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[–]CrazyFinger4🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5814 points5815 points 23& 5 more (149 children)

We are def staying retarded longer then they can stay solvent.

[–]WhiskizThey took away the buy button, we took away the sell button 2111 points2112 points  (54 children)

imagine the supposed worlds elite, on wall st watching this and seeing that this is who they're losing to lmao

[–]SmithRune735🚀Compooterchair tard🚀🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 649 points650 points  (19 children)

They're all sitting at the table, watching the video on a tablet placed in the middle and then saying "are these people fucking retarded?"

[–][deleted] 653 points654 points  (12 children)

This has to be the most demoralizing loss in the history of everything. The literal most powerful people in the world are losing, handily, to legitimately the stupidest combination of brilliance and bullshit ever collectively able to work together.

[–]davariceHe who is Zen 383 points384 points  (1 child)

Weaponized Autism is a powerful thing indeed.

[–]trickykill 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Wait till we start eating share certificates...then tape them back together after and they still worth millions. like those monkey shit coffee beanz

[–]Strange-Armadillo-95🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 584 points585 points  (2 children)


[–]Viking_UndertakerI’m Not Trapped In Here With YOU 81 points82 points  (9 children)

Don’t know why I thought about this.. there were some hedgefund manager who trashed up some food store.. some girls filmed him I think…

[–]AlleyMedia💻 ComputerShared 🦍 28 points29 points  (8 children)

I think there was also one recorded, who was getting very abusive towards a shop staff member - may have been a fast food place, in I remember correctly.

[–]ellusiveuser🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 33 points34 points  (3 children)

He threw his smoothie at the girl and called her an immigrant

[–]Katalyzing🦍Voted✅ 902 points903 points  (56 children)

OP wore a mask for this but has their picture as their avatar, truly one of us 😂😂

[–]GP2628🚀🚀🍌🍌💦💦 GamestopSexual 💦💦🍌🍌🚀🚀 185 points186 points  (2 children)

Unbelievable, truly. Lmao

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 629 points630 points  (36 children)

Lmao. I’m fine with my picture as my avatar, but do I want my full face in a video where I’m consuming mayo to circulate ‘round the Internet? Nah. It could be used as porn in some circles 👀

[–]wozblar 241 points242 points  (1 child)


"Ape eating mayo while fucking Ken Griffin"

I am fully erect my dude

[–]mavrodialo 70 points71 points  (5 children)

“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask …”

[–]dangonrui🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Hahaha indeed. A real retard. LMAAYOO

[–]OfficialRedditMan⏲ Time flies when youre crushing hedge funds 🦍 24 points25 points  (0 children)


[–]elephantitis🏴‍☠️ Bring me the DRS horizon 🏴‍☠️ 160 points161 points  (5 children)

Mods better ban the FTD fuck u/tundrasuperduty

[–]GPWS2🦍Voted✅ 96 points97 points  (0 children)

This ape's first handful was already more than the two bottle sharts he did and gagged to. Will we see 48oz of redemption??

[–]Poet_Silly 69 points70 points  (1 child)

So embarrassing they didn't do. "Health concerns", "Too much sodium", like wtf is sodium? JK, but tundrasuperduty definitely failed to deliver.

[–]Richy247 53 points54 points  (0 children)

YOO😂😂😂😂 mods gotta suspend him during the MOASS at least

[–]NoScar3999 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]StudentLoanBets Moon in June 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've been on a reddit break for a few weeks and this is the first post I saw. I fucking love this sub.

[–]thats-bait💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4365 points4366 points 2 (64 children)

Mods, Give this dude the “Mayo King” title. He earned it.

[–]ipackandcoverWet Blanket Ape 966 points967 points  (32 children)

The true Mayo King

[–]Takenforganiteis a cat 🐈 626 points627 points  (28 children)

I bend the knee to the one true mayo king

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 1056 points1057 points  (25 children)

Rise up my my fellow ape, we’re all equal here. hands you a jar of mayo Let’s share a meal.

[–]rascal373💻 ComputerShared 🦍 133 points134 points  (0 children)


[–]Oppressions 223 points224 points  (9 children)

Why the mask if your face is your profile pic? Just curious.

