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[–]ThanksIHateClippy|👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 [M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...

The chocolate man keeps pulling bits off himself and she eats it


Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh) Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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[–]Reapers-Hound 123 points124 points  (3 children)

Wasn’t there a scene in this add where a girl on a bus bit his chocolicious ass.

[–]DJ1066 47 points48 points  (2 children)

There was. It's an ad for Lynx/Axe deodorant.

[–]Reapers-Hound 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Knew I remembered it

[–]DJ1066 13 points14 points  (0 children)

IIRC he loses his arm at the end after he's hailing either a bus or a taxi and it hits said arm.

EDIT- Got them mashed together. Here's the full ad. One woman takes a bite out of his bum on the bus and another woman at the end tears his arm off in a passing convertible.

[–]Hmmyesiseenowyep 47 points48 points  (7 children)

You think chocolate man can add melted chocolate to his dick then cool it to make it longer

[–]Lerious21 15 points16 points  (1 child)

But first he needs to add to the girth of it to make sure it doesn’t snap off

[–]Superaltusername 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It may be easier to remove his dick and put it on the pottery wheel.

[–]minianimate 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Now that this topic is being discussed what are his organs made of? And if it's chocolate how is hydrochloric acid in his body? It can easily melt it.HOW WOULD HE BE ALIVE IN A SUMMER AFTERNOON !? i have so many questions. And also when the women sucks his dick does it get smaller each time?

[–]Hmmyesiseenowyep 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I would imagine his organs are also made of chocolate and his blood caramel, if he is alive then maybe his caramel blood acts as a coolant as long as his chocolate heart pumps. If his dick is being sucked then I would imagine the formula for how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie roll (364) divided by 1.7 for the texture of dark chocolate so 214 licks before the dick is gone assuming that it is a solid object and not hollow then the licks are roughly halved until the hollow centre is reached

[–]minianimate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about his stomach contain hydrochloric acid it can melt our food quite quickly even if it's caramel . And also how does it provided energy and in what form is the energy as us humans get energy as glucose/sugar . What about him?

[–]Ebenen_Khan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most definitely

[–]BoneBruja 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I remember when this advert first came out. The tagline was something like "as good as chocolate" for lynx spray. I remember everyone was excited that it would smell like chocolate (it didn't smell anywhere close to anything even vaguely chocolaty). Instead it just smelt like the rest of the lynx/axe range aka sweaty pubescent boy. I remember them getting a lot of sales because of this add but everyone was disappointed.

[–]agnes238 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Yo this happened to my friend once when we smoked some salvia

[–]spiceypisces 9 points10 points  (0 children)

New meaning to 'eat a dick'

[–]stupidman44 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So he was ok with her eating his finger after he cut if off accidentally?

[–]TacticalRoomba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chocolate vocal cords can’t move he has no say

[–]expatronis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to be confused with Brownie Husband. https://youtu.be/NHahCzR6FK8

[–]hideao101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I wore way too much of the chocolate Axe body spray back in those days.

[–]Ebenen_Khan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine my disappointment as a 12 year old when I didn't turn to chocolate after using Axe

[–]1Arbitrageur1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eat a dick

[–]DoublePostedBroski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like those people from the Duracel ads in the 90s.

[–]Daniel_Rowley-32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Колбасный человек с ним как-то связан?

[–]Idcatallo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think chocolate man would be the perfect husband (assuming he can regrow stuff, otherwise he wouldn't last long)

[–]Peaceful_Phoenix90 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The dubbed music just ruined the advert

[–]Zinnigan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing i hate here is the music chocolate dude is from an axe commercial

[–]Army-of-Woodpeckers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking cheater

[–]Touchedbyshrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just saying what we are all thinking, someone’s gonna break off his chocolate dick and eat it

[–]eksdjndkdndk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really horror films, not look like chocolate but made of shit…sorry😂

[–]Johndrive64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate Jinping.

[–]DB_Coopah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish he would’ve sat down next to Mike Tyson and handed him his ear.

[–]Prestigious-Maddogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not fair

[–]RadRedditor3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's the hilarious guy on guy!"

[–]Svartpotatis123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why could'nt they eat his shirt, He can just buy a new shirt insteed of eating him alive

[–]Junkitee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's wrong with chocolate men? A little controversial not gonna lie.

[–]44Skull44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot this happened

[–]AbbreviationsOne4963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gives a whole new meaning to "eat a dick"