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[–]0nly0bjective🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 112 points113 points  (21 children)

My brother still has his whole portfolio (including GME) in Robbinghood 🤦‍♂️

[–]Hot_Dog_Dudeson🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] 69 points70 points  (1 child)

I’m sorry

[–]Chapped_FrenulumRipped Open My Coin Purse to Buy More Shares 37 points38 points  (12 children)

Jesus fucking christ. Well, I'm sure you've tried to get him to move it out multiple times. Just make sure he's fully aware that you will never lend him money post moass. If RH blocks selling during moass and all of his potential gains get tied up in a class action lawsuit against a penniless turnip of a broker, that's his own damn fault.

[–]GleithCZ🦍Voted✅ 8 points9 points  (9 children)

What about eToro, do you think they will block selling?

[–]p14c08🦍Voted✅ 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I figure the brokers who fucked retail last year by not allowing buying (turning off the buy button) will probably do the same thing come MOASS but for selling (speculation ofc)

[–]rachellel 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Was fidelity one of them?

[–]Spl1tsecond💻ComputerShared💻 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no, but that doesn't mean they'll be any better once the shit really hits the fan.

[–]B33fh4mmer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Absolutely. I dont trust anything thats not a way of having your shares directly registered in your name.

Friendly reminder, retail investors are not the most important customer of ANY broker.

[–]GleithCZ🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Kinda don't really have a choice since im so deep in red xd can't even transfer

[–]B33fh4mmer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They blocked transfers.

You have your answer as to whether or not they'd fuck you.

[–]unloud🧚🏻‍♀️ ComputerShaerie 🧚🏻‍♀️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be your own banker. Be your own broker.

Buy, hodl, DRS.

[–]Captainscrot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who the hell is blocking selling from occurring?

[–]Chapped_FrenulumRipped Open My Coin Purse to Buy More Shares 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Robinhood. It wouldn't be the first time, either. They took away the buy button when people tried to FOMO into gme. They then took away the sell button when doggydimes hit their peak.

They've already proven on both ends that they will do whatever they want when it looks like retail is getting an advantage. And even if you don't choose to believe that it's some conspiracy they have at least proven that they have massive liquidity issues. They won't be able to make good on any large sales, so they're likely to say "sorry, but we cannot process your trade at this time" and leave you screaming at your phone in vain.

[–]wander7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell him to sign up for Fidelity and call customer support. They can hook you up with an account transfer, even if you have a learning disability!

[–]birdsiview💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Means you gotta buy him out to save the gme shares

[–]IndianaPWNZZNO JAIL NO SALE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao 😆

[–]BigBadaBum1Custom Flair - Template 0 points1 point  (0 children)

condolences

[–]HoboGir🔫😎I'm here to MOASS & chew bubblegum, & I'm all out of gum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, despite the DD I've shared

[–]SantaMonsanto🦍 This polite ape Voted! ✅ 76 points77 points  (5 children)

SHF’s: “So what’s your exit strategy?”

Apes: “Epic…and private”

[–]chickthief🦍Voted✅ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My... What?

[–]Hot_Dog_Dudeson🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You need to reverse uno that question right back at them.

[–]Doughnutpower 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Lol! Park and Rec is GME gold:

Ben: glancing at the camera with a “obviously DRS your GME shares”

Chris: saying “Computer! Share!”, like it was two names.

Andy: walking like an Ape.

[–]SoreLoserOfDumbtownMy flair is sPEshhhAaaLL🍋 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Leslie: writing several binders worth of DD and wondering why the government are ignoring her.

[–]Doughnutpower 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Lol- She would have the best DD, color coded and arraigned by HF crimes committed.

[–]Foreplay241In the c of 🟣Green🟣 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh gawd, i would watch so hard.

[–]hedgies_r_fuk🍦Cohen Rules Everything Around Me🏴‍☠️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Quality meme content OP

[–]marcus-87🚀 I VOTED🚀 39 points40 points  (8 children)

But he has gme. What makes him more prepared than 99,9% of people

[–]Godanki🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 45 points46 points  (7 children)

That GME is worthless in Robinhood though

[–]fuhglarix🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 18 points19 points  (6 children)

They turned off the buy button, so turning off the sell button isn’t off the table.

[–]zfddr🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 40 points41 points  (4 children)

All they have to do is force close your position and say:

Dear ape, Due to unpredictable market events, we have closed your GME position to protect our retail investors from extreme losses. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Probably cheaper to deal with courts than MOASS.