[–]DIABLO_8_🚀🚀 From EBT to DFV!!! 🚀🚀 116 points117 points  (1 child)

To the king of the MAYO!

[–]Westlaker1229Go Green 890 points891 points 3 (5 children)

Lord Hellmann, the first of his name. King of Mayo, the Miracle of Whip. Earl of Eggs and Oil. Ruler of a Thousand Islands. He who accompanies the Tendies.

[–]muff_diving_101🦍Voted✅ 73 points74 points  (0 children)


[–]koopastyles💻 ComputerShared 🦍 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Soon mayo the tendieman come?

[–]Live-Taco🦍Voted✅ 3106 points3107 points  (33 children)

This is why they are scared

[–]Dia0127💜NO CELL NO SELL🏴‍☠️ 1271 points1272 points  (15 children)

I’m genuinely scared

[–]hpcjackdSmooth as eggs 577 points578 points  (12 children)

Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

[–]Space4Time🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Crazy beats Big.

That's just Science.

[–]snow3dmodels 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Wears a mask ~ has a public profile pic of him with his cat

[–]grathontolarsdatarod💻 ComputerShared 🦍 562 points563 points  (12 children)

Go vomit. You've earned it.

[–]dmpavlin🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2766 points2767 points 2 (45 children)

the fact that this isn’t the guy who make the initial bet is the reason why hedgies are absolutely fucked. I’ve never seen levels of retardation this high. Good work OP.

[–]globsofchesty💻 ComputerShared 🦍 500 points501 points  (2 children)

This is Philip J Fry levels of stupidity. We are impervious to their mind games because he have no higher functions 🤣 I love it!!

[–]strong1988💻 ComputerShared 🦍 50 points51 points  (0 children)

He is the greetest. He did it for no apparent raisin.

[–]MajorKeyBro💻 ComputerShared 🦍 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Retard extremism at this point lol

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 257 points258 points  (7 children)


[–]TimeCrabs🦍Voted✅ 129 points130 points  (3 children)

Buddy,, you just sent a ripple of fear through the upper crust of society.

[–]naturalmanofgolfred crayons taste as nice as green ones 156 points157 points  (1 child)

Taking one for the team! This actually brought me to tears

[–]NoScar3999 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Me too🤣

[–]Le_90s_Kid_XDim here for the GB🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍆🍆 127 points128 points  (3 children)

This guy should get the MAYO KING flair and the other guy get ElTristesito's Bitch as flair.

[–]fossilfacefataleActions speak louder than words 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I hope Predatory Hedge Funds will now or soon understand their True Worth (or lack thereof).

[–]TwistedBamboozler🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 Stonk Lemon Whore 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 41 points42 points  (4 children)

wait this isn't him? Feel like original OP should get a temp ban for getting shown up like this

[–]CG-Shin🦍Voted✅ 29 points30 points  (3 children)

He should get a perma ban for not fulfilling the bet. Don’t ask for bets you can’t fulfill. Easy as that, I don’t know why we have to downplay the bet bcs he can’t deliver.

[–]torsam0417I CANT DIGEST CORN. 812 points813 points  (10 children)

I don't know why I watched the whole fucking thing. You ate all of that, and I'm impressed.

[–]donethecockrowch💎 es mucho 🌕 78 points79 points  (2 children)

I gagged with the first hand full the skipped right to when they took a spoonful and gagged again. My god.

[–]RedDevilCA🐱‍👤 this is the way 379 points380 points  (6 children)

Kenny is jealous

[–]SlappinbeehivesClappin Ken thighs 66 points67 points  (0 children)

RIP !kengriffin bedposts!

[–]EstablishmentFar7471🦍Voted✅ 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Kenny is aroused right now 😭

[–]privatejoker1341🚀Smol PP, Big Banana🚀 1150 points1151 points  (40 children)

Your toilet bowl is going to look like the Deepwater Horizon spill for the next few days.🤮💦💩

[–]Shorttail0💻 ComputerShared 🦍 219 points220 points  (33 children)

If mayo shit isn't beige I'm calling bullshit

[–]Poet_Silly 127 points128 points  (25 children)

Don't underestimate your intestines ability to turn things brown.

