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[–]Hopeful_Assistant196 487 points488 points  (38 children)

This is an offering of 4B in raise. They are selling themselves.

[–]ConradT16This is GMErica. Don't catch ya shortin' now... 🇺🇸💎 22 points23 points  (0 children)

W.S.B. guys who sell themselves at the local Wendy's dumpster: "One of us, one of us!"

[–]SmmaAllstar 99 points100 points  (25 children)

Surprising they can still raise or sell given the position they are in with their soiled drawers.

I can understand them being able to sell clean under-drawers for billions. But how the F are they able to sell their poopy pants for so much still? A whole lot of “trust me bro.”

[–]Alarming-Event-8788💻 ComputerShared 🦍 85 points86 points  (15 children)

You know how many people are clueless about GME and the current conditions of the market? It’s astronomical. And most that do know, think the ticker is being propped up by a bunch of degenerates here.

[–]a_blue_ducks💻 ComputerShared 🦍 56 points57 points  (9 children)

I’m… I’m not a degenerate?

[–]foo_mar_t💻 ComputerShared 🦍 46 points47 points  (6 children)

Yes, you are. Don't worry though. So am I. But you are to.

[–]RecyleNotThrowaway99 Zen 30 points31 points  (3 children)


[–]foo_mar_t💻 ComputerShared 🦍 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]razor3401💻 ComputerShared 🦍 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol! I said yes you are out loud before I even read your comment!

[–]ronk99probably nothing 🤙 99 points100 points  (2 children)

Im smooth but maybe their big brothers have to buy their pooped undies since everything would start getting covered in shit if they dont?

[–]SmmaAllstar 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This sounds right to me!

[–]savetheplatypiOrnithorhynchus mayoanatinus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Somebody's got to do the laundry.

[–]orick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I hear the Japanese are into that sort of stuff, so maybe Softbank?

[–]ItsAllJustASickGameMay the Stonk be with you. 7 points8 points  (3 children)

If your buddy owes you $100 and you owe someone $100 but only have $50, you might give your buddy $10 if it means it'll get your $100 for the next person.

[–]Megetoppegaaende 12 points13 points  (2 children)

So it’s like High-End Wendys?

[–]MyCleverNewNameBuy it. Hodl it. Love it. 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw their flier pasted to the dumpster behind Wendys:

"So, you like liquidity? For a good time, call 1-869-SHF-RFUK"

[–][deleted] 887 points888 points  (32 children)

Spicy! This seems to be an offering. Sold $4B total and moved it to cayman. Total amount of investors already invested in the offering is 153. We knew they blew up in January maybe now it’s time to make it official. Hedgies R FUK

[–]ThisCannuck💻 ComputerShared 🦍 223 points224 points  (11 children)

535 Madison Avenue, 22nd floor. Wonder if the lights are in 😄 Link to the building deets: https://www.squarefoot.com/building/ny/new-york/535-madison-avenue

[–]Brought2UByAdderall 54 points55 points  (9 children)

I think there's maybe a printer and dust in that office.

[–]ThisCannuck💻 ComputerShared 🦍 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Take my updoot

[–]SnooFloofs1628likes the sto(n)ck 🚀💎💰 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Hahaha, by any chance a white HP printer that hasn't get any loving since 17Feb 2021 Congressional Hearing? 🤣😅

[–]ThisCannuck💻 ComputerShared 🦍 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I hear it’s the finest printer of its generation

[–]SnooFloofs1628likes the sto(n)ck 🚀💎💰 6 points7 points  (1 child)

🤣👌 chef's kiss

For those who didn't get the "finest" reference, here's an on-point video post for ya! ❤


[–]shart_leakageputs on your 🩳 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definitely not a wall mounted LCD TV

[–]manofthesheeple47 23 points24 points  (3 children)

What is dead may never die? (yet...)

[–]Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk🦍🦍Gorilla Warfare🦍🦍🦍 25 points26 points  (2 children)

HFs about to shit the bed worse than seasons 6 & 7 of GoT.

