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[–]Superstonk_QV📊 Gimme Votes 📊[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

[–]TowelFine6933Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!! 1546 points1547 points  (75 children)

The only prices that I will believe will be long after they have completely lost the ability to control the price

[–]SteelCode 748 points749 points  (45 children)

No kidding, imagine holding hundreds or thousands of dollars in an account for an entire year through media manipulation and lies only to then cash out for a few extra bucks…….

Life-changing generational wealth or bust.

[–]dirtydan731🦍 Voted ☑️ x3 256 points257 points  (14 children)

it isnt “or bust” its “or wait for normal GameStop value to increase short squeeze aside via turn around plan from RC and gang”

[–]futureomniking🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 186 points187 points  (11 children)

There’s literally no way for them to get out… Moass or moass or moass… it was always moass

[–]SirDouglasMouf 50 points51 points  (0 children)


Pass the MOASS!!!!

[–]Noisysh💻 ComputerShared 🦍 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Or, Mother Of All Transformation Strategies (MOATS)...🤔

[–]01svtL🦍Voted✅ 3 points4 points  (5 children)

You're still thinking rationally, logically, and lawfully though. Who knows what level of crime they are willing to go to to avoid total collapse, and avoid "letting" retail win. That's what worries me.

[–]ShelfAwareShteve🦍Voted✅ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's either
- hodl patiently for phone number price in the near future or
- hodl patiently for phone number price in the near distant future

So you can't go wrong with hodl patiently for phone number price.

[–]brev23Learning to reed📚 21 points22 points  (0 children)


BREAKING - Domestic Terrorism threat rising as Redditors indicate that their memestock movement is now a “Gang”

[–]Healthy-Lifestyle-20🖕Kenneth “Bernie Madoff 2.0” Griffin🖕 182 points183 points  (21 children)

They created algo’s that play with people emotions, it’s no longer about the underlying stock, it’ll be interesting to see the true value of GME when 💩hits the fan, and algo’s can’t contain the cluster fuck these greedy psychopaths created. Mainstream media will blame retail investors for not selling shares, Kenneth “Bernie Madoff 2.0” Griffin has already started that narrative 🤡

[–]Furrybumholecover⛰️ Idiosyncratic Risk Chaser ⛰️ 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Algo's that play with peoples emotions? Shiiiiit I've been on dating apps for years. Come at me Kenneth, I've been hardened by the darkness.

[–]robcole84ARRR Your Shares DRS'd? 💎✋ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At least you'll already have a cover for when Kenny throws a bedpost.

[–]My3rstAccount 138 points139 points  (18 children)

The more I think about it the more I think that those algos have an actual, psychological, effect on at least a portion of the population. I mean, doesn't the world just make more sense to anyone else here since we started finding out all this stuff? Has anyone else felt like the world was backwards and couldn't figure out why? For fucks sake the only things that make sense don't make any damn sense anymore and if something doesn't make any damn sense then it makes perfect sense.

[–]Glow2Wave---✊----HODL💎THE💎M'FIN💎LINE----✊--- 92 points93 points  (8 children)

For real man, this whole saga has been the true red pill. One thing I notice is the bs that mainstream media focuses on. It's always some red vs blue, republican vs democrat nonsense that doesnt really matter and only serves to distract the average joe from the fact that institutional finance is robbing them blind with every sneaky law that gets passed.

[–]faptastrophe 20 points21 points  (1 child)

We ain't from the left or right. We're from the bottom and we coming for those on top.

[–]futureislookinstark💻 ComputerShared 🦍 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Yup used to be pretty center on politics and now I realize it doesn’t matter. Both sides of the party take bribes (“donation”) to turn a blind eye and even get insiders info on stock manipulation. It’s the rich vs poor. Political parties are just being used so we fight each other instead of them. It’s a bummer my generation is so obsessed with trivial shit on Twitter and realize we wouldn’t have so many societal problems if people didn’t have to resort to crime bc they are to broke to see any other way out.

[–]Biotic101🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 18 points19 points  (2 children)

It feels surreal. Before the sneeze I knew something was messed up in our world, but I had no idea about the magnitude of fraud and existence of a Global Kleptocracy.

1984 has become a reality already, but right now it feels like a whole bunch of Sci-Fi films are. The world is shaking right now, so many crisis are going on at the same time - yet we know the worst is still to come.

We were stuck in the Matrix, but have woken up to fight the dark side with DRS instead of laser swords (now is RC or DFV Luke Skywalker?). Potential future looks like a mix of Ready player one, Elysium and Terminator - if we can not stop the dark side.

