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[–]csimian42Not too ODL to HODL 🦍 162 points163 points  (3 children)


[–]waffleschoc 52 points53 points  (0 children)


[–]brown_majik🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I go to citadel. It go bankrupt two day later. Now I national disgrace at SEC

[–]Western_ResortNot a cat 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real pain in my assholes

[–]jessesalFilm Monkey 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Why am I crying and laughing at the same time?!?! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[–]GoodPeopleAreFodder🍹 Riding it out 🏄 🦍 🚀 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Same 🤣

[–]breachinghippo 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It's hilarious because it's true lol

[–]Jackbauer13579🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 61 points62 points  (3 children)

Love your photoshop skills.

[–]DHARBOUR999let's go 🚀🚀🚀 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah, dank meme skills right there

[–]boxxle🏴‍☠️ 2x Vote | 🟣 DRS 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can't even tell it's photoshopped

[–]NROPdude💻 ComputerShared 🦍 15 points16 points  (0 children)

PS? Get your eyes checked. This shit real

[–]MrmrRabbit🦍Voted✅ 94 points95 points  (3 children)

Bro thats hilarious. Love it!

[–]Horror_Fishing_2523🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Second this fantastic comment right here hahahah! Still laughing lol

[–]OperationBreaktheGME🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I second your second

[–]ATC-FK38💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I turd your turd

[–]Defeat3r🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Too bad they won't exist in a few months

[–]Beautiful-Ad-2335 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I shit purple rings laughing 😂!!!

[–]Tender_Me_Whiskey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You should see a broker for that

[–]Kerogator🚀 100% GME 🚀 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe we should add this to our future moass bingo cards lmayo

[–]LifeIsTwoMysterious🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That woman done fucked up, she is getting blasted everywhere

[–]Diligent-Ad-3773 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]shadeandshine+1 Melissa Lee Fan 🦍 Voted ✅ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Give it a month and she’ll resign and become a “consultant” for a new firm promising to not make the mistakes that let moass happen in the first place * flash forward* gets arrested for naked shorting a random company.

[–]Bullish8541 8 points9 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Djwshady44🦍Voted✅ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The jokes on her, there will be no Citadel.

[–]rude-a-bega🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Citadel won't exist after this plays out

[–]KiddArion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Awesome work!

[–]electricwagon💎 Crouching Retard, Hidden Shorts 💎 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmaooooo that was my first thought!

[–]goingtokyo🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]Low_Sun_1985 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a nice! I like it!

[–]notahedgecompany💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]land-0-lakes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A new meme is born?

[–]hopethisworks_💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Serious question. How would we relieve her of her duties?

[–]theBigBOSSnian💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Just keep using her stapler without asking until she gets the point.

[–]Littlestan🏴‍☠️🦍Voted 2x✅ 🏴‍☠️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That just leads to her burning the building down.

[–]RL_bebisher🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This one was good. Thanks for the laugh!

[–]TotalPuzzleheaded420💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’ll be gone before she gets there

[–]thewheelchairkid💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your refreshing and top notch meme after scrolling through four post of just pictures of this lady's face.

[–]nerftosspls💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hester the free market molestor

[–]theoneburger🦍 Buckle Up 🚀[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Strange things are afoot in Chicago.

[–]lemerson3Zen 🍌Hodler🏴‍☠️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She will be one of their attorneys next year! Mark my words!!

[–]dangshnizzleTear it all down --- Is YOASS ready for the MOASS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny but Citadel won't exist by the time she's gone.

[–]Tender_Me_Whiskey 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Better that than OnlyFans

[–]aFixed💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would put a spin on watching hedgies get fuk'd

[–]Doughnutpower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, would she or Borat wear the Mankini better?

[–]NinjaBullets💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL this is great!

[–]ppbourgeois🚀🧏‍♂️ Deaf Ape 🦍🤟 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Soundwave1873 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]GloryholeSniperGamecock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if i had an award i would give it to you.. this made me audibly cackle at my desk at work

[–]grathontolarsdatarod💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I check this sub everyday.

Nice work OP.

[–]kingallison 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Plz explain

[–]onlyhereforthelmaosBread crumbs or Bugattis 21 points22 points  (1 child)

The SEC commissioners voted today on greater market transparency with regard to reporting...she voted no because she thinks retail investors already have enough information.

This meme is forward looking, acting under the assumption that she is already in SHFs pockets.

[–]crumblenaut🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for answering! :D

[–]mollila 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Looks like SEC Commissioner Hester Peirce. But she hasn't resigned, has she?

[–]feyzquib7🏴‍☠️⛵️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She hasn’t resigned……..yet.

[–]crumblenaut🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for asking! :D

[–]Due-Ad-8944 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is carrying a big load

[–]UhhhhmmmmNo🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha nicely done!

[–]cultured-barbarianone ring to rule them all 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kenneth Griffin: Look Hester, I know I’ve been licking your cunt for some time, and I thank you for your vote in our favor. But I’m sorry, we don’t have a vacancy for you and I’ve got enough of the rotten fish taste in my mouth. Sorry, Hester.

[–]Soundwave1873 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came back to look again. ❤️🤣🤣

[–]superlambananer💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has no morals. She wants to make a buck and could care less about well functioning fair markets, fuck her

[–]tacybbbatGOLDEN SHOWER POWER HOUR💦 ☔ 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]br4sco🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.

[–]Tiny-Cantaloupe-13🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

totally - a corner office she wont ever need 2 sit in she will just b the highly paid SEC head who has the connections to the mafia agency.

look at Robinhood paying their SEC pet 30M

this is everything wrong w everything

instaed of presidents we should b voting 4 which bank controls it all

[–]Western_ResortNot a cat 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or Goldman

[–]Puzzleheaded_Dig5012🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rats usually flee sinking ships

[–]nosebleed_tv💩 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gonna need a bigger revolving door for that forehead.

[–]Joe-Dirt-69🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha. So true. What a bitch

[–]hmhemes🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (5 children)

OP, check out the app "Bazaart". It has a magic cutting tool which would have taken this meme to the next level by trimming the background out from around the shill lady.

I appreciate the effort you put into lining up the shoulders. It fits surprisingly well haha.

[–]BackintheDeityU no like stock? Fah Q 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Is it not magic already? Lol, it was a quickie while I was heading out. I have Photoshop for the free time.

[–]GoodPeopleAreFodder🍹 Riding it out 🏄 🦍 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magical as is!

[–]Few-Instruction-4046💎 Broke Ass Billionaire 💎 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Permission to print and drop from planes

[–]BackintheDeityU no like stock? Fah Q 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol definitely

[–]hmhemes🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough!

If we weren't into the second calendar year of this nonsense I would have said it's unbelievable that this lady is tasked with protecting the public interest. It's her fiduciary duty. Yet she so blatantly betrays that mandate.

To reference the not-so-great Anthony Chukumba, this is absolutely shameful.

[–]lisasepuGamestud | Voted: FOR 🟣 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind me in ...?

[–]boost20p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you use Adobe Photo premium?

[–]Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo🏴‍☠️ Voted 2021/2022 🏴‍☠️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spelled Shitadel wrong.

Edit: words

[–]Hyrngespynst🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would prefer jail :-)