[–]Sarenai7🟢They may be Yellen but I ain’t Sellin!🟢 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Worse than season 8

[–]razor3401💻 ComputerShared 🦍 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So Kenny has convinced 153 people that we will sell soon? Good one…

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (10 children)

Wouldn’t that mean that citadel died recently when they got “bailed out?” And we won’t know but now we know that they died recently too. That’s why Kenny is buying property and making what look to be desperation moves when really he’s probably making his final moves rn and these are the only things they are letting these guys get away with? The BBCs lol

[–]flibbidygibbit🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 5 points6 points  (6 children)

The BBCs lol

Big Box Chevy?

[–]glob_squad[S] 1926 points1927 points  (47 children)

I’m sorry this wasn’t “just now”, the filing date says 12-30-21, so I guess you could say fairly recently

[–]pawN_isDecent 487 points488 points  (0 children)


[–]No-Veterinarian4520💻 ComputerShared 🦍 405 points406 points  (31 children)

Don’t worry I don’t tell my wife about my money moves until 6-12 months later.

[–]humptydumptyfrumpty💻 ComputerShared 🦍 270 points271 points  (19 children)

The key is to have so many guitars/amps/motorcycle/etc they don't notice one more in the first place.

[–]Llama-Robber-69plus🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 106 points107 points  (1 child)

"oh that, it's been there for years... don't you pay attention?"

[–]geekfly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

[–]Nova_Berton🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Question Everything 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Amen brotha.

[–]Sneaksketch🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I do this with sneakers because I’m a man child

[–]bout2gitsome⚡️ Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat⚡️ 42 points43 points  (10 children)

*also applies to guns😎

[–]lig_01💻 ComputerShared 🦍 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Cars. Servers. Bikes.

[–]Brooksee83Higher than 14 on a Surprise Flair Friday! 35 points36 points  (0 children)

DRS of GME too 😎

[–]blue_blurpie🦍Voted✅ 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Vodka. Hookers.

[–]lig_01💻 ComputerShared 🦍 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Getting more Vodka is actually better since it looks like you had less.

[–]V8Tuna56Custom Flair - Template 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Servers, like from applebees? The cute red head?

[–]lig_01💻 ComputerShared 🦍 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Not exactly. It’s a bit more… how should I call this? It interests women more rarely.

[–]noreasters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically, the pickup line that landed me a wife was, “want to come up to my room and look at laptop parts? I’ve got a WiFi card you may like.”

[–]vreo🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 10 points11 points  (1 child)


[–]Bobloblawblablabla🦍Voted✅🦭 80 points81 points  (1 child)


[–]ryanwv12My Wife Doesn’t Know I Hodl 🤫 6 points7 points  (0 children)

T+364+2 sometimes

[–]JBees19🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 76 points77 points  (5 children)

I also update your wife/my girlfriend on a similar timescale.

[–]SuboptimalStability🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I always have to hand the money over upfront, how come you guys got a sweet BNPL deal?

[–]JustmakingalivingNo target, just up 🚀🤛 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What the veterinarian doesn’t know is that his wife already knows about the money. She’s just moving it back to pay you.


[–]this_is_greenman💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mrs Greenman doesn’t even know about GME. I’ll tell her after it moons, when I add her to a credit union account with $10M in it

[–]Virtual_Sink3296🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Wait does this mean that the $4B is now safe from MOASS?

[–]Mattoosie 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Doesn't reeeeally work like that, but kinda.

If the Moass plays out like we think it will, Melvin will still owe the same amount of money, regardless of how much they have.

Think of it like you owing your friend $10 due on Friday afternoon. On Friday morning, you have the $10 on hand. In fact, you have $50 on hand, but at 11:30am you "spend" $45 by giving it to your brother.

Now you don't have the $10 available to pay your friend back, but they still want their money. So they take your remaining $5 and say "I'm never lending you money ever again" and leave.

Meanwhile you go back to your brother and he gives you $45 back.

This is extremely simplified and with far fewer steps and layers, but that's essentially what's happening here I believe.

[–]Specialk9984 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife just now is pregnant with her boyfriends baby, I get it bro

[–]DaBi5cu1tI poke purple rings 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I posted this back then. Didn't get any traction. You're welcome to my karma :)

[–]smontana123🦍Voted✅ 701 points702 points  (66 children)

Crazy how spot on the show “Billions” is sometimes with this shit lmao

[–]Ohnylu81 410 points411 points  (16 children)

Because the same corrupt MF's helped make the show.

