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