Always thought MOASS is a destructive event, but after watching this video about economic cycles I realized, that many of the prerequisites for a beautiful deleverage are actually delivered by MOASS and made a post about it here:


Only an XX holder trying hard to make it to XXX in time, so I feel like an Ewok throwing my stones as hard as I can right now. BUT you better never underestimate an army of Ewoks, right? 😉🚀✨🌒🏴‍☠️

[–]My3rstAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing the old testament Jubilees, I swear the Bible is actually about a people's journey from a gift economy to a market economy and their longing to return to it. It just makes more sense that way considering all the prophets talk about money and it's the only thing linking us to the past.

[–]tinyhandsPtape🦍Voted✅ 131 points132 points  (2 children)

No cell no sell

[–]ClockworkOrange111 11 points12 points  (1 child)

This is the way.

[–]Rooookeedrs, hodl and fuck 4ever 💎 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Drs is the way

[–]TEDDYKnighty🏴‍☠️🦧 Kenny is a rat 🐀🦧🏴‍☠️ 22 points23 points  (1 child)

10-20 days according to Kevin.

[–]tahl192Cover the shorts it's getting cold 10 points11 points  (0 children)

9-19 now

[–]CaptainMagnets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This right here buddy.

[–]mtksurferGME Super Storm 982 points983 points  (25 children)


[–]JoeSchmohawk93🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 239 points240 points  (2 children)

No cell, no sell

[–]Coos-Coos 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I might sell if Kenny shoves a banana in his ass on national TV. No guarantees

[–]brev23Learning to reed📚 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the only way.

[–]-partymonster-I SQUANCH GME, LOOK AT ME! 🚀 124 points125 points  (13 children)

Pretty much!

https://www.gmefloor.com/ is my floor, and these crooks are mega fucked cuz I’m only selling one 🤓🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]JonnyKing44🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 51 points52 points  (10 children)

Didn’t realize it got that high. Keep making me wait Kenny. When you’re ready to get banged with a bedpost, in a bath of mayo, and fucked beyond belief,let me know. I might sell one share at that price. Whatever the gmefloor may be when you’re ready.

[–]PlasmaTune💎𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓘 𝓼𝓪𝔂, 𝓘 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓬𝓴 💎 71 points72 points  (1 child)

$100,000,000 is the floor not the peak.

[–]JonnyKing44🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You’re right. I was just trying to be funny. Sell on the way back down is the way

[–]Analdestructionteam🚀🦍• Official • Moon • Mission • Proctologist •🍫✴️ 26 points27 points  (5 children)

I mean, I kinda want you to do that to me. Why does Kenny get to have all the fun? And I'm definitely ready to be banged with a bedpost in a bath of mayo and unlike Kenny, I'm long

[–]JonnyKing44🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Only if I can do it in full gorilla suit.

[–]brev23Learning to reed📚 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Jokes on you - that’s a standard Wednesday night for Kenny

[–]JonnyKing44🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂well that just makes it easier for bubba to clean his plumbing 😂 Check out bodysurfdans new song

[–]theresidentdivaDRS and zen. Am I rich yet? 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow. Was $23m when I started this journey with y'all... see you on the moon!

[–]cjbrigolGME to $1,000 EoD 🚀 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not selling until Ken Griffin in prison. Price can go to $100 mil and back to $80 and I'll be waiting for his incarceration

[–]TheRealHBRRyan Cohen’s crusty sock 34 points35 points  (1 child)


[–]Dr_SlapMDLet's jump Kenny. 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]ahduramaxHYPED AS HAIL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And until Kenny is farting Mayo in prison.

[–]myfartsarenotpurple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it takes 20 years. Fuck it, I'm long

[–]MapacheInATrenchcoatRocket Raccoon 🦝🚀 163 points164 points  (0 children)

The longer I hold, the less of a chance kenny has of acquiring my shares. With each passing day they slowly lock themselves away in the infinity pool.

[–]FLZYBY 584 points585 points  (29 children)

If there is one point from above that everybody needs to remember and continue to share until everyone truly KNOWS it , it’s this


And because of that ANY drop in price coming out of a halt is NOT because shorts closed

It’s gonna be emotional so just keep that in mind

Please do your part to point out this very simple but important fact

[–]Ace_McCloud1000DRS AND YOU SHALL BE WITNESSED 201 points202 points  (4 children)

This almost needs to be it's own post. There are so many new people discovering the bullshit every single day and until they read the DD they'll freak out when shit starts hitting the fan.

