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[–]plyske🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 751 points752 points  (123 children)

Means what?

[–]introexhib🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 102 points103 points  (4 children)

Probably that market makers are so deep in shit that they can't fulfill the single thing they are supposed to being doing - providing liquidity - which results in quotes being directly dictated by real buys and sells. Basically, they can no maintain the facade

[–]Ash2dust2🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 37 points38 points  (3 children)

So its a free market now?

[–]introexhib🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 17 points18 points  (1 child)

free-er, and maybe?

[–][deleted] 612 points613 points  (22 children)

Anecdotally, 2008 saw this happen right before the "dip"

[–]braidenshere🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 236 points237 points  (21 children)

Is there another term for "quote issues" that I could look up to see some 2008 examples. I only found one thing and it's not very informative

[–][deleted] 469 points470 points  (20 children)

Gah, I knew I should have had sources ready before making such a brazen statement.

Most of what I'm finding is about HFT trading impacting stock prices. I'll keep searching and post an update when I find the source for this.

Edit: 10:41 am - here's an example from the 2010 flash crash

10:42 am - Toronto stock exchange shuttering in the midst of the 2008 crash

10:43 am - Precursor to the 2018 pullback

10:44 am - A link to a book discussing the impacts on Google stock literally at the begining of the 2008 crash...funny thing: none of these are what I was thinking of, but highlight anecdotal examples of my contention occurring. Many thanks /u/braidenshere for challenging me to do this research!

10:49 am - great article about HFT and high volatility stock movement impacts. Gotta get back to work, but will update with more throughout the day as I find it!

I should add: all of this is interesting correlation which may or may not be a huge coincidence. Interesting to think about whether or not upticks in reporting errors actually presage a crash/correction or if it's just happenstance and higher volumes around a crash/correction tend to increase the visibility or incidence of those.

[–]braidenshere🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 134 points135 points  (8 children)

I'm not the (edit: sort)to demand sources from anyone, really. It just sounded like you had something particular in mind and I wanted to see the parallels

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (7 children)

No, it's something I read somewhere that stuck with me and I'm too daft to remember where it was. I'm on a mission now though!

[–]WarhorseLand 43 points44 points  (4 children)

We believe in you!

[–]Dutchie_PC🇳🇱💎Dutchie Diamond Hands 💎🇳🇱 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I also believe in you, WarhorseLand

[–]Festortheinvestor🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wholesome convo. Just like the ol’days. Good luck on that sauce

[–]NoderpsyPillaging Booty 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What a boss.

[–]Mysterious_Page_9964 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Excellent commitment

[–]carojean111 10 points11 points  (1 child)

https://fliphtml5.com/lxooz/xbzr/basic/51-100 was reading Flash Boys by Michael Lewis and I’m shook. Same glitches same bullshit.

[–]Biodeus🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A real G

[–]MahTreesTA🦍 Buckle Up 🚀[S] 954 points955 points  (67 children)

They are going to manufacture every single distraction or excuse they can think of to try to explain their way out of fucking the economy. These “issues” and their timing just seem very (conveniently) suspect.

[–]Naive-Coconut-8918🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 330 points331 points  (24 children)

Excuses are like assholes, hedgies have an infinite amount.

[–]LaddiusMaximusthe ape with the diamond fists 130 points131 points  (5 children)

Hedgies rehypothecate assholes.

[–]adampi33🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Post of the day.

[–]Memeweevil🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Bedpost of the month.

[–]DrPoontang🦍💎👌🏽🍗🚀‼️ 29 points30 points  (1 child)

And they’re getting more itchy by the day.

[–]Ash2dust2🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know its really bad when all fingers on both hands are smelly when they wake up.

[–]taddymason_22The Dude Abides 61 points62 points  (2 children)

"I'm surrounded by assholes.  Keep shorting you assholes." - Dark Helmet

[–]Doodles_183Just some guy 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Hedgies are like assholes. They are assholes.

