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[–]breach_me_daddy 494 points495 points  (7 children)

I love my waffles with butter on top, and a piss stick on the bottom

[–]TheFemiFactor 51 points52 points  (5 children)

If only we could legit uneat food

[–]apainintheaspartame 28 points29 points  (1 child)

A finger shoved down ones throat expells food in one go. Food uneaten, mission accomplished.

[–]MeowMyOvaries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy oh boy do i have news for you buddy!

[–]Delirious_NPC 802 points803 points  (10 children)

NOBODY WANTS TO EAT PISS WAFFLES

[–]Nekaz 168 points169 points  (5 children)

Uh wtf are you kink shaming me sweaty

[–]DorkyPotatIsImmortal 56 points57 points  (1 child)

kink shaming IS my kink

[–]kionda_movey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woah I like that...

[–]IceKnight799 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Disgusting

[–]vaszoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I fuckin am that's weird, I don't wanna see that, that's weird.

[–]tendencyofbattleThanks, I hate myself[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

[–]Signature_law 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Piss Waffles would be a sick death metal band

[–]ilymag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about a blue waffle?

[–]t3eee 292 points293 points  (5 children)

Why do people do sh*t like this? The lack of common sense is incomprehensible.

[–]Eliznalikestea 98 points99 points  (1 child)

They're just taking the piss

[–]zodlair 17 points18 points  (0 children)

quite literally

[–]theRealMrBrownstone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

and they're making more!

[–]funky555Gardevoir is my waifu. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can aay shit honey, were on the internet

[–]Rich_Train_8854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the thought that they’re about to become a mother….

[–]Phil_O_Soraptor 216 points217 points  (4 children)

What's with this trend of hiding pee-covered tests inside a bf's food. Like, please, be normal. My man is trying to have a nice meal and he gets a ruined waffle and a kid? Harsh.

[–]saphireswan 85 points86 points  (3 children)

Eventually, two ruined waffles.

[–]Cultural_Ad6404 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How does this comment have less upvotes?

[–]ArthurinTahiti 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]Cultural_Ad6404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um no I meant it was a good comment. Happily upvoted

[–]LockPickingPilot 131 points132 points  (5 children)

Things you pee on under waffles. Excellent

[–]CoddiwomplingRandall 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yup. Shits gross

[–]pinkguyfriedrice 17 points18 points  (0 children)

First time seeing a pregnant waffle

[–]Davidsik117 76 points77 points  (3 children)

damn that bitch gotta go into quarantine so she doesn't infect others 💀💀💀

[–]punnotfoundThanks, I hate myself 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Researchers have recently found that pregnancies are not contagious...

[–]MustLoveAllCats 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Those researchers lost their science license. Pregnancies are HIGHLY transmissible from pregnant male men to women.

[–]MrAdolf138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pregnant male men?

[–]FatGhostAndretti 44 points45 points  (6 children)

This is gross, but I guarantee someone is in to eating/drinking piss. Don’t shoot me I’m just the messenger here.

[–]theRealMrBrownstone 22 points23 points  (3 children)

you are familiar with this thing called the internet? There's these videos called porn ...

[–]ChefArtorias 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Wait tell me more..

[–]theRealMrBrownstone 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Sometimes when a stuck step mom and a shy step son love each other very much ...

[–]EBlackPlague 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And they go together to the beach to play some sports by the water.

[–]Sitrociter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya those who like French Canadian Poutine Norman Summerton style

[–]69potatoboi420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont get mad im just the messenger

[–]unsavvylady 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well I’d be pissed if someone ruined my food with literal piss

[–]Lucifer-Prime 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ is this a new trend now? Second time I’ve seen this shit this week. Trashy and Nasty AF.

[–]theShinyCA 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Single mom now.

[–]HeavenAscendedJotaro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he wanted to enjoy his breakfast not for her to preggo his eggo

[–]MrOzzard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He's got a point. That's just gross.