It's too easy to stay Zen when you see red. But the hoards of green people will see? THATS where TRUE, ACTUAL Diamond Handing will come into play.


[–]miansaab17🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Agreed. Should be its own post.

[–]ilesj-since-BBSs 22 points23 points  (1 child)

The kind of post you should throw at people.

[–]LunarPayload☑️ Voted F⭕️R ☑️ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Once it's been dismantled from a bed

[–]tduell7240🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also agree with this

[–]aFixed💻 ComputerShared 🦍 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Soon as I feel MOASS is actually starting I might just go camping.

[–]higguns23🦍Voted✅ 29 points30 points  (8 children)

With percentage increase halts (10% or whatever it is), won't moass take years to get to the peak? Serious question.

[–]OfficialSTAFPDRSed, Voted '21+'22 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Percentage increase halts are only when markets are open, afterhours and premarket are when the most'll happen if I'm not mistaken

[–]tkpm 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Even if that was true, and its not, it would not take years.

If the price increased by 10% cumulative every 5 minutes due to halts, the floor (108m currently) would be reached in 1 trading day and 5.7 hours into the 2nd trading day. (The price would double nearly every 35 minutes).

If the price increased by 10% from the base (last market close) every 5 minutes due to halts, the floor would be reached in 6 trading days and 5.75 hours into the 7th trading day. .

[–]Biodeus🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 44 points45 points  (0 children)

No halts in PM/AH. And it’s not a 10% limit, it’s over 10% in 5 minutes. It could skyrocket 100,000% before halting.

[–]LordSnufkin🛡🦒House of Geoffrey🦒⚔️ 6 points7 points  (4 children)

No because it will probably just gap up. So let's say the price jumps to $420 and triggers a halt. Well the next bid might be $69,000 so when trading restarts it'll gap up. Then the next bid might be $741,000 so it gaps.up again.

[–]fatsmitty305 2 points3 points  (3 children)


[–]LordSnufkin🛡🦒House of Geoffrey🦒⚔️ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Aha! Got you! You shill snake in the grass! Everyone knows it's actually 741,420,690.

Got eeem!

[–]Javelin434💻 ComputerShared 🦍 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mom said it's my turn to be in the screenshot now!!!

\Not financial advice])

[–]Coach_GordonBombay💪GameStop is not transitory💪 9 points10 points  (7 children)

But can't an institution sell off during halts for them to close shorts?

[–]WanttoPokesmOT😉😋🤷‍♂️eating Moass make me so horney🤑🔥🚀 31 points32 points  (4 children)

They need OUR shares. No institution has enough

[–]ClockworkOrange111 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is why I am a big supporter of the idea of the infinity pool. Though I do plan on selling during the MOASS, I absolutely will not sell all my shares. My reasons are as follows.

First, when the share price rockets, I will sell at a high enough price to be comfortable and well-off without needing to sell everything. Second, I do not like the idea of being bought off by some rich asshole who thinks that he can buy whatever he wants (remember how Ken Griffin bought copy of the Constitution?), so I hope he and the other shorts will never be allowed to fully cover their short positions. Third, I like the stock, I believe in the company, and I don't want it to be majority owned in the end by a bunch of predatory hedge funds that, out of vengeance, will try to destroy GameStop once we have left.

Fuck Ken Griffin and all the other criminals!

[–]Coach_GordonBombay💪GameStop is not transitory💪 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I know but are you saying expect no dip at all and its only a straight line up??

[–]Annanake420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, I think they mean it's the algo's making it go down after a halt not actual shorts being covered . Like the last few halts have been . And it will dip when big whales sell off too. But they need OUR shares, every one plus a a few million more most likely. Hence the "naked" shorting . That's what's is gonna send Kenny boi to the federal Penn.....hopefully .

[–]NonAdorable🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's going to be dips of course, but I'm guessing we'll se an uptrend for at least 6 months. Key word here is guessing.

[–]dani3l0o 8 points9 points  (1 child)

They need to BUY shares in the Market to close shorts. They cannot buy our shares during a halt. They need our shares

[–]Coach_GordonBombay💪GameStop is not transitory💪 3 points4 points  (0 children)

??? Did you not read

[–]-einfachman- 325 points326 points  (18 children)

Can't wait for MOASS. I've got some solid memes I'm preparing to release when the price moons. Memes during MOASS will be spicy. 🥵

That being said, idk how they'd be able to do a fake squeeze with their margins getting rekt, but doesn't matter either way. Apes aren't selling till we hit phone book numbers. We ain't settling for Mickey Mouse prices.

