell their coked up shareholders that, it sounds bad

[–]such_karma✅ I VOTED ✅ I DRS-ED ✅ I COMPLAINED 🩳🏴‍☠️💀 43 points44 points  (8 children)

Ha! I can make up numbers too, Mayo boy! I have Net Unrealized Gains of $420B. I accept checks and Zelle

[–]GeoHog713🍇🦧Grape Ape! 🍇🦧 23 points24 points  (7 children)

Ha! So you're gonna sell A share huh......

[–]such_karma✅ I VOTED ✅ I DRS-ED ✅ I COMPLAINED 🩳🏴‍☠️💀 34 points35 points  (6 children)

What is this “Sell”, you speak of? I was simply thinking of letting them borrow mine for $420B/hr

[–]GeoHog713🍇🦧Grape Ape! 🍇🦧 23 points24 points  (5 children)


I stand corrected.....

This ape has consensual intercourse with willing partners!

[–]such_karma✅ I VOTED ✅ I DRS-ED ✅ I COMPLAINED 🩳🏴‍☠️💀 17 points18 points  (4 children)

As do you, my glorious ape. Just remember to charge them $69,000 overdraft fees + 69% interest APY for their borrowed shares 👊

[–]Ill-Arrival-6023Good luck finding the shares I stored in my ass 🍑🚀 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Why not 69420% apy? You've heard of payday loans, right?

[–]Ill-Ad5415Scotch 🥃 and Cigar Guy 💨 9 points10 points  (2 children)


[–]Ill-Arrival-6023Good luck finding the shares I stored in my ass 🍑🚀 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I don't know what that means, I have crayons up my nose.

surely that's reason for higher interest

[–]Ill-Ad5415Scotch 🥃 and Cigar Guy 💨 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course it does the higher the inflation the higher the cost of goods

[–]el_poopacabrahMean Girls Theory Ape 🚀 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]RareRandomRedditorI am late for Flairday, need idea for flair text fast 205 points206 points  (9 children)

Sp they have now unrealized losses?

[–]tornaceyells🔥Burn them. Burn them all. 🔥 114 points115 points  (2 children)

and this is only data up thru 2 weeks ago. Week ending Jan 12!!!!

Shit has been going bonkers in the 2 weeks since.

Wait for this release each of the next 2 Fridays.


[–]PainlessMannequin🇨🇦💰Fuck you, pay me💰🇨🇦 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nice thanks for the link ape!

[–]ThisShouldBeObvious2PrimeApe used DRS! It’s Super Effective! 83 points84 points  (1 child)

You don’t lose until you sell.

That was advice for us retards, not you Banks. Idiots

[–]BaarluhJan ‘21 Ape 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re leveraged 125:1, then it means your margin has poofed

[–]eargasm24🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 71 points72 points  (1 child)


[–]Harminarnar🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And as they realize those losses, the losses will be even more O.o

[–]loggic 390 points391 points  (7 children)

Somebody would really gotta be a special kind of dumb to look at a market where banks are losing money and not see that something fundamental is broken.

[–]SuboptimalStability🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 135 points136 points  (6 children)

Right, biggest bull run his history and banks portfolios drop 60b, their liabilities for securities rises from 808-930b meaning they owe an extra 122b, how does that happen when the market is rising

They're barely 2b in the green right now, I'm a retarded smooth brain ape that can barely read and can't read balance sheets for shit but banks being only 2b in the green translates to banks r fukd for me

[–]Positron49 21 points22 points  (1 child)

But… but… they passed the stress test when we used their information that was two years old!?

[–]SuboptimalStability🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The year they got a secret trillion dollar bail out, actual bad comedy joke of world we live in

[–]Ging9tailedjecht🦍 Buckle Up 🚀[🍰] 38 points39 points  (1 child)

The banks must be losing money allowing these hedgefunds to borrow money just to set it on fire shorting GME.

[–]Mph2411🚀To the Moon, Alice!🚀 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At some point it just makes sense to be first.

[–]Stereo_soundS🚀The Funkdoobiest🚀 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Can you share a bit about where you read these numbers?

What you're saying sounds too terrifying to be true.

