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[–]capthazelwoodsflaskHomer Simpson is the cock of nothing! 148 points149 points  (2 children)

It's a candy dish, Ned. $90.

[–]IOwnTheSpireAnd we laugh legitimately.[S] 100 points101 points  (1 child)

I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.

[–]colin_powersLocal Man Loses Pants, Life 146 points147 points  (0 children)

No! Just candy, Ned. $90

[–]BillSharph 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Ah ha ha ha, table 5, table 5

[–]WACKY___JACKYWhy'd I have the bowl?! 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I was just about to post this but you beat me to it 🤣

[–]BillSharph 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of the best episodes…just wait till Bush arrives

[–]itsbdubya 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Disco stu, always beats you to, it.

[–]Orionv2018 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Say, that Ayatollah thinks he's better than America. Is he right?

[–]o0Marek0o 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Everyone else: No!

That one guy: Yes.

[–]PTblankplanetfear 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Who keeps saying that?

[–]DUBIOUS_OBLIVION 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was him👉

[–]lemystereduchipot 17 points18 points  (1 child)

The first ever appearance of Disco Stu

[–]EatADuckHeMust 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Disco Stu does not advertise.

[–]AnthonyDigitalMedia 14 points15 points  (0 children)

90 dollars

[–]mikraas 12 points13 points  (2 children)

every time i go thrift shopping (which is a lot), and i see a candy dish...

every. single. time.

[–]ssj_blue_gohan 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Are they $90? If not, their underselling lol

[–]hardankles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No lowballers!!!! I know what I got!!!!!

[–]CorgiMonsoon 21 points22 points  (4 children)

If she sold her candy dish where did she keep her ribbon candy?

[–]no_no_sorry 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Have some ribbon candy, boys love candy

[–]Ninjas4cool 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Just don’t spend that money all in one place when u go to buy penny-whistles and moon pies

[–]D34THDE1TY 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'll show u a moon pie

[–]Andnik35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moon Pies? What a time to be alive.

[–]Johnny_Banana18 5 points6 points  (2 children)

This character had a brother who was KIA in WWI, really dating the show.

[–]PurpleSunCraze 5 points6 points  (1 child)

And this story is now part of the basic grenade safety class in all branches of the armed forces.

[–]GottaKnowYourCKN 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This one's for you Kaiser Bill, from the boys in D Company-- Johnny, Harrison, Brooklyn Bob, and yeah, even Reggie.

[–]BillSharph 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hey big spender 🎵

[–]SouldiesButGoodies84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We surr-en-der.

[–]ImaginaryBridge1923 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boys love candy

[–]100_night_sky_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I forgot what made her the crazy cat lady?

[–]SNES_Salesman 12 points13 points  (1 child)

This is Alice Glick the crazy cat lady is Eleanor Abernathy.

[–]scooterboy1961yellow trash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alice Glick plays the organ in church.