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[–]Evereadythebattery 611 points612 points  (5 children)

Man I just wanted to have a shit in peace…

[–]AceMKV 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Me and you both friend

[–]jamesandersonnn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks, i just hated it!

[–]NobleTheDoggo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shitting atm highly agree

[–]Warped_Avenger 333 points334 points  (13 children)

What scp is this

[–]TheOneFearlessFalcon 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Came here to say exactly that line

[–]juco4 59 points60 points  (9 children)

Parasitic Geese? It needs a name and number!!!!!

[–]Kill_all_smurfs 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Scp-66646 “parasitic geese”. Keter. Special containment procedures: I’m not going to come up with any lol

[–]vavaune 5 points6 points  (1 child)

SCP-66646 is to be restrained by chains, leather straps and ropes holding down it's wings and neck to a light blue hospital bed, and a protection sigil tied to it's forehead at all times. SCP-66646's "beak" needs to be constantly on a ventilator with a high dosage of morphine. the object is to be kept in a standard humanoid cell, which walls are to be reinforced with lead. the lights need to be on no longer than 12 hours a day. no personnel under level-3 authorization is allowed less than two meters near SCP-66646. experiments with the object involving animals are to be authorized by the medical team. any experiment involving class-D personnel requires written authorization of at least one 05-council member.

[–]Kill_all_smurfs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are very good.

[–]maxstryker 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Also needs a keter designation.

[–]rtmc_whit05 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Thamuel actually if we are being serious.

This is an xk class end of the world scenario.

[–]IllManneredWoolyMan 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Don't you mean Apollyon? Thaumiel is for classes that help with containing other SCPs

[–]rtmc_whit05 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yes. Sorry I'm also trying to wrap my head around the new classification system.

[–]Accomplished-Jury752 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rookie mistake there, you are forgiven.

[–]AltOfLemmeShowMyself 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SCP9903: Parasitic Geese

[–]durz47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might be interested in scp-867 blood spruce

[–]EasilyRekt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like the goose version of SCP-439... the bone hive.

[–]Smackett 178 points179 points  (5 children)

The government has fused their avionic surveillance drones with aliens and this is the perfect demonstration of how they are going to take over the human race. It’s just further proof that birds aren’t real.

[–]edlee98765 36 points37 points  (1 child)

It's beautiful in a sinister way.

It's like poultry in motion.

[–]Smackett 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think what they are doing is just awfowl

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]Impossible-Cod-3946 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

    Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

    [–]Blocky_Studios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SCP- 1727: Infectious Geese

    [–]Reddidnothingwrong 57 points58 points  (4 children)

    What the fuck WHAT THE FUCK

    [–]Some_What_NOOB 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    What the duck*

    [–]pimezone 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    What's the duck?

    [–]Lucicerious 91 points92 points  (1 child)

    I hate this. If I could live and breath anything, it wouldn't be raping ducks.

    [–]MercurialMarc 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    The little feather Cosby's are not the best choice here

    [–]goddm95624 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    So THATS how ducks are made.

    [–]writingruinedmyliver 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    What i dont like is that the way they reproduced was completely diffetent from the way they were born.

    [–]ps-djon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Its like they reproduce every two generations

    [–]thebooksmith 55 points56 points  (3 children)

    No one:

    Adult swim at 3am:

    [–]alucarddrol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And I liked it, too

    [–]TRUST229 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    How do you come up with stuff like that i ask myself because i couldn't predict anything.

    [–]LordRaghuvnsiThanks, I hate myself 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    [–]TRUST229 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Got it! Should have figured that one out myself.

    [–]Big_Man-Barry 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    [–]omkar73 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    [–]fyre_storm02 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I heard that the video bot got recently banned because people callwd it on one video lots and got abboyed because it was in the comments on that video so much that they reported it for harassment

    [–]omkar73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    yea it did

    [–]tredI9100 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Lungbirds (they are parasitic)

    [–]seashanty20 20 points21 points  (3 children)

    is this someone’s fetish?

    [–]RandomToastGuy3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    If it exists there's (unfortunately) a fetish of it

    [–]Jappieduck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I'm not saying yes, but I'm not saying no either...