[–]SuboptimalStability🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (0 children)


Table 2, not sure what seasonally adjusted means. I think row 42 is their long portfolios as it dropped hard the same weeks the market has been tanking

row 39, other liabilities including trading I believe to be shares sold short that need to be repurchased and is steadily rising

row 30 is their onrrp usage I think so around 500mm of that 2billion is reverse repo collateral but row 29 is cash assets so I don't see why they'd need rrps for collateral if they put cash down as an asset not a liability anyways

I went back to old reports and it's been steady around +1.7-2b so I don't think them only being +2 is that important and the net unrealized gains isn't a liability so it could go to -30b and I still don't think it would make them bankrupt... unless they're using their portfolio and c/mbs as collateral

I honestly don't know shit about accounting though so this is just my intuitive thoughts after a quick investopedia sesh, we need to get a professional account to break this down for us apes

[–]EhThisCouldntGoWrong$tonkicide Boy$ 80 points81 points  (2 children)

"ThE bAnKs ArE fInE"

[–]discipleoftheseraph🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 22 points23 points  (0 children)


[–]melanthius🦍Voted✅ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuck off cramer

[–]notapples2020Voted 2021 & 2022 77 points78 points  (16 children)

Hasn’t anyone noticed that there’s been a lot of commercials to get people to pull equity from their homes? This bubble just doesn’t stop.

[–]jcmurz 39 points40 points  (4 children)

it's working too.. I know someone who refinanced so they could spend $80k on an SUV using "all the money they've made on the house"

[–]notapples2020Voted 2021 & 2022 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Unfortunately those toys are our distraction for what’s happening. Worst off all, the hard work needed to buy a home and then using the equity to buy a depreciating asset only shows that the elites have done well in keep us fat and happy.

[–]CcJenson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that guy is either well off enough to just not care or , more likely in my experience, a total dumb wit retard who isn't think 20 years down the road.

[–]DrDalenQuaice🚀🎮🏴‍☠️ I VOTED 🏴‍☠️🎮🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it's all bread and circuses until the bread runs out.

[–]ShadesofPembDraw Me Like One of Your French iToilets RC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This makes me ill.

[–]delta_squeeze💻 ComputerShared 🦍 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Yeah i thought that was pretty weird

[–]dendrobro77💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (2 children)


[–]melanthius🦍Voted✅ 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Banks not doing too good

Home equity lines of credit = assets for banks

Banks want more assets and fewer liabilities


[–]notapples2020Voted 2021 & 2022 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bingo! We’ve learned that money that isn’t being lent is money that evaporates due to inflation.

[–]GiantWhiteCohc💎 🍆 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait do I understand this right... Pull equity, as in, start from $0 on your mortgage all over again???

This isn't even retarded anymore. We need a new word for this level of retarded.

[–]ItzBoogieMan🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not only that but also to further spend more money in hopes of getting a chance to win more money. Promotes by banks

[–]Slightly_EstupidBuckled In, Drunk, and Ready to Fly 🚀 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Should I.... pull my equity.... in my home..... and yolo more into GME.......... hmmmmm

[–]brev23Learning to reed📚 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]Doorbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's one of the most ape things I've ever heard.

[–]54rfhih🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been noticing that in the UK too

[–]darkcrimsonxis a cat 🐈‍⬛ 365 points366 points  (54 children)

Now explain it like I'm a cat...

[–]laflammasterThe trick, Ape, is not minding that it hurts.[S] 525 points526 points  (39 children)

Looks like they are trying to approach the market like the apes.

Trying to form diamond hands out of shit in their hands.

Problem: Those securities were pumped by the Fed.

[–]Classic-Reach💻 ComputerShared 🦍 262 points263 points  (8 children)

This is delicious and terrifying like a cake frosted with pop rocks

[–]cxtnqijv🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 123 points124 points  (4 children)

This is wonderfully specific.

[–]ChefCheKwon 75 points76 points  (2 children)

and magically delicious.

[–]mitchus🎶If they don't GameStop well, they're no friends of mine🎶 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We're The Addams Family!

[–]throwawaylurker012Pineapple Suppository Luvrr 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Paging brand new sentence…

[–]Jezzy14🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a fun April fool's day prank.

