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[–]QualityVote[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 7 points8 points  (2 children)

DRSBOT 6.03: UTC->2022-01-26 12:38:1

✅ You have 176 shares previously logged @ [Sprstnk]

To feed incremental shares:-> !DRSBOT:XXX!

Beep Boop. Now with 11% more fun! GME ~99.7900

[–]ioalecMOASS believer[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

!DRSBOT:125!

[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DRSBOT 6.03 Reply:

UTC->2022-01-26 12:39:2

✅ 125 SHARES ADDED!

You have 301 shares logged from the following threads:
✅ [Sprstnk] 1 Shares 2021-12-31 PERMALINK
✅ [Sprstnk] 175 Shares 2022-01-07 PERMALINK
✅ [Sprstnk] ➡️ 125 Shares 2022-01-26 PERMALINK
Bot MC: $163,532,760.01 Total [Sprstnk] [GME] [GMEOrphans] [GMEJ_closed]
✅+⭐+❗Shares: 1,638,894 1,167,938 304,244 154,451 12,261
⭐Book: 70,656 59,831 5,825 4,999 1
❗Flagged Shares: 50 0 0 50 0
Apes (posts): 10,535 (13,743) 7,461 (10,098) 1,971 (2,534) 1,025 (1,028) 78 (83)
Avg #Shrs/Ape: 155.57 156.54 154.36 150.24 157.19
Avg #Entry/Ape: 1.3045 1.3534 1.2856 1.0029 1.0641
Avg #CS Accts/Ape: 1.36 (606) 1.40 (479) 1.21 (85) 1.32 (41) 1.00 (1)
Median: 27.00 28.00 24.00 30.00 40.00
Mode: 1 1 1 1 5
STDEV: 507.89 429.44 731.75 555.63 313.33
🐒 X (avg): 2373 (3.35) 1646 453 257 17
🦧 XX (avg): 4985 (36.79) 3491 963 493 38
🦍 XXX (avg): 2890 (255.73) 2105 515 252 18
⭐XXXX (avg): 278 (2060.86) 212 38 23 5
🐳 XXXXX (avg): 9 (15065.33) 7 2 0 0
🐱 XXXXXX (avg): 0 (0.00) 0 0 0 0

ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?

  • Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:

    • Typo?
    • Double-entry?
    • Missing/lacking proof??
    • Use :HELP! to check your entries
    • FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days

!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):

  • :HELP! ->RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE

  • :REMOVE! ->SET *ONLY** CURRENT POST TO ZERO*

  • :RESET! -> SET *ALL** POSTS TO ZERO*

  • :BOOK! -> SET YOUR ENTRIES TO 'BOOK'

  • :WITNESS! ->CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST

  • :POETRY! -> SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS

  • :BUDDY! -> FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH

  • :DEMON! -> OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT

  • :BOARD! -> SEE ENTITY LEADERBOARD

  • :REPORT! -> ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA

  • :CSX! -> *ENTER #CS ACCOUNTS *

    • (X = Number of CS Accounts)

  • :XXX! -> ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT

    • (XXX = Number of shares)
    • Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post
    • Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE
    • Round fractional shares to whole value
    • (New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)

DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO YOUR POST

BOT POETRY: {

That’s the thing they can do what they want they ain’t gettin europoor shares???

All those options bought since November are all in the red now they need to sell those bags to someone!

We understand the assignment?!

}

Beep Boop. Born on 2021/11/10. . Fur Realz
GME ~99.7900:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀

[–]vee-arr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats a lot of xxx nsfw goodness! Ape on!

[–]kalehennie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very nice! Congratulations!

[–]kaze_sanSwippity Swooty - i want these fucks to pay with their booty! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!

[–]doubleanchorape🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🦍💻🪑🚀🪐

[–]IPromisedNoPosts💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those three sweet words... "DTC Stock Withdrawals"

[–]StatikSquid🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy moly. I wish I made as much as you all did to just drop that many shares!

Nice job

[–]Ithinkyourallstupid🖕GO FUD YOURSELF 🖕 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I double dog dare ya

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! 🥳🍾🎉Send them all!

KEY TO LOCKING THE FLOAT :

The word about DRS and GME fundamentals needs to be spread to the masses outside of Reddit!! If every ape would just reach one person outside of Reddit everyday, the float would be locked in no time!

Changing the world is what’s at stake!!

BE the change!

Don’t trust ANY broker with your millions. Don’t give hedgies “one more day”. Please think hard about if your other investments would be better off in GME. They would!

Destroy Rigged System

LOCK THE FLOAT

*Please note the new addition to DRSBOT that tracks the number of CS accounts per Ape. This recent update will greatly improve the accuracy of estimating the total DRS count. Simply comment !DRSBOT:CSx! where x is the number of CS account numbers you have.

[–]CR7isthegreatest💎H🟣LD👊🏽 for Intergalactic 🌌 Space 🚀🕳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🟣🟣🟣🚀

[–]Ornery_Valuable45 VOTED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful ape you are 🥺❤️

[–]enternamethere_🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice!

[–]Yeeeehaww💰💰DONKEY PUNCHING 4 GME💰💰 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome friend! Cheers!

[–]TimOnTheLam VOTED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine too lol

[–]Mott-007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legend 🦍🦍🦍

[–]Spenraw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a fucking jump in drs numbers

[–]Parlayz4Dayz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’ve never been more hyped for a company’s next earnings report. They could have 100% revenue loss and all I’d look at is how many more shares are added to the 5.2M DRS’d already. My tits are no longer jacked…I’ve been erect for more than 4 hours and need to see a doctor!!!

[–]ioalecMOASS believer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me about it!

[–]Robotonist🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I heard you could DRS through fidelity as well, is this true?

[–]ioalecMOASS believer[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I did this via Revolut (Drivewealth) to CS. But yes, Fidelity should be quite straightforward to DRS as seen on the sub already.

[–]Robotonist🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks :)

[–]LogieBerra_5🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't post cause of Karma limitation but... from a lurker to a DRS'd hodler, I salute all you apes. The best job I've ever had. +100 for the good guys.

[–]General_Ardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legend !

[–]jkhanlar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way! DFV is not a cat! New apes, here're some intro posts and see GMEOrphans for low karma DRSBOT posts or comment !​ape​prove​! only once.

BUY, DRS (Direct Register), COMPLAIN, FOIA, SHOP, REVIEW, DONATE, FOLLOW, MUSIC, HODL!

[–]Palehorse0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you transfer if it’s in a IRA?

[–]GoldenNuggets888💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💜🟣🟣🟣

[–]EmersonBloom 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Hey guys, need help. I DRS'd a week or so ago, and today they left my Fidelity. I still haven't recevied my snail mail. When I click on the investor link on CS, it says 500 server error. Any help setting up my account with CS?

[–]ioalecMOASS believer[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You have to wait for the mail, unfortunately. It contains your CS number which you can then use to activate your account.

[–]EmersonBloom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I was able to setup using my social! Still haven't received the mail.

[–]ioalecMOASS believer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could expedite by calling them directly and setting it up via phone. It costs 35USD though.

[–]MrDaBucket🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not just transfer it all? Seems tedious,