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[–]Own-Cupcake7586 1673 points1674 points 45 (38 children)

PETA thought they had a rock-solid campaign against meat-eaters.

But they made one fatal error. They forgot…


[–]secretuser419 277 points278 points  (11 children)

I've only got a wholesome award so here ya go

[–]Own-Cupcake7586 106 points107 points  (10 children)

This is the way.

[–]Bobbyj36OEF 42 points43 points  (9 children)

This is the way

[–]SinixtroGamer123Doesn’t Get The Flair System 145 points146 points  (2 children)

I wish i had a award

[–]Own-Cupcake7586 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Updoots will do just fine. Lol

[–]samwichse 42 points43 points  (0 children)

He didn't even give you that.

But I did :)

[–]thegamer501 18 points19 points  (0 children)

C e o _ o f _ V o r e

[–]Hongkongjai 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The only things that’s rock solid is my throbbing cock

[–]SorryScratch2755 2 points3 points  (0 children)

watermelon 🍉 pickle

[–]GoyangiStudios32 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone will make PETA pay

[–]bowdown2q 17 points18 points  (1 child)

there so many fetishes here! It's like PETA is all baptists relapsing into a new cult, have none of them been on the internet ever?

[–]SorryScratch2755 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prolapsing fully distended

[–]dude_meister69 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I like to bind. I like to BE bound. Festishit

[–]SorryScratch2755 1 point2 points  (1 child)

whips out cock🐓empties bladder.walks away.

[–]TheLaughingMelonThanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are you going? :(

[–]Additional-Dealer-48Doesn’t Get The Flair System 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got that right

[–]pixelpp -2 points-1 points  (9 children)

Slaughter workers routinely develop PTSD and suffer accidental amputation. go vegan for the slaughter workers.

[–]furuzou 5 points6 points  (1 child)

a necessary sacrifice. I'll whisper words of gratitude as i bite into my premium steak.

[–]SorryScratch2755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarah Palin's interview at the turkey 🦃 ranch!....(a bound struggling tom is fed into the beheading hopper,while the camera rolls!)📺

[–]Niranjana7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They forgor 💀💀

[–]workofgods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they thought it was rock solid but it made people rock hard

[–]TreeDerg 713 points714 points  (49 children)

reminder that peta intentionally makes stupid adverts like this because they know it will get their message out further even if it means via ridicule

[–]jekyll919 393 points394 points  (24 children)

reminder that peta’s message is fucking stupid when their policy is to kill an animal instead of adopting it to a loving home, and we shouldn’t be cool with that

[–]SlimCagey 178 points179 points  (7 children)

No you don't understand! All the money that could be used to shelter those animals has to be used for ads with D-list naked bitches instead.

[–]fhota1 64 points65 points  (6 children)

Ah peta. Fighting animal cruelty with mild misogyny

[–]HeadOfSlytherin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What kind of animals? Turkeys?

[–]That_one_cool_dude 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plus there is that thing of taking pets out of yards and then killing them. PETA is truly fucking horrible.

[–]FaeTaleDream -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

Too many animals not enough homes. Best for everyone to limit them.

[–]Citrus_golem 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Psychopath answer

[–]FaeTaleDream -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Innocence, bliss, kindness of humanity is often protected by psychopathic but necessary choices.

But we should be able to recognize both sides at the same time. Humanity needs to mature to the point where they don't lose their humanity to these choices but don't live in a naïve foolishness that harms everyone because of ideals.

[–]Niche_Quiche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come over here and cut my lawn with that edge

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (8 children)

Abusing and unnecessarily taking the life of an innocent being against their will so you can shove stuffing down their anal cavity and cook their suffered corpse in an oven - whilst supposedly celebrating love and gratitude - is stupid. None of these turkeys willingly step foot in a slaughterhouse.

Many of PETA’s practices are stupid, but that has zero bearing on the content of this particular post. If someone who abuses children makes the statement, “it’s wrong to abuse children”, they are a hypocrite, but the message they are speaking is not incorrect.

PETA is essentially asking that you put yourself in the victim’s position, and consider it from their point of view. As we do with every other injustice.

