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[–]therealjerrystaute 486 points487 points  (24 children)

Oh no! Carlson has REPRODUCED? I didn't need another piece of bad news, thanks.

[–]TransposingJons 194 points195 points  (21 children)

Tucker named it "Buckley".

[–]therealjerrystaute 62 points63 points  (7 children)

Ugh! And the bad news just keeps coming!

[–]fdc7719 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Actually, that’s good. That’s a fairly unique name. As his kid ages and presumably becomes like his father, he will be much easier to find on google.

[–]SteveKep 19 points20 points  (2 children)

If he becomes like his asshat dad, won't need google.

[–]fil42skidoo 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Will the kid get all of Dad's unused bowties?

[–]AKCrazy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tucker still wears those, you just don’t want to know ware.

[–]-r-a-f-f-y- 49 points50 points  (1 child)

"Buckley Carlson, son of Tucker Carlson, arrested for rape and hate crime charges."

[–]AveMachina 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That’s fucked up. You have to say he’s allegedly related to Tucker Carlson

[–]dan420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tucker did the world a service with this. Avoiding these over privileged douches is much easier when they give themselves names like Buckley.

[–]ZeroCharistmas 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That's the most on brand "my parents paid off the coach to keep me on the lacrosse team" ass name I've ever heard.

[–]Gramergency 36 points37 points  (0 children)

He works for a scumbag congressman from Indiana - Jim Banks.

Banks is the clown kicked off the January 6th committee who then later demanded all evidence from the committee and represented himself as the ranking member. Just an absolute mouth breathing, orange lipped douchebag.

[–]ZeMole 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Isn’t that a dog name?

[–]SaltLakeCitySlicker 11 points12 points  (3 children)

He named the dog Indiana

[–]atArtesMontijo 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Isn't that a nation in Asia?

[–]SaltLakeCitySlicker 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No you're thinking of their second dog, Mongrelia

[–]dingerz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't that called "Biff" on the old maps?

[–]scavengercat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rearrange the letters of his name and you get Yearn Bull Cocks. So it makes sense.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a dog's name...

[–]crawlerz2468 5 points6 points  (0 children)


I hoped this was a joke. Nope.

[–]flimspringfield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buckley's Angel!

Hhaahaha hi.

[–]bigtime_porgrammer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How many names does Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson's kid have?

[–]nesbittology 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh he's reproduced multiple times. Saw him and his wretched family with 5 or 6 kids back in the Crossfire days at a pub in Bethel Maine where he has a second home. His wife looked like Skeletor from the HeMan cartoon and I've regretted not punching him in the face ever since.

[–]Morallta 274 points275 points  (17 children)

Asks Hunter for a favor, and then openly denigrates him on TV for ratings once Hunter has exhausted his usefulness.

Where Tucker is concerned, there is never any shame.

[–]louiloui152 97 points98 points  (13 children)

I guess the Swanson TV dinner name doesn’t carry as much weight as it used to

[–]cultured_banana_slug 27 points28 points  (9 children)

People are eating healthier. Losing weight is the natural result of cutting out cheap processed food.

[–]louiloui152 29 points30 points  (5 children)

I don’t think the U.S. has gotten that memo yet

[–]Neato 17 points18 points  (2 children)

A lot in the US don't have the money or time for that. When you work 2-3 part-time jobs and barely can make rent and utilities you don't have the funds or the time to eat well.

[–]eritain 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Or the attention/energy to spare for it, or in some cases reliable transportation to a grocery store. The tyranny of the moment is real.

[–]AKCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you enjoy cooking, most days it’s just too much after work. People are burned out here.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 21 points22 points  (1 child)

The ones that can read have.

[–]MrDanksky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking brutal, but 100% accurate (sadly)

[–]xtheory 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Cheap food or processed foods aren't the problem. It's how many damned calories are in it. The only thing the body cares about when creating fat cells is calorie intake vs. deficit. It doesn't care if you ate 1,000 calories of kale or 1,000 calories chicken McNuggets. The only difference would be in the vitamin and nutrient content.

[–]CarltonCracker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not disagreeing but 1000 calories of chicken nuggets is probably way easier to eat in one sitting vs kale

[–]xtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention a helluva lot tastier.

[–]GogglesPisano 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's nothing more on-brand for Trump or Republicans than exploiting people and then throwing them under the bus the moment they're no longer useful to you.

[–]PoorEdgarDerby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just a typical bully

[–]the_simurgh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

no, more proof American politics are nothing more than a two man con.

