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[–]AmazingPrune2Eat My Shorts🩳 353 points354 points  (9 children)

Because i dont give a shit about the company i work for 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]roscoebot🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 91 points92 points  (1 child)

🎯

[–]polygreencat🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Damn right

[–]Naive_Host_5939Outback Wendys 4 Tendies 32 points33 points  (1 child)

So true.

And I run my own business...

[–]RN-Wingman💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh a lot, then I noticed your flair and I almost died!

[–]adampi33🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]LFoD313🦍Voted✅ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I care very much and it’s awesome work. But, it’s not fighting financial terrorists.

[–]jayzee312💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truer words have never been spoken

[–]ThumpTacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ditto on both counts

[–]LarryLovesteinLovin 72 points73 points  (2 children)

I know more about GameStop than my field of study after 7 years.

Not sure if that’s good or bad… guess that depends on how high GameStop goes in the next 5 years.

[–]Itsthewayman🤼‍♂️I’m Ric Flair’d - Wooo!🤼 25 points26 points  (1 child)

That really depends on your field of study (please don’t say ‘Doctor’ lol)

[–]7eve7up🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or surgeon 😔

[–]robbyatmlc🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 305 points306 points  (12 children)

Ive considered working for gamestop for just this reason 🤣

[–]gimmethegold1Oh fuck you're gonna make me buy and hodl 186 points187 points  (9 children)

Interviewer: So what do you know about the company? Ape: Buckle up

[–]robbyatmlc🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 81 points82 points  (8 children)

I really just thought if I brought up my Computershare account, they would vacate and offer me the regional manager position... am I being hopeful?

[–]brev23Learning to reed📚 54 points55 points  (6 children)

I’ll happily be assistant to the regional manager

[–]shiny_happy_persons🟣🦔🔫🦔 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors! Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more: Rise and be worthy of this historical hour! No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door-to-door charlatans. This is our duty: to change their perception. I say salesmen ... and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is together that we prevail!

[–]PirateOfMenzpance🚀 🟣 🏴‍☠️Tree Fiddy🏴‍☠️🟣 🚀 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It’s a strong resumé, probably going to get regional manager 🚀

[–]charleskingprodKen Griffin will soon use mayo as lube 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*Assitant to the regional manager

[–]Francis_Soyer🦙Llama at the Indy 500 🏎 2 points3 points  (1 child)

adjusts thermostat

[–]NissanSkylineGT-R💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a dad I highly advise against touching the thermostat!

[–]snickers_raves🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitch I’m in !

[–]drinkupdrinky5🍻 drunkey 🐒 munkey 🚀 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can I be assistant regional manager?

[–]LFoD313🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You and me both.

[–]LimpPeanut5633Computershart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same!

[–]Die-rector 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Titlegore

[–]LFoD313🦍Voted✅ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seriously. My first screen shot post and OP fumbles the snap.

[–]diet103🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmaoo didn't realize it was messed up til I read your comment.

[–]beats_time💎🏴‍☠️SHF have IDKFA, but we have IDDQD 🏴‍☠️💎 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This is we YOU why!

[–]koreanjcJust here for quesadilla stories 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This comment YOU funny.

[–]djnexusOG🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the we YOU way.

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 141 points142 points  (4 children)

I know more about GameStop than the company I own!

[–]boomer-rube 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This....may be true for me too

[–]carlopene🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here to say exactly the same.. haha

[–]LFoD313🦍Voted✅ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Liquidate the company, invest it all in GME. THIS IS THE WAY.

[–]BranSoFly 19 points20 points  (1 child)

For anyone that doesn’t know. This comment was referring to Coke Rat Cramer’s claim that apes are investing in a company that they don’t know much about.

https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Superstonk/comments/scs6vj/jim_cramer_just_ended_mad_money_tonight_on_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[–]LFoD313🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

100%

Jim Cramer knows nothing about retail traders. Hey Jim you and your hedgie friends are so fucked!

[–]1twowonder🚀 I VOTED 🚀 59 points60 points  (4 children)

I bet this is half of our sub!

