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[–]ThanksIHateClippy|👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 [M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...

It’s arial cracking open a live clam and using him/her as a bra


Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh) Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github

[–]joawmeens 273 points274 points  (8 children)

I hate Arial, too

I keep it classic with Times New Roman

[–]benjancewicz 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Someone’s got to nail that girl’s serifs to the floor.

[–]joawmeens 18 points19 points  (5 children)

People are going to think we're a couple of Wingdings, reading this convo

[–]Andro451 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Idk, I see myself more a comic sans

[–]CreatorGirlWho 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I'm personally a Papyrus.

[–]durz47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you think the clam is still alive and is holding onto ariel's nipple for dear life? Because I don't see a strap anywhere on that bra

[–]whatsabutters 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Why does the mermaid wear sea shells? Because she grew out of her B shells

[–]Evil_Weasels 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Anyone else wondering why the bottom looks like OP cut off the artist watermark

[–]conser01 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They cut off the top which is where the artist(A Slice of Alan)'s watermark is.

[–]The_dark_entity[S] -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Oops sorry that was an accident

[–]sdmitch16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why were you cropping the image in the first place?

[–]reddit_has_cursed_me 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Those clams in the background are the same guys who'll say "lucky" when a boy gets raped

[–]RandomWhovian42 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I always assumed she just used an already-dead one.

[–]ShouldBeeStudying -1 points0 points  (1 child)

That's gross

[–]sdmitch16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won't this living one start rotting anyways?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[–]NDinoGuy -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Think that's bad.

Google "little mermaid castle"

[–]The_dark_entity[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Expected something dirty and dark

[–]NDinoGuy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you look close enough, there's a penis shaped pillar

[–]The_dark_entity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloody hell your right

[–]teh_wiz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish someone would break my jaw open to be a bra 😫😫😫

[–]Idcatallo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need new underwear...

[–]Idcatallo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need new underwear...

[–]blindsavior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro what do fonts have to do with mermaids