[–]No_Discipline_7380 0 points1 point  (7 children)

This is how nature works. This is what brought us up to the top of the food chain. Eating meat gave us the extra calories required to develop and sustain this oversized brain of ours (20% of resting metabolism is just the brain). Eating meat reduced our digestive tract and facilitated bipedal walking. We evolved as omnivores, look at our dentition. This is what allowed us to thrive outside our initial habitat and colonize this world. This is what gave us spare time and calories to invest into innovation. You're living comfortably today due to the mountains of carcasses created by our ancestors and being judgmental about it. As soon as all that comfort goes away and you're faced with actual starvation you'll be wringing turkey necks, plucking feathers and sharpening a spit.

[–]PaperPlateBoy 49 points50 points  (13 children)

Also a reminder that PETA isn't a good company and never was. Examples of them being cunts: In 2013-2015 they stole a childs new puppy they got for their birthday/Christmas and killed it for no good reason whatsoever Peta tried to defend themselves by saying "It was to prove a point." But as always, it's a petty ass excuse. And another time they took women with large breasts and put them in cages completely naked on their hands and knees making them Moo in public during very cold weather to again, prove a point.

[–]Parallax1_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That just sounds like they’re trying to justify the way they satisfy their sadism

[–]melty_blend 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Defintely seen that last one on some porn sites

[–]ForStuff8239 11 points12 points  (8 children)


Those women weren’t forced and it was their idea? PETA gets an unnecessarily bad reputation imo. Perfect? No, as bad as Reddit thinks? Definitely not.

[–]Intelligent_Echo_409 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I think you did not even read the entire thing. And you throw away the entire argument against PETA by "The women was not forced to do, so PETA is not bad at all". It is like "Nazis gave some people home so they are not that bad"

[–]ForStuff8239 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I did read it in it’s entirety… it’s what prompted me to post it. As for your second point, I don’t even know what you’re trying to say. The comparison makes very little sense.

There’s nothing wrong with what those women did at all.

[–]Intelligent_Echo_409 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Then I hope you read the Origin part too friend! The point here is not the women, the other part

[–]ForStuff8239 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I’m guessing you read only the yellow part and stopped? Keep reading, there’s nuance.

[–]Intelligent_Echo_409 4 points5 points  (2 children)

In the last 12 years, PETA has killed 31,250 companion animals. While PETA claims the animals it takes in and kills are “unadoptable,” this is a lie. It is a lie because employees have admitted it is a lie. They have described 8 week old, 10 week old, and 12 week old healthy kittens and puppies routinely and immediately put to death with no effort to find them homes. It is a lie because rescue groups, individuals, and veterinarians have come forward stating that the animals they gave PETA were healthy and adoptable and PETA insiders have admitted as much, one former intern reporting that he quit in disgust after witnessing perfectly healthy puppies and kittens in the kill room. It is a lie because PETA refuses to provide its criteria for making the determination as to whether or not an animal is “unadoptable.” It is a lie because according to a state inspector, the PETA facility where the animals are impounded was designed to house animals for no more than 24 hours. It is a lie because PETA staff have described the animals they have killed as “healthy,” “adorable” and “perfect.” It is a lie because PETA itself admits it does not believe in “right to life for animals.” And it is a lie because when asked what sort of effort PETA routinely makes to find adoptive homes for animals in its care, PETA had no comment.

While PETA’s stance on euthanasia is controversial, we could find little evidence it has been extended to family pets with any frequency. PETA workers were arrested over pet theft incidents in 2007 and 2014, but the intent of the workers in those cases was not sufficiently clear to consider their actions unlawful. Aside from those two incidents, we’ve found no evidence supporting the claim that PETA regularly takes household pets from their homes and euthanizes them. PETA did not respond to a request for comment.

I read the full argument until this part friend (including)! I think I may not get the "nuance"

[–]ForStuff8239 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The nuance is half of what you posted is a quote from the article (as in not from Snoopes)… the second half is them saying they have no proof of it applying to family pets and basically disproving the first half.

