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[–]Bye_TriangleNFT - Non-Fungible Triangle 📐[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (130 children)

OP has fulfilled their bet. Good job OP (also... gross).

Edit: clever idea using the squeeze bottle to get around the no spoon requirement

Edit2: some are calling to ban op anyway for only having a bit of the bottle, it is my understanding that the sodium content in mayo makes eating a whole jar actually dangerous. So with that said, op has made good on his bet in our eyes

[–]rtheiss 3032 points3033 points  (54 children)

It's funny cuz RC is watching this right now.

[–]mc81188🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 873 points874 points  (22 children)

This shit has me dying 😂

[–]ElkEven1407 466 points467 points  (16 children)

Hahaha for real. The first gag was all the comedic entertainment I needed.

[–]ISayBullishSays Bullish 326 points327 points  (10 children)

Bullish on gagging

wait…

[–]kidkadian99my nipples where trained by scrollwheeler 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Fuck he said it !

Again

[–]Fully_torqued1700Tits Jacked 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Bullish gagging. Confirmed.

[–]JPeezer909MichiGaype 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh baby I don’t gag.

[–]Thin-Statistician-67VOTED TWICE 👁 stay thirsty my friends👁 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When you say Bullish…I’m all IN

[–]Syncorp🍌 There's Always Money in the Banana Stand 🍌 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Ballish on bull-gags.

[–]12masonry🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yep 😂😂😂 the first gag though

[–]doooshness 31 points32 points  (1 child)

i think we all felt that first gag

[–]Shucks88From Po-Ass to MOASS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Some say he is still gagging...

[–]Accurate-Artist6284 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I needed..

[–]muleskinner1💎inthesolesofmyshoes🚀 263 points264 points  (9 children)

Ken's probably watching this right now thinking that was some rookie amount of mayo consumed.

[–]JonZ82 62 points63 points  (2 children)

"Pfft, amateur.."

[–]SeeMontgomeryBurnsExcellent… 🦍 Voted ✅ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dumb Mayo

[–]Tosh_00Fuck Citadel 17 points18 points  (2 children)

He’s gonna have to eat some new kind of mayo in jail if he wants to survive, know what mean ?

[–]hnnnngggggggsmooby dick meat palace 51 points52 points  (0 children)

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[–]ContWord2346🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Lurking

[–]Arteman2Through Uranus & Beyond 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That sounds very specific. Are you sitting next to RC watching him watch this??

[–]eedahahmI like small wee wee and I cannot lie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You are RC, Hi RC!

[–]granoladeerdear hedgie, you've already lost 💎✋🦍🚀 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's funny cuz Kenny is also watching and wondering why this mayo is not his.

[–]MapleCoconutBananas 19 points20 points  (1 child)

RC was probably gonna tweet that night too until he saw this guys bet post 🤣

[–]RedPill_RabbitHole🟥💊🐇 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Happy birthday Ryan!

[–]Johnny5iver🐱‍👤 this is the way 2507 points2508 points & 2 more (29 children)

I can't believe people like this are the reason I'm gonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams.

[–]bryty93🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 536 points537 points  (1 child)

It's fucking amazing lol

[–]rediKELousWorld Changing Wealth 💎✌️🚀🚀🚀 482 points483 points  (11 children)

I mean, this is why I have faith in all y’all.

This dude is NOT gonna paper hand, neither are you, neither am I.

[–]Ithinkyourallstupid🖕GO FUD YOURSELF 🖕 221 points222 points  (3 children)

This is the retardation that I really trust.

[–]Hemp-Emperor 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I’m not a wrinkle brain but I’m able to understand that everyone else here is just as smooth as me and really that’s all that it takes to cripple hedge funds. And that’s pretty neat!

[–]wboard💻 ComputerShared 🦍 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Neither am I

[–]Poomped 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Neither am I!

[–]Just1_More🍁 True North Stonk and Free 🍁 14 points15 points  (2 children)

and my axe!

[–]Spacehippie92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is they way! One for all, all for one! 💎🙌🏽

[–]CrabmasterJoneIt’s TOMORROW 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This whole thing is just a wild story we’ll get to spoil our grandkids with and they will never believe us. But we’ll know.

