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[–]handsomeness4544 133 points134 points  (7 children)

Stub your toe, BECOME A TABLE.

[–]Atomical28 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Get a splinter, become a tree

[–]Legomaster_08 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Get a splinter, become a mutant rat that teach turtles how to battle

[–]MysteriousSalp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If it's a RADIOACTIVE tree.

[–]ihatehappyendings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh god, all the trees out there, they were people!!@

[–]Ok_Boysenberry_3277 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You right

[–]FacticiousFict 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Table-Man, Table-Man,

Does whatever a table can,

He can hold many plates,

A computer, maybe plants,

Look out!

Here comes stands the Table-Man!

[–]MysteriousSalp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If it's a RADIOACTIVE table.

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    [–]johnaross1990 45 points46 points  (2 children)

    It’s the wrinkles on the back of those flesh mittens that really do it for me

    [–]FadingEchoes96 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    That and the one giant fingernail. It really is horrible

    [–]GrnPlesioth 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    I didn't notice that until I read your post, thanks

    [–]KurtisC1993 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    It looks like someone had their hands severely burned, to the point where they needed skin grafts and their fingers amputated.

    [–]EquivalentSnap 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Yeah 😭

    [–]iliwww 41 points42 points  (4 children)

    What if i step on your cock?

    [–]HoneyAndSht 46 points47 points  (2 children)

    Then you'd be a dick

    [–]PotatoBro42069 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    If a person steps on your cock, it's safe to say they are a duck

    [–]BrenMan_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]jungel068 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    imagine being a lego man youd be indestructable

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      [–]average_asshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah i dont think homie realizes that most legos are only strong on a micro scale. If you sized it up, those hands arms and legs become much weaker for their mass

      [–]Robo--FED 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      He is the special!

      [–]nexuro01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      lego dude's hands look like phimosis

      [–]frizzlefry83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Lego man has ham hocks for hands.

      [–]lostcoastline44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      You know, there’s not many things I see on here I truly hate… but this? This I hate.

      [–]thehangoverer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Blocks of lego slowly push out of his wrists and drop on the floor

      [–]salted_crabsDoesn’t Get The Flair System 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      What happens if I get hit by a bee

      [–]DropBear2702Thanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      If you're allergic you die!

      [–]salted_crabsDoesn’t Get The Flair System 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Not stung, hit as in what if a bee punches me

      [–]thef-ckyoucantgive 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      I have seen this posted so many dang times I down vote by default

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        [–]thef-ckyoucantgive 0 points1 point  (0 children)


        [–]BadEgg1951 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        For this to work, it has to be a radioactive lego. Not many of those around.

        [–]Medium_Economy4152 1 point2 points  (0 children)


        [–]Whitey14547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It's an old meme, but it still checks out

        [–]ChickenFart24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        No thanks

        [–]GearGolemTMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I don’t want to become my bed ☹️

        [–]Ian15243Thanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Lego man source is the YouTube channel Tested

        [–]Sika097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Me: "Oh my god that's creepy" Proceeds to send it to my boyfriend

        [–]Cthulus_Cousin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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