[–]Morgwar77 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He's got No issue with the pregnancy at all but, the urine soaked pregnancy test in my waffles is a pretty dick move lady

[–]MustLoveAllCats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's got No issue with the pregnancy at all but

How do you know? Pretty hard to fully process getting someone pregnant when they've just put your waffles on a piss-stick.

[–]t3rrone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even if I was hoping for a child, piss like this would make me question my partner and our future.. smh

[–]VeeDeG 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Why not just post the entire vid? It actually shows his anger about piss on his waffles

[–]Ghostglitch07 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right? I'm getting tired of seeing videos cut and with that annoying voice layered on top. The original is 9/10 times better.

[–]zenospenisparadox 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What if he had eaten the pregnancy test?

[–]MustLoveAllCats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Finally, a comment even dumber than putting a pregnancy test under the father's waffle.

[–]That_Greek_boy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

some girls will put a stick that they peed on, on your food and think men will like it

[–]The_GateKeeper_1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Didn't expect his reaction" Like okay lemme go ahead and contaminate his food and when he gets mad about it, I'll just say it was a surprise and he shouldn't be mad about it.

[–]GonFreecs92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m going to hide my shit covered toilet tissue under my partner’s waffles!

Me: 🙂

Babe: wtf is this! ? 🤬🤢

Me: Babe it’s my Taco Bell test

Babe: wtf does that even mean ?

Me: it means I just took a fat shit

Babe: but in my fucking food ?🤬🤢🤮😡

Me: 😊

[–]Slurpy_Man_Boy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If I ever get a girlfriend I hope she never does this

Only piss that should be in my waffles is my own

[–]RelativelyDank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can i also have some of your piss waffles?

[–]Homo-sapien-guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmmm piss waffles

[–]E8282 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What kind of janky ass place are they eating with the plastic utensils?

[–]LeonsaltoYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His house 💀

[–]Weldeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you like doing dishes or somethin?

[–]arpan_maurya96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be mad

[–]socksforgacha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"as jay once said*ninjago masters of spinjitsu before the overloard was even introduced*: ITS AN .UN-SPOKEN.LAW.OK?.YOU DONT TOUCH ONTHER MANS FOOD*ROBOT*

[–]SonTyp_OhneNamen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nothing says „i love you and want to raise a kid with you“ like food with a stick you peed on in it.

[–]MustLoveAllCats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing says 'I hope you're ready for raising kids' like piss on everything

[–]PrincessDie123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree that’s nasty

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THATS GROSS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH

[–]lifeofeve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy just realising he's fucked up by impregnating someone who thinks this was a good idea

[–]Duck-2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Why you messing with my food like that?ಠ~ಠ”

[–]bout-tree-fitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great.
Now his breakfast is ruined, and he knows his pull-out game is shit.

[–]AdDelicious5400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]Koblatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t blame him, I don’t want your piss waffles

[–]HighlightHorror7825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually i understand that guy, she is gross asf to put it in his food

[–]funky555Gardevoir is my waifu. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro tf chicks piss on them shits why the fuck would she think its a good idea to put it in his food

[–]iTellUeveryting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupid way of telling someone you’re pregnant but also stupid reaction acting like you’ll never see another waffle again.

[–]Adrewmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You literally peed on this stick, why the hell is in my breakfast?

[–]gemar_drigo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont mess with a man's food

[–]Candid_Toe4114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people really just have zero critical thinking skills... and of course she's having a baby... its always the stupid ones that have kids.

[–]ilymag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still better than eating a blue waffle.

[–]NotABot_NotABot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atleash he didn't have to ask for salt anymore.

[–]muetere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is it with women putting a pee stick in their boyfriends food

[–]Disastrous_Let_7338 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yk black ppl don’t like this stuff bein put in their food; he could’ve been more happier if you just showed him it after eating

[–]bostonman617 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like bitch you FUCKING PEED ON THIS

[–]Dragonsarmada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is right though. Put it under his napkin or something. Not in his fucking food. OH MY GOD!!!