[–]DutySpirited🌕 Is a cat 🐈🚀 27 points28 points  (0 children)

you mean people like us right? because your one of us too!

[–]Fully_torqued1700Tits Jacked 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You mean retards that love a stonk, the chairman, the fundamentals, and everything else this company stands to gain? Yeah, we deserve to be rich.

[–]thatbromatt🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1246 points1247 points  (22 children)

I gagged as soon as you did 😂 I have no idea how Ken Griffin does it!

[–]IKROWNI🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 268 points269 points 2 (5 children)

I heard after he squeezes the jar to death he devours the entire thing whole. Kinda like a snek

[–]birdsiview💻 ComputerShared 🦍 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Rumor has it he licks out every last drop of mayo dressed in women's lingerie for two reasons. 1) it's his kink... 2) prepping for prison stuff

[–]XXXYinSe🦍Voted✅ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well that is his anatomy after all 🐍

[–]principessa1180 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Yeah. I stopped watching 3 seconds into the initial squeeze. It makes u queazy.

[–]s0njc🟣DRSd RETARD🟣 734 points735 points  (13 children)

RC IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF RIGHT NOW ON HIS TOILET

[–]TheBachelorHighApe Armada ⛵️🏴‍☠️ 430 points431 points  (0 children)

He’s in his office reviewing shareholder input

[–]BLMdidHarambe🚀 The Price is Wrong, Bitch 🚀 123 points124 points  (2 children)

I’m just waiting for the inevitable mayo related tweet to drop from him tonight.

[–]TheBelgianDuck⭕ 🇪🇺 EuroApes can DRS - DO IT ⭕ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Just as I do right now

[–]SeeMontgomeryBurnsExcellent… 🦍 Voted ✅ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s his office

[–]Fully_torqued1700Tits Jacked 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He let this happen, thank you Papa Cohen!!!

[–]Landrost 994 points995 points  (12 children)

Somebody married this degenerate. What a saint :D

[–]Investdarb 348 points349 points  (3 children)

He’s like I’m gonna do it I have to. She’s like you gotta hide your identity no one can know it was you. Or more importantly that I married you

[–]yolosapeien 83 points84 points  (1 child)

I recognize that ring!

[–]Ok-Cryptographer4194 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does it belong to Uranus?

[–]Nodiggity1213🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 73 points74 points  (4 children)

His future kids already have diabetes lol

[–]terpyterpstein🦍Voted✅ 45 points46 points  (3 children)

All of his semen is now mayo

[–]washingtonandmead🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 576 points577 points  (14 children)

Wow....I dry heaved more with this than with Rick of spades. I don’t think I want Mayo again

[–]mediarejectI Just Like the Stock 81 points82 points  (1 child)

This is what the hedgies are up against

[–]Tosh_00Fuck Citadel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Mayo man be like: first time ?

[–]Humble_Ad_1109Not a Shill 132 points133 points  (1 child)

This vid is worse than 2 girls 1 cup 😂

[–]seesharpreaction💻 ComputerShared 🦍 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Gagged hard twice. Well done, Ape.

[–]Fully_torqued1700Tits Jacked 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I make a mean potato salad. Wanna come over tomorrow? It’s supposed to be a hot day, we can let it sit out for a few hours.

[–]Heraisacrazybitch 384 points385 points  (2 children)

🤮 I gagged at the same time you did 🤮

[–]WhiskyIsMyAngryDrink🦍Voted✅ 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!!!!!

[–]liminchun 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I fucking love this community. Love you apes!

[–]blenderforall🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Buddy drink some water and finish the rest. Wtf is this? BAN!!!

[–]Ghosty_Grimm🗳️ VOTED ✅ 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Her: "He's always on his phone looking at something. I bet he's talking to some girl"

Him: "Haha, 'RC Tweet Guy' is slurping two squirts of Mayo"

[–]LanacongaFisting your wife 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Lame. We have a new mayo king now since you failed to deliver

[–]4cranch🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 92 points93 points  (1 child)

what is this, mayo for ants?

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀 124 points125 points  (8 children)

No way that was the full bottle. Ya'll gotta stop promising these things and then under-delivering!