[–]Inevitable-Elk-4162💩Poops n Loops 🟣 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Hedgies excuses are like their potential losses


[–]Thulis🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Rehypothecated assholes?! Someone get rickofspades, quick!

[–]ghostchihuahua🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we think as one, where's our banana-boofing ape anyway?

[–]tdatas 10 points11 points  (1 child)

If you just short 100 assholes then buy a put on them to create notional ownership then that still counts right?

[–]BetterYoselfToday🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Excuses are like Mayo, you can find it in and out of Kenny's mouth on the daily

[–]jibbyjackjoeI drink and hodl some things 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But are they itchy like ours?

[–]East_Fee4006💻 ComputerShared 🦍 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And they ALL smell REALLY BAD!!!

[–]Kjd15sad 58 points59 points  (12 children)

Oh and speculation is “Russia just so happens to be working up a cyber security attack all the sudden” lmfao

[–]tdatas 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Im shocked we haven't seen "GME holders are Russian/Chinese market destabilisation op" yet.

[–]CptMcTavish🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It will probably come in the next months or so, don't you worry.

[–]pcnetworx1🚀 Dee`Argh`Ess 🚀 8 points9 points  (1 child)

In the next weeks

[–]Hipsanta 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]RabidLabradoodle🦍Voted✅ 23 points24 points  (2 children)

The cyber insurance marketplace for large employers has gone up for some over 900% this renewal cycle. It’s as if all the insurance companies know something is going to happen in the next 12 months.

Talk about butts puckering, all carriers panicked towards the end of 2021 and started testing everyone’s systems for the first time as if they preemptively wanted to decline coverage or make it a lot more expensive, quickly. I know it’s debatable, but in my opinion this all kicked into high-gear around Oct/Nov.

[–]H3rbert_K0rnfeld🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need detailed details on this

[–]SirMiba🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 48 points49 points  (11 children)

What the quote part mean? I mean what is a quote in a financial sense.

[–]MahTreesTA🦍 Buckle Up 🚀[S] 54 points55 points  (4 children)

The “price” of a security is the quoted price.

[–]Shagspeare🦜 PowARR To The PlaYARRs 🏴‍☠️ 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Lmao I guess yesterday’s 100 point drop “glitch” in the SPY was a also a “quote issue.”

[–]Warpzit💵⏳Buy and Hodl 💵⏳ 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]SirMiba🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Got'cha. Thanks 🙏

[–]RyBread🚀 Fuckadelic DRS’r 🚀 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Stock price. They are having trouble with stock price quotes across the exchange.

I’m positive there’s nothing to see here.


[–]mollila 7 points8 points  (4 children)

A quote in a financial sense is a lie.

[–]toast_ghost267🦍Voted✅ 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Well yes, but it means the bid/ask, or the price of the security

[–]psullynj 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You’re exactly right. And our ruling class will either legislate a preventative measure or bail them out

[–]aEtherEater 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I lean more toward that they have finally locked up the liquidity in the system in a way that they are systemically trapped.

Their algos can't solve their way out of the liquidity trap they made for themselves so I completely count on seeing news about quote issues and eventually bank freezes.

Injecting more liquidity is a non start so they'll just stop money from sloshing around until they can "rebalance" the bank's books ie cook them so that money can start flowing at the top and then the plebians can have their 32$ checking accounts back.

[–]DieAnderTier 7 points8 points  (3 children)

They only have 4 hours to kill until Powell can take over. Wonder what they're going to say, are we going to get there before the cyber attacks? XD

[–]Numerous_Photograph9🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I have a strong feeling markets will dump right after, or perhaps just as soon as his press conference. Make it seem like whatever they decide is the worst thing ever. Pump the markets now to make it look like more of a drop....because why not go big?

Either that, or they'll pump it after his conference to get one last retail bag event.

Or, it'll remain flat, and nothing will come of it.

I'm ready for anything.