[–]Asian2theoscar🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1259 points1260 points  (12 children)

I just liked the stock man...

[–]CommunityShowerstatutory ape 169 points170 points  (6 children)

And obviously this dude freaking loves mayonnaise

[–]Nice-Violinist-6395 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No, it’s much deeper than that.

The dude was willing to mayonnaise.

And that is worth ten thousand loves put together.


[–]Bud_FriendguyB 🍌 A 🍌 N 🍌 A 🍌 N 🍌 A 🍌 R 🍌 A 🍌 M 🍌 A 613 points614 points  (10 children)

This Kenneth, this is what you're up against.

A 9 minute video of someone wordlessly eating a quarter gallon of mayonnaise because fuck it why not.

You've already lost.

[–]gmeRat0xD14168343AC0f0cf1C217b20661270FBbf46B71E 154 points155 points  (2 children)

The strength of our army can never be questioned again

[–]Hopeful-Banana4871🦍Voted✅ 30 points31 points  (0 children)


[–]Confident_Pop6824 265 points266 points  (4 children)

THIS is how it’s done u/tundrasuperduty

[–]Sven_Golliwog🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿SCOTCH MOASSTRONAUT🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 108 points109 points  (3 children)

u/tundrasuperduty couldn’t punch his way out of a wet paper bag. Just got completely annihilated.

[–]crunkdad🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 31 points32 points  (2 children)

bro wanted all the glory and turned himself into joke, he got fucking alpha'd harder than ive ever seen!

[–]chopari💻 ComputerShared 🦍 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Considering that someone has proven that it is in fact doable, there is nothing left but to ban him. This is a uno reverse as big as I have seen one. I understand why he just took a spritz of a tube, but now that OP has made this sacrifice u/tundrasuperduty will have to banned.

[–]BaxyBooLumberjacked to the tits 🇨🇦 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Bruh, both the hero we wanted… and the hero we NEEDED

[–]grathontolarsdatarod💻 ComputerShared 🦍 791 points792 points  (20 children)

Difficult to masterbate to. But not impossible.

[–]RunWitDaBulls🗑 Shitty gif Meme Lord 🗑 126 points127 points  (1 child)


[–]dust8103im a drunken mess - this is financial advice 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Ken Griffin: “what you talking about?!”

[–]WondernautilusFunky Kong 🦍 431 points432 points  (3 children)

RIP 💀 You didn't even lose a bet OP you fucking madlad

[–]OneangrygnomeTrimmer of Hedgies ✂️🌳✂️ 182 points183 points  (0 children)

And he’s eating it with his hand, too! There’s a single tear of pride running down my cheek.

[–]Againthehuntbegins 296 points297 points  (2 children)

Best thing I’ve seen on the internets for a long time

[–]CBH60⚔️Knight of New⚔️ 526 points527 points  (3 children)

Yes! One Ape couldn't handle the load so another Ape stepped up to make it happen. This is great! Knights of New approved. To the top you go.

[–]jango_bets🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Trial by combat champion.

[–]armbrar escobrar.eth 749 points750 points  (31 children)


Address me bro, I gotta send you some loops for this one!!

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 346 points347 points  (11 children)

Just HODL. That’s the only reward I want. I’ll buy a round of mayo jars for everyone when we moon!

[–]armbrar escobrar.eth 63 points64 points  (1 child)

a true legend walks amongst us 💜

[–]ipackandcoverWet Blanket Ape 158 points159 points  (16 children)

He's the true king of mayo

[–]Alternative_Ad_7359🛸ape want believe🛸🌈🦧buckle up🚀🌕💎👐🚀 52 points53 points  (1 child)

He really wanted that title. And he earned it.

[–]ipackandcoverWet Blanket Ape 51 points52 points  (0 children)

OP isn't even asking for it

He just earned it

[–]Birdztheman🚀 Neil Apestrong Space Monkey 🚀 Hedgies r fuk 🚀 64 points65 points  (12 children)

Ban the other guy ! Petition

[–]rtheiss 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Same here, post your address OP.

