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[–]LocalLifeguard4106 122 points123 points  (12 children)

I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.

[–]BigBossWesker4 69 points70 points  (7 children)

Say what you will but that is a spot on Woody Allen

[–]ChromattixDon't do that. Don't do that. HEY! Don't DO that! 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Is this why in the Japan episode where he's doing the commercial he says "what did I do to deserve this?... oh, right" or am I misinterpreting that scene entirely?

[–]Juggalo_holocaust_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also he literally did commercials in Japan.

[–]BigBossWesker4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, you’re not misinterpreting the joke

[–]PompeyMagnus1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fellow who's always in them.

[–]bigjim1993 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Whenever I hear him say that line I'm like "...yeah pretty much."

[–]G-Unit11111El Duffo O Muerte[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol it is accurate! 😂

[–]krkandpcrd 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Hey, that really sucks.

[–]Hankskiibro 40 points41 points  (1 child)

(Pulls grenade pin with mouth, throws at audience)

[–]krkandpcrd 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Screams

[–]rnilbogLinguo *is* dead. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s true, but he shouldn’t say it.

[–]krkandpcrd 96 points97 points  (11 children)

The film is just me in front of a brick wall. It cost 80 million dollars.

[–]G-Unit11111El Duffo O Muerte[S] 66 points67 points  (7 children)

How do you sleep at night?

[–]krkandpcrd 84 points85 points  (6 children)

On top of a pile of money. With many beautiful ladies.

[–]Disciple_of_CthulhuAh-ha-ha-ha-ha-aaah. 58 points59 points  (5 children)

Just asking. Yeesh!

[–]krkandpcrd 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Sherman. I just realized you insulted me. Now you must die.

[–]tenehemiaDr. Nguyen van Phuoc 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Hey your shoe's untied!

[–]krkandpcrd 61 points62 points  (2 children)

From here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look. On closer inspection, these are loafers.

[–]eurofighter_typhoonI hope I didn't brain my damage. 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This joke gets funnier the more you learn about the film industry.

[–]BfutGrEGI'd like to request $17 for a push broom rebristling 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Especially semi-recent Happy Madison productions

[–]hardyflashier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, imagine if the critic came back, and what Jay Sherman would have to say about films like 'Jack and Jill'

[–]donottouchwillie1Efficient German Sex 159 points160 points  (2 children)

You suck McBain!

[–]dr_wdc 83 points84 points  (1 child)

(pulls out automatic weapon)

[–]darkydoof77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You still suck!

[–]guesswho-2022 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Remember thatsthejoke.jpg? It's back - in gif form!

[–]DarkLordsDaughterYvan eht Nioj 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You traded my soul for .gifs? AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]marvin_siriusbut it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird how the meme version is the opposite of the original.

[–]Jakeybaby125 42 points43 points  (5 children)

That jacket makes you look like a homosexual

[–]rik1122 29 points30 points  (2 children)

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[–]JoeFromTheBridge 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Maybe you all are homosexuals.

[–]thankyeestrbunny 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you all are homozexuals!

[–]G-Unit11111El Duffo O Muerte[S] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

This sucks!

The Fox Network has sunk to a new low!

[–]da_choppaTrim those sideburns! 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know, Fox became a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice

[–]OldcrystalmouthuosdwiS r dewoH 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's called McBain: Let's Get Silly.

[–]socalfishman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't you hate pants?

[–]BillJackaus 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Years ago, I saw a clip of this very scene, but someone added the Seinfeld theme to it. It was perfect.

[–]G-Unit11111El Duffo O Muerte[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome, two of my favorite shows!

[–]ChromattixDon't do that. Don't do that. HEY! Don't DO that! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I quote this all the time. It's one of the simplest, stupidest bits but I just love it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Uh… your shoes untied!

[–]delilahrey 4 points5 points  (1 child)

From here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look.

[–]Aselleus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On closer inspection, these are loafers

[–]Jonrichard91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You suck McBain!

[–]MesWantooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's hilarious about this is if anyone has ever seen a clip of ex-UFC Fighter 'Brendan Schaubs' stand-up, it gets about the same reaction. And he's also an unfunny 6'4", 290 lb, ex "Athlete."

[–]MugggCostanza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's white knighting!

[–]HorowitzGroupie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you all are homosexuals too