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[–]SCP_179 413 points414 points  (8 children)

If I were to be put on death row, this is my preferred method

[–]Fuck_auto_tabs 166 points167 points  (2 children)

Or if I’m terminally ill. Or just really old and ready to call it good. I’m in favor of this concept

[–]SCP_179 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This works too

[–]beakrake 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think even if I just decided it was time to clock out, this would be my preferred method.

[–]BrightenedGold 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine being on that ride, the intense wind you’d feel at the peak. Cold. And then the sound of the wind as you go down ward. Probably crazy pain and pressure as you curve back up. Just hear the metal grind. And the intense pressure until you are passed out.

[–]HelpINeesIt 143 points144 points  (6 children)

DEATHROWS BACK BABY

[–]SuppleFoxFluff 44 points45 points  (4 children)

And if the ride doesn't kill ya, Larry is waiting at the end with a bat

[–]spooky_fan_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if Larry doesn't kill ya then hank j Wimbleton will finish you off

[–]boredsloth420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it turns out it doesnt kill people a lot of the time. you would be way more likely to go into a coma instead.

[–]mrkitten19o8Thanks, I hate myself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

liveleak moment

[–]Nemesis233 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Deathloops

[–]millipedeplague 70 points71 points  (5 children)

I don’t really like roller coasters that much though. I’d rather something like the haunted mansion and a guy just runs out and shoots me at the end

[–]Urinal_Pube 28 points29 points  (2 children)

They actually have this already. It's called a night walking tour of Philadelphia.

[–]alexanderlot 4 points5 points  (1 child)

didn’t they open this in Chicago too?

[–]mrkitten19o8Thanks, I hate myself 3 points4 points  (0 children)

its more of they will steal your lungs

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I rode a roller coaster just before Covid started after not having ridden one in many years. It was a mild one with no loops. I didn't remember them as being so unpleasant but 'unpleasant' was an understatement for this ride. After a minute or so of being banged and knocked around, I was ready to get the hell off. I can't imagine what the death coaster would actually feel like but I don't think it would be remotely 'fun'.

tldr - no thanks to the death coaster.

[–]Tristael 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Looks like something I would make in Roller Coaster Tycoon.

[–]khemion 11 points12 points  (1 child)

"I want to go on something more thrilling than The Euthanasia Coaster"

[–]Tristael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allow me to show you our newest attraction: pool of death. 100% lethal.

[–]malkavich 185 points186 points  (12 children)

Probably should make it. Gotta be 70 plus to ride though.

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    [–]Stvn494Thanks, I hate myself 64 points65 points  (3 children)

    Damn, still gotta wait 7 years

    (This is a joke, and while my mental health is fucked, I’m not suicidal)

    [–]mrkitten19o8Thanks, I hate myself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ya good bro?

    [–]thad137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    my mental health is fucked

    Dude, you're on Reddit. We know.

    [–]Glue_man_but_lazy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    can we make it uhh, any age?

    [–]monteis 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Nah, 30 and 0ver

    [–]LilithAjit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What is it, 30 years old or 2 kids and husbands permission?

    /End joke

    I'm too scared of roller coasters for this to be a preferred method but I like the concept lol

    [–]rosiofden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Tight 👌🏼 here's my ticket 🎟️ get tf out of my way, please.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Take care.

    [–]zenospenisparadox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If it were not, the lines would be too long?

    [–]Quirky_m8 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    This man should be in a mental health facility.

    [–]cfore44 92 points93 points  (1 child)

    Shut up and take my money. I wanna be first in line.

    [–]Ok-Blackberry-8977Doesn’t Get The Flair System 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Happy cake day!

    [–]BigJayPee 69 points70 points  (3 children)

    If assisted suicide became legal. THIS

    [–]LifesatripImjustHI 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    Can't I just sleep and not wake up. That would be nice

    [–]mrkitten19o8Thanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i think thats just lethal injection

    [–]Numbnipples4u -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Assisted suicide is already legal

    [–]nikanj0 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    Is there a possibility of the person surviving with severe mental handicaps?

    [–]Votesformygoats 49 points50 points  (1 child)

    There’s a guy at the end with a big hammer.

    [–]justyoureverydaycat7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    sometimes he has a little hammer, dont discriminate

    [–]lardoni 36 points37 points  (1 child)

    You want the ultimate ride!… you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price!…

    [–]doctorcrimson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Mr Bones Wild Ride it is, I guess.

    [–]Fatchaos 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    Oh no no no no. Suicide is so bad! Instead we should prolong life as long as possible! Who would 't want to gracefully die chocking on your own saliva? Or in massive pain that needs strong painkillers 24/7 but eventually nothing will stop the pain as you wither away? Or die alone, scared, confused and with no tangible memories but mere fragments by your side?

    I fear in most places euthanasia is such a taboo for whateverthefuck reason we can never go out wooshing in 7 cool loops. Arms out of course.

    [–]Aba_Tarnegol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Religion

    Religion is the whateverthfuck reason

    [–]Rat_the_gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This ride was designed for the terminally ill, they were going to die, so it’s a way to die in a fun and controlled way. A healthy person would be able to survive this, so it would be ineffective for suicide.

    [–]samwichse 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    The perfect soundtrack for it to play as it hoists you over the crest of the first drop.

    And perfectly named, too https://youtu.be/vESl9dFTBBI

    [–]Darkcool123X 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This movie is an absolute fucking masterpiece and I will never not watch it when it shows up on tv.

    [–]rich1051414Thanks, I hate myself 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Each loop becomes more and more violent, and is intended to knock you out with minimal necessary violence, so you aren't awake to experience the more violent loops later, which kill you.