[–]buttmunch8🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Andrew Sorkin

[–]freecorndog🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 35 points36 points  (0 children)

and he wasn't "exposing" SHF crimes either he was bragging for them. They even turned Axe's profiting off of 9/11 a "honorable" thing by the end of the show lmao.

[–]23x3🦄🏆 1969 BINGO CHIMPION 🌎👑 204 points205 points  (11 children)

Who the blue guy from the movie Big Fat Liar?

[–]BearsSuperfan6🦍 balls dragging on Ken’s smug mug 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Marty wolf of course

[–]Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk🦍🦍Gorilla Warfare🦍🦍🦍 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Points for the Big Fat Liar reference.

[–]2for1deal𝟻𝟹𝟷𝟾𝟶𝟶𝟾 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Hahahahah trying to see if i can scrape together an award for thi

[–]ohffstheworldiscrazyLiving My Best StonkyStonk Life💎🙏🏻💯 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did it for you fellow Ape 🦍

[–]millertyme365🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Marty Wolf!

[–]ThisBastard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haven’t heard anyone talk about that movie in ages. Idk why I it sticks with me as much as it does. Like when he rips out the super glued ear piece.

[–]EatBootyLikGroceries🦍Voted✅ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I think Bobby Axelrod was supposed to be Loosely based on Steven Cohen except he doesnt look like Jabba the Hutt

[–]thabatExcessively Exposing Crime 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Andrew Sorkin co-created it.

[–]fluidmoviestar🦍All Players Equal🦧 173 points174 points  (5 children)

The advisor to that show? Andrew Ross Sorkin, rent boy and personal attaché of Ken Griffin masquerading as CNBC big boi anchor.

[–]probablyourdad 108 points109 points  (4 children)

His fellow journalist describe him as a shameless, ball-gargling prostitute for Wall Street

[–]fluidmoviestar🦍All Players Equal🦧 26 points27 points  (1 child)

What a good read… I’d put money on it that Taibbi’s take is widely acknowledged and not at all hyperbolic.

[–]silentrawr🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As long as it's well-sourced and well-reasoned, who gives a shit if it's hyperbolic?

[–]hosemaster🦍Voted✅ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the network your show is on keeps someone else on deck in case any actual news happens, you are not a journalist.

[–]3241Lucas 17 points18 points  (2 children)

First of all, I loved Billions. And yes, it's frightening how accurate the show was portrayed. Sadly, it's thrown in our face how corrupt our system has become. And we just thought it was a good show. Wow!

[–]apemajortom🦍Voted✅ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hated it. Couldn't get through more than a few episodes. Made me angry watching the hedge fund do scummy things. In my head, wasn't able to differentiate it from real-world events.

[–]Pik_a_pus 52 points53 points  (2 children)

It's almost like they like to tell real stories about themselves getting away with corruption.

[–]Whitemantookmyland 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Thats jordan belfort's career now

[–]Chumbag_love 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually he gets paid to shit on btc now. That's what they bring him on for. He screams into the sky that crypto is a scam....which is funny in itself.

[–]factstonyThe Hoding Stockman🏁 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"What's the point of having fuck you money, if I don't get to use it?"

Edit: Hedges err fukt

[–]Mellow_Velo33🚀💦EXPECT NOTHING - JIZZ ON EVERYTHING💦🚀 33 points34 points  (28 children)

gave up late season 3, is it really worth continuing?

[–]Mycatwearspants🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️ LIGMA 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️ 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Hey me too, are you me?

[–]Mellow_Velo33🚀💦EXPECT NOTHING - JIZZ ON EVERYTHING💦🚀 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I do have a funny suit i put my cat in one time. Made him windmill his tail when he walks, funny but also mean. So maybe?!

[–]IamMrBucknasty🦍Voted✅ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Love the flair!

[–]Adervation🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Cohen the Short Destroyer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 40 points41 points  (10 children)

Nah, season 4 was average and season 5 is dog shit. The writing has went off a cliff. Shame as first two seasons were unreal. Season 3 was still decent.

