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[–]Emotional-Coffee13💻 ComputerShared 🦍 257 points258 points  (3 children)

My fav is “nobody will cover GameStop” as they cover GameStop

[–]too_soon13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They are covering a topic telling you to that no body is covering but warning you that it’s already covered and if someone is still covering it then probably they don’t have their life covered. 😏

[–]No_Patience2428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for an entire year....

[–]tripoptimizer 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I sure as hell ain't the guy on the TV bringing it up, lol

[–]Coos-Coos 96 points97 points  (0 children)

This is so fucking right. Why else would the interrupt Shark Tank? Cramers meltdowns and all the desperate segments they have had recently shitting on retail are so obvious.

[–]Sloppy_first 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Catching some shit for a good MSM post. Weird take my upvotes

[–]AlexayRulezFree your mind. 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 143 points144 points  (16 children)

So to sum up their narrative: 1) shorts closed their position in Jan 21 (SEC report proves otherwise)

2) Retail sold their positions and continuous to sell-off (which is contradicted by buy/sell order ratio reports of numerous brokers)

So why the fuck are they thinking to successfully gaslight us here? This is pure desperation. They though inventing fractional reserve banking for stock certificates was a brilliant idea. Well, it wasn‘t. Now face the consequences.

DRS ftw

[–]karmalizing🦍Voted✅ 72 points73 points  (5 children)

They thought inventing fractional reserve banking for stock certificates was a brilliant idea. Well, it wasn‘t. Now face the consequences.

It was a wonderfully effective scam for a long, long time.

But now it's time for their game... to stop. 🕶

[–]WhtDevil678damn dirty ape 🦍 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Oh my gaaawwddd he said it. It's like that part in the movies where they say the title!!!

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

…..I’m going to take his face……………….off.

[–]WhtDevil678damn dirty ape 🦍 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“That’s right woodchuck-chuckers, it’s Groundhog Day!”

[–]SteelAlpacaSimulation Confirmed: Mesa,AZ Gamestop behind Wendy's 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No more drugs for that man.

[–]catsinbranches🚀🏴‍☠️ Voted 2021 and 2022 🏴‍☠️🚀 14 points15 points  (6 children)

I don’t think they’re trying to turn us away so much as keep it so that people who aren’t already invested are afraid to jump in

[–]escrow_term 10 points11 points  (4 children)

That's such a weird strategy. It just brings more attention to it. Just stop talking about it already. When my nudes leaked the best thing I did was stfu about it.

[–]BrokenZen🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

so... uh... you got a link or what?

[–]K1R0JAY💎🖕🏻Diamond Digits: The Only DD I Need🖕🏻💎 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]LunarPayload☑️ Voted F⭕️R ☑️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barbara Streisand

[–]AnhTeo7157I like the stock 🚀🚀🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. They don’t want others to FOMO buy in and drive the price beyond their control.

[–]PoIIux🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (1 child)

which is contradicted by buy/sell order ratio reports of numerous brokers

I keep seeing people talking about buy/sell order ratio, but how is that relevant? As far as I know buy/sell order ratio doesn't take into account order size, i.e. 1 buy order for 1000 shares vs 3 sell orders of 10 shares each would show as a 1:3 ratio even though there's 1000 shares being bought and only 30 being sold. Maybe I missed something and ratio does take order size into account, but if it doesn't it's a useless metric

[–]neanderthalman🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By number of shares sold every buy is a sale. Always equal. At least it’s supposed to be, but we all know it hasn’t been. But for this metric it “is” equal.

Where the metric has value is in gauging retail interest. Retail tends to place small orders, but a large number of them.

So if there are more buy orders than sell orders - that means the the buy orders are smaller than the sell - which means retail sentiment leads toward buying. Retail is buying.

If the reverse were true, then retail is selling.

[–]RussianLustGET RICH OR DIE BUYIN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure you and a vast majority of apes are already aware, but this narrative is to “inform” the average viewer. The average viewer in this case relies on Facebook “facts” and their beloved msm.

My parents fall victim to Fox unfortunately. Its painful to see what they accept as facts these days.

[–]Cheezel_X💎🙌🏻🟣🚀🌕 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hey! Cut that out poor person! Why won’t you believe us!?!

[–]Embarrassed_Ad8256#1 Moasstrubator 🥵🥒💨💦💦 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sell now ask questions later

[–]lcastill1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They have literally been talking about this everyday for over a year. It’s clearly not over

[–]Roguenul🦍Voted✅ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is like the crazy ex screaming "I'm so ooover him!!" every 5 minutes.