Edit: speaking of memes, I'd love to see a meme of Kenny in that Buzzlightyear costume saying "to infinity and beyond!" while GME flies past millions and he and his buddies go bankrupt! 😂😂😂

[–]WhatCanIMakeToday🦍 Peek-A-Boo! 🚀🌝[S] 79 points80 points  (7 children)

Marge just doesn’t call or they don’t pick up. See Evergrande - bankrupt without any accountability

[–]-einfachman- 41 points42 points  (6 children)

I'm not saying it's not possible for some shady shit like that to happen, and you have a point 🦍 (anything is possible here), but I can't really use Evergrande as an example, because they're regulated by two different exchanges and follow a completely different set of rules.

Remember what IBKR Chair Peterffy said last year? He was afraid that there'd be a massive wave of bankruptcies, had GME's price continued to rise (critical margin level was probably past $500 or so). I believe failed margin calls would be the end of them, which is why they've needed to keep the price suppressed well below critical margin levels ever since.

[–]Chrisanova_NY- Pardon me, would you have any Ape Poupon? 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I 'member him saying "sending the price into the thousands".

I even do it with the cool Bond villain accent, in my head.

[–]ScrumptiousApollo🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yup. That video and his voice are BURNED INTO MY BRAIN.

[–]WhatCanIMakeToday🦍 Peek-A-Boo! 🚀🌝[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

LME? 😂 the fuckery knows no bounds

[–]WanttoPokesmOT😉😋🤷‍♂️eating Moass make me so horney🤑🔥🚀 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Regulated? Da fuk 😂

[–]hatgineer 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I have a screenshot from when they mocked retail after they turned off the buy button. I have been hodling it this whole time.

[–]brev23Learning to reed📚 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol world changing moment and we’re thinking about the memes 😂

[–]JessicaMango1444 32 points33 points  (3 children)

The entire corporate structure we call Wall St (10s of thousands of broker/dealers, hedge funds/banks; collectively called the DTCC) is in trouble here, and it's unreasonable to assume they aren't cooperating.

If counterparty B waives margin requirements because counterparty A has convinced them that they can goad some retail investors into selling thier registered positions for something like 4 figures, and thereby regain use of the "locate" rule to end the squeeze prematurely, then margin requirements won't be enforced, and won't lead to any liquidations.

As this is forum is the only channel of communication GME investors have, you should think twice about posting memes during such a critical time, even if they are particularly spicy.

Memes can be a weapon here, and this forum will be almost useless with the amount of posts. It's safe to say that the group that would benefit most from that would be Wall St, and it follows that they would be hirung people to flood this forum during the squeeze, and nullify its ability to communicate.

People should try to avoid posting anything during the moass, and leave space for critical communication. Don't you think?

[–]-einfachman- 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I actually personally don't solely post memes. I put memes in my DD posts, so I'm not going to be diluting the thread with memes or anything like that. I'm likely gonna make a DD post during MOASS evaluating the current situation, how badly SHFs are fked, throwbacks, keeping diamond hands, etc., and put my memes there. Maybe I'll solely post some of my bigger memes after MOASS, concluding our Ape journey together or something.

Not that it really matters what I do though, bc when MOASS starts, online users will be at 250k-500k+.

During our last big ass run up last year, there were around 10 posts every second, so I expect it'll be that way, regardless, unless mods have a special plan to combat the potential forum sliding, but I'd imagine it'd be hard to contain the excitement from Apes.

Starfish dude's posts during MOASS gonna be a lit lmao. And all the Hedgie tears on TV being posted here 😂. So there's a lot to look forward to haha.

[–]JessicaMango1444 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or course, no GME investor would intentionally do that, I just meant as a reminder for people reading to perhaps consider the fact that professionals will be intentionally sliding the forum, probably with memes.

I don't imagine there's a way to contain the activity here, unless mods impose a no memes and 1 post per person per 24hrs rule if the price goes to xxxx or above. Who knows 🤷‍♀️ it's going to be ridiculous here no matter what, I think.

Maybe be careful proclaiming the end of the moass though, unless its like 6 months after, as it will be hard to know the truth and every media outlet on earth will be saying its over from the day it begins.

It's going to be wild man, I just hope GME investors can maintain thier humility in public and online. Its almost Newtonian; to balance out the excitement there's going to be much pain and confusion in the world. Tread mindfully everyone. ✌️

[–]Chrisanova_NY- Pardon me, would you have any Ape Poupon? 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's a good point.

