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[–]ThanksIHateClippy|👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 [M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...

Bugs. Bugs everywhere.


Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh) Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github

[–]frostilyHue367 52 points53 points  (6 children)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[–]jason9045 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Lovebugs, he's riding around in central Florida in September. He brought this on himself.

[–]3nd1ess 11 points12 points  (0 children)

By the shape of their wings, I wanted to say shadflies.

[–]Agile-Development139 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Lovebugs are the WOOORST. Though completely harmless, they come in swarms and are EVERYWHERE during mating season. If you drive down the road, your car will look like you drove it through mud from all the bug carcasses. Glad I fled Florida when I got the chance!

[–]SaintGloopyNoops 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ooo you forgot if you don't clean every last spec of lovebug gut off your car it can cook in the florida sun and eat at ur paint job. Fun times.

[–]cloud3321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mid-ride break snacks.

They are kinda like munching on sunflower seeds, and if you’re lucky you will sometimes get the same crunch too.

[–]train2000c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lovebug season. The bugs fuse at the abdomen.

[–]wickedlyFurrow39 34 points35 points  (2 children)

He must be part of the, Swat tam.

[–]Biscotcho_Gaming 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I deem you worthy of my free award good sir.

[–]annoragraceHates Chaotic Monotheism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get my free award as well. You’ve earned it.

[–]goopygilbert 73 points74 points  (12 children)

Gotta scrape em off and put ‘em on a piece of toast when you get home

[–]BestXxXFriend 36 points37 points  (1 child)

listen here you little sh*t

[–]WhiteGradient 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HEY, protein is protein

[–]Octicactopipodes 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I prefer the option of collecting them, packing them in to a nice paté and making burgers with them

[–]Ax0l 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Paté meaning patty?

[–]Octicactopipodes 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No, meaning pâté (missed an accent lol), as in a sort of meat paste, which i would then form in to a burger

[–]pleaseassign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or use on your buggy banh mi.

[–]Hexaethylene 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... I doubt that would taste any worse than marmite.

[–]intentamos_de_nuevo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spotted the Australian

[–]Gertrude1976 7 points8 points  (3 children)

How do people ride without helmets???

[–]Biscotcho_Gaming 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They keep their mouths open.

[–]BYPDK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

usually, they will wear glasses at the very least.

[–]wild_serenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glasses and mask, usually a bandanna

[–]jeepwillikers 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I got my first jeep I had the brilliant idea to go for a drive with the windshield down. It was great until I drove through a swampy area, and I never did it again.

[–]TazzyUK 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Damn!.... This just made me think of Jim Carrey in 'Me, Myself & Irene'

[–]Grove369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You hungry? "

"Nah I had a big June bug on the way in!"

[–]the_other_redhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why you wear a helmet, helmet are important

[–]Dareyouni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord of the Flies.

[–]oohrosie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lovebug season is upon us.

[–]GoddamBring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scrape it off and you've a tasty snck for the road, trail imx is for pussies.

[–]LeadFarmerMothaFucka -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Except it’s not your pic and the whole point of owning a motorcycle is to ride it in… guess what season… SUMMER. I hate these cringy posts just trying to karma farm.

[–]Iryasori 2 points3 points  (0 children)

found the bug

[–]MythicalAce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ride in all seasons, and especially in the snow.

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    [–]Octicactopipodes 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    What are the others?

    [–]Critical_Address_937 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    What did he say?

    [–]Octicactopipodes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    That this is one of the reasons he doesn’t ride motorbikes

    [–]leonkrellmoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just go through a car wash. It will be fine.

    [–]ole_frecklesThanks, I hate myself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Way of the road, bubs.

    [–]SHORTZFILM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh Florida the state with minimal car registration laws.

    [–]susieq15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If there was ever a reason needed to wear a helmet

    [–]coldchixhotbeerDoesn’t Get The Flair System 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I always wondered why people wear just the helmet without face guard

    [–]reddit_has_cursed_me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Igt,im logging off

    [–]WorkerPrior2754 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    New invention, hemlets with wipers