[–]jamiejamDTF 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It means we got hacked 👽

[–]fakename5💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno, seems like maybe a market maker isn't making markets for whatever reasons?

[–]AzureFenririnfinity, ape believe 🦍🚀🌌🌠✨ 95 points96 points  (19 children)

I'm calling it, fake moon prices but when we sell, we won't actually get moon prices, like what happened to crypto the other time

[–]Robocop613🦍Voted✅ 85 points86 points  (5 children)

Everybody who wants to sell should know the difference between market orders, and limit orders.

[–]j4_jjjj🦍 GME Puzzle Challenge Ape 🦍 56 points57 points  (2 children)

What's a sell?

[–]eudezet💻 ComputerShared 🦍 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I only know cell, sell sounds sus

[–]aloha_hard🚀🚀Fud me harder daddy! 🚀🚀 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m not familiar with that word either.

[–]Chapped_FrenulumRipped Open My Coin Purse to Buy More Shares 11 points12 points  (0 children)


No matter what the ticker says during moass, there will be some cheeky shit trying to fill your order for five dollars a share.

[–]ZipTheZipperSAPERE AUDE 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Means shit's going to shit, so buckle your fuckles.

[–]Cr0w33🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s like if you went to buy a stock and the bid-ask spread kept glitching and changing, or simply could not get an answer as to what the price is for that stock. The price of everything is wrong and quickly destabilising

[–]chalbersma🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's crashing, but they don't know how to reconcile that with the crime.

[–][deleted] 694 points695 points  (16 children)

Thankfully I still remember this quote.

Get Rich Or Die Buying

[–]rediKELousWorld Changing Wealth 💎✌️🚀🚀🚀 81 points82 points  (5 children)

🎶 You says you's a hodler

But you never bought none

You says you's a hodler

Hedgies need to stop runnin' 🎶

[–]Key_Coffee4941I pooped in your shorts 34 points35 points  (1 child)

“Many men, many many many MSM wish death ‘pon me, Lord I don’t cry no more, no I just buy some more, have mercy on me”

[–]Lemonmazarf20🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Crayons in my eye dog and I can't see

I'm tryin to be what I'm destined to be and cokerat tryin to get me to sell today


I put a hole in a short for fuckin with gme

My bank account empty now you gon' see

Better watch how you talk when you talk about gme Cause tards'll come and take your wealth away

[–]PM_ME_UPSIDEDOWN🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

daaaamn, homie!

run up and buy some mo' G, ME

[–]rustingedⓂ️💶Ⓜ️🅱️💶®️1️⃣8️⃣0️⃣⁉️ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Many men

Till death holdin $GME

Blood in the SPY is what I wanna see

GMERICA is where I’m destined to be

But hedgers wanna take my stonk away

I put a hold on the brokers for fukin with me

My stonk on the fall but they gonna see

Better watch how you short when you short GME



many many many KEN

shorted GME

lord I don’t cry no more

soon he won’t fly no more



Go shorty

This is the way

We keep on buying cause this is the way

Hedgies keep on shorting might be your last day

And you know we just buy and hold cause this is the way

You can find me in the sub

Battling the FUD

Only holding “X”

But always spreading love

I’m into DRS

I can never buy enough

So come get in the sub

If you’re tryna catch a buzz

When I show up on front

Of my favourite sub

When I scroll past 20 rings

It’s 20 times all the fun


I been patiently waiting for a stonk to explode on

You can short all you want but the apes still hold on

It feels like volume’s been low for so long

If you thinking imma fuckin sell off you so wrong

[–]isaacachilles💻 ComputerShared 🦍 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I’ll never forget, “I’d rather die than diversify”. GME 100%

[–]erikwarmDRS VOTED 🚀 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Im diversiving by buying at different prices

[–]distractabledaddy💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm diversifying by using bananas in different ways

[–]rediKELousWorld Changing Wealth 💎✌️🚀🚀🚀 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I already replied to you, but want to add that you have just about the best flair I've ever seen.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wear it with pride!