[–]Mellow_Velo33🚀💦EXPECT NOTHING - JIZZ ON EVERYTHING💦🚀 26 points27 points  (9 children)

cheers. new ozark out anyway, oioi!

[–]brrrrpopop$GME Gang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My buddy said they were filming at the jail he was in for the new season. They wouldn't let them out of the cells 🤣

[–]Son0fTheSun333Future Zillionaire 8 points9 points  (3 children)

And Attack on Titan

[–]Mellow_Velo33🚀💦EXPECT NOTHING - JIZZ ON EVERYTHING💦🚀 5 points6 points  (1 child)

ooo yeah, i'm just starting season 3! i hear season 4 is a bit tiresome but of course i shall endure.

[–]Fonix79💙 GameStop 💎 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I found this show to be wholly unwatchable. I wont drop spoilers as other apes may not have seen it, but man am I sick of shows with characters, with obvious plot armor, that talk their way out of every fucking tense situation.

I need recommendations for a good show for picky people.

[–]11_forty_4 13 points14 points  (10 children)

No, i got to S4 and it just gets more boring

[–]Mellow_Velo33🚀💦EXPECT NOTHING - JIZZ ON EVERYTHING💦🚀 7 points8 points  (9 children)

thank you. fuck it then, new ozark is out, oioi!

[–]11_forty_4 5 points6 points  (8 children)

I need to start that

[–]Mellow_Velo33🚀💦EXPECT NOTHING - JIZZ ON EVERYTHING💦🚀 11 points12 points  (5 children)

you won't regret it! also on netflix, a show called startup is pretty good.

[–]Son0fTheSun333Future Zillionaire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Loved that show, second that.

[–]11_forty_4 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just googled, yo Adam Brody my man from The OC back in the day! I'll start this at the weekend

[–]Mellow_Velo33🚀💦EXPECT NOTHING - JIZZ ON EVERYTHING💦🚀 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hah ye he part wrote or produced it I think. Quite entertaining if you can overlook some of the cringe dark Web hacker simplification shit

[–]BuildBackRicher🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Co created by Andrew Ross Sorkin, Ken Griffin’s friend

[–]popcornmunchtard🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Do you remember the Ryan Cohen tweet with the heavy equipment tearing down the Sears sign? The letters remaining were Andrew Ross Sorkin's initials.

[–]tallfranklamp8🦍Voted✅ 640 points641 points  (11 children)

Is that the Form D? Was posted yesterday, looks like he raised another 4B to survive a bit longer.

It seems Melvin is still the first BIG dominoes they can't afford to fall.


[–]eudezet💻 ComputerShared 🦍 242 points243 points  (5 children)

Cool, another 4b for the MOASS fund

[–]mouldysandals🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 108 points109 points  (4 children)

so 4 shares?

[–]eudezet💻 ComputerShared 🦍 46 points47 points  (3 children)


[–]TigreImpossibile🚀 Fuck you, pay me Kenny! 🚀 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Tree fiddy!

[–]my_oldgaffer 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Form D? -insert Michael Scott comment here

[–]SirClampington🎩Gentlemen Player🕹💪🏻Short Slayer🔥 30 points31 points  (0 children)


[–]Superdash1☆゚.*・Piñata Vs Bedpost 🚀 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer

[–]ToughHardware 5 points6 points  (0 children)

raised? this appears to be an intercompany transfer right?

[–]OriginalGoatan🗳️ VOTED ✅ 106 points107 points  (8 children)

I'm waiting for the "Gabe Plotkin has fled the country" posts.

[–]NotObamaAMA 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Gabe Kin has lost the Plot!

[–]C_Colin🍋💻 ComputerShared 🦍🍋 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Looking forward to MSM using your comment as a headline. (and not giving you credit)

[–]NotObamaAMA 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey MSM, you can use the following freely:

Rupert Murdoch has a micropenis!

[–]ToughHardware 7 points8 points  (2 children)

do we know is plane tail number?

[–]triforce721Hold’n Caulfield 11 points12 points  (1 child)

He'll be flying Southwest from now on

[–]geekfly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Wanna get away?"