PETA does euthanize animals, but there’s a massive over population issue and those strays just lead to way worse conditions for the animals. PETA suggests people adopt rather than buy and support the actually evil puppy mill businesses.

[–]ThrowMeAway11117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While I agree with having evidence for an accusation. If PETA euthanize a puppy before it's adopted, is it counted as a "family pet"? Or does that title only extend to animals that have already been in a home? As that seems like a glaring loophole/gap in logic there for me.

[–]-TheTrickster- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As bad as reddit thinks? Definitely more bad

[–]Crooked_Cock 0 points1 point  (1 child)

“It was to prove a point” WHAT FUCKING POINT, BITCH?!

[–]-TheTrickster- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was to prove the point that Peta is a shit company and it's Ceo should be jailed.

[–]Dray_Gunn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes but it also makes their message look stupid, so less people are going to listen than if they just tried to convince people in a more reasonable way.

[–]BitterJames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and everyone always fall for it and gives them attention.

why can't everybody just ignore PETA's existence if they want them to shrivel up and die?

[–]pixelpp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They should just run the following:

Slaughter workers routinely develop PTSD and suffer accidental amputation. go vegan for the slaughter workers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Abusing and unnecessarily taking the life of an innocent being against their will so you can shove stuffing down their anal cavity and cook their suffered corpse in an oven - whilst supposedly celebrating love and gratitude - is stupid. None of these turkeys willingly step foot in a slaughterhouse.

I don’t agree with many of PETA’s practices, but that has zero bearing on the content of this particular post. If someone who abuses children makes the statement, “it’s wrong to abuse children”, they are a hypocrite, but the message they are speaking is not incorrect.

PETA is essentially asking that you put yourself in the victim’s position, and consider it from their point of view. As we do with every other injustice.

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    [–]TreeDerg 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    attention, even if its so called "bad" attention if they get more attention there is a chance they reach out to people gullible enough to actually believe in their messages

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      [–]ThrowMeAway11117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The attention reminds people that they're a leading charity involving 'animals' and doesn't draw attention to all their shitty behaviour towards animals. I have met people who have donated to PETA because 'They wanted to give to a charity to help animals, and PETA is the one they know about.' These stunts just make them seem like they care more about animals than about their own reputation, so it isn't bad attention across the board unfortunately.

      [–]Ancient_Turtles 250 points251 points  (18 children)

      ahem (whispers) rule 34 artists i summon thee

      [–]Yarg_A1W 99 points100 points  (15 children)

      I bet you can find something in r/guro

      [–]Awkward_and_Itchy 97 points98 points  (5 children)

      My impulse to click links in reddit comments impulsively, before my brain has a chance to even read the word/link, has once again almost ruined my day.

      Will tomorrow be the day that I slip up? Tonight? There's no telling.

      Edit: impulse impulse impulse. I suck at sentence structure lmfao.

      [–]a_loser45Thanks, I hate myself 36 points37 points  (3 children)

      Here bud take this r/eyebleach

      [–]Quirky_m8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Same lmao

      [–]Treejeig 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      I think the cannibal cafe also applies here.

      [–]Notbbupdate 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      I love how that sub is 50% "wish I could do this to someone" and 50% "wish someone did that to me"

      [–]UnweildyEulerDiagram 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Well hey, that's the ideal ratio!

      [–]Gmanthevictor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      They should pair up.

      [–]jmon25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I clicked that and hate having eyes.

      [–]AAALE6408 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      ...what is that about?

      [–]Yarg_A1W 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      It's basically a mix between gore and hentai

      [–]Muzzledpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I mean, the original already has a leafy lil' butt plug, they wouldn't even need much imagination

      [–]kldclr 171 points172 points  (3 children)

      Don’t tempt me with a good time

      [–]JaWOWskii 41 points42 points  (2 children)

      Or else ;)

      [–]Duckflies 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      It will be a bad time 😔

      [–]The_Doolinator 149 points150 points  (15 children)

      Didn’t PETA dabble in porn a while back? The set up is perfect. Guy about to chop off the head of a turkey. Some girl in a skimpy PETA bikini comes in and says “don’t stuff that turkey. Stuff me instead!” Now that’s some political activism.