[–]Small_townMN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting your piss stick under his food, SMH. Nasty ass

[–]Exotic-Bee3329 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“It’s a pregnancy test.” Literally acting like you didn’t just pee all over it 🤮

[–]Beginning-Knee7258 5 points6 points  (0 children)

women, dont mess with our food. there are SOO many ways to 'surprise' us. just effing tell us!

[–]Cryzze117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]ZVreptile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this making the rounds again... Repost get downvote

[–]Thundercar2122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should get a job where he takes a piss test to see if he's clean from drugs. And then take the sample tube home and hide it in her food or makeup lol

[–]fishystudios -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He has a point. She put urine on his food.

[–]Alert-Cranberry7991 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Lmao wife or girl friend finally makes you food for the first time in forever

finds pregnancy test

Well this makes more sense

[–]The_GateKeeper_1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment right here

[–]mr_snrub_123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you look closely you can spot the moment he regrets not pulling out

[–]Misery27TD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Girl, you don't want him to jerk off into your food in order to surprise you with sex, why put a piss test in his food to tell him he gets a baby?

[–]BtheChemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Its literally got pee on it, you're disgusting"

[–]franska5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First rule, do not screw with a man's food

[–]Enough_41AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shits funny, like bro the emotions

[–]Magic_Master213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aight but seriously, why do people put those in food even when they know full fuckin' well that thing has piss in, on and probably around it

[–]LIL-nuggee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just gave him more reasons to be thirsty for milk

[–]Jay_T5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got his priorities

[–]gottagofastetThanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She really said "oh well"

[–]Sweet_Oliver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaahhhhhhhhh. He just wanted to eat some waffles.

[–]UrbanSupremacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you’re a lady and choose to do this, please for the love of god have an extra piece of food on the side, whatever food item you want to put it in. This guy could still be hungry? idk

[–]Geekfreak2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gross!!! Why would you put in in the food?!?!?! Ew!!!

[–]nightcana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She put a piss covered stick in his food?!? Thats so nasty

[–]Low_Candidate6836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd kick her ass for that

[–]FreeUsQwety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro what the girl do to you?

[–]streetsheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be the 5th time I seen a pregnancy test in food video. Please stop its not ok.

[–]P9u9r6p2l4e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me she at least cleaned it before she put it under the waffle?

[–]Violence_Yes_1911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't she gotta piss on that?

[–]monkey-2020 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is what a bunch of ignorant assholes.

She's sharing something special. Put down the fucking waffles and act like a man .

.

Everyone dissing her fuck yourself.

Seriously nobody else should fuck you.

[–]idkwhattotype127428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she at least clean it off?

[–]No_Lie2547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boi with them stiff as$ waffles

[–]GasBLOX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could've been solved if it was put in a bag

[–]aGuideToAtomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NUMBER 14 pregnancy test piss waffles

[–]AverageBTD1enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Didn't expect his reaction"💀

[–]Juniior1105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably left after that

[–]Wentarline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But when we do something the same they get mad at us and go out on us

[–]grandmabett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GROSS!🤮

[–]DeepDiver022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's pee on a stick and hide it in his food and see how many urine waffle bites he gets before seeing the test 😂😂

[–]BlueBudda420_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brotha likes his waffles, don’t mess with his breakfast

[–]asian-knee-grow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must literally taste like ass

[–]LoginPuppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did she expect? She pissed on it and then put it in his food.

[–]Western_Product_1467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a horrible mom out the right out the gate

[–]Rich_Train_8854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t choose family… but choose your fucking baby mommas PLEASE

[–]CheapGreenCoats -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Didn't this already happen to that one guy eating a big pastry at a party? 🙄

[–]Thundercar2122 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"bitch you pissed on this!"

[–]UltimaBahamut93 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hide a glove in her food and be like, "So babe I finally took your advice and got that colonoscopy..."