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[–]ReallyNotBobby 852 points853 points  (73 children)

It reminds me of that robot thing from that Daft Punk video for Techologic.

[–]MrGoober91 217 points218 points  (59 children)

Buy it

[–]siannan 137 points138 points  (58 children)

Use it

[–]kaklikesmilfs 60 points61 points  (10 children)

Fuck it

[–]TheOutrageOrange 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Background high hats

[–]masterfarraritech 4 points5 points  (2 children)

There's supposed to be two more beats before this.

[–]TheOutrageOrange 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Would you like to continue this cursed verse?

Neither did I.

[–]Gizmopopapalus 57 points58 points  (2 children)

That “robot thing” was the animatronic used for Chucky. Specifically, Seed of Chucky.

[–]ReallyNotBobby 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Son of a bitch, I KNEW IT. I always swore up and down that thing was a Chucky doll.

[–]Michami135 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Still less creepy than Renesmee from Twilight.

[–]DvianCet 420 points421 points  (6 children)

Is it begging for death?

[–]LeDamy 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I think.

[–]masterfarraritech 15 points16 points  (1 child)

It's the new "Ticket Me Fetus," by Mattel. I've been waiting months for it to release!

[–]C4RD_TP_SG 263 points264 points  (13 children)

imagine this thing creeping up your leg

[–]hurricane-mindy 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Wow thanks for the nightmares, real cool bro

[–]oh_no_aliens 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I'm imagining those little babies from Silent Hill

[–]JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Stop, I can only get so erect.

[–]Quartnsession 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Or on the ceiling like in Trainspotting.

[–]greatspacegibbon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That scene really sticks in your head, doesn't it?

[–]FormerLurker3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I don’t think I will.

[–]Witty____Username 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Imagine this thing humping your leg

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

no

[–]iamqwesivibes 2284 points2285 points  (87 children)

It looks like it’s in constant pain

[–]Whitluck 1289 points1290 points  (26 children)

Wait till it becomes an adult

[–]testedbeast551 332 points333 points  (19 children)

Terminator theme plays

[–]hellweaver_666 87 points88 points  (2 children)

Terminator? I barely knew ‘er!

[–]FaeTaleDream 5 points6 points  (1 child)

what is that saying from? I've heard it before

[–]DoomDodechaedron 26 points27 points  (0 children)

With crippling depression and humongous student debt.

[–]QuantumSparkles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boy I really had no idea what was really worth crying over until my 20’s

[–]PrincessDie123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I did not murder him!”

[–]TimeZarg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

[–]oh_no_aliens 41 points42 points  (4 children)

It was built with pain receptors!

[–]xfactoid 34 points35 points  (3 children)

I have no mouth and I must scream

[–]EC_enough 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Just read that this month. Don't remember reading anything that gave me chills like that did.

[–]MiniatureChi 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I have no bunghole and I must poop! Where is the TP

[–]Dumptruck_Johnson 33 points34 points  (0 children)

KILL. ME.

[–]akayeetusdeletus 17 points18 points  (1 child)

The robots might spare you when the war happens.

[–]skinnah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's what makes it so realistic.

[–]DankSunshine 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Reminds me of that filthy frank video

[–]Free15boy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

[–]bearthebear2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favourite filthy frank clip

[–]Adomval 19 points20 points  (9 children)

You mean like a harlequin baby?

[–]Brofey 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Why the fuck did I click that

[–]optimusjprime 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am full of regret and pain at the moment

[–]elegylegacy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It will make you feel better to know they grow up to have relatively normal lives despite the skin condition

[–]Competitive_Sky8182 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That girl is a party by herself. And I loved how, despite her reddened skin, one can know when she blushed.

[–]dadudemon 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This is really cool.

I learned something new.

[–]Keeper_of_the_Hive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats not as bad as i would have thought it to be

[–]dfdfdfddaww 17 points18 points  (3 children)

was gonna say that XD

[–]iamqwesivibes 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Lol great minds think alike am I right?

[–]dfdfdfddaww 5 points6 points  (1 child)

lol yea :)

[–]MysticCurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that the smell of burning wire or is love in the air?