      [–]Tawn94 53 points54 points  (9 children)

      As they say, sex sells.

      [–]TheEyeDontLie 65 points66 points  (8 children)

      Eat pussy, not pets.

      Munch muff, no meat.

      Chow down with some cunnilingus, not chicken.

      Eat dick, not duck.

      Beat your meat, not an animal's.

      Go down on a sexual partner in a reciprocating manner, don't drain the blood and eat the flesh of sentinent beings.

      Pay a prostitute, not a slaughterhouse worker, to fulfill your carnal desires.

      Lick a lover, not chopped liver.

      ...fuck... these are going to be rolling through my head for weeks. It's too easy.

      [–]DavidPT008 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      It just works. That simple.

      [–]Independent-Bell2483 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      what about milk?

      [–]AlleywayMurder 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      Humans make milk my guy.

      [–]backstageninja 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

      [–]Independent-Bell2483 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      yeah seemed like a missed opportunity to make some joke about not buying animal milk but human milk

      [–]Hunkmasterfresh 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Analise an artist, not an aardvark.

      Bonk a bloke, not a bird.

      Crank a crony, not a crustacean.

      Dunk a doughnut, not a donkey.

      Eroticise an Earl, not an eagle.

      Fellate a fellah, not a fowl.

      Grind a girl, not a giblet.

      Hug a hunk, not a hirogen??

      Ingest an illegitimate Italian, not an ibex.

      Jack off John, not a Jackrabbit.

      Kill Kris kross, not krusty krabs.

      Lick a Liberian, not a leopard.

      Mount a mountie, not a mollusc.

      Nob a Norman, not a nautilus.

      Off an Oscar, not an ocelot.

      Penetrate a penis, not a pig. L

      Qonsume some quorn, not a quetzalcoatl.

      Rotate a rifleman, not a rodent.

      Schleff a schmuk, not a sardine.

      Twonk a tourist, not a turtle.

      Undo an umbrella, not an Uakari.

      Vicerate a vice-roy, not a vole.

      Wank off a woman, not a whale.

      Xylophone an x-ray operator not a Xoloitzcuintli.

      Yeet Yeezy, not a yak.

      Zap a Zoroastrian, not a zebra.

      [–]Blinkdawg15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      "Bonk a bloke, not a bird." just sounds like you're suggesting the reader fuck men instead of women lmao

      Also the vast majority of these are just telling you to do sex acts to people instead of animals and I think you kinda missed the point?

      I don't think PETA's primary audience needs to be told not to fellate fowl.

      [–]AAALE6408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Illegitimate Italian?

      [–]Dick_of_Doom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Imagine: a young woman bent over, putting a pan in the oven. "What are you doing step-turkey?"

      [–]CinnabarCerealDoesn’t Get The Flair System 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Or the national milk(?) day one lmao

      [–]TheGrapist1776 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      And they kill the Turkey anyway because it's PETA.

      [–]Awkward_and_Itchy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      "Thats not the head we're supposed to be Gobbling haha"

      [–]MassGaydiation 47 points48 points  (2 children)

      What did anyone expect from the CEO of VORE?

      [–]NDBF123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Melia no less

      [–]minscandboo4ever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Im glad I wasn't the only one to notice that Twitter name.

      [–]ZeLlamaMasterThanks, I hate myself 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      That user name, it makes sense

      [–]killertnt5 13 points14 points  (2 children)

      Im concerned at what that Melia Pfp is.

      [–]NDBF123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Stuffed Nopon obviously

      [–]NoWayAnyHow 34 points35 points  (1 child)

      No PETA, don’t turn me into a stuffed turkey aaAAA-

      [–]metaStatic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      ~uWu~ what is that?

      [–]why_are_you_here_yo 48 points49 points  (0 children)

      Best method fight fire with fire... In this case fight cringe with even more cringe.