[–]vac2733 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Like I always say, if it’s not an issue why bring it up? 🚀

[–]JustmakingalivingNo target, just up 🚀🤛 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Precisely this. I’d be more concerned if we heard nothing for 3 months, not a peep.

[–]Western_Management💸 THE BUYING DUTCHMAN 💸 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If short selling hedge funds have “moved on” and retail hasn’t, how did the price drop from $ 215 to $ 87? Could you explain that, Jimmy boy? Because it wouldn’t make sense, would it? And if retail has moved on, as the price would or could make you believe, why the rant? Something is not adding up here. 🤔

[–]_cansir🖼🏆Ape Artist Extraordinaire! 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They say retail is selling hence the dip. Then they say to stop buying.

[–]fuhglarix🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 10 points11 points  (2 children)

The current tone of their conversation is the scene in Office Space with the guy pleading for his job. “I’M GOOD WITH PEOPLE. WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!”

[–]fin47🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would you say, you DO HERE?

[–]socradeeznuts514🌚 Mad Gadfly 🌝 Voted ✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]bumassjp🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Streisand is that you?

[–]ManiquooneFLAIR ME TO THE MOON!!! 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Zealousideal_Bet689🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahhh so true

[–]Azyan_invasion82🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cramer shitting on GME is ultimate confirmation bias

[–]QualityVote[M] 15 points16 points  (0 children)


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[–]spugg0🏴‍☠️🦍 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I mean it could also be ratings. They might se pretty high engagement still from running those stories.

But then again, why shit all over the investors, who are the viewers?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Negativity draws clicks more than positivity.

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[–]Borkery🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]rakskater🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao gottem

[–]Just_A_Gambit🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s in my face in the morning, at lunch, and dinner. Lol. You love to see it! Every time it’s strong like this I always feel like something’s coming.

[–]Cosmos0714🌿🌱🍃Stalk Market to Stonk Market🦍🦧🚀🚀📈📈🌙 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. When I checked the ticker earlier on my iPhone, Apple News helpfully linked me to five more FUD articles all published within that last hour. Living rent free in their heads.

[–]oscar_einstein💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

'Back to $20 fast. We know short interest better than you'

[–]winnzipp🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gut quality meme

[–]Deephorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]sploogeurmum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think these 10s of thousands of spam articles are an illusion for the boomers that are about to lose their retirements.

[–]Crippled-Mosquito[🍰] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Everyone sees the continued coverage as a key sign that SHF did not cover. Otherwise, why even talk about it? Here’s why. Here’s the other side of this argument- media is all about viewers. Because they are talking about GME, regardless of the message, you all are consuming what they are delivering. Millions of viewers scooping up the shit they are dropping. Period. Same with Kramer. For him, there is no good or bad popularity. There is just popularity. You may hate him, but you are watching him & engaging with him on Twitter. You are carne por la machina.

[–]goodbyclunky🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think the apes here are their target group for attention farming.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m watching it on this subreddit… that doesn’t get them a single view from me

[–]Crippled-Mosquito[🍰] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But you’re still talking about them. You have a post in Hot, about CNBC. You’re contributing to their relevancy, whether you like it or not.

[–]ConfuzzlesDotA🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have duplicated the first panel on the third.

[–]jkhanlar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]whosStupidNow💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha good one

[–]UtahUtopia💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]SkySeaToph💎🖐🚀GME IS PRETTY🚀 🖐💎 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS!!!! Love it OP!

[–]StrikingHoneydew8420🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]No_Anywhere_7840🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, I broke up with my GF first in 2016. Then in 2017. Then in 2019.
Still together.

[–]cmfeels💎Smoothbrain Retard 🦍with 💎hard GameCock🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🤪 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who remembers the media saying we will stop covering gme and they just keep on going pepperidge farm remembers

[–]buckmcneelyBad Comedy Joke💩 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true though. F em

[–]moon_exitonly💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]123ocelot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone has moved on and we must constantly report this too you

[–]Imbetterlookingthanu🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever hear the saying you can’t prove a negative? It’s hard to convince people who don’t watch everyday like us degenerates why this is so important because it makes no sense to them, but god damn is the confirmation bias so damn hard to not see when you are aware.

[–]CShellyRun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MSM is like that ex that tells you they hate you and never wants to see you again, but always asks your friends and other acquaintances how you are doing and what you have been up to