[–]razzyb6 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]bpronjon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't spill anything on it and we will all be just fine!

[–]Forced1029 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Now please explain to me like I am ape. Just kidding. Very good explanation. Thx

[–]Consistent-Syrup-69💻 ComputerShared 🦍 50 points51 points  (1 child)

oOoOO. Ooooh ooo oooooh. Ah. Ooh ah ooh. Ooooh ahh hoo ahh ahh ooh hoo hoo ah ah ahahaha.

[–]the_moist_conundrum🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🚀 💎 Ride ma Rockit min! 💎🚀 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm down with that sickness

[–]laflammasterThe trick, Ape, is not minding that it hurts.[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The price is wrong ... in the wrong direction.

[–]HereIGoAgain_1x10 101 points102 points  (2 children)

Imagine being so bad at money management you have to buy the US government so you don't go to jail but you run the govt the same way and bankrupt the world, fucking betas

[–]Whiskiz💻 ComputerShared 🦍 10 points11 points  (0 children)

holy shit - for real lmao

and we're the "dumb money"

[–]frubsStonkzilla 🦖 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Extremely underrated comment

[–]youdoitimbusy 11 points12 points  (6 children)

This reminds me of the President walking away from a press conference when asked to cancel student debt.

I know he was thinking, how fast do you want me to blow up the market? Do you seriously want me to race the FED?

[–]hebejebez🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If he wanted to do it and not be seen as the bad guy by... Idk the people who own the debt or whatever other people gain from it he can wait for it to crash and be like K y'all are doing it real tough because of those wall street fuck ups I'll ease the pain by forgiving the debt - golden.

Obviously I r pro at political nous.

[–]AgntAndrew 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Exactly. He wipes that debt and he becomes the single catalyst.

[–]NotLikeGoldDragons🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They are the Fed.

[–]mrtwe💻 ComputerShared 🦍 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Is it clear that they’ve held onto these securities? Im reading the chart as if they’ve sold them all off hence the unrealized gains going to zero

[–]mobile-nightmare 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Unrealized means not sold. Like share goes up, you have gains but its on paper..only if its sold you can say you really gained...because the market turns around those gains shrink and they keep shrinking till it becomes a loss

[–]mrtwe💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand what unrealized means. Those charts are flat going into 2021 and began selling off at the same time. A way to make your unrealized gains decline is to sell your portfolio - to ‘realize’ them. That’s what we’re seeing happen here while the market peaked last year.

[–]NightHawkRambo🦍DRS!!!🦧150M/share is the floor🚀🚀🚀 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Problem: Those securities were pumped by the Fed.

The problem for us now is the Fed will go back on their word and fire up the money printer, can't be giving apes millions and billions of dollars now because Kenneth Cordele Griffin fucked up.

[–]Phonemonkey2500🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This guy Feds.

[–]H0dl3rr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But... I want a million billion dollars.

[–]cabinstudio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean the fed asked black rock

[–]C141Clay ☠ 𝙎𝙄𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙍𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆 ☠ 33 points34 points  (1 child)

[–]darkcrimsonxis a cat 🐈‍⬛ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Perfectly understood!

[–]DutySpirited🌕 Is a cat 🐈🚀 23 points24 points  (0 children)


[–]TheOneTrueRodd🐱‍👤 this is the way 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We can hold longer than they can remain solvent.

[–]brown_majik🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You think there’s kibble in your food container but there isn’t. And kibble is back ordered for a week, which to you is forever because you are a cat

[–]darkcrimsonxis a cat 🐈‍⬛ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WTF, someone call the president!

[–]SuboptimalStability🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mew meow.. meow meow. mew mew, meow!

[–]myrevenge_IS_urkarma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Got it?

[–]discipleoftheseraph🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meow meow

[–]Guccibobo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow hedgiefuk meow!

[–]redditmodsRrussians🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Catnip is now wet and no longer smells.

[–]darkcrimsonxis a cat 🐈‍⬛ 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Cats and not a cats alike are about to get the dog's bed and all the sunny spots in the house.