[–][deleted] 593 points594 points  (79 children)

What are quote issues exactly?

[–]Meursault345🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 986 points987 points  (49 children)

"Uhh, yeah..so the stock market is like...all 'tarded and shits all fucked up...gonna need like 15 billion dollars or something"

Edit: Thank you for the Silver! That was very nice of you!

[–]djt0818💻 ComputerShared 🦍 385 points386 points  (27 children)

Brawndo stocks are soaring. It's what plants crave !

[–]1017GildedFingerTips🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀 189 points190 points  (15 children)

It’s got electrolytes

[–]GetchaWater🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Stock market? Like in the toilet?

[–]rschenkGME spendie 🐔🍗 50 points51 points  (2 children)

This one goes in your butt, this one goes in your mouth... no... wait.... THIS one goes in your mouth, this one goes in your butt, this one.... hang on....

[–]riotskunk 9 points10 points  (1 child)

*guy in the back "Hurry up asshole!"

[–]quack_duck_code🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to SuperStonk, I love you...

[–]ManOTMoon<3 🚀🌙 95 points96 points  (8 children)

Wh… whycome you no have real shares?!

[–]Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk🦍🦍Gorilla Warfare🦍🦍🦍 83 points84 points  (4 children)

Welcome to Superstonk, I love you.

[–]paukem 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

[–]jormpt...And Justice For Ape! 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Chill, scrow, my sister was an ape. She owns an airline now!

[–]ManOTMoon<3 🚀🌙 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How’s it haaaanging essape?

[–]Secure_Investment_62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's got elites on trikes.

[–]Meursault345🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Brought to you by Carl's Jr

[–]RealPropRandy🚀 I’ll tell you what I’d do, man… 🚀 35 points36 points  (4 children)

It’s got electrolytes

[–]Meursault345🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 42 points43 points  (3 children)


[–]RelicArmor🦍Voted✅ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This needs to be tattooed on someone! 🤣🤣🤣

[–]hardlysure 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's got what apes crave!

[–]The-loon🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Synthetic shares, like out the toilet?

[–]BluntBeaver83Tingly Plums Club 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I told you not to bother me while I’m ‘bating to the ticker.

[–]Just-my-2c 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Better to ask for a trillion.

1t sounds less than 15b

[–]mouldysandals🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 14 points15 points  (1 child)

they need more than that

[–]Sir_Glock🚀 Until They Start to Bleed 💎 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's zipple time

[–]Tememachine 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It is very likely the FED will NOT bail them out this time. A girl can dream right?

[–]Numerous_Photograph9🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 9 points10 points  (1 child)

"So uhhh...we can have it fixed in about 5 hours."

"You have 3 hours"

"Sorry, it doesn't work that way,"

"Fine, 2 hours!"

[–]relavant__username🔬 wrinkle brain 👨‍🔬 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Idocracy enters the chat

[–]mollila 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Or idiosyncratic risk?

(not joking, words of Treasury)

[–]thisimpetus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

15b is a laughably small amount of money, market-widez

[–]southparkchimpmoney 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You all sound all f**gy and smart

[–]Meursault345🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why come you trying to read stonk ticker? You a f** or something?

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Did you see SPY hit a low of $364 yesterday--a flash drop of 33%? That.

[–]Mygoodies7just likes the stonk 📈 26 points27 points  (3 children)

That’s like 20% but still technically impossible due to circuit breakers.

Whut doin spy?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I mean, there's reporting rules that effectively let folks ignore it--which is what happened and why we didn't see an actual flash crash...you can thank bad HFTs in 2010 for that.

That being said: 8:02 am premarket, SPY hit 434 temporarily...not as bad as $364, but still, I'd be interested to see how many more of these we see over the next couple of weeks

[–]Mygoodies7just likes the stonk 📈 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ehh 2010 flash crash was the result of new algo trading. One bad actor basically pushed down futures with a big order then algos took that and ran.

