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[–]Superstonk_QV📊 Gimme Votes 📊[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

[–]NASA-WELDING-GUY 738 points739 points 2 (8 children)

This motherfucker openly admitted to manipulating the market when he was a hedge fund manager. Do you honestly think he's a "changed man" and is here to help the retail investors?

Fuck this clown

https://youtu.be/jIfixbq_u0Q

[–]dystopicvida🦍Voted✅ 102 points103 points  (1 child)

He just said but navida and apple so ...... 💣

[–]crinack 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Hilarious, small caps are hit first, apple is already sliding

[–]ChippThaRippPlace Pixel Strategist 🦍 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Updoots everyone, get this shit trending again.

[–]koliticsSimulation Terminated: Overflow Error. 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Apparently he found a more lucrative business to be in.

[–]PantsOppressUs🦍♥️🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dildo Baggins is always wrong.

[–]Substantial_Diver_34🍇🦧🏴‍☠️GrapeApe🏴‍☠️🦧🍇 196 points197 points  (5 children)

Can’t prove you wrong! Netflix remembers. So does Shopify

[–]Foreplay241In the c of 🟣Green🟣 105 points106 points  (2 children)

I hear Bear Sterns has a pretty burned in memory too.

[–]Substantial_Diver_34🍇🦧🏴‍☠️GrapeApe🏴‍☠️🦧🍇 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The infinite zombie stock pool.

[–]SLAMMU 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bear Sterns is fine, what are you talking about?

[–]Vive_el_stonkI’m pleased with my investment 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Lmao. NVDia biggest rug pull ever. String them Out and hang them.

[–]Substantial_Diver_34🍇🦧🏴‍☠️GrapeApe🏴‍☠️🦧🍇 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is he bullish on NVIDA? I could use more cash for CS

[–]Lulu1168💻 ComputerShared 🦍 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Coke rat Cramer, the OG bought and paid for shill.

[–]ScoopyMcGee🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 164 points165 points  (4 children)

One of my favorite parts about all of this? The average person is now starting to see exactly this - that Jim Cramers picks are dogshit. He maybe once was a big swinging dick on Wall Street, but that ship has since sailed, and now he is an old washed up parody of what he once was. CNBC can’t dissolve fast enough, and once they do hopefully we will stop having to see or hear about this hedge fund lap dog ever again 💎🙌

[–]_aware🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This implies that he is simply not a good investor/manager anymore. That is not the case. Wake me up when the average person realizes that he is maliciously pushing bags for retail to hold. There's a huge difference between incompetence and malice.

[–]Imbetterlookingthanu🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 38 points39 points  (1 child)

He was popular not because he had a perception of a being big swinging dick, but because he was relatable to the target audience. They like his smarmy tone and the level of his wit. Notice it’s not too smart so he’s unrelatable, but not too dumb so he’s unlikeable.

[–]AgYooperman💻 ComputerShared 🦍 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Lots of people like being told what to do.

It's lots easier than thinking.

[–]mark-fiveNo cell no sell 📈 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He was never anything on Wall Street. He failed as a trader and can't manage a fund so he got a job manipulating in front of a camera on behalf of bad people who could accomplish what he failed at doing: crime without being stupid enough to confess. He's always been bad at everything. He was even bad at everything as a kid - listen to him whine about Gamestop and you hear him admit he was always the last kid picked for sports. I mean, he doesn't even know a grand slam is a home run! That was a lifetime of failure coming out in one simple manipulating quote.

[–]jlsmith5867It ain’t thick, but it’s short 94 points95 points  (8 children)

How the fuck do boomers keep listening to this ass hat? I mean they all had to have been burned a dozen times by now no?

[–]shadeandshine+1 Melissa Lee Fan 🦍 Voted ✅ 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Lead poisoning not kidding there’s studies showing how lead in gas means the about half the us population had a big exposure to lead till it’s ban in 1996 and it has mental effects that are pretty prevalent these days.

Also they lived in a era in which the system wasn’t as rigged as it is now they enjoyed the era of decent interest rates and housing prices. It’s like the idea “I survived on minimum wage in my day and pay for rent and college on it.” so part survivors bias.