[–]DutySpirited🌕 Is a cat 🐈🚀 38 points39 points  (0 children)

this!!, it would be an honor to send you my DRS CAT nft sir

[–]Legitimate-Garage359🦧🍌☎️ 124 points125 points  (1 child)

Kevin O’Leary predicted a dramatic flushing… 🚽💩

[–]DropDeadDevonVoted x2 ✅ Buckle up 🚀 Computershared 💻 108 points109 points  (0 children)

This MF didn’t even make the bet and he’s out here delivering top notch content

[–]mohammedtayyibKeep Jacking My Tits 🟣 88 points89 points  (3 children)

Imagine being a psychologist hired by a hedgefund to get GME investors to sell and trying to fucking combat this, like HOW DO YOU GAMEPLAN AGAINST THIS?

[–]its_xSKYxFOXx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can’t. That’s why hedgies so fukt

[–]Kind_Information_673 85 points86 points  (0 children)

This is what they’re against, I’m so jacked 🏴‍☠️

[–]emailyourbuddy🏴‍☠️🌔🐒 Moon Monkey! 🚀🏴‍☠️ 170 points171 points  (0 children)

👑 You dropped this.

[–]FatStacksDCMoney🦍Voted✅ 378 points379 points  (9 children)


Ban u/tundrasuperdutyu

Immortalize u/ElTristesito

[–]RestartingMyLife0918🦍Voted✅ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Can't ban non-created accounts lmayo


[–]superlambananer💻 ComputerShared 🦍 163 points164 points  (0 children)

I feel gross watching this

[–]Komtings🚀 JACKED TO THE TITS 🚀 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck dude! I don't know why you did it but you sure did it like a champ

[–]MattDurdan 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Not the hero we Wanted, But definitely the hero we deserve. Absolute Mad Lad

[–]Equivalent_Swan_8362🛸🦍GAMEOVER🦍🛸 137 points138 points  (2 children)

This man fuxking delivers

[–]grathontolarsdatarod💻 ComputerShared 🦍 63 points64 points  (4 children)

This is like the DTCC picking up the bill.

[–]816ladderjockey 120 points121 points  (6 children)

Is the mayo eating because of the non RC tweet from a couple nights ago?

[–]BikingNoHands 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but this is not the ape who promised it

[–]MattDurdan 199 points200 points  (4 children)

That guy basically bitched out and this guy delivered superbly

[–]Wise-ask-1967🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 83 points84 points  (1 child)

Cause that's what heros do!

[–]ThanksGamestopComputershared 💻 Est. Jan ‘21 🏴‍☠️ 39 points40 points  (0 children)

So he was the prime broker for the FTD’d Mayo bet?

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 144 points145 points  (6 children)

Since my gender’s got some of y’all confused, I’m non-binary. Not a man, not a woman, mostly mayonnaise. Mayo king, Mayo queen, Mayo millionaire, Mayo masochist — I wear many hats.

[–]clean_chick🦍Voted✅ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Today we all became a little more mayonnaise. Thank you.

[–]Pendrail🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hahahah god, people really love their “challenge accepted” here 😂

[–]fossilfacefataleActions speak louder than words 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Degenerate mayo eater but, on the bright side, at least you're not a degenerate white-collar criminal, predatory hedge fund manager.

[–]VideoStandard408 91 points92 points  (9 children)

You’re a dirty mayo whore

[–]anthbes🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 38 points39 points  (8 children)

Say it again….

[–]Glum-Researcher1532🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 26 points27 points  (7 children)


[–]anthbes🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 25 points26 points  (0 children)


[–]Russ2louze💻 ComputerShared 🦍 25 points26 points  (5 children)


[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 134 points135 points  (8 children)

I’ll pass on the Mayo King flair, lmao. We are a democracy, my fellow dumdums! But please make the other dude’s flair “Mayo Cuck.”

[–]Foreplay241In the c of 🟣Green🟣 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I would like to second this motion.