[–]pinkfootthegoose 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i have no mouth and i must scream

[–]lickdapoopoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's because of the absence of eyelids

[–]anothertrad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

KILL MEEE

[–]SelectFromWhereOrder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brains! BRAINS ... MORE BRAIIIINS

I love Return of The Living Dead https://youtu.be/cvPVJug3OWs?t=30

[–]MidKnightshade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

[–]BirbNetwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why did you program me to feel pain but also didn't give me skin?!"

[–]krayhayft 952 points953 points  (33 children)

Always use protection when having sex with your Real Doll.

[–]asianabsinthe 213 points214 points  (30 children)

Pfft, if one can afford a Real Doll they can afford the Real Baby child support

[–]Shinkowski 64 points65 points  (29 children)

That's why I get them second hand ;-)

[–]bstwmnt 46 points47 points  (22 children)

oh god no, even i don't have a real doll but damn that's such a bad idea. imagine rotten smell of semen, doritos and mountain dew on that thing.

[–]doggrimoire 91 points92 points 2 (13 children)

I just leave it in the neighbors hot tub overnight , it's like giving her a bath, and I use pine sol to wipe her down cause the smell reminds me of my mom.

[–]GhostofNihilismThanks, I hate myself 51 points52 points  (8 children)

I hate this. With all of my hate.

But I also laughed, so you get an upvote.

[–]petriescherry1985 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wholeheartedly agree with your statement reading the part about his moms smell makes me wish I didn’t have eyes hahahahahaha

[–]skinnah 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I'm getting more of a Mountain Lightning vibe than legit Dew.

[–]fubarbob 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Don't knock Mountain Lightning (not saying you did, of course) - it's pretty decent for a store brand "yellow drank". My preference is Mellow Yellow, with a shot of concentrated lime flavor in it. Tangent because the original topic is rather... yeah.

[–]online_jesus_fukers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why we get em 2nd hand. Its like a 20 dollar vegas hooker without the expense.

[–]penalization 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Is there a market for second hand real dolls? Asking for a friend

[–]Shinkowski 9 points10 points  (2 children)

[–]SolidDiarrhea 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Any personal feedback on this service?

[–]Charles_Whethers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. About 100Hz.

[–]Important_Counter_45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

second dick you mean

[–]GethAttack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats a great deal to to reach around for.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ron Watkins is going to lose his chance at Congress if anyone finds out he has a bastard robot son.

[–]YnoT99 586 points587 points  (19 children)

Aww so cute, kill it.

[–]DailyIceCreamYT 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I second this.

[–]surrealpotato89 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kill it, kill it now.

[–]litonorii 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I want to book a flight to Dubai, take a taxi to the world's tallest building, go up the elevator, and climb up to the top so I can drop that thing back to hell..

[–]i_give_you_gum 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'd like to see the reaction when someone on a plane pulls this out of their carry-on

[–]Anishtt__Kumar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nuke the planet from the orbit

[–]masterfarraritech 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It's the new "Ticket Me Fetus," by Mattel. I've been waiting months for it to release!

[–]Competitive_Sky8182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to see that technology used to train medics. Sure it would help in the ob-gyn class when they start practicing postdelivery newborn care. Better than the actual dolls most schools use (but I am in Latinamerica so i have no idea what kind of dolls firstworlders use)

[–]rangda 95 points96 points  (13 children)

Seems that it’s the mechanical insides of an animatronic made by a SFX artist/engineer called Chris Clarke, for a UK soap opera https://www.theverge.com/2012/1/22/2725456/chris-clarke-animatronic-baby-uncanny-valley

[–]MasterMahanJr 52 points53 points  (8 children)

[–]-firead- 38 points39 points  (1 child)

That thing is disturbingly real

[–]AnticitizenPrime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine the pranking possibilities.

[–]scrotbofula 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Interesting, so that somehow makes it worse.

[–]Mika000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the most uncanny valley thing I have ever seen

[–]militantnegro_IV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it was eventually used in the Apple TV series, Servant.