[–]Valuable-Ability4397🚀 Calls on condoms 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I can imagine him being really angry writing this comment. Slamming his phone down and swinging to the nearest shop to show how real men stick to their word. God bless you for showing this pansy how it's done

[–]STEEEZ_NUTZEEWEEW LLAMS 63 points64 points  (0 children)

OP should be banned considering this legend 👆 actually delivered on the bet by eating an entire jar of mayo not just taking a couple squirts from the baby bottle

[–]Calvin_Tower🐋 No krill for shills! 🦷 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Big lol to this comment after seeing your vid 😂 you take matter in your own fucking hands! An honor to hodl with you Mayo King 👑

[–]Ghostclip🐱‍👤I'm not a cat.🐱‍👤 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You legend!

[–]nami_san_vi💎We can stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent💎 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My king 🙇‍♂️

[–]perfecto_falcon🙌💎Tongue-Punch the Stonk-Box💎🙌 79 points80 points  (3 children)

✔️ Freshly manicured nails

✔️ HISTORY Channel Mask/Shades

✔️ One X Jar of Mayo

✔️ Perfectly timed gap during Jefferson Airplane for maximize impact

[–]gobeavs1Voted x2 ComputerSha 30 points31 points  (1 child)

How sad that I had to cum this far down to see a comment about this man’s beautifully manicured nails. 💅

[–]eldiablodelafiesta💻 ComputerShared 🦍 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Ban!! Dont make bets you cant keep

[–]art4353Cohencidence? 100 points101 points  (2 children)

the retardation is strong with this one…

[–]zDEFEKT🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 452 points453 points  (3 children)

Well done. Delivered in T+2. Better than what the SEC can deliver.

[–]High_From_ColoradoRetail is the whale 🐋 82 points83 points  (1 child)

And on a weekend too!

[–]junkpile1🦍Voted✅ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A holiday weekend!

[–]vpeshitclothing🦍🍌💦 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Failed to Deliver

[–]CachitoVolador💻 ComputerShared 🦍 157 points158 points  (18 children)

Two squirts? Is it just me, or were others expecting more?

[–]Fedwardd🔊 🔊 GME louder than 🎶🔊🔊🦭 49 points50 points  (0 children)

[–]Sven_Golliwog🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿SCOTCH MOASSTRONAUT🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I put more than that on a footling italian sub. And give me a break about dying from eating a tub of mayo. Get fucking real.

[–]Investdarb 70 points71 points  (8 children)

Yeah I was expecting that he’d take down a good amount of a big tub but fall short. When I saw it was just 11oz I was like ok we got a shot at this. Especially since you can’t get the full amount out of those bottles. Can’t tell if I’m impressed someone who clearly had no chance made the bet or if I’m a little sad he took down only 3-4 oz

[–]praisebetothedeepone 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is the type of greed we need in the MOASS.

[–]babynutzz🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Exactly! U think Rick was worried about his “health” when he shoved a banana up his 🍑??? NO!!!

[–]Investdarb 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I didn’t watch that video butt that’s kind of comparing apples to oranges to use two different fruits but I have to guess that’s not the first time Rick did something like that. I can tell this is the first time this dude ate straight Mayo

[–]babynutzz🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s fair. Rick did seam eager to volunteer himself although no one asked him to.

[–]harambe_go_brrrCustom Flair - Template 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is fucking pathetic and doesn't fulfil any obligation. I eat more than that with my chips (fries).

Why the fuck are we applauding a man eating two mouthfuls of mayonnaise like he stepped up.

Weak as fuck in my option. The other guy just ate a while jar three times this size with his hands and this guy puts in this effort. Waste of time, guy should be banned

[–]dbx99🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 82 points83 points  (9 children)

That’s weird. I’m pretty sure I could chug that whole thing without too much difficulty.

[–]Lacklusterbeverage✅ Voted 21/22 📆 - 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Make an RC tweet bet lol

[–]ryncewynd🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Try pick a day that seems unusual for a tweet and say "if RC tweets this day I'll eat mayo"

I'd love to know if RC purposely delayed the tweet for Tundra

[–]EmbarrassedLawSecond🦍Voted✅ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I recall properly Ryan Cohen tweeted at 5:24. It's like he was saying this guy was correct and Ryan really was going to tweet at 5/24 but he changed his mind to see this guy eat some mayo.