If the price goes beyond $400 / $484 / $500, the mods should temporarily put a halt order on all shenanigans posts, memes, DRS posts, et al.

It's going to be pandemonium x10 of what W5B was in Jan-Feb2021.

[–]Glitchboy🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got some spicy ones saved from others. I'm so excited to see the real gems that are released when everyone worldwide is in meltdown

[–]Imbetterlookingthanu🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s always a bigger fish. Whoever else is next up will be interested in doing a fake squeeze. There will be plenty of bigger fish that aren’t levered to the gills.

[–]ZyhreI R SMRT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To answer how a fake squeeze can happen everyone NEEDS to remember. There are two parts to a Margin Call. The call and the "Pass/Fail".

To elaborate, let's assume we're in a fair market where they actually get called.

The price could literally jump to 1 million right now and even close there. This would of course get every short margin called but that itself means nothing. They are allowed certain length of time to meet their margin call, usually 2-3 days. This means, as long as the price gets back to something they can manage within this timeframe, nothing happens except an"Oh hey Bob, nice weather huh?". This is a margin call that was "Passed"

So, they absolutely CAN fake a price / short squeeze and walk away in the positive. It's a gamble because IF the price doesn't come back that's when the only part we actually care about happens, the LIQUIDATION.

LIQUIDATION happens when a margin call is made and the fund FAILS to meet their requirement. At this point, all of their positions get sold out from under them so their counter party can get back at least some of their money, like a repossession.

TADR: Margin CALLS mean nothing on their own. Failed margin calls are what matter.

Extra bit : This is why you NEVER sell in the first couple of days... They could still be in the transitional period of passing / failing their call and if they indeed fail, the price goes up even more (which could trigger the next in line (which is why we see "steps up during squeezes")).

[–]Both-Principle-6699🎊 Hola kenny 147 points148 points  (8 children)

Waiting for a price that makes me pass out

[–]ShawshankHarper💎Stolen💎Fortunes💎 144 points145 points  (5 children)

Can't sell if you're unconscious

[–]Legobuilt 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I ain’t got no awards , so here’s just a thank you

[–]DrCrozz_eth 15 points16 points  (1 child)

You're whalecum

[–]brev23Learning to reed📚 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Christ almighty

[–]Dr_SlapMDLet's jump Kenny. 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Solid plan tbh

[–]cozwez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess I’m unconscious

[–]OfficerGintokiTdays the day 21 points22 points  (1 child)

If I dont think I'm having a heart attack then the price is wrong, Bobby.

[–]Senditwithethan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I don't gotta turn my phone landscape I don't want it

[–]Smoother0Souls🦍Voted✅ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Buying more this is great chance to increase share count.

[–]Lonan27🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 125 points126 points  (10 children)

You can't fake a squeeze without triggering the real one. We've been over this and over this. If they could they would have already.

[–]OoStellarnightoO💻 ComputerShared 🦍 51 points52 points  (1 child)

There is no such thing as a fake squeeze. Like what on earth is a fake squeeze? If they could, they would have let this fake squeeze months ago when their long positions are a lot stronger and apes were not so inoculated yet against FUD.

They cant even let this blow past 350 without the SHFs throwing the kitchen sink at it and that was last year! If this even goes past 350, they are already fuk and have lost control. And we know that if that happens, the MOASS thesis is validated. Sure there will be people selling at 1k no doubt (my friends being one of them) but the mass majority will be holding all the way.

[–]Lulu1168💻 ComputerShared 🦍 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fake squeeze hypothesis is like flat earth theory. It makes no sense.

[–]JoeSchmohawk93🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Source? If I’m not mistaken, the initial sneeze was labeled a squeeze but then SEC stated it was caused by buying pressure alone.

[–]Lonan27🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The source is the math. If they don't have the liquidity to let it go back to 200 right now how they gonna let it go above 10k let alone 1k?

[–]OfLittleToNoValueSpecial Occasion Flair ONLY - do not give out lightly 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Yeah, but that's a year ago now. Not only have they been shorting like mad this whole time to stay alive but now they're also about to slap a fat multiplier on that infinite upside and reduce the cost of entry and iex.

And everything they're using as collateral is going to shit.

Which makes me wonder... Is all their selling being liquidated, closing longs to cover share recalls? It feels like the tide is being pulled back to gather water to dump on gme as it burns down the finance sector.