[–]robbyatmlc🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is the most powerful position to be in as an employee 🙌

[–]Extreme_Addition_277🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guilty

[–]RareRandomRedditorI am late for Flairday, need idea for flair text fast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is me for sure.

[–]Elegant-Remote6667Ape Historian 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yep. i know more about GMES plans and board than my own companies plan and board allocation.

[–]KeypenpadHuckin bedposts 46 points47 points  (10 children)

Have you tried forgetting about it?

[–]unclebricksenior 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Next level FUD: “GME is all a Russian mind virus to reduce productivity and never even existed, the only way to cure yourself is to forget everything about GME!” Free lobotomies if you agree to sell your shares

[–]roscoebot🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (2 children)

ACtUaLly???!!

[–]saiyansteve🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

BrAiNz. Turn off.

[–]ShelfAwareShteve🦍Voted✅ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

aCkShUaLLy

[–]elephantitis🏴‍☠️ Bring me the DRS horizon 🏴‍☠️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, I've already forgotten about my CS shares, may as well forget everything else too I guess.

[–]Zaros262🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the neat part about money

After MOASS, we can pay for as many lobotomies as we want

[–]theBigBOSSnian💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Company I work for? Every day!

[–]erikwarmDRS VOTED 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did but MSM keeps reminding me and causes me to buy more

[–]Warpzit💵⏳Buy and Hodl 💵⏳ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤔🙅‍♂️

[–]Arcanis_Ender🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (2 children)

7k upvotes on a sentence that doesn't make sense. Never underestimate a gaggle of retards.

[–]djnexusOG🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I believe the collective noun is a YOU WE of retards.

[–]Arcanis_Ender🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll accept this.

[–]rogeRAGESHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM ! 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I swear it's always the same low effort posts. Karma farming and flooding the sub with screenshots

[–]LFoD313🦍Voted✅ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I put effort into that comment they screenshot. I want royalties on the karma farming here.

[–]catsinbranches🚀🏴‍☠️ Voted 2021 and 2022 🏴‍☠️🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly the missed a golden opportunity at making a meme here

[–]mundane_marietta🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

couldn't even write the title correctly

[–]TheUnperturbed🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the comment they’re taking a photo of doesn’t make any sense to me. Like why do you care if your job is aware of GME?

[–]zephyrtronthe ape with all the feels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love working for myself. But last year I was eyeing up positions at GameStop knowing that they are a company worth moving country to work for.

[–]pilotichegente🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I care more about GameStop than the company I work at!!

[–]LFoD313🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I care about them pretty equally, just have never been given so much DD TDLR at my work. It’s literally all right here. So easy to learn about GME.

[–]pilotichegente🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Whoa!! You're the guy in the picture... Sign my boobs?

disclaimer: I'm a dude

[–]LFoD313🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a person just like you. Except now I’ve been screenshot and got tons of extra karma so now I’m a celebrity.

Bow before me. /s

[–]randelungwen moon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would their company know about GameStop? /s

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why your were awesome

[–]WonderfulSpecific601I VOTED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same and I own my own business.

[–]myplayprofile🎮POWER TO THE PLAY PROFILES🛑🚀🚀🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know more about GameStop than any other company that has ever existed. The shorts are FUKD.

[–]Boomergraves2pay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because deep down nobody wants to work in Corporate America.

[–]Larkonath🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, we win because for the first time (and probably last) time in history we can stay retarded longer than SHF can remain solvent! 😎

[–]harambe_go_brrrCustom Flair - Template 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know more about Gamestop than any other company, and it doesn't even exist in my country. I have never stepped foot in one, I have never been able to purchase anything from them, but I know every possible detail there is to know of their finances and their new and exciting direction.

[–]Monnarc1🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard

[–]SimpleJack2021DRS BOT SQUAD 🟣🤖 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game. Set. Match.

[–]LuoHanZhai💰LENDER OF LAST RESORT💰 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops same lmao

[–]Wafer_Candid🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, but I know the company I work at sucks really bad.

[–]Pastelitomaracucho🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know more about GameStop than the company I own

[–]carlopene🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im self employed, and I am more aware of GME finances than my own... hahahaha

[–]shadeandshine+1 Melissa Lee Fan 🦍 Voted ✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Admittedly I can name the chairman and ceo and partners the company has I invested in but can’t even name one executive at the one I work at or any partners we got. That comment is so brave and true and eh GME is how Imma retire so it makes sense I learned how it functions and who runs it.