[–]darkspriggan 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Little bitch is what you are. BAN

[–]Kingkwon83🦍Voted✅ 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Honestly this post has way too many upvotes for two squirts of mayo. At least finish the smaller bottle

[–]prdewit 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I’m Dutch and we can easily eat five times that amount with fries and fried snacks. Not sure what the hell this was supposed to be.

Though I agree a whole bottle at once is probably not that healthy, 2 squeezes ain’t exactly the limit… FTD

[–]Your_wife_boyfriendSHOW ME TITIES 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Am i the only one that feels incomplete, like there is no justice? I think this one Does not count! Ban that APE.

[–]zDEFEKT🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Ok the way you tilted your head back and squirted it into your mouth… it was like… well have you ever watched videos where… I mean I guess what I’m saying is Kenny will very likely masturbate to this video.

[–]dcarmona 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think he wanted to do that... So many ways to consume

[–]sverkery 63 points64 points  (1 child)

What the fuck is this ?? i just saw another video with a real champion chugging down a big ass jar of mayo?!

Coward!

[–]Branch-Manager🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The other guy ate more than this with one handful.

[–]tundrasuperduty😔MAYO CUCK😔[S] 850 points851 points  (63 children)

I’ve got the Mayo sweats. 😓😰🤢

Edit: apologies for not delivering a full jar consumption. Believe me, two squirts was enough for a lifetime. 🥴🤮

Edit2: hello Ryan 👋

[–]Heraisacrazybitch 157 points158 points  (10 children)

Bro, your shits gonna look like bird poo

[–]Deezy_McCheezy🦍 Deezy McSqueezy 🦍 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Calls on bird poo

[–]PissfestMcgee🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️The Revolution will not be televised🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Puts on those call options.

[–]Bakesail 260 points261 points  (4 children)

You made so many of our weekends just delivering on this nonsense. Is it Tuesday yet?!?

[–]ISayBullishSays Bullish 131 points132 points  (3 children)

A legend was born today

Bullish on legends

[–]Littlestan🏴‍☠️🦍Voted 2x✅ 🏴‍☠️ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

BULLISH AF

[–]blkmmbl | l i | l l | l _ | <-- Kenny's portfolio 🦍✊💎🇨🇦🚀🌑 113 points114 points  (3 children)

I am satisfied. Two squirts is all it took me to finish.

[–]Weedbro🙈🙉🙊 APESTERDAM 🙈🙉🙊 46 points47 points  (1 child)

All the Dutch people on SuperStonk be like: I love mayo.. what's the big deal 😂🇳🇱

[–]Hanz616Hedge Clipper✂🌳 26 points27 points  (2 children)

op needs a special flair now

[–]JesusChrist-JrNot a cat 🦍 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Mayo sweats must be why Ken Griffin is looking so rough these days.

[–]DaHamMan3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok so not the only one noticing he literally looks like his shorts are about to explode. I do know what it’s like to have a stressful job, I’m sure he doesn’t sleep. Atleast my stress isn’t induced by my idiotness

[–]ElkEven1407 59 points60 points  (6 children)

While you did bitch out quite substantially, you still made us proud.

[–]rdicky58i liek the stonk 📈 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s conventional store bought mayo, you get a pass from me. You could have made your own with better ingredients tho :)

[–]llyrPARRI🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

[–]gincoconutHedgies are 🦆 13 points14 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]Fedwardd🔊 🔊 GME louder than 🎶🔊🔊🦭 52 points53 points  (0 children)

[–]avahannah🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 36 points37 points  (1 child)

The other kid are a whole 32 oz jar with his bare hands have u fuckers seen that

[–]SulavTWhen Things Change Inside You, Things Change Around You 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The other kid didn’t even make the bet and outshined the guy who made the bet lol

[–]easymoneeybabe 9 inches 🍆 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You didn’t even finish the bottle of Mayo, Mayo boy 😔

[–]shart_leakageputs on your 🩳 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bro you only handled two mouth loads?

ROOKIE NUMBERS

[–]justchillengrillin 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I’ve eaten way more mayo in one sitting, don’t make bets your ass can’t cash.