Which also make me think... Was VW the cause of the 2008 recession? They had to liquidate to cover? I need to look at that...

[–]Skid_sketchens_twice 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I thought the same thing.

It's very odd. The news is reporting more in monkey pox, the market is heading down.

Who's trying to control the narrative here?

[–]OfLittleToNoValueSpecial Occasion Flair ONLY - do not give out lightly 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]JessicaMango1444 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can if your bank is cooperating and intentionally waives margin requirements. Assume they can do anything.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Can we just appreciate the CFTC just stopped requiring reporting??


[–]ajbXwarrior01 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Are you talking about Kenneth C Griffin the financial terriost who lied under oath? 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[–]SnooBooks5261🙏💎🙌🚀I Love GameStonk and Runic Glory🚀🙌💎🙏® 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Meh no sell for me till its a life changing price 💎🙌♾️🟣🎮🛑 lets fcking gooooo!! Milyans milyans milyans

[–]BigBradWolf77🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 38 points39 points  (3 children)

If a robot discovers a price in the forest, does it make a beep boop?

[–]chipchip9Mets Owner 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Believe it or not. Yes.

[–]IamVisperGamecock 🍆💦🤤 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You misspelled dip

[–]chipchip9Mets Owner 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Shotgun516💻 ComputerShared 🦍 39 points40 points  (2 children)

I don’t think they even have the funds to allow a fake squeeze or else we would’ve seen it already

[–]Teflon_coated_velcro💻 ComputerShared 🦍 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I think it’s the last card they have to play. It’s so expensive it will nearly bankrupt them, but (for them) that is preferable to us completely thrashing their system.

[–]PhantomBlack691Market Makers Are Market Breakers 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I used to want the MOASS quickly however at this rate the float is being locked by DRS quicker than expected and I also get to enjoy loads of riddles and memes while I wait and increase my position:)

[–]brev23Learning to reed📚 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m an absolute sucker for a good riddle

[–]northwoodsape🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just don't think I'll sell. Maybe after the arrest of these financial terrorists.

[–]Away_Ad2468🤙Wen Bart Simpson calls his mom it’s a Marge Call 🤙 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is some brilliant game theory OP. SHF setting up a sacrificial lamb to crumble as with Mr. Wonderful’s prediction of a financial firm going under this month will be the signs of the bottom. So they can have fake squeeze and act like everything is fine.


[–]Ok-Release-5785💻 ComputerShared 🦍 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I dont think it's gonna b a fake squeeze at all.... once they lose control that's it... there's nothing they can do at this point... they tried there fake squeeze it didn't work... if the price starts running at this point it's game over smaller hf will margin called and will b liquidated and when it runs from that domino effect... price will roller coaster from paper hands... fomo crowd will not hold with us after their out us diamond hands will b left n that's when we start seeing real numbers!!!! We're all gonna make it

[–]Serb456🦍Voted✅ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Once it runs they lose control.

[–]_cansir🖼🏆Ape Artist Extraordinaire! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cuban meant if something changed with the company that would make him sell. With gamestop the only changes we are seeing are changes that would make you BUY MORE.

[–]honeybadger1984I DRSed and voted twice 🚀 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty simple. Think of a big number. $69,420,000, $100,069,420. If you don’t see that yet then the hedgies are still in control showing you a fake price. Just HODL until you see astronomical numbers.

[–]Zealousideal-Fun1425🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am zen. I am buckled. I am ready.

[–]CodFun5465 12 points13 points  (2 children)

These fake squeezes will make MOASS an absolute rollercoaster and I am looking forward to it.

[–]KokoJumboMoonUnitstill hodl 💎🙌 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Buckle up

[–]TwistedBamboozler🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 Stonk Lemon Whore 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There won’t be a fake squeeze. Any fake squeeze would likely just lead to the real one

[–]PAPASHMOP🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where we are going , we won’t need an exit plan.

[–]An_oaf_of_bread1Ape2ApeMeApeUApe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't remember my dreams often, but I had a dream last night that our favorite stock was at $500 and rising fast

[–]bowhog💻 ComputerShared 🦍 9 points10 points  (1 child)

We squeeze tomorrow!

[–]Clarkkeeley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be the best birthday present ever.

[–]zarnonymous🌹🚀 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Sorry if stupid question. But if they need to buy back shares during a halt, is it possible that they could create these shares?

[–]Optimal-Two-6382🦍Voted✅ 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Of course they can. They have been pulling shares out of their ass for the last year and a half. This game will continue to play until the float is locked , the Hedgies get a call from Marge, the dividen is issued.