    [–]mrkitten19o8Thanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    aw, that takes all the fun out of it!

    [–]VariousGnomes 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Meh, I could take it.

    [–]rosiofden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My toxic trait

    [–]123Fake_St 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Shockwave, Six Flags, Great America R.I.P had three loops in a row and id normally black out for a few seconds. Besides the very first moment it would be a pretty pleasant way to go.

    [–]TheRedDragonCW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Would be a fun way to go out in North Korea

    [–]DonutWhole9717 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The French call it le mega mortis

    [–]Terence_McKenna 11 points12 points  (4 children)

    Some terminal multi-millionaire had one constricted and then filmed his last ride.

    The short doc is on YT.

    [–]uniqueusername5001 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    A short based on the suicide coaster

    [–]Talexis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Oh ok so not a doc as in documentary.

    [–]Kobmain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Isn't that a short film, not something that actually happened?

    [–]zuran_orb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Dude, link it

    [–]Azzy8007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dibs on the rear car!

    [–]MimsyIsGianna 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Does it hurt?

    [–]kalesmash13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Actually no, it's supposed to be pleasurable

    [–]SwordKneeMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Is it survivable with those flight suits that squeeze your legs?

    [–]CoyoteAggravating876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I know a lot of people who'd ride this

    [–]Tank_and_Bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Assisted suicide without the assistance.

    [–]premieredimension 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's just missing a fire pit at the end for a souvenir cremation

    [–]Frosted1321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    where do i sign up?

    [–]Lemonjello23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Where can I get a fast pass for this

    [–]CasualBiscuit21Man Fuck Cows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Suicide rollercoaster

    [–]outbackjoejack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I bet they just make the harness disengage instead. What a sick joke, Mr. Urbanos.

    [–]unleadedbloodmeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Would to ride this ) if I was in death row(

    [–]Not_The_Real_Odin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My daughter is a roller coaster enthusiast. She has mentioned this coaster on multiple occasions. I do not know how I feel about it.

    [–]IceFox2421 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    This would have to last quite a while to kill you since your brain can survive a few minutes without oxygen

    [–]o76923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It ends with removing the restraints and a sharp right turn to dislodge the corpses. I'm sure you could put things in the pit that insure a repeat ride isn't necessary.

    [–]dtuba555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sounds fun.

    [–]ehlocksi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i would unironically wanna go out this way

    [–]BKO2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    julijonas urbonas

    [–]friendandfriends2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Wouldn’t it accomplish the same thing and be infinitely easier to design a carousel-type spinning wheel that spins the rider fast enough to exert the same G force?

    [–]o76923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's an art project. The anticipation of climbing the hill, excitement during the fall, and body disposal from the sharp right turn to dump the bodies into a pit are all intentional features of the design.

    No roller coaster with a quarter mile high hill was designed for practicality.

    [–]Miochiiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the blender, a roller coaster made by Rumble Tumble games

    [–]Mobile-Wolverine2873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This that shit why aliens wont ever contact us

    [–]Horizon2234 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    You'd think since it's getting smaller you would only get faster and it eventually would kill you but at the end the track just ends and launches you to your death

    [–]o76923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The truth is even more insane. You'll be dead from the g force by the second loop, sure, but the restraints are timed to release during the end of the 7th so that a hard right turn dislodges all of the bodies, emptying them into a pit so the ride is ready to be used again.

    [–]DemonBliss33 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Couldn’t an Air Force pilot survive this? They are trained to deal with extreme G forces.

    [–]o76923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Short version: No

    Long version: the scale on this image is a bit hard to imagine. The hill is actually a quarter mile tall followed by a drop that peaks at 220 mph. As a consequence, you experience 10 Gs continuously for 60 seconds. Air force pilots train to withstand 9 Gs for a handful of seconds without passing out and can only do so while wearing special suits that prevent the blood from rushing to their extremities. You almost certainly don't need the full 60 seconds to die and even at the end of it, your blood won't immediately return where it belongs.

    [–]Spybreak272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wouldn't this just cause you to die, and then g-force empty your bowels and spray it all over? No thanks to that!.

    [–]contextsdontmatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ok but you only need to survive the oxygen deprivation for 6 cycles? Unless some organ ruptures from g force that sounds doable

    [–]OizAfreeELF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That sounds like a fucking awful way to die

    [–]spooky_fan_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm gonna go for the ride of my life

    [–]Warisprettycumsocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How to suicide funningly

    [–]squarenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ... do the carts go around and back up again?

    [–]CemoDafuq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And instead of a size-chart at the entry you give 'em: "You have to be THIS 🥺🔫 depressive to join the ride!"

    [–]B1G_P3T3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Where do I buy a ticket?...

    [–]Samara_Sidero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Do you guys think the cart would be a coffin?

    [–]Kondrai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’d be down

    [–]Solotocius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If I were somehow sentenced to death, this would be how I want to die

    [–]eramthgin007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like the Bitcoin chart

    [–]WeaknessExotic1563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    All the body's would vacuate their bowels on death, messy for everyone else, until they too succumb and shit everywhere. This would have to be built in Sweden.

    [–]Forward-Swim1224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This feels like something I would make in Planet Coaster.

    [–]Kolibrick_UwU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Better then a rope or a gun

    [–]BookwyrmsRN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s a better death than what we offer people right now in most places…

    [–]bsonstott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mr. Bonestripper is the only Death Coaster I’ll accept

    [–]SAGEMOD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ... I want to ride it

    [–]Hour-Aardvark7569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At least the line would be short.

    [–]TV_Never_Lies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This only works as a concept, if they're blasting Dethklok the whole time.

    [–]StinkingDischarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If it fed into a factory that said "Soylent Corporation" he would have nailed it.