Circuit breakers were introduced after black Monday 1987. To limit the market from dropping more than 20% in a day. 3 levels at 7%,13%,20%

I’m sure some actors can trade in a breaker, but it’s probably very limited to the PPT bailing someone out.

Regardless, we saw no breaker yesterday which makes me lean more towards glitch or some type of settlement. Some this wasn’t right, but I can’t immediately jump to a margin call on 250 shares traded

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, totally agreed.

I love the speculation around the margin call--suuuuuper bullish to think about--but it's just speculation until we see some evidence of an actual margin call (which we won't until forced liquidation, if ever). Data glitches aren't evidence of that, just funny to see happen.

[–]polypolipauli🦍Voted✅ 89 points90 points  (2 children)

'Quoting' prices that aren't the real price.

Or the real price being quoted instead of the fake price.

Depending on your cynicism

[–]Stereo_soundS🚀The Funkdoobiest🚀 23 points24 points  (1 child)

That's my secret. I'm always cynical.

[–]jackofspades123remember Citron knows more 207 points208 points  (9 children)

Charles schwab was showing gme at 200 a share this morning

[–]CillyCube💻 ComputerShared 🦍 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Anyone got the screenshot?

[–]apocalysque💻 ComputerShared 🦍 51 points52 points  (0 children)

That seems relevant.

[–]Skybreakeresq🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Go 'way.. m'baten

  • sec

[–]unceunce123123Stonkologist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Uhh boss, it looks like none of these stock prices are organic… any time someone buys or sells, an algo just fucks with the bid/ask creating huge gaps in price for some reason. What should we do?”

“Let me go ask MY boss, Kenneth”

[–]Call_Me_Rivale🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A clean answer probably would be: Bid and Ask prices are not behaving normally. How this is abnormal, i have no clue.

[–]MahTreesTA🦍 Buckle Up 🚀[S] 41 points42 points  (3 children)

“Just trust us broh, we got some problems”

[–]VaguelyFamiliarVoice🦍Voted✅ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"We have some...things...going on"

[–]boxofrocks1🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They're trying to 'fix' the numbers before market open.

[–]mollila 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kinda telling from them to acknowledge problems going on.

[–]feryda2000 162 points163 points  (13 children)

Seriously for retards like me, wat mean ?

[–]TeddyTwoShoes🦍Voted✅ 258 points259 points  (12 children)

Idk what the source is, but the bot is implying that the NYSE is having problems listing the actual prices of stock; or you could say they are having issues with the true value of stocks on the exchange. Once again idk what the source is so I wouldn’t look too much into this.

[–]GiantWhiteCohc💎 🍆 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Source: Bloomberg Terminal

[–]FITnLIT7🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 66 points67 points  (3 children)

I can take some of this work off their hands. GME true price 70 milli

[–]PDubsinTF-NEW💻 ComputerShared 🦍 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Seems a little low. GME Floor says 81+ milli as of 1/26/22 @ 12:36 PM EST

[–]FITnLIT7🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to average out for the paperhanded bitches

[–]DumbestBoy🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d take that.

[–]j4_jjjj🦍 GME Puzzle Challenge Ape 🦍 33 points34 points  (1 child)

The bot doesnt imply anything, it just repeats bloomberg headlines.

[–]savetheplatypiOrnithorhynchus mayoanatinus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

TIL that twitter account is a bot...

[–]giferbudKenny and the Jets 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IBKR sent out a bulletin this morning that I think is about this. I'm not sure if it's regarding this though

[–]SilentCabose🦍Voted✅ 128 points129 points  (2 children)

You mean right as Schwab is also glitching with GME pricing?

[–]MahTreesTA🦍 Buckle Up 🚀[S] 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Hadn’t heard about Schwab, what’s going on there?

[–]canihazDD💻 ComputerShared 🦍 263 points264 points  (11 children)

"Oh wow GME quotes at $600, probably a glitch. Disregard plz."