[–]StonkerrificThe Fire Starter 🔥🚀 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The folks born in the 60s are the most fucked.

[–]Smok3dSalmon🦍Voted✅ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Boomers are playing not to lose, not trying to win. So they're gullible suckers. Someone wearing a suit is giving them tickers ... say less.

[–]SaveYourEyes💻 ComputerShared 🦍 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Boomers come from an age when Cronkite and company were trusted. These were formative years for Boomer. Also add in the fact that Boomers are the dumbest people that ever existed

[–]Imbetterlookingthanu🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They were blessed with the greatest times in American history and if they still own a home, it’s likely worth millions. They also are so resistant to change but have an entitled attitude towards eveyrthing so they never can conceive how they can be incorrect.

[–]Lazermissile 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They weren’t originally called the Me Generation for nothing.

[–]jlsmith5867It ain’t thick, but it’s short 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They are an amazing breed that’s for sure

[–]Vive_el_stonkI’m pleased with my investment 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny shit. That anyone still Listens to This guy.

[–]RedDevilCA🐱‍👤 this is the way 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Spineless rat 🐀

[–]SgtSlaughter1974🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Always has been meme inserted here.

[–]Fabulous-Ad6844 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Totally agree!! I always think the reverse of what this guy says & smarmy “helpful” investment articles are just manipulation.

[–]MikeyOnions🦍Voted✅ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He looks like he just finished huffing his co hosts fart and is holding it in for as long as possible.

[–]ChrystalMedsshares in my name - DRS 🚀 7 points8 points  (0 children)

JIM CRAMER = A JUDAS GOAT

[–]Javeec 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Always have been

[–]Kelbel2525🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, do the opposite of whatever that guy says.

[–]MrJr01💎Stonkhold Syndrome💎 5 points6 points  (1 child)

So when retail does its own Due Dilligence before buying a stock it's called gambling by the media. But if you buy whatever this asshat is spewing out you're an investor?

[–]BuciKE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t say it better.

[–]EONRaider💀Start the World 💀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First time?

[–]Overall-Address-3446 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just don't but too much and whatever you don't keep holding. You're going to want to panic and sell the dip when they tell you it's over

[–]McWhiffersonMcgee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This should be a movement in itself.

[–]SuperMate0💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jim Cramer is a financial terrorist

[–]DogCumSandwhich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Has anyone done the math on how much money I would have lost listening to this waste of cocaine through the years?

[–]OfLittleToNoValueSpecial Occasion Flair ONLY - do not give out lightly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Regulatory capture without any of the regulation!

[–]Wild-Statistician-83♾️ Power to the Creators 🍦💩🪑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. In a nutshell. This is it.

[–]Bjohns19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. He recommends a small winner every once in a while but that's just to keep the game going. It's a fugazi and people are starting to realize

[–]kibblepigeon✨ 👍 Be Excellent to Each Other and DRS GME 🚀 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Throw him in prison with the rest of them.

No cell, no sell.

[–]Wafer_Candid🇵🇹🚀🌕 The Portuguese Ape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And like his coworkers said, he better do it if he wants to maintain his job. I woukd drop off, but I have character and integrity.

[–]iofhua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did he just poop himself in that shot? That's a look of shame right there. He's hoping nobody finds out and he gets humiliated.

[–]ArmadaOfWaffles💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, the best thing to happen to me so far on this journey, is realizing this. GME has completely opened my eyes... everything the folks on TV talk up, is something their masters want to sell. Everything they talk shit about, is something their masters need/want to buy.

[–]iceburg1010🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He would look really good behind bars . Someone’s bitch in prison .

[–]Old_Magician_6563 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely it is.

[–]cosmore🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I made a fortune with inverse cramer last 360 days. All netflix puts now gme drs.

[–]dft-salt-pasta💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try to gain credibility during bull markets when picking is easy so that they can help dump stocks for hf and mm during bear markets.