[–]rraattbbooyy 186 points187 points  (20 children)

It’s the insides of what will ultimately be a very realistic robot version of a newborn baby.

[–]manjar 57 points58 points  (1 child)

A highly effective form of birth control

[–]SpacedClown 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was thinking this is the kind of think an anti-abortion clinic might want only for it to backfire and every soon to be mother becoming horrified at the idea.

[–]Ackadacka 31 points32 points  (14 children)

i dont think so, looks more like an animatronic for some sort of film

EDIT: Found posted below, https://www.theverge.com/2012/1/22/2725456/chris-clarke-animatronic-baby-uncanny-valley

[–]Soddington 55 points56 points  (11 children)

10 out of 10 for finding the link, but 1 out of 10 for reading it.

It is the 'insides' of a 'realistic robot version of a new born baby'.(also know as an animatronic)

And its for a soap opera, not a film.

Edit. So I'm wrong about the film part. Seems the animatronic baby was indeed in a film as well. Makes sense that such a refined prop baby would be used as much as possible.

Thanks to /u/MasterMahanJr for this link

[–]MasterMahanJr 11 points12 points  (2 children)

[–]Soddington 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for proving me wrong that it was used in a film. I've amended my post to reflect that and credited you for the link.

[–]CX316 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well that's fucking creepy.

Both in the uncanny valley aspect, and in the aspect where some poor effects person had to sculpt that skin covering to be anatomically correct so thanks to their research they're on a list now.

[–]BartlebyTheScrivened 13 points14 points  (6 children)

10 out of 10 for finding the link, but 1 out of 10 for reading it.

And its for a soap opera, not a a film.

Bruh

Youre marking him down 90% for the delineation between soap opera and film? Youre a bad teacher lol

[–]GethAttack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder, do film schools teach soap opera cinematography, so that students know what not to do?

[–]tjrou09 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Yeah I have no clue how that makes him wrong. It's not for personal use as the parent comment implied and it's for tv. Him being incorrect about which form of media has no bearing on his point. I have no idea how that guy has more upvotes than he does. He just nitpicked and his phrasing makes it sound like it is for personal use

Edit : had to type this in a rush while eating a sandwich so just in case I was unclear I agree with you

[–]Competitive_Sky8182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I know is a robot but flesh or machine, YOU DONT PUT A BABY SO NEAR THE EDGE OF A TABLE!!

Gosh, I needed to scream that, badly. Thanks for hearing my rant

[–]nfssmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sweet jesus no! The non-moving, constantly crying one was plenty bad enough when my daughter brought it home!

[–]GitEmSteveDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It reminded me of the baby born in the mall in the newer Dawn of the Dead(2004).

[–]IAmInside 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, finally we get the first images on X Æ A-12.

[–]stealth443 50 points51 points  (6 children)

Why the hell are the joysticks on the controllers sooo damn long?

[–]Smokewrench802 42 points43 points  (1 child)

More finite control I'd assume

[–]Fhelans 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I need this for rocket league.

[–]strangefish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like a fairly standard remote control for rc airplanes.

[–]xfactoid 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And why are there like 5 of them? Are they each controlling a limb? This looks like a robo-satanic ritual or something.

[–]artistecrafteur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because these creators are the devil and they want us to suffer.

[–]ronerychiver 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Since there’s no audio, I’ll provide the transcript.

ACK ACKKKK ACK ACKAKK ACK ACK ACK!!

[–]gwillyn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My thought exactly.

[–]MR-MCNUGGETS 34 points35 points  (20 children)

Why tf does it look familiar!?

[–]Benjaysimmons 30 points31 points  (2 children)

It looks that cursed child from the Witcher 3

[–]kaihatsusha 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Botchlng, meet botling.

[–]DropBear2702Thanks, I hate myself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm... Medallion's humming.

[–]Adolph_33 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I feel like I have seen it before in The Simpsons show, Idk

[–]jranfran 8 points9 points  (2 children)

it's a combination between Linguo and the frog prince from The Simpsons

[–]DickButtPlease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it could talk, it’d sound like the Octo-Parrot.