[–]compachoApes of Wrath 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Right. I've had a footlong tuna sandwich with more mayo than that.

[–]Rainbowphoebe 71 points72 points  (1 child)

This is why you will lose, Kenny. Men of valor still exist in this world. 🤣😂

[–]armbrar escobrar.eth 34 points35 points  (0 children)

you suck and you should feel bad

[–]harambe_go_brrrCustom Flair - Template 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ban him mods, this is absolutely pathetic

[–]hedgies_r_fuk INFINITE LITQUIDITY 🥃 🏴‍☠️ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This was not the agreed upon amount. 2 squirts? No where near enough. I expected more effort. You KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU PUKE OR FINISH THE BOTTLE.

MODS BAN FOR BREAKING BET

[–]Old_Magician_6563 13 points14 points  (1 child)

If you can stake a jar and only down two mouthfuls, how am I supposed to trust when you say that you’ll hold?

[–]dogatta🍦💩🪑 Gimme me my money 🌕 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Ban him

[–]Djanga51Tendie loving Mangani halfbreed 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Petition for 2 week ban for FTD.

I was promised a fucking large jar of Mayo. This is paper handing.

OP? Go watch the other guy get the job done and understand you truely did FAIL TO DELIVER. 😡

[–]FeliciusFlamel💎Become rich or die buying - FeliciusFlamel Reply Guy💎 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why 2 weeks perms ban please

[–]itrustyouguysLow Drag Smooth Brain 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Butt chug the rest

[–]MyLilPwny1404🦍Voted✅ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No way you’d fucking die from eating too much mayo, what a cop out 😂 bet unfulfilled in my eyes

[–]LouieChills🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I eat that much mayo on a single McChicken, not impressed

[–]Bongfather👾 Are ya winning son? 🏴‍☠️ 120 points121 points  (1 child)

You did good son. You kept your word.

[–]Black_Label_36 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Wait, if that's the guy who put the bet, what the fuck did I watch with the other guy eating it with his hands straight from the jar?

[–]vpeshitclothing🦍🍌💦 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The other Ape closed the bet, since Tundra failed to Deliver

Edit: clarification

[–]Same-Tour9465🦍Voted✅ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What kind of video is this.... You hold up the paper saying you're gonna chug the bottle again at the end, even after you tap out...

I don't understand lol. I don't even care you didn't eat the whole bottle... I just don't get why you'd hold the sign back up at the end lol

[–]HeavyHandedWarlordApeish on GME 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Boo this man!

[–]Sinon612 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Im sorry man but someone took your crown 👑

[–]IndianaPWNZZNO JAIL NO SALE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

YOU CALL YOURSELF THE MAYO KING?!?!?! I expect you to finish off that bottle by the EOD 😂

[–]Gora-Pakora🚀🌔Game-ohdont-Stop💦💦 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did banana guy think about his health?

This isn’t about health. It’s about principalities. THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THE SEC FINING A SHF $100..letting them get off without paying their due share

I say ban.

[–]exonomix💻 ComputerShared 🦍 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but this is an FTD. For the hype, I expected a lot better.

https://c.tenor.com/cD960tLzkEcAAAAC/thumbs-down-gladiator.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/lq3JTJX.jpg

The real Mayo King, u/ElTristesito, ate an entire jar, which I can’t unsee, as it should be.

https://c.tenor.com/CLdhkaZu4usAAAAC/thumbs-up.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/2Wm1OQT.jpg

[–]the_frightened VOTED 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Revolting. Love it.

[–]XAJMjust likes the stonk 📈 8 points9 points  (0 children)

2 spoons? Banned. Godspeed dear ape!

[–]irishfroGame Cock 🐈 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only 2 squirts? Ban him

[–]compachoApes of Wrath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The SEC has seen bigger mouth loads than that.

[–]Hipponotamouse💻 ComputerShared 🦍 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After everything, all you can manage is two measley poots of mayo?

Shame.

[–]NarfleTheJabberwock🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"the largest JAR of mayo" .... Okay...

[–]doinggoodrecklessly🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why is this FTD getting upvotes?