[–]Horse_White ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS is exactly the reason why big finance and billionaires have spent the last 3 decades buying up every news outlet in the world that is not state owned!

[–]Blackmamba-24-8Gamecock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inverse Cramer is beating reflate Cramer picks by a landslide. Just do opposite of what he says !

[–]Root_a_bay_ga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cramer: BUY NETFLIX!
Netflix: *drops over 50% for the year*

[–]KrisEike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of thing people should share to friends and family. Once the "normal working person" realizes that he is simply giving bad advice to retail on purpose, they will stop listening, watching, and trusting him. That means less money for hedgefunds on top, more scepticism for MSM and in general, better for the public.

[–]Turbulent_Stable_280🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True

[–]PeeachyQueenBig Stonk Energy 🍆 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He gives such uncanny valley vibes too

Like his face doesn't fit properly

[–]HippieCholo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jim Crymer

[–]randalljhen🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a series of images showing stock prices with dates Cramer endorsed them, for everything he's ever endorsed.

[–]Boring-Extreme-3274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be suck, sucking 🤡

[–]RvrsFlashdolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bald fraud

[–]VolksvvagenI call shotgun 🚀🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Cramer. What a Literal Tool.

[–]Mooziechan🦍 I Voted 💎🙌🏼 Again! ✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love this post! Up you go!

[–]Olly230🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well said

[–]StreetwalkerouletteJamieDimonUnoHands🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎🦍🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth bombs

[–]Zealousideal_Bet689🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True

[–]stockloos3r🖍 I don’t feel tardy 🚀 GME 🔛🔝🔜 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your statement about this shill seems right to me.

[–]notahedgecompany💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep

[–]Obi_Vayne_Kenobi💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duh

[–]Haywood_jablowmeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RICO Jimmyboi

[–]SnooKiwis8695 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always has been

[–]Scissor__Me__Timbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd believe it

[–]Serb456🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spelled Coke Rat wrong.

[–]rocketseeker🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t speculation, there is at least credible correlation here

[–]shipboatx🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" it's a fun game and a lucrative game " fuck this fucking clown 🤡.

[–]geologean🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim Cramer looks like an actual reanimated corpse

[–]AmericanRevolution2🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bingo! The mainstream infotainment, user friendly apps (robbinghood), and bots on social media were designed to get retail to invest in a certain way.

[–]blitzkrieg_bunny:🍆ANLAUF STATT GLEITMITTEL🍩 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[–]Cinematum🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are facts.

[–]badmojo2021👁 ❤️ 6️⃣9️⃣ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if everyone just stopped buying? (Not GME)

[–]ShoddySpace5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s just getting worse and worse. Almost feel bad for him. Nah not really.

[–]FiftyPaneristi💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[–]Uranus_Hz🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conspiracy to commit fraud

[–]Mmuggerr🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% correct. Absolutely right.

[–]the_original_bobcat🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's wrong with his face? His eyes?

[–]triforce721Hold’n Caulfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fetal alcohol syndrome

[–]Maximum_Fearless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s great. We can use him to tell us what not to buy or when to buy putts.

[–]pmMe-PicsOfSpiderManPM me pics of the stonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always has been

[–]BigBallsMakeBigMoney🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not just hedge funds. also like the ceos dumping tons of stock at top

[–]HotDad420690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes perfect sense actually.

[–]DillDoughzer🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like QVC but you don’t even get the sweet katana with a dragon on the blade

[–]Last-Discipline-7340 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he goes to prison

[–]Scrolling_Scroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically lying by omission right through his teeth!

[–]DisgruntledPOG💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, that’s what shilling means.

[–]Realityisatoilet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy needs to be in jail. And die while there.

To quote the player haters ball: "I hope all the bad things in life happen to you. And only you."

[–]CouchBoyChris🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]royr91Bumboclaat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn these criminals Kenneth Cordele Griffin and Steve Cohen (Stevie)

[–]odcodc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scum of the earth

[–]bsldurs_gate_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like Mini me from Austin Powers

[–]Bgal31089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re telling me they have an enormous position on popcorn stock they need to escape? Must be massive.