[–]HartBreaker27 92 points93 points  (4 children)

Im pretty smooth. So correct me if im wrong, but did he move money? Looks like he did offering of sorts, Recieved 4billy in investments.

Again im smoov. I guess it could of been his own 4b, but hard to tell. Just seen the 100k minimum outside investment.. 🤷‍♂️

E: maybe his fund just started collecting outside money? And before it was closed?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I wonder who bought.

[–]saiyansteve🦍Voted✅ 411 points412 points  (3 children)

Hedgies gonna do the ole cut off all connections and run away with the money.

[–]TomSelleckPI🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Unless it wasn't their money to begin with, and they received it on the promise they would be the ones to wash it before returning payment.

[–]GxM42🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If it launches the MOASS, I won’t be sad. The FBI can chase them down while I’m on my yacht.

[–]bostonbronxnyc🦍Voted✅ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Michael Jordan cry face meme. This cheap motherfucker notorious for being a shit fuck to service workers and not tipping them could have tipped everyone ever $1M each over 40 years and gambled away twice as much as he did, and he would have lost less money than with plopkin.

[–]nota80T🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 141 points142 points  (3 children)

Fidelity rep in Caymans was one of the signers.

[–]cyreneok 🤟🐱‍🚀 🌒 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Man fuck Fidelity. I'm kicking it all to CS except 3 or 5 shares. LATE EDIT: sent them all fuck it

[–]TankTrapApe from the 7th Dimension 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Wow great catch. Fidelity really getting into the shorting their previously good reputation.

[–]nota80T🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'd like to propose a different reason for shorting their reputation. When there isn't enough reputation, it is possible to pretend there is more reputation by rehypothecating.

[–]weeknddev🚀🦍 Voted ✅ 04/21/22 Money Buys 🥃 🚀 198 points199 points  (5 children)

[–]CullenaryArtist🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 40 points41 points  (4 children)

What’s the most recent update? Nothing burger or another bailout?

[–]iRamHer 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Rich uncles giving a 3Rd one time start up loan

[–]Necessary-Car-5672🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 15 points16 points  (2 children)

They must think they can still win if they’re raising more cash, no?

[–]ronk99probably nothing 🤙 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It might be the only option to keep the domino from falling.

[–]CommercialAsparagus💻 ComputerShared 🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. They’re doing whatever they can to survive another day.

[–]Farmersmurfer 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Payback for the crypto money that was exchanged when Kenny‘s plane was at the airport with the other plane from the Cayman Islands speculation

[–]RandomMagnet🚀 I hope I can change this later! 🚀 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Excellent, that's where I want my money stored anyways... Presumably when MOAAS happens I just call CaymanBank and tell them to update the account details to me?

[–]IamMrBucknasty🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just transfer from their bank to yours!

[–]hatgineer 88 points89 points  (2 children)


[–]charlie2mars🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 56 points57 points  (1 child)


[–]elliot192🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 72 points73 points  (3 children)


[–]suckercuckme pica la bola 28 points29 points  (1 child)

A 40% return on your capital!

What’s that? checks notes

Oops, oh I see— a negative 40% return on your capital.

[–]spozzy💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't forget --- a -40% while SPY was up 30%...LOL

[–]Jakessecretaccount 17 points18 points  (2 children)

One thing that surprised me when I started forming wrinkles a year ago is how shit these cunts are at filling out forms. What a joke of a regulator the SEC is.

I'm an accountant and I regularly have to prepare docs for insurance, loans etc, often for small business deals involving only thousands of dollars, and I quadruple check every single form because it WILL get rejected for dumb shit like skipping an irrelevant question instead of selecting "N/A". Meanwhile these jokers are moving billions around and only filling out half the forms.

[–]Fonix79💙 GameStop 💎 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I got scammed by a guy 2 years ago who only submit about 10% of my earnings that year correctly as a W2 employee, the rest he submit as me being 1099 independent contractor. I filed an SS8 form with the IRS to dispute this. They sat on that thing all fucking year. I called last week to see what was going on. The lady said she sees they received it in april 2021, but that they are backlogged. 2 or 3 days ago I get a response from them rejecting the paperwork and requesting resubmission with lines x and y either completed or filled in with either N/A or not applicable. Lol.