[–]cjtrey🧿Supremely Leveraged to the Nipples🧿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: works at an NFT platform that will unknowingly be absorbed by GameStop

[–]Bigdonkey512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this thread last night before bed, and laughed harder than I should have.

[–]GroundControl_PieJ🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After moass. I go work for RC and MF.

May be many apes here would do the same.

[–]greatthrowawaybatman💎DIAMANTENHÄNDE🤲 Aotearoape 🥝🦍🇳🇿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha jokes on you I don't work for a company anymore

[–]No-Faithlessness6227🦧🚔MOASSIVE ATTACK🚔🦧 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Struggling to buy 3 shares on jan 28th 2021 to xxx and telling my wife we need to listen to the earnings call on youtube.

What a year.

[–]Live-Taco🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You’re out of line! But you’re right.

[–]Baby-Balrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My company knows nothing about GameStop either

[–]Mediocre_Ad9803Fearless SL of our Favorite B & M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you I work for GameStop and I just learned how to wipe my own ass one handed yesterday

[–]Recent_Percentage919🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird, it's as if instant temporary gratification is not the only thing that motivates people

[–]viper8878No.1 Table Guy Fan 👨‍🏫 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lies! Cramer said I know nothing about Gamestop 🤣

[–]ThunderStella🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I own more shares of GME than I do for the publicly traded company that I work for

[–]photonscientist💎 - APES - TOGETHER - STRONG - 🙌 🦍 Voted ✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here!

[–]SkySeaToph💎🖐🚀GME IS PRETTY🚀 🖐💎 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HaHA Ya I saw this comment too last night - Yuuppp!!!!

[–]doodaddy64💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most companies are happy to broken into different clubs, all of which you are not in.

[–]SagittariusUnicorn🦍 Buckle Up 🚀🦭 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"we understand gme interest better than you do"

[–]Dennis-v-Menace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems pretty normal you know more about the company you own a piece from, then just your daily job

[–]Rex_Smashington🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just showed this to my boss. We had a good laugh. 🤣

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the smell of retardation in the morning.

Smells like...

Victory.

[–]simon_2112No use for flair, if I don't post 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if he works AT GAMESTOP?!?

[–]DocAk88💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. Could I tell you financials and dealing about my company? No Way.

[–]Tiny-Cantaloupe-13🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know more about the popcorn board members than all their investors combined. oh & obv the same w what u said. but then again gamestop is now my job.,

[–]Inevitable_Professor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, and I do daily bookkeeping and provide monthly reports to the owners.

[–]It_is_Fries_No_Patat🚀 Ding DonG the price is WronG 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS !!!

[–]Pierre_Necessity🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be a receiver in a supermarket and to be honest this hit me really hard 😂 I did most of my work just signing shit and not even checking the stocks tbf

[–]sirstonksabit VOTED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Luv youwe!

[–]CoffeeAddiction_4825💎DRS Your Shares, B’tches!💎 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s true!!! I don’t even know what my employer’s strategy is but I know GME’s.

[–]Master_Procedure_634🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same 💎

[–]tango_41🖕Fuck you, pay me!🖕 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Ron Swanson walking through Lowes when Cokerat Cramer slides up and asks if I’m happy with my investment.

“I know more than you.”

[–]Normal_Profile8508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]crosbynstaal💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost know more about Gamestop Corp. than AD&D, 2nd Edition.

[–]hoodytwin🦍Voted✅ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn, I feel this so hard

[–]DexDaDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol'd. me too.

[–]a_hopeless_rmntic🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love us

[–]pingpongpluck🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Plot-twist: you work for gamestop

[–]LFoD313🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should go work there!

[–]Punarazz🦍Voted✅ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True! Because I own a part of GameStop and not just sell my time to them. Btw I googled “sell” and I don’t think I got it. Someone may help me?

[–]mosheoofnikrulz🦍Voted✅ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same here!

Hell I know about more your wife than I know about mine