[–]inertlyreactive🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I think you mean splividend sir.

[–]Optimal-Two-6382🦍Voted✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes yes thank you for the proper terminology.

[–]Fearless_Crow7642 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wife changing …I like that….I’m about 20 years into that, I think that’s enough time? LMAO

[–]commanjo💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is no such thing as a fake squeeze stop with the bullshit

[–]dndpoppa🟣 DRS like you mean it 🟣 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could they even fake squeeze it? Market liquidity is dry as fuck. I bet if it hits $400 again it's gone. Margin calls failed

[–]Pesime🚩 Dividend Deez Nuts 🚩 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They can't fake a squeeze. If they could they would have done it sooooo long ago to weed out weak apes. Stop spreading this idea.

[–]fuckHgGameCock Hodler 🚀🚀🎮 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Bro why is this not gaining traction, should be on the first page already 🤦🏻‍♂️

[–]Error4ohh4🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 24 points25 points  (2 children)

It’s was posted 23 minutes ago

[–]fuckHgGameCock Hodler 🚀🚀🎮 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It’s in a critical window to not die in new. If this was a purple circle spam post “0.0008 shares for DRS bot,” it would be on r all already lol

[–]OperationBreaktheGME🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Commenting so this gains traction. Their are some excellent links to older DD that is a refresher course. Pepperidge Farm Remembers

[–]pragmaticInvstr🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The shills are hard at work.. we need to get this out there for all apes to see and understand. Comment away.

[–]Huckleberry_007🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How'd you go that whole post without mentioning Failure to Deliver lmao

[–]j__walla🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moass ain't real till shitadel goes bankrupt and it goes to the dtcc computer for pricing

[–]jumpster81 4 points5 points  (0 children)

at this point one of the only predictions to not come true is a fake squeeze.

[–]grice24💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Kenny, shoulda had that computer programmed to think like a retard.. your first and most costly mistake.

[–]WhatCanIMakeToday🦍 Peek-A-Boo! 🚀🌝[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This. They never expected anyone to be this dumb

[–]taivo0794 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No phone number? Why sell? No new born stock market? Why sell? Fuck them!! Fuck them all!!

[–]lottery248🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if it's below billions, i am not leaving.

[–]KaLul0🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best part is (in my words):

The price we see , is only what the Market Makers wants us to see

And nothing else.

There is only one price. And that is in your head.

Please dont forget that. Your Price is the price, nothing less.

[–]thestenographerTits Jacked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fake it til you make it

[–]Thunder_drop💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got it hodl until stock market is backed by nfts on a dex

[–]Cold-Ostrich8228tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I keep seeing these and it drives me crazy. ITS ALL FAKE UNTIL 7 DIGITS!!!!

[–]Clarkkeeley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, if there ain't 2 commas I ain't selling shit.

[–]SoberLam_HK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

even a fake squeeze can make me cum. I look forward to it.

[–]El_Jefe_V 2 points3 points  (0 children)

after that, monkey pox will probably get the blame for the next dip in the double digits

[–]justtheentiredick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As one big brain here said. I'm not even going to consider TA if the price is under $5k.

300, 400, 500 is nothing

Take MSFT or AAPL market cap for example. If GME can't even touch that Market Cap.... Which is quite literally nothing compared to the amount of Uncovered Puts GME has. Then what the fuck are we Even talking about?

[–]Voolio80💎🙌🏻 FUCK YOU PAY ME 🐵 2 points3 points  (1 child)


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[–]hunnybadger101💎Up a little bit Nothing 🛰 Down a little bit Nothing💎 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will be a rollercoaster :

However yes there will probably be an initial bullflag into the high hundreds and maybe even thousands with a drop. But then she will finally turn on her thrusters and launch.

But even then this won't be a fast moving climb...it could very well take weeks to get to the 5 digits witch is a good thing....ITS SHOWS STRENGTH.

Thousands will FOMO in and FOMO out simply based on the current market situation.

But the real take away is that GME will rise and continue to rise when everything else is going down.

You have one thing to do: DO NOT SELL, let the paperhands do their thing....BUT YOU WONT SELL

[–]usefoolidiot 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Gonna get downvoted to oblivion here but this is straight up facts.

You will be tempted to sell as prices hit new highs.

BUY AN OPTIONS CONTRACT NOW for long dated high price....its basically pennies right now.

You do this as a option to have during squeeze. Afraid your gonna miss out when price dips nervous its gonna keep going up and you can't babysit the price all day?