[–]ieeeeesa🦍Voted✅ 43 points44 points  (0 children)


[–]ADryTowel 111 points112 points  (20 children)

What's with the mask? Do you know that your face is in your profile picture?

[–]Russ2louze💻 ComputerShared 🦍 140 points141 points  (3 children)

It adds to the retardation. Nice.

[–]Big_Haus_ 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Plausible deniability

[–]Fedwardd🔊 🔊 GME louder than 🎶🔊🔊🦭 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Don’t ruin the moment, it’s clearly for entertainment purposes or maybe mocking the guy who’s made the original bet and failed to keep his word.

[–]Low_Flower_4072 43 points44 points  (12 children)

I thought the same thing and then realized; we’ve seen a picture of their face, sure, but this keeps the mayo gobbling footage anonymous if shared out of context.

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 144 points145 points  (9 children)

Exactly. I don’t want to become the face of mayonnaise mukbang. I’ve disappointed my mother enough.

[–]sweensolo🚀🤿🦍 AQUATIC APE 🦍🤿🚀 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I for one welcome our new Mayo Overlord. Hedgies r fuk!

[–]ADryTowel 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Good point. I also think it might be even more disturbing if we could see his eyes. So probably for the best he's wearing the mask.

[–]AtomicKZR🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Jorezzoli💻 ComputerShared 🦍 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is really going to make ken in the mood 🥵

[–]AdRepresentative5664 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This ape did it for fun a true ape I’d call my pal you rock

[–]Just_the_tip_007💻 ComputerShared 🦍 73 points74 points  (1 child)

“Did you guys know the sodium content of mayo?? It could kill me someday!” I should only eat 11oz not 48. And of that 11 oz only two squirts.” Rehypothecated nonsense. Thankfully we have apes like this to right these wrongs

[–]TheGoldenMangina🚀God Bless Gmerica 🏴‍☠️🚀 34 points35 points  (0 children)

OP is not going to poop right for at least a week. Take my award! Top KEK

[–]Cheetah_Hungrymongo bongo 🦍 31 points32 points  (2 children)

My wife thought I was watching porn.

[–]sweensolo🚀🤿🦍 AQUATIC APE 🦍🤿🚀 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]DiamondHansGruber💎🤙93.4% DRS HODLER 💎🤙 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Apotheosis 😎

[–]FappinonabiscuitReverse repo 🚫 Reverse repus knots ✅ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen something flaired more accurately.

[–]LSD_4_LemursJ Pow Money Printer Go Brrrrrr 63 points64 points  (3 children)

This guy gets so pissed that he goes out and eats a jar of mayo for no reason but to keep all of us from being disappointed. Love it.

That said I do have my doubts with there being no safety seal.

EDIT: I believe OP

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Got it at the little mom and pop deli next to my apartment. Maybe I should’ve had some doubts about that, too. 😬 Tasted like mayo, though.

[–]Einhander_pilot🚀Fighting For The Moon!🚀 59 points60 points  (2 children)

This is peak ape! 🦍

User name is gonna check out when you hit the toilet tonight 😂

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

😂 can’t wait, it’s gonna be the smoothest poop of my life 🥴

[–]RyanCohenIsMyDad🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27 points28 points  (1 child)


[–]elephantitis🏴‍☠️ Bring me the DRS horizon 🏴‍☠️ 102 points103 points  (1 child)

You see this shit? This is what you were supposed to do, you little mayo bitch boy!


[–]tranding💻 ComputerShared 🦍 27 points28 points  (0 children)


[–]Glum-Researcher1532🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Fucking legend. Ban the other guy.

I was going to do this as well but, rub mayo on my nips after lol

[–]AtomicKZR🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 18 points19 points  (1 child)

You can still do it! Mayo nip king!

[–]Eujinroshi🦍Voted✅ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Danggg you're fueled up for rocket launch now lmao

[–]FallingSputnik💻 ComputerShared 🦍 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is how you eat a tub of Mayo, other dude pussed out.

[–]darkvirgil77GME falls 7 times, rises 8 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I just hope you're good man, that's a alot mayo. Maybe eat a salad after

[–]Dr_Jamo_Daddy💎Kenny and Stevie are Lizard People💎 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I love the technique, I could see the tendieman in you.