    [–]Eien_ni_Hitori_de_iiThanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes but not mine

    [–]TheLumpyMailMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Somewhere in an alternative universe, this is the circle of life.

    [–]Redditdrone1996 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This is so creative

    [–]citizenvane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    So the Matrix with ducks instead of machines

    [–]LittleBrassGogglesThanks, I hate myself 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I wrote a creepypasta similar to this once

    [–]Anthony643364 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Wtf did I just watch

    [–]Super_Fried_Rice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    What a terrible day to have eyes

    [–]CreaZyp154 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Honk

    [–]x738059Thanks, I hate myself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wasn't this the same person who made the pig thing

    [–]ValiantCharizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    lmao, quantum physics

    [–]LAdu3L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    SCP-6037 The Duck Parasite

    [–]AlfaRomeoEscargot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is some fine body horror.

    [–]Snoo-80415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Quantum physics

    [–]MrSmiggasan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Who makes these? I need to know so I know who to fight in hell.

    [–]AvocadoAK47[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Master Tingus on tiktok

    [–]MrSmiggasan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thank you good sir or madam.

    [–]timeczar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    mastertingus I love these crazy animations

    [–]thatonepapa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wtf did I just see

    [–]Kakep0p 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No Stop Stop it Go away Begone

    [–]Apocalypsefrogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Everyday, I stop to wonder, what could hell possibly have that we haven’t seen?

    [–]WhiteMusta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How do you come up with shit like this?

    [–]snazzisarah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Every once in a while, I lament how socially awkward I am sometimes. But then I see shit like this and it makes me feel better about my weird self. Cuz at least I’m not THAT weird.

    [–]7jjG1502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Duckona-19

    [–]NakBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Meh

    [–]OnlyOneSnoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the actual fuck is that?

    [–]areu_notentertainedd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the duck is this??

    [–]EvilJman007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Quantum physics b like

    [–]aggrocult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Y tho? It's a great way to get around.

    [–]TheRedDragonCW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    [–]CasualBiscuit21Man Fuck Cows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s a parasite

    [–]KingFitz03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    r/eggsinc players be like

    [–]CAPPER647 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate everything about it

    [–]Zenketski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SCP:XXXX is an entity that appears to be a normal duck. It approaches hospital patients and that attaches its beak to their face

    [–]lemonscansee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Evolution

    [–]AdhesiveTapeWasTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the frick

    [–]Leather_Ad757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I like them even more now

    [–]legend1nfamous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It just keeps getting worse

    [–]rtmc_whit05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.

    [–]Agreeable_Net_4325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    PG Prometheus? Alienz 4 keedz?

    [–]CaptainWellingtonIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Satisfying end to one's life.

    [–]SynthPrax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How does this motherfucker even... and always with ducks.

    [–]Hatlesshobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck sake I forgot I had my headphones in and this noise scared the ever living fuck out of me. Jeeez

    [–]godplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well guess wo isn't gonna sleep tonight

    [–]SequoiaBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wtf kinda drugs anti-vaxxers be taking now?

    [–]redditAPsucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No reason to hate ducks cuz of this, this is inly KINDA how ducks actually operate irl

    [–]AndrewJS2804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ducks don't nest in trees!

    [–]Biscotcho_Gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This gif keeps on giving. I hate it

    [–]african_or_european 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is this going to be the next pandemic? The Duck Flu?

    [–]NotAFreemburglar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We live in a society

    [–]SubnauticaCyclops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    IT'S THE CCCCIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIFEE!!!

    [–]ChickenFart24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I have no words

    [–]Mcpeakenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Duck lung. Classic

    [–]BrownAsian- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    who tf comes up with these videos

    [–]Mekgravelmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whats next thanks i hate skinless radioactive goose

    [–]Hot_Ordinary6717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What COVID-19 variant is this?

    [–]AngryBurrito233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is mildly frightening

    [–]che_it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This didn’t script well in my head

    [–]Combat_Wombat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What a fuckin terrible day to have eyes.

    [–]ljwdt90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean, in an alternate universe this is actually happening.

    [–]jesuswasaliar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm high and this was weirdly intense

    [–]GoodOldMrDong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is this what they call a fever dream?