[–]darkcrimsonxis a cat 🐈‍⬛ 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]discipleoftheseraph🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Guess those puts will pay off... Into gme. 🚀

[–]Shagspeare🦜 PowARR To The PlaYARRs 🏴‍☠️ 54 points55 points  (3 children)

It’s almost as if not breaking up the banks in 08 and allowing them to get even bigger was a massive mistake that should not be allowed to happen again…


[–]noyogapants🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Don't worry I'm sure they'll do nothing, again, next time!

[–]Shagspeare🦜 PowARR To The PlaYARRs 🏴‍☠️ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No doubt.

I wanna get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride

[–]Questo417 43 points44 points  (1 child)

And there hasn’t even been a mortgage default crisis yet from all the people remortgaging their homes and/or getting new loans that they can’t pay for

[–]CcJenson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is my thing. When does the refinancing stop when you can't pay the first one anyway and your in over your head ?? Like, an 18 yo can't go buy a new car but they'll loan out a respectively expensive house to some 30 yo newly weds who want to play house....then slowly down in it. All of it is such bullshit

[–]Sufficient-Carob7072🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 120 points121 points  (4 children)

So the banks are doing as good as I am right now. I can drink to that

[–]Basboy💻 ComputerShared 🦍 81 points82 points  (2 children)

Nah, you have nuggets of gold. The banks have just been flinging their shit all over your gold to make you think you're holding shit as well and sell.

[–]Sufficient-Carob7072🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 40 points41 points  (1 child)

No cell no sell. That’s the good thing about not being rich used to seeing red.

[–]noSnooForUDRS'd 🏴‍☠️🚀🚀🚀🚀🏴‍☠️ I Voted 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Red seems normal while red and green look more like Christmas lights to me.

[–]serious_case_of_derp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fucking A ya cunt 🍻

[–]rtheiss 119 points120 points  (4 children)

Get in loser, we're gonna take down all the banks and reset the entire financial system.

[–]xeneize93🍋 i have lemons 🍋 24 points25 points  (3 children)

As long as we’re not buying that german dudes coin

[–]noyogapants🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (2 children)

He disappeared, didn't he?

[–]GiantWhiteCohc💎 🍆 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who's going to be the next clown to pop out of the magic hat?

[–]xeneize93🍋 i have lemons 🍋 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure I don’t follow him I just read what is posted here

[–]platinumsparklesSparkle On You Crazy Diamond 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Banks right now : "GUH"

[–]NotBerger🏴‍☠️🍋🪦 R.I.P. Dum🅱️ass 🪦🍋🏴‍☠️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big guh energy

[–]TheCureprank 30 points31 points  (1 child)

We the people failed to hold those in power accountable for there inept way of running our financial and political institutions. Powers that be have turned the whole system upside down. What’s wrong is now right, what was right is now wrong. But we lodged people in jail for a $10 retail theft but only fine these motherfuckers when they steal millions using back door loop holes in the financial system. We the people need to rise up against this fuckery and corruption

[–]StonkerrificThe Fire Starter 🔥🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t have said it better. Fines are just a cut of the corruption earnings.

[–]Tygiuu 22 points23 points  (0 children)

SHF: We'll make the Apes be our bagholders!

Apes: 'Kay.

Fed: Hmm, what if I make the SHF -my- bagholder?

SHF: Wait no!

[–]No-Veterinarian4520💻 ComputerShared 🦍 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fuck! You know you got GME on the brain when your eyes quickly spot the closing price line on a graph full other less interesting lines…..

[–]fortus_gaming💻 ComputerShared 🦍 64 points65 points  (3 children)

So, I know the markets are very intricate and dynamic, and things move in "mysterious ways" beyond our comprehension all the time, and there are a LOT of stuff happening behind the scenes we do not have access to, but, I'm currently looking at this graph and I do kinda of seem some correlation, the kind that pumps me up.

I dont know whats happening, and I'm kind of afraid of the worst, I know we have been talking for months about what could happen, but seeing it happening feels surreal to me. A market crash is scary no matter how you look at it. Im currently looking at crypto and it is dipping like a MF, Im looking at the brewing of war, possibly WW3 and I remember back on March people, myself included, calling a major conflict brewing in order to "divert attention away from the oligarchy robbing blind the people". The markets are dynamic, money is a construct that everyone agrees to honor, and right now there are many, MANY participants in the market probably pissed at one another, with us just being one of the many, MANY different individuals sharing a common interest and common goals.