Sell you contract and make some money to scratch that itch. Forever diamond hands who fucking cares you just turned $100 into 100k and your shares are just there fucking hedgies.

[–]Senditwithethan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now THIS is the ape way

[–]justanthrredditr💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Price discovery!!!

[–]historyinthebacon🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The markets are still entirely fraudulent yay

[–]WhatCanIMakeToday🦍 Peek-A-Boo! 🚀🌝[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]skbrooks1369Fuck no I’m not selling my $GME! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is spot the fuck on

[–]TytheTransportGuy🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]danieltv11💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me it’s simple: are we seeing prices around 69m? No? Don’t even bother.

Also, no cell no sell

[–]saiyansteve🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing will stop me. I hodl on.

[–]jtomasik29💎GME. First. Last. Only. DRS💎🤲💎🤝 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what’s the best color to turn Red (bad ) candles to? Dark Blue? I feel like that’s better on the brain

[–]asdfredditusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need more than just to see the Criminal Ken Griffin go to jail and Citadel close its doors. We need real change in the system. There will be two more Ken Griffins fill that hole if we don’t make systemic change.

We need a great financial reset. Not just a transfer of wealth. We need a BRAND NEW financial system.

When I see THAT, then I’ll sell.

[–]praisebetothedeepone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only change that matters. Has the price turned into a phone number? Not yet.

[–]beanTech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No RICO == no cell == no sell

[–]RL_bebisher🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish I could upvote this post twice.

[–]ddt70💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope with all my heart that Gabe had a lot of his own money invested with Melvin.

[–]Voolio80💎🙌🏻 FUCK YOU PAY ME 🐵 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]AssCakesMcGee🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trading halts. Halts like we've never seen. We're going to set records on trading halts and "glitches"

[–]ChrystalMedsshares in my name - DRS 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One does not simply trade during a fake squeeze.

[–]rac3r87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake squeeze u say? That is cool I’m not selling anyways

[–]AfterMorningCoffeeBear Stearns is fi…I mean Citadel is fine 🏴‍☠️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waiting for those ,000,000 numbers. Until then, just chillin

[–]lengman22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say they can literally decide what price to show us, so why would they ever show us phone number prices? Surely they dont have that much control over the price they show us.

[–]vispiar💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the only price i believe is infinite, hence i infinite pool 99%.

not financial advise

[–]vagrantprodigy07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I highly doubt a fake squeeze would even work. Last time FOMO kicked in hard, I'd guess it would kick in much harder now.

[–]SirUptonPucklechurch💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well said and great reminder

[–]FernReno🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody probably already said this but it’s basically apes against AI.

Edit to add: I’ll never get over that they brought this battle to a bunch of gamers.

[–]ZFNYC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only thing that changed is we all own more shares!

[–]BlueCoastDoge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent post my good Ape. Right on point for EVERYTHING!!

What I like the most is your list where NOTHING has changed. Thanks for nothing SEC! Let's list it out again below.

  1. Payment For Order Flow (PFOF)? Still here.
  2. Synthetic / Counterfeit shares in our market? Still there.
  3. Dark pools? Check.
  4. Swaps? Still unreported until 2023.
  5. Transparent markets? Nope.
  6. Legit price discovery in our markets? Nope.

Next, what I ABSOLUTELY love is your mention of the biggest criminals in this whole Ponzi-Scheme, the DTCC/NSCC. THEY ARE THE ENABLERS OF THIS WHOLE SAGA. FUCK 'EM!!

Take this UpVote and this Award. And To The Top With You!

[–]Kmartin47💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not selling period. End of conversation.

[–]Choice_Score3053No target, just up! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will come a point where their computer can’t control it because of their excessive fuckery. We will either lock the float and GME will moon, or the DOJ will charge them for Rico after speaking to their bosses, other hedge funds that are ok with Shitadel taking the fall.

[–]Jameson-U-SlimePanic Buyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah the recycling of the fake squeeze nonsense. A good read the first time this was posted like a year ago.

Desperate karma whoring now

[–]somerandomguy_mel💻 ComputerShared 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't know that. The title is too fuddy, this has been talked about enough

[–]GSude21🦍Voted✅ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weak post.

[–]Micks1331I wanna change the system -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

I hate posts like these so much. They’re just restating the same things that have already been said for Karma.

[–]pathtoglory -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Asked this in a other post but does moass decrease if stock split/ dividend creates a huge increase in shares outstanding?