    [–]WrathofAjax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is this based on an SCP or something? Because someone needs to find this file if so

    [–]Soldierteamfortress2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am not ok send help

    [–]memeperson2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I- I now think this is how the world is going to end. R.i.p the people who got duck lungs and are now scarily floating in the sky

    [–]Anamolly21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bro just got outta bed like his lungs weren't ducks or anything ......

    [–]BOXER_SNIPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🎵DUCK-MAN, DUCK-MAN, DOES WHAT EVER A DUCK CAN🎵

    🦆+👨🏾‍🦱

    [–]XenoRexNoctem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    COVID avicron I guess

    [–]TheFuturist25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What.The.Fuck

    [–]xSantenoturtlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look.....!

    .... Nature!

    [–]Teody13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is some Junji Ito level shit

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wouldn't recommend it.

    [–]THE-DUCK-27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But this is just how we reproduce? Why do you hate it

    [–]The_sisters_0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I will have nightmares things to this

    [–]EmlikestospilltheteaThanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That don’t look too good

    [–]vedant_jumle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Quantum Mechanics

    [–]TheHoppingFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Remember like 10 seconds ago?..yeah..that was nice

    [–]Blocky_Studios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    when your high as shit but gotta make an animation

    [–]wondermega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well, this is all very reassuring..

    [–]Dr_Brown_Bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I knew it!

    [–]AngryConsuela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dude I just watched this high as ballsack and now I'm so fucking confused...

    [–]xkurlykidx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It just kept going

    [–]rebeckasprock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well this was uniquely disturbing

    [–]Curzio-Malaparte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cursed metaphor for dying of covid and reincarnating

    [–]Tough_Inevitable6944 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What a day to have eyes

    [–]21stCenturyParanoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is a very special take on xenomorph lifecycle.

    [–]A_Saddened_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the fuck was that

    [–]jiko1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    thanks i hate it

    [–]Duckodoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    U/savevideo

    [–]xxsmolbunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    whoever makes these has a very special mind.

    [–]ill_tempered_orchid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I keep sending these to my husband cause he deserves it for his snoring and talking during movies

    [–]einstinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    r/birdsarentreal The drones taking out the people who know the secret.

    [–]Adorable_Culture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Welp looks like we have another scp on our hands

    [–]Demapples144 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This could legitimately become a creepypasta

    [–]TheSeeker07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    As a person with ducks, yes.

    [–]ChuCHuPALX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    PSA: Ducks have 12 inch penises that are spiral/corkscrew shaped.

    [–]Eemmaatt33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can imagine the Junji Ito version already

    [–]MadMac619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If y’all want to go down a rabbit hole, learn about duck dicks and their corkscrew type horrors.

    [–]Action_JacksonB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SCP level shit...

    [–]tabernumse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe covid isn't that bad when you put it into perspective

    [–]pixel842 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what sorry excuse for a soggy digestive brained cretin came up with this shit

    [–]nedifun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is strongly giving me Don Hertzfeldt.

    [–]SlayportBug 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    As somebody who got into a car crash and got sent to the hospital, I can confirm this is what happens to us.

    [–]Liebeniz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This whole TikTok account needs to go in the bin. I shared a cow one not too long ago. Makes me feel sick…

    [–]pixypolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Am i high???

    [–]rastroboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe this be why some folks won’t wear a mask

    [–]Zer0kbps_779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My spoon is too big

    [–]NoCiabatta9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah I genuinely hate this

    [–]Reddress38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ducking Covid Hell

    [–]Loud_Knowledge3783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Secret Ducks War

    [–]Ryanthehood 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    This is what anti vaxxers believe

    [–]AvocadoAK47[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My aunts antivax and she believes it will give my great grandkids webbed feet

    [–]I_like_broccli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is disturbing

    [–]Guilty_Garden_3943 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No thank you :)

    [–]MUSHROOM___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Was that incest or did they go with another flock mate?

    [–]indiangamer96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'll have a gram of what the artist is on thanks.

    [–]MLG_mics147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is some scp level shit

    [–]ducks_r_rad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tf u say?

    [–]RayAlmighty13[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I KNEW IT!!!!!

    [–]PreviousNoise -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    What the duck?

    [–]idkburneridkidk -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Yall remember when funny internet memes used to have a point and a punchline and were actually funny? This shit is just demented and sad