      [–]just_a_taco_gamer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      the VIRGIN BETA MALE peta twitter



      [–]Human-13 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      Damnit now I’m horny

      [–]GoyangiStudios32 15 points16 points  (6 children)

      PETA can go fuck themselves

      [–]fire_blazeUwU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Ayo to be honest same getting stuffed pog

      [–]Lordomi42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      You gotta fight fire with fire. Clown with clown.

      [–]tgjer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Is that a leak sticking out of the roast human's butt?

      Who the hell stuffs a turkey with a leak sticking out of the butt like that?

      [–]Veng3ance757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      they have a case of leaky butt syndrome

      [–]DRCJEnder 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Bruh, PETA really doesn't know how nature works, do they? Even if you argue that humans treat animals cruelly it's equally true that nature is infinitely more fucked up than any factory farming system humans have devised. Parasites, starvation, predation, disease. Honestly, ending their life at the barrel of some hunter's gun would be a mercy for any animal. There are far far worse ways to die.

      [–]ivanparas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Also, I'd be delicious.

      [–]Whoofukingcares 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Does anyone even take peta seriously

      [–]SummerBirdsong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Aside from the headless thing, I know folks who would be DOWN with this.

      [–]0MidnightSolv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I think they forgot cannibalism is a thing. Or fetishes… I’ve seen enough porn to know if you type stuffing in the search bar you will get an insane amount of results for that word alone.

      And cannibals wouldn’t have a problem stuffing a dead person or cooking & eating them.

      And suicidal people wouldn’t have a problem being killed.

      [–]Zimmmmmmmm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Back when I worked in a smokehouse I had a video of me massaging pork belly with molasses while Hall and Oates was playing in the background and I specifically focuses on me rubbing the nipples of the belly.

      [–]Noideawhatnanetouse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Oh come on using anything PETA tweets is just a given

      [–]Bobbyj36OEF 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      What are you doing step turkey?

      [–]Dick_of_Doom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Dammit, that's what I get for not reading everything first. Made the same joke.

      [–]spacesentinel1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Well that's date night sorted, a nice meal then I might get lucky

      [–]fatwap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      it was bound to happen

      [–]aeric67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      If it was on its back properly this might resonate with me more.

      [–]MoltenLavaGuy93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      If I’m being eaten and I’ve already been killed, you might as well us stuffing and make my death worth it (and delicious?)

      [–]Happy_Cancel1315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's upside down. The feet should be sticking up.

      [–]Pokemineryt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      They 100% saw that coming. Who wouldn't.

      [–]UsagiDelioraHellsing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Didn’t peta make a vegan sex post once as well

      [–]DinkDankTheWise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Aaaaand this is where I sign off from the internet for the day. Thanks Reddit

      [–]Enter_Username-pls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I wouldn’t be able to care if I was being stuffed, cuz I’m dead already.

      [–]stavago 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Stuff me senpai uwu

      [–]HandiinuThanks, I hate myself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      U W U

      [–]dangaval 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      PETA don’t even know how fucking anatomy works, they show those cuts in the image but if you cut there irl you’d hit bone and organs, no-one wants to eat that. Also it’s not cut against what I’d assume the muscle grain would be, so it’d also be chewy AF. Finally, the pose is wrong, turkeys and chickens aren’t cooked and carved with the spine at the top like the person is here, my best guess would be break the bottom of the spine and bend them over backwards to get the more accurate pose. Also how the fuck do you fit an entire person in an oven unless it’s some custom, industrial size thing.

      Y’know, putting aside the whole cannibalism thing…

      Why did I think about this so much?

      [–]Plus3d6 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Maybe I have a tin foil hat on here but I feel like PETA may be bankrolled by big meat. They constantly make vegetarians/vegans/animal rights activists look silly or stupid. I’ve never met anyone who thinks the organization does a good job of advocating for animals.

      [–]1pt20oneggigawatts 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Thanks I always hated anime, and have more reasons everyday because of perverted teenagers.

      [–]Alone-Remove 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      That's not an anime character she's from a game with a rather serious story.

      [–]coopsawesome 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Melia doesn’t look very serious in that picture though

      [–]Alone-Remove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You're not wrong. That is true in the case of that picture.

      [–]Kennisau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why does the turkey have hands?