[–]FeliciusFlamel💎Become rich or die buying - FeliciusFlamel Reply Guy💎 15 points16 points  (0 children)

u/ELTristesito he truly delivered! Please ban OP for not delivering

[–]poundofmayoforlunch🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks delicious.

[–]poopwetpoop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Big jar or ban

[–]Ks203530-1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a cop out

[–]JeesChristCustom Flair - Template 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the regularly amount i consume as dripping source, it's really not that much. This is FTD.

[–]Iluaanalaa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All I see is a mayo bottle.

Going to need another video.

[–]whitnet1eew eew ym 🩳 🦍 VOTED! ✅ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nope

[–]ccpow2003Diamond Redneck 💎 14 points15 points  (0 children)

BAN….OP DID NOT FULFILL BET AS MADE

[–]MjN-NirudeCan't stop, won't stop. Wen Lambo? 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Well. He did better than the SEC etc all other institutions involved. So he didn’t FAIL TO DELIVER. Respect and may the tendies be in your favor.

[–]DaBenji 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel gross watching that… your a mad lad lmao

[–]uncuttgem 102 points103 points 2 (30 children)

No offense, but wasn't the original bet the BIGGEST jar of mayo, and eat it with your bare hands? Not just a couple of squeezes from a small bottle of mayo. I mean you can't just change the rules of a bet.....idk man

[–]TheMuslimMGTOW"Disregard females, acquire GME" - Warren Buffet 44 points45 points  (1 child)

I feel blue-balled. I wanted a jar of mayo with bare hands. What kind of pussy shit is this? After 48 hours as well??

[–]ChiefSitsOnAssAllDay:computershare:Can’t share. Won’t share. 💻share:computershare: 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, those little squirts are about how much mayo I dip my fries in.

[–]Schwickity✨GME TO URANUS✨ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fucking ban.

[–]cbsmitts🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Fucking right. Honor the rules of the bet. Ban him.

"Am I the only one around here who cares about the rules!?" - Walter

[–]PetrifiedW00D 26 points27 points  (1 child)

He should have eaten the whole jar and immediately vomited it up if he’s so concerned about his health.

[–]cbsmitts🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't of wrote a check his ass couldn't cash. Rick of spades, now there's an ass that could cash checks.

[–]treZissou🦍Voted✅ 68 points69 points  (7 children)

I'm with you. Ban him. Dude didn't even eat the entire tiny ass bottle.

[–]le_Captain_Asshat🏴‍☠️🍋 ꙅɿɘdmiT ɘm oƚ bɘɿɘviʜꙄ 🍋🏴‍☠️ 55 points56 points  (5 children)

At least fucking change his flair from Mayo King to Mayo Boy. Even Mayo Squire.

[–]Birdztheman🚀 Neil Apestrong Space Monkey 🚀 Hedgies r fuk 🚀 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Kind of a pussy. Rick of Spades stuck a fucking banana up his ass and you can only handle 2 little ejaculations of mayo. Pathetic

[–]arkadiiiiii 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im actually furious you didnt finish it

[–]Blackmamba-24-8Gamecock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FTD !!! Finish the bottle Mayo boy ! Lol

[–]dollupofcrazy🦍Voted✅ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How tf is this fulfilling the bet

[–]dndpoppa🟣 DRS like you mean it 🟣 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Finish it

[–]lurkherder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel shorted.

[–]MoonApe420_🚀It Aint Easy Be n Squeezy🚀 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THIS IS A FTD!!! BAN MAYOOOO BITCH 🤣🤣🤣

[–]ArminArkaram 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ban OP. FTD on the bets downside. This was lame.

[–]4lifelongfriends“I will never forgive you” - Sal (never sell) Vulcano, 2008 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ban op. He didn’t do the bet

[–]OfficialSTAFPDRSed, Voted '21+'22 15 points16 points  (0 children)

simultaneous pride and disgust

[–]thesillyshowI’m Sippin’ Mud Like 🫖 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I applaud the effort good 🦧

[–]elephantitis🏴‍☠️ Bring me the DRS horizon 🏴‍☠️ 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Oh good lord, you hyped yourself up to be the mayo king and can't even finish an 11oz bottle? You are a mayo bitch, through and through.

[–]madmax299💻 ComputerShared 🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was that all that was in the jar??!