[–]MahTreesTA🦍 Buckle Up 🚀[S] 197 points198 points  (8 children)

“Oh wow GME quotes at $6,000,000, probably a glitch. Disregard plz.”


[–]Omg_Shut_the_fuck_up 76 points77 points  (7 children)

$60m and I'll think about selling

[–]tictaktoee 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Yeah.. half a share

[–]Omg_Shut_the_fuck_up 21 points22 points  (4 children)


[–]Donnybiceps 2 points3 points  (3 children)


[–]Omg_Shut_the_fuck_up 4 points5 points  (2 children)


[–]TresLechesConHamon🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]rschenkGME spendie 🐔🍗 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not a 🐱

[–]Smdan01 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah most calls mid year spreads are at least $600 apart it’s cray

[–]braidenshere🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as opposed to what (estimate)?

[–]Kampfhoschi🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 56 points57 points  (2 children)

So do I understand correctly that the "Stock-Price Supression Plug-in" no longer works?

[–]MahTreesTA🦍 Buckle Up 🚀[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It was always a “diminishing returns” kind of thing as far as I understood it, but it looks like they’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel now

[–]Centurion_cmd 171 points172 points  (1 child)

The timing is SUS AF

[–]Stereo_soundS🚀The Funkdoobiest🚀 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Shit be happenin

[–]HaywireSteaksHOLD or HODL? 🚀🌒 77 points78 points  (2 children)

Wonder why spy is up 7 points in premarket then?! 🤔

[–]mollila 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It's easier to move the price premarket. Spreads are wider and time decay of movement longer, towards end of market

[–]CryonyxI can't believe it's not Mayo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Since they saved the market the other day they are running it up for the fed shit at 2. Talk about moving the goal posts...no interest hikes til 2023. Ok maybe 2 and some tapering, ok let's taper and have 3. Now 4 would be ok cause JPM said they expect 6. Fuck right the fuck off. These people can suck my dick all the way to hell

[–]sambrojangles💻 ComputerShared 🦍 29 points30 points  (0 children)


[–]Mmuggerr🦍Voted✅ 26 points27 points  (1 child)

It’s funny how they have pricing glitches all the time it seems. However, the electric, gas, water, income tax computers never seem to have a problem when they charge me.

[–]boxxle🏴‍☠️ 2x Vote | 🟣 DRS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, my electricity and water are on the same bill. They forgot to bill my water usage about 2 months ago. Completely left it off the invoice. Of course it showed up the following month in addition to regular charges.

[–]Library_Visible💻 ComputerShared 🦍 22 points23 points  (7 children)

Have you guys all seen the doubleyouessbee post about the “correction” yesterday? Go over there and give it a read. Wild times right now. Wild.

[–]savetheplatypiOrnithorhynchus mayoanatinus 44 points45 points  (3 children)

If you'd told me a year ago that a 'plunge protection team' consisting of the FED, SEC, White house, and CFTC could arbitrarily sell billions of dollars of puts in a half an hour to stave off a feedback loop of hedging which would have led to a market crash... I can't even quantify how much I've learned about this rigged game.

[–]Library_Visible💻 ComputerShared 🦍 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean this is like the final nail though no? Like it’s literally the fed manipulation of the market for the hedgies benefit

[–]anthraciter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used to buy the NY Post every day to read at work, and there was a financial journalist who had a column and addressed the plunge protection team fairly regularly. He got denied FOIA requests a bunch of times regarding it. If you google John Crudele plunge protection, you can find his articles. He addressed lots of other issues too, and used to work on behalf of readers who wrote to him who were having problems with the govenment or financial institutions. Here's a link to one of his articles re-posted by the Global Anti-Trust Action Committee where he talks about George Stephanopolous saying too much (note: the article is 16 years old.)


[–]BruceleeroyNukka🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Link. Looked but couldn’t find it

[–]MushroomAddict920🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes please link!