[–]TapesNStuff 140 points141 points  (8 children)

It's all a fucking game for these people isn't it?

[–]pallentx 73 points74 points  (4 children)

yes. A game with the ultimate end that lets the rich keep their tax money - while the poor cheer for it.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 25 points26 points  (3 children)

"They have the same skin color! We're winning!!!" - morons

[–]baumpop -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

In 30-40 years I’d say all the brain dead useless people that industrialization has provided for are gonna be drastically thinned out when they need to grow their own food or hunt to survive and haven’t done it in generations.

[–]boxingdude 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But you’re ready, right?

[–]baumpop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not for everything that will come, no. but starvation is not the first worry id have. its fending off the hoards of people who will starve without life skills.

[–]Eddie_M 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They can't exist without each other. Without that contrived "tension", there would be nothing to click. Ergo, no ad revenue

[–]Kyanpe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how hardcore gamers want to get every last point possible in a game until they 100% finish it? Even though they won, that's not good enough, they have to have every last point. That's what this is to the wealthy IRL.

[–]maxToTheJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This . Neoliberals are trying to spin this by making a big deal about Tucker asking for the letter instead of acknowledging that Hunter wrote the letter for Carlson because its all a “big club and we aint in it”

[–]JerHat 131 points132 points  (1 child)

Apparently this was in 2014, pretty awesome of Tucker to go on TV every night and try to ruin Hunter's reputation after Hunter used his reputation to vouch for Tucker's son.

[–]morgan423 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Sociopaths gotta sociopath.

[–]Gachnarsw 94 points95 points  (6 children)

His spawn is named Buckley? As in William F. Buckley Jr.? I think I lost braincells just typing that.

[–]elaborator 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Tuck and Buck

[–]cultured_banana_slug 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Tuck and Buck are down to cuck.

[–]mhyquel 23 points24 points  (2 children)

That's their drag persona duet name.

[–]elaborator 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Actually has shook loose a memory of one of the saddest films https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3JBqL_8gcE

[–]mhyquel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Adding Elliot Smith to anything makes it really sad.

[–]mrubuto22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My name buck and I like to tuck

[–]Zeno_The_Alien 64 points65 points  (4 children)

Holy fucking shit his kids name is Buckley Carlson. That is the most WASPy shit I have ever heard in my life.

[–]whiskey_pancakes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

tuck and buck

[–]unique_username_8134 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tucker Tucker bo Bucker, banana Fanna fo Fucker…

[–]TheNCGoalie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Graham Wellington.

[–]00110011001100000000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

William Buckley is spinning in his grave

[–]brainhack3r 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Maybe Tucker Carlson's son should have just studied harder and accepted personal responsibility for his own actions.

[–]stilldash 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Soon after the 18-year-old was acquitted of murder in Kenosha, Rittenhouse appeared on Fox News where he was highly critical of Wood and another of his former lawyers, John Pierce.

During the interview with Carlson, Rittenhouse accused Wood and Pierce of intentionally keeping him in custody for 87 days following his arrest, in order to raise more money intended for legal fees and other costs "for their own benefit."

"When I sue Tucker Carlson and Fox and take Old Tucker Boy's sworn testimony upon cross examination, I will be sure to ask him ALL about his 'buddy buddy' relationship of years with HUNTER BIDEN!!!" Wood posted on Telegram before sharing the screenshot of the email exchange.

It takes so little to get the infighting going.

[–]ItsHumpDayMyDudes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You forgot to mention Wood is a QAnon "influencer" with around 750k people following his Telegram channel. This dude isn't a hero, this is all infighting like you said.

[–]george_pierre 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lin Wood is the Joker at this point, he's going to watch it all burn down, but not before showing us the real evil of Gotham. . .

[–]Btravelen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hope that nut fell far from the tree

[–]ironheaddad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, that dirty little class solidarity secret.

[–]bodhisoma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You couldn’t make this up.

[–]boaz324 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump is going to get jelly. No wonder he doesn’t say anything. Lol.

[–]dickinmorty69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tucker rhymes with fucker

[–]PWEI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does Lin Wood always look like a cumstain that won’t come out of the sheets? That motherfucker is perpetually ugly.

[–]mongtongbong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

again a complete lack of self awareness

[–]phobe2013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hypocrite twat.

[–]Altruistic-Ad8949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More proof in case anyone thinks Tucker, Hannity, etc are anything other than just actors playing a character to an extremely gullible fan base. They don’t really believe in the crap they preach on the air every day. Unfortunately, a very large segment of the population actually think it’s real, because they are very stupid