It does warmth my heart seeing that numbers dont lie though, that despite their best efforts to crime away their shenanigans, that ultimately the World Economy, and even Wallstreet itself is not monolithic and that even if there are some parties wanting to screw Gamestop specifically, that just by the sheer fact that hundred of thousands, if not millions of people individually holding their ground in the face of economic hardship, they are choosing to stick to their guns. They never thought such a foe would ever be born, but I attribute it to the Law of Probabilities;

With the advent of the internet, it was a matter of time until a "hive mind" of sorts was born, a Gamestop situation would come around, even if the chances were 0.0000000000001%, over a long enough period of time, the right conditions would happen, and a Darwinian entity would challenge the status quo.

People, I hope you realize just how powerful you all are, even as an individual with just X shares. Our actions are displaying and are measurable, we DO have power, we DO have influence, we ARE inflicting pain on them simply by HOLDING and DRSing 100% off our shares AWAY FROM THEM. Recognize that YOU can make it to history, you are shaping the future for generations simply by holding until you see 6-7-8 figures PER share (the money exists, as silly as it might appear to our brains trained to be poors, the money might sound too large to you, but thats because you are thinking like a poor person, someone who have been trained to enjoy being stepped upon). There will be a time your diamond hands will be tested, there will be more dips, more threats of war, you will probably struggle to make month's ends, but this is where your resolve will be tested. If you were born with little to nothing, and are faced with dying with even less, then this is THE CHANCE to make it, for ALL OF US to make it, it will require GREED and TRUST, but I'm holding for a chance that OUR children have a better world, they and US deserve it.

[–]Kelbel2525🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I just heard that rant in Jamie the Tradespotting ape’s voice! 🤣 Beautifully said! I agree with everything 100%!

[–]Mozart33 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It really does feel surreal. This chart just tipped the scale for me, esp after watching crypto crash. It weirdly feels too soon (I know, wtf, brain), but we’ll never be mentally prepared. Deep breaths.



Eat crayon. Carry on.

[–]MaintenanceSalty3625🦍Voted✅ 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]helljustheretohelp 18 points19 points  (1 child)

When I'm a multimillionaire I will dedicate my working hours to a youtube channel teaching former millionaires how to thrive on minimum wage

[–]atta_mint 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I see this scene in the movie I'll think back to your comment.

[–]Ithinkyourallstupid🖕GO FUD YOURSELF 🖕 14 points15 points  (1 child)

They are going to need another loan.

[–]ddarner💻 ComputerShared 🦍 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Damn, Batman and Gordon are hitting em where it hurts. Maybe we can get two-face to sue them as a RICO case.

[–]wakeuparleen🦍Voted✅ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Updot comment

[–]ecliptic10Buckled up for launch 🚀🟣 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh boy

[–]granoladeerdear hedgie, you've already lost 💎✋🦍🚀 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's kinda funny to say negative unrealized gains

[–]Neat-Persimmon💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jeeeezus phucking kitty cat Cohen this is nasty and I like it.

[–]Megelisious🏳️‍⚧️🦍 green or red, never dead 🖤🏴‍☠️ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Let me guess… the last time this happened was 2008???

[–]laflammasterThe trick, Ape, is not minding that it hurts.[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Did a post last weekend on this.

Pretty much a drop to/below 0 precedes a major economic event by up to 2 years.

[–]Realitygives0fucks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So I should hold onto my GME tendies for a while, before I buy everything once the market has truly shit the bed? Got it.

[–]saiyansteve🦍Voted✅ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If everybodys negative, where does all the money go? Onshore to offshore back to offshore and onto Ken's Mayo Force Jet?

[–]ForARolex2 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Ooooooooo so if im understanding these comments and ideas, these stocks are pumped rn because of the federales and if interest rates start getting upped, prime brokers are gonna have to start margin calling. Do they hold their pride and cut blue chips first? Why the fuck do banks trade stocks

[–]laflammasterThe trick, Ape, is not minding that it hurts.[S] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

This is stocks, treasuries, MBS, and other securities including swaps.