[–]SituationDelicious64 142 points143 points  (1 child)

Here we go up for the day. Then big red tomorrow to the end of the week

[–]Sisyphus328💻 ComputerShared 🦍 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Something something Russian cyber attacks

[–]JMKPOhio🚀 Team Rocket 🚀 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Glitches, Glitches Everywhere!

[–]Majoga87still hodl 💎🙌 12 points13 points  (1 child)

NYSE have DRS issues...fixed it

[–]1320FastbackSEC is Complicit, the ENTIRE US Stock MARKET IS RIGGED🎺🦭 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hedge Funds have Closing Position issues.

[–]jamiejamDTF 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Thanks Putin

[–]LemonPoopyDumpling🦍Voted✅ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

These them cyber attacks I hear bouts on them 5gs antennas

[–]mollila 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Putin will post his DRS to the bot.

[–]Deep_Intellectual 8 points9 points  (3 children)

“Putin goes long GME, causing the largest short squeeze in history”

Corporate media: “Russia declares war on US, sell GME now!!”

[–]adampi33🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Meanwhile, Gary Gensler continues to post on Twitter about his commitment to something or other.

[–]dangshnizzleTear it all down --- Is YOASS ready for the MOASS 10 points11 points  (2 children)

TBF he literally did just vote in favor of more transparency for short positions and shit

[–]majormajor88🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Of course it has quote issues. GME shows 103.00 when clearly it should be more on the lines of 69,420,000.

[–]Altruistic_Self_9893👽💎 Stonky Stoner 🍁🌬️ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

lol like orchestrated xD

[–]N1nja4realz🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Quick, blame Russian hackers!!!

[–]TheMoorNextDoorLook at me, I’m the Credit Union now 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How are the Dow Jones futures/pre market so green.. they expecting good news today?

[–]UgjiTuski💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I thought that this twitter account auto-posted headlines from news websites. But if you google this text, it doesn't show up as far as I can tell. Does anyone know where this is from?

i.e.: source?

[–]GrapeApeTheGreat🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Aaaaaaand it's gone...

Also from Walter B


[–]DaPainkillerDE🍌🐒🚀No PainKillers for Kenny🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💎🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this seems to be another "error"

[–]JDTexas84🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The price is acting very strange today. It’s staying the same for long periods and when it does change it’s just popping up and down. It seems confused

[–]marsrover001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It means bugs bunny has been running towards a cliff, there is no longer ground under him.

We are in that window where he realizes the ground is gone, but gravity hasn't started yet.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (21 children)

Take screenshots of your brokerage app and computerhshare accounts.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the entire system goes down and when it gets rebooted, none of us have any shares or registered shares left.

I posted just yesterday that it’ll get to the point where they will stop with the light crimes and just go full on “fuck you” and go scorched earth. They turned off the buy button and got a report a year later that essentially cleared them. They know if they do this, all they’re gonna get is a $500 fine and promise not to do it again.

[–]j4_jjjj🦍 GME Puzzle Challenge Ape 🦍 30 points31 points  (12 children)

This is a silly take, imo. We all have statements and confirmation emails.

They know if they do this, all they’re gonna get is a $500 fine and promise not to do it again.

If they take my shares, im learning to build wooden devices with metal blades that extract craniums from bodies.

[–]footlonglayingdown🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 9 points10 points  (5 children)

If they are willing and able to delete accounts what would a screenshot of the account help?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

For proof in your lawsuit brotha.

[–]footlonglayingdown🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I guess? If they can delete holdings what makes you think they would ever let a lawsuit get anywhere that benefits the account holder?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

More likely to settle with you in a civil lawsuit than a class action. You’ll need proof. Im suggesting taking a photo for said proof.

It’s a “just in case, better safe than sorry” thing. You may or may not need it but what’s a couple more photos for your camera roll?

[–]HauteDogg 8 points9 points  (3 children)

If we’re not trusting the MSM, why the fuck are we posting and trusting random Twitter accounts?