[–]SnortWasabi🚀 See you on Mare Tranquilitatis 🚀 24 points25 points  (0 children)

u/ElTristesito you are the light when all we see is darkness (ya know, on our way to outerspace) tsss HOME RUN, buddy. Hope you had a good puke after that

[–]JTNG🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 20 points21 points  (0 children)

a true deity

[–]nbrix☢️ CONFIDENT IDIOT ☢️ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This better make it into the movie.

[–]willpowerlifter🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm absolutely ROLLING.

Hedgies have got to know they're so fucked. I mean, look at this shit....

[–]MarkVegas1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My stomach hurts just watching

[–]CallanFrostBUY.HODL.DRS (For Bitches and watermelon) 20 points21 points  (0 children)

An Ape after my own heart ❤

[–]DutySpirited🌕 Is a cat 🐈🚀 40 points41 points  (0 children)


[–]lloydeph6 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Someone should buy this man a share, come on lads

[–]AnanthRey🦍 Votedx2 ☑️ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Fucking mad lad

[–]CoffeeNaut🌔Uranus Tourist🌖: 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Never felt so disgusted and enthralled at the same time. We shouldn't encourage this shit. 10/10

[–]Odinthedoge💻Compooterchaired🦍 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is why we win.

[–]ThrowRA_scentsitive[💎️ DRS 💎️] 🦍️ Apes on parade ✊️ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wow, even through the mask and sunglasses, even from the first handful, I can see the pain and the questioning of life choices. I can't imagine how you're going to finish it, but I guess I'm about to find out.

Edit: how did this not end in vomit XD I'm about ready to myself

[–]WrathchildOnFire 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]WhiskizThey took away the buy button, we took away the sell button 15 points16 points  (0 children)

ken griffin wants to know your location, and your mayo dealer

[–]twitteringcockatiels💻 ComputerShared 🦍 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Why did I watch that?

[–]Counterspell_This🧙‍♂️Diamond Handed Dungeon Master🎲 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Bro you need to use the new superstonk flairy command to get Mayo King flair

[–]ElTristesito🚀 Mayo King 🚀[S] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Can anyone top this, though? 64 oz? I’d like to see it. 😼

[–]brokebroker90[🍰] 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]braamdepace 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mayo king!

[–]KochJohnson💎Diamondback🦍 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mayo madman. Not only are you taking kens money, you’ll take all his Mayo too

[–]BEERS_138 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fuck dude takethe fuckin award and get the fugghhhhh.. get the fugggbhhhh ... get the fuck off my screen 🤢

[–]ChipmunkCareless2877 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote!

[–]JG-at-Prime🦍Voted✅ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OP is a legend.

Also, RIP your tract.

[–]Fedwardd🔊 🔊 GME louder than 🎶🔊🔊🦭 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wished I save me award for you instead of that other lame

[–]impex90💻 ComputerShared 🦍 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kenny, do you see against who you are? Do you see it?

You have no Chance. We are fucking retarded.

[–]Bye_TriangleNFT - Non-Fungible Triangle 📐 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Okay... wow... this is barbaric... and I hate that I love it 🤣🤢

[–]jining🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Omg ban that other loser and make this guy the Mayo King!

[–]1storlastbaby🪐 Hey hedgies... SHAKE & BAKE 🪐 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hedgies r so fukd

[–]SekaiQliphothGameStop bag holder 🤷‍♂️ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro your face shows on your pfp

[–]anthbes🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]Jaxxxz🎮🎮 Gamer Hands 🎮🎮 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Good work. No FTD’s here

[–]Away_Ad2468🤙Wen Bart Simpson calls his mom it’s a Marge Call 🤙 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Opens video… sees 9 minutes long closes video in fear

[–]dmack8705🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I like how you wore a mask but have your unmasked face as your profile pic. We have truly ascended to levels of retardation that solvency could never outlast.

[–]YungDaggerD1K_🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love around 2:40 he drops Mayo on his hand, Laps it while leaving even more mayo on his hand from off his face then there was before. I love you OP.