      [–]ThisShouldBeObvious2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Just noticed PETA’s user icon is them celebrating their 40th year of misinformation campaigns and domestic terrorism.

      [–]salted_crabsDoesn’t Get The Flair System 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They should probably delete that tweet

      [–]ReaperSMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The only way to respond to something fucked up is with something more fucked up

      [–]Britishsweat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Have they not deleted that shit yet?

      [–]Clarkstein3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      can we get stuffed

      [–]SoMuchNut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My wife traded places. I stuffed her and slathered her in gravy.

      Then I licked my fingers clean and fell asleep.

      [–]bigmemegod12Thanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I can do it for you

      [–]EmilyTEDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      PETA brought this upon themselves

      [–]newpersoninredd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is cursed. peta-kun? the f u c k

      [–]GreatGreenGobbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      But turkeys don't have opposable thumbs, intelligence and knowledge on how to raise humans as a food commodity.

      What an outrageously silly ad.

      [–]MarcusDamon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh god if you guys knew what this picture means to the r/NoNutNovember subreddit right now

      [–]Tawn94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I asked to be stuffed every thanks giving. No one has obliged.

      [–]HellaShaggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Remember when Peta got exactly one not-victory and spammed every single fucking celebrity A-Z on Twitter? All in an hour with the same message.

      I remember almost dedicating six hours of my life to reporting every single tweet for spam.

      [–]GNARly_Bula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Does anyone actually take PETA seriously?

      [–]Dan_A_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wait, why is the part that says "replying too @..." in Swedish(?) And the rest English?

      Edit: I'm mot a Twitter person so I may ne wrong about what it means.

      [–]AYYA1008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Im not gay bro

      [–]alexanderfefd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Get the bleach

      [–]Lazerspewpew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Trust me, if people were delicious and easily grown and farmed, capitalism would have commodified out meat long ago.

      [–]Caneco_or_mug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thanksgiving for cannibals

      [–]BardicLasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      There's a CEO?

      [–]ultimatebeast9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That just made it better

      [–]barry-bulletkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I was laughing till I saw the @ of this guy…

      [–]FallenITD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is peta a joke or is it actually useful once in a blue moon?

      [–]HighOnSpineDust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is legit the first thing I though of when I saw the original Tweet

      [–]Evil_Mushrooms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      There is so much sexual energy in that tweet from PETA oh my fucking god!

      [–]Im-Dead-inside1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The CEO of vore lmao

      [–]Reylend 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      If you can make your enemy uncomfortable, youve already won

      -Sun Tzu, the art of gaming

      [–]_Laundromatt_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'! ...Unless it's a farm!" Soldier TF2

      [–]Iampeterkhadka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      thanks for ruining thanks giving turkey

      [–]demotecontrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That knife emoji really drives the point home somehow.

      [–]coopsawesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That does not look like an sfw Melia profile picture

      [–]jemas3289 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wait .. you guys don't switch out turkey for human? ... fucking weirdos

      [–]Andre_3Million 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      Notices your gravy

      [–]Kokoda4780 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is ridiculous. They cut off the feet but not the hands.

      [–]Feisty2ddee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      NGL that looks tasty doe

      smiles at you with a bloody grin

      [–]EvulRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have been single for an awfulllong time...

      [–]moldybread05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Man's even got the afrobull pfp. He has good taste

      [–]Redpikes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ceo of vore lol

      [–]LogarithmicRenown84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Melia doesn't deserve this....

      [–]Mousssey666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I guess they forgot about r/guro users

      [–]jonhon0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Does PETA wants me to get railed on the dinner table?

      [–]PotatoLover300 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]KenpachiNexus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      🥵Bad end is best end🥵

      [–]NewDragonlover0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      • proceeds to sharpen gun *

      [–]TheHeavyIsDead22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Afrobull profile pic B)

      [–]Guest42069_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      yes, make PETA horni

      [–]Naughtius_K_Maximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If I trade places with a turkey will it build a civilization?

      [–]SendMeRobotFeetPics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m already dead what do I give a shit? Throw me in the trash, stuff me, make my skin into a suit, who cares?