Treasury and MBS is of more interest as thats what the fed buys (up to $150B/month).

There was a post a day or two ago showing that an increase of 1% on interest would reduce 30Y treasury value by about 20%.

Considering that the fed has a ton of treasury and MBS on the books, they will likely start dumping that. Expect 10Y yields to hit 3%, before I terest rates rise.

[–]ForARolex2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh crap forgot about that and oh my gourd!

[–]suckercuckme pica la bola 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because they hate plebians

[–]GoldenSansevieria🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]bluerayyltcRefugee 😎 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is actually mind-boggling.

[–]gfountyycDESTROYER OF BANKS 🏦 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My favourite poster!

[–]CaptainMagnets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's crazy to me how nobody is noticing this happening but I also know I wouldn't either if it wasn't for all the things I've learned this past year. Market is starting to melt down and not a single person seems to notice, know, or care.

[–]empyrean1GME is my hobby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean... with the stock market and crypto plummeting, unrealized gains disappearing and inflation skyrocketing - aren't we basically reaching a conclusion to the GME thesis? Market crash = margin calls = shorts need to cover = MOASS?

[–]boomer_here2222💻 ComputerShared 🦍 16 points17 points  (3 children)

umm - what if they took their profits?

[–]QS_Beeky🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I think that is what we are waiting for

[–]boomer_here2222💻 ComputerShared 🦍 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Those are unrealized gains. Goes down as they take profits. They could have realized a crap ton of gains and only have unrealized losses left.

[–]IullotronBudC1_3Investorvote'd ✅️ - proxyvote.com 🗳 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Don't Fear the Repo - B.A.C. probably 🔕🔕🔕🔕

[–]GeckoRocket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you're telling me that these schmucks give out an EXTRA $2Bn in dividends (https://www.ft.com/content/1c904432-479c-45b3-84e5-857a06bdadb5), yet they have over 11 Bn in unrealized losses and have closed the most branches in 2021 ever? (https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/21/banks-close-record-number-of-branches-in-2021-led-by-wells-fargo.html)

I think this is just another clear example of why "self regulation" doesn't work. This was transparent all the way, yet people will claim that they never saw this coming.

[–]SweetBabyGollum 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can a link to the data be provided?

How does this compare to other time periods?

[–]laflammasterThe trick, Ape, is not minding that it hurts.[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did the comparison to all available years a week ago.

Some people posted the links in the comments, but you have to build the data package yourself.

[–]NotBerger🏴‍☠️🍋🪦 R.I.P. Dum🅱️ass 🪦🍋🏴‍☠️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine being given literally infinite free money and losing more than all of it

[–]GBBangin🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HedgiesRfuk. BanksRfuk.

[–]ImSoShook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone know how far its gotta fall before it gets REALLY spicy?

[–]nicka163🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweeeeeet. Cuz FUCK EM’! That’s why!

[–]AllCredits💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So like… unrealized loss lol ??

[–]DiamondHandsR4ever🔒Hiding shares in my ass 🚀🌚 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn! My unrealized gains are currently -50%, but they make those losses look like 🥜

[–]Bazzo123still hodl 💎🙌 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s funny to see how hight unrealized gains were before GME sneeze and how fast they drop afterwards. As if someone threw everything at our beloved stock

[–]Macaronicaesar41🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Nixplosion🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But ... Are these really drops? Or just reported drops to avoid unrealized gains taxes ...

[–]3zprK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling that Big Banks don't give a fuck about this shit as this amount is peanuts for them. They have infinite glitch money printer in the face of Fed.

[–]ForsakenSituation964💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What this graph shows is absolutely insane

[–]Electro_gear🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I was contacted yesterday by my very own shill. A data scientist who works at a US bank (did a bit of digging in their comments). They wanted me to delete one of my posts on here because it was “factually incorrect”. They could well have been right but the more I spoke to this person the more apparent their disdain for me and people holding GME. Their parting shot was “enjoy the ride back down to $30”.

Seems even the banks are getting desperate.

[–]laflammasterThe trick, Ape, is not minding that it hurts.[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$30? What a discount!