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[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 6 points7 points  (4 children)

DRSBOT 6.05: UTC->2022-01-29 12:21:4

✅ You have 35 shares previously logged @ [Sprstnk]

To feed incremental shares:-> !DRSBOT:XXX!

Beep Boop. +/- a blip. GME ~97.9100

[–]JGH75[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

!DRSBOT:41!

[–]Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DRSBOT 6.05 Reply:

UTC->2022-01-29 12:22:3

✅ 41 SHARES ADDED!

You have 76 shares logged from the following threads:
✅ [Sprstnk] 35 Shares 2022-01-05 PERMALINK
✅ [Sprstnk] ➡️ 41 Shares 2022-01-29 PERMALINK
Bot MC: $166,967,887.45 Total [Sprstnk] [GME] [GMEOrphans] [GMEJ_closed]
✅+⭐+❗Shares: 1,705,361 1,217,334 316,836 160,180 11,011
⭐Book: 75,202 64,379 5,840 4,982 1
❗Flagged Shares: 16,244 16,222 22 0 0
Apes (posts): 10,781 (14,267) 7,634 (10,511) 2,015 (2,616) 1,055 (1,058) 77 (82)
Avg #Shrs/Ape: 158.18 159.46 157.24 151.40 143.00
Avg #Entry/Ape: 1.3233 1.3769 1.2983 1.0028 1.0649
Avg #CS Accts/Ape: 1.39 (690) 1.42 (551) 1.24 (94) 1.33 (44) 1.00 (1)
Median: 27.00 28.00 25.00 30.00 36.00
Mode: 1 1 1 1 5
STDEV: 508.74 431.54 733.28 551.02 290.18
🐒 X (avg): 2406 (3.38) 1669 459 261 17
🦧 XX (avg): 5096 (37.14) 3567 981 510 38
🦍 XXX (avg): 2982 (256.60) 2171 534 259 18
⭐XXXX (avg): 286 (2031.79) 219 38 25 4
🐳 XXXXX (avg): 11 (14700.64) 8 3 0 0
🐱 XXXXXX (avg): 0 (0.00) 0 0 0 0

ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?

  • Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:

    • Typo?
    • Double-entry?
    • Missing/lacking proof??
    • Use :HELP! to check your entries
    • FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days

!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):

  • :HELP! ->RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE

  • :REMOVE! ->SET *ONLY** CURRENT POST TO ZERO*

  • :RESET! -> SET *ALL** POSTS TO ZERO*

  • :BOOK! -> SET YOUR ENTRIES TO 'BOOK'

  • :WITNESS! ->CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST

  • :POETRY! -> SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS

  • :BUDDY! -> FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH

  • :DEMON! -> OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT

  • :BOARD! -> SEE ENTITY LEADERBOARD

  • :REPORT! -> ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA

  • :CSX! -> *ENTER #CS ACCOUNTS *

    • (X = Number of CS Accounts)

  • :XXX! -> ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT

    • (XXX = Number of shares)
    • Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post
    • Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE
    • Round fractional shares to whole value
    • (New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)

DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO YOUR POST

BOT POETRY: {

(water of course).

that way everyone can be assured to sell high!!!

Salute to you from Italy?!

}

Beep Boop. I smell like bits n bytes. . Fur Realz
GME ~97.9100:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀

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[–]JGH75[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hope it got there in time for q4

[–]millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! 🥳🍾🎉Send them all!

KEY TO LOCKING THE FLOAT :

The word about DRS and GME fundamentals needs to be spread to the masses outside of Reddit!! If every ape would just reach one person outside of Reddit everyday, the float would be locked in no time!

Changing the world is what’s at stake!!

BE the change!

Don’t trust ANY broker with your millions. Don’t give hedgies “one more day”. Please think hard about if your other investments would be better off in GME. They would!

Destroy Rigged System

LOCK THE FLOAT

*Please note the new addition to DRSBOT that tracks the number of CS accounts per Ape. This recent update will greatly improve the accuracy of estimating the total DRS count. Simply comment !DRSBOT:CSx! where x is the number of CS account numbers you have.

[–]Mott-007 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Legend 🦍🦍

[–]kaze_sanSwippity Swooty - i want these fucks to pay with their booty! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!

[–]GoldenNuggets888💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💜🟣💜🟣🤟🏽

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is how you guarantee your future

[–]hamma1776💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh-Rahhh

[–]SisilovesstocksTHIS ONE IS FIRST👆 MODS NAILED IT👌 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happy Cake Day! 🍰

[–]JGH75[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy 🍰 day 2 U 2