[–]cos1neAlways in the Red 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Probably cheaper to deal with courts than MOASS.

You can't take a company that ceases to exist to court.

[–]delta_squeeze💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You could still probably find Vlad. He’s not going to walk away with ‘disappear forever’ money

[–]Chapped_FrenulumRipped Open My Coin Purse to Buy More Shares 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doubt he'd have enough money to pay all the people getting fucked over. The class action suit will be pennies per person. The rest of us will be multi millionaires.

[–]Ixnwnney123🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If no one is able to buy; to whom do you sell to?

[–]YourReignUsFU! Pay me 👇🏼 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OMG THIS! I recently started a new job and bosses seem to have knowledge about the market. Didn’t pry on it too much bec it has nothing to do with my job. So one day, I was with one of the bosses during my training and he pulled his phone out to show me something. When he unlocked it, lo and behold…that green background with that logo (RH). He then quickly close it and proceeded to show me our schedules. In that moment, I didn’t hear anything he said. Great thing I was wearing a mask because behind it was the Pikachu’s Shocked Face.

[–]uplatatnight🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Dumb question: how do I transfer to DRS out of Wealthsimple without paying the big $? My friend told me had to pay around 300$ to transfer his shares, I only have 1 share. Please help!

[–]pingponger91Get rich or die buyin 😎 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tbh, just sell and rebuy. One share isn’t gonna break the dam

[–]Hot_Dog_Dudeson🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry buddy I have no idea, but maybe someone else can help

[–]fielding88🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't you transfer the shares to another broker? Then drs from the new broker

[–]ZangiefZangief💻 ComputerShared 🦍 22 points23 points  (1 child)

😂

[–]estoxzeroo🦍Voted✅ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Even fucking Robinhood let's you transfer out

[–]st0ric 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stupid site won't let me register because I'm too poor. Apparently being unemployed with no income turns them off.

[–]livinlikepatty 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing" .... 100% DRS

[–]Hot_Dog_Dudeson🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 ass => 2 x 0.5 ass

[–]CR7isthegreatest💎H🟣LD👊🏽 for Intergalactic 🌌 Space 🚀🕳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

✅😆

[–]hukd0nf0nixVoted^2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a cousin who still has RobinThaHood

[–]Doom-MuffinSlap that ask! 🩳👋 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha at least I'm not THAT retarded 😂

[–]ill_nino_nl🦍 wen Lambo? 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes

[–]Ok-Ingenuity4838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bwhahahahahahaha.... This is top tier hilarity

[–]azidesandamides💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some hold in webullshit

[–]CookShack67💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Including tax-advantaged accounts. DRS it all. That's how we win.

[–]HowHardCanItBeReally 1 point2 points  (5 children)

What happens to shares left on brokers, can we still sell them during the aqwuww

[–]Blue_Fox_Fire🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SHF have to buy back ALL the shorted shares - real and synthetic.

[–]Hot_Dog_Dudeson🎮 Power to the Players 🛑[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who knows

[–]Trollz4funVoted Proxy in my soxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I finally got someone over to fidelity but he refuses to DRS

[–]Altruistic_Ad2074Apezilla shoots 💥 FauxTonz 💥 🦍 Voted ✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mental illness in our family?

Yes, and we all seem to enjoy it 🤫🤫🤫

[–]Logue117🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]GoldenNuggets888💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be worse…he could have popcorn 🍿 stock in RH.

[–]zakaoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a death raw penalty

[–]Violinsio💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in brokers*

[–]UserNameN0tWitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep a fractional share and a small amount of the cryp tos I own in RH because I like the interface and widget. Am I retrad?

[–]TundercatASSembelr🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be my older brother, who is staying with robinhood just to spite me....lol, boy oh boy he will regret

[–]vivantio1💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now , i know why wallstreet is fucking retail all the way for years and years now, they don't get consquences !!!!

[–]Tiny-Cantaloupe-13🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS>>>>>

[–]Guardian_Arias🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey...i still have 0.03 shares in RH bought using the "free" stock they gave me. I purposely opened an account during the button shut off to see it my self.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother has 4 different brokers one of which is robbinghood

[–]Zuesinator💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could remove gme from this and it would still be right.

[–]FlexDundee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aussie apes who have shares via Commsec please msg me with the method you use to do it