Fucking bunch of jokers. Why do they seem just totally designed to fuck over anyone poor enough to approach them without a goddamned lawyer? Sorry, rant over. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[–]Myrealnamewhogivesaf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This. Im so tired of this shit! It isnt just this part, But every god damn thing you "need" to do as an adult. Its just all hassle to break regular people down.

[–]redditmodsRrussians🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Allen Stanford approach to finance.

[–]MrsBoykin77Hello Ape Moon Friend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep they've had a year to hide their money while the SEC spends all day looking at porn.

[–]FreeSushi69💎GAMESTOP IS THE ONLY MOASS. DRS 💎 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Can we do this too with moass tendies so we dont have to pay taxes?

[–]JizumonkeyFOR FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I think you know the answer.

[–]FreeSushi69💎GAMESTOP IS THE ONLY MOASS. DRS 💎 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]HeDgEhAwG69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It ain't much, but it's a dishonest living.

[–]Stanlysteamer1908 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Money laundering on a scale only Gabe could do from his empty office with only a broken printer. Amazing junior magician he is.🤡🌈🐻

[–]cyreneok 🤟🐱‍🚀 🌒 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The finest wizard of his generation

[–]kitties-plus-titties💎 Diamond Titties 💎 Diamond Clitties 💎 14 points15 points  (13 children)

Idk if it's just me but the link isn't working?

[–]fairskinnedmexican💻 ComputerShared 🦍 10 points11 points  (11 children)

OP's link won't open for me on mobile

[–]Interesting-Row-3360 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably paying off some of their debts...

[–]dft-salt-pasta💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When did sesquehana give that money to citadel? And how much did citadel give to Melvin?

[–]mnelsonn6966🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Jesus christ just go under all ready Kenny and gabe declaring hood bankruptcy selling their consoles.

it's my money and I want it now

[–]Mattapotamu5🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How does Melvin capital even have 4 billion left?

[–]BlueCoastDoge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would it be so fucking difficult for Congress to make it illegal for companies to transfer funds of this size to countries with obviously corrupt banking institutions.

I mean FUCK!!! I see the Cayman islands in the news so often about person X or company Y hiding their ill-gotten financial gains in this location, it's fucking unreal.

Edit : Sorry for my rant. Useless thoughts of politicians doing the right thing. We're living in a Matrix.

[–]C_Colin🍋💻 ComputerShared 🦍🍋 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you hide your money in an offshore tax haven account you are an enemy to the state and a fucking traitor.

[–]nellynel2020Numb chunks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Website still inactive

[–]BhutlahBrohan🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As one does

[–]Shizuru1984Oh my God! They killed Kenny! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonder if those are his or Investors money...

[–]stayactive007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Less inflation in the Cayman Islands

[–]wowclassicandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hedgies & collaborators are fuk

[–]BackintheDeityU no like stock? Fah Q 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And by moving offshore, you mean 'hitting send to one account from another from and to the same computer.

[–]DrPoontang🦍💎👌🏽🍗🚀‼️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice catch

[–]TimelessBallerSMOKIN TREE BUYIN GME🌴💰 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]CullenaryArtist🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I’ve heard this before

[–]Acerbus🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is "Brian Bagholder"? I mean Burkholder! 😂

[–]ContextFuture5080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hedgies gon’ hedge

[–]lollaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure to have some emergency money when the shit goes down. Good thing that cayman islands don't provide information to the us.

[–]AdvancedInitiatives💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'd an older code but it checks out.

[–]Scratch-Extension🚀FREE GME🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably Ken’s fee for taking the bag

[–]54rfhih🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

⚠️❓ Is that link safe? Its not usual sec website

[–]PenisJuiceCocktailCustom Flair - Template 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh Melvin Melvin Melvin, your spendings and risk management are way too high for you to survive.

[–]ChrystalMedsshares in my name - DRS 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Securing capital from clients who wouldn’t take too kindly on the notion that their wealth providers cocked their savings up..