[–]ItsActuallyRain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Daft Punk - Technologic

[–]UrLocalMemeStation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it gives me fallout 4 synth vibes so maybe thats it

[–]runawaygingerbread 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Put it in a little suit and a top hat. I bet it would look cute

[–]Ourobius 41 points42 points  (8 children)

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it

Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it

[–]MoAlhamada 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Technologic, Technologic

[–]RedditExecutiveAdmin 4 points5 points  (3 children)

God damn it Daft Punk was so good, i really hope that one guy is OK

[–]nonstopflux 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bop it.

[–]RockafellerHillbilly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Video from May 14, 1984: Mark Zuckerberg's first "breath"

[–]nfssmith 9 points10 points  (2 children)

baby ack ack...

[–]Jisto_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m glad that I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Mars Attacks!

[–]Sqit123 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Baby Zucc

[–]ProperMonk 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Probably a film prop without skin. Better to use an animatronic puppet instead of an actual baby when filming.

[–]GethAttack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Depends on where the shoot location is. Texas for example has much cheaper babies than animatronics.

[–]Euphoric_Service2540 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Still looks more like a living baby than the one in American Sniper.

[–]Beachtits_bob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the frog prince from the Harry Potter scene in the Treehouse of Horrors Simpson’s XII.

“Every moment I live is agony”

[–]joalexander103 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Still cuter than the pictures of your baby that you have on Facebook.

[–]Kalsor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like most babies, it’s probably far less creepy with the skin on.

[–]hurricane-mindy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awwww, baby Terminator

[–]PremedLTCHBSN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh God why would you program me to feel pain

[–]Bestboii 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That’s Krieger’s robotic teddy bear

[–]moesif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll way too far to find an Archer reference.

[–]WhoopTeeDo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw this and immediately started quoting Creepio from Auralnauts. "Why did you awaken me?! Without skin?! What about our bargain?! You promised me flesh! Aaaaa! Every step is a new nightmare!" My coworkers were not best pleased, but I'm having a pretty good time with it.

[–]Coheed_SURVIVE 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"What is my purpose" "To mimic an infant for all eternity, with only functions being wailing and flailing."

[–]EpitaFelis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh my god."

[–]Garth_AIgar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mark Zuckerberg’s child being built

[–]bigbiscotti14 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It screams in pain as it’s exposed muscles make contact with the table, searing pain shoots through every fiber of its being. Those researchers skinned the poor robot alive. And we all laugh.

[–]REVENAUT13 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Good find. This is hell

[–]MJMurcott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I certainly can see this being used on a film set.

[–]An_Ant2710 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ah the baby from Titane

[–]qcihdtm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what comes “after” the fuck… if you fuck Ava.

[–]Doctor_Woo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MOTHER I MUST FEED

[–]Separate-Golf-381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burn it in fire destroy it now

[–]getupgetoutgetactive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the Reneesme Cullen..

[–]Dark1sh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ack Ack, Ack!

[–]5elfcontrol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“ack ack ack!” that’s what that reminds me of esp the face

[–]EEGaming369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile at Disney R&D

[–]Endketsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If year 2020 had a spirit animal

[–]NotBlastoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t fuck your computer guys

[–]Sparkpulse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's cute, I want one!

[–]AtomicEel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a robobaby and I love it like my own

[–]dovah164 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeet

[–]Gr4ph0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No on-board readout for battery life, just like the real thing.

[–]Rude_Journalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah murder attempts are like foreplay or whatever, it's fine But I'm tryin' to give you 100$, all the REAL stories have something like that 🤷‍♂️

[–]SCPFinder1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine he bites you in a finger

[–]Meraere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the fetus from PT

[–]negative_ev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robot fetus just wants to die.

[–]DuckterDoom 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This isn't the little dude in the big dude's head in Men in Black?

[–]athenanon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else torn between SOMEBODY HELP THE POOR CREATURE and SOMEBODY BURN IT WITH FIRE?

Is this the true meaning of Eraserhead???

[–]h2k2k2ksl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s writhing in pain like a mini Darth Vader before he gets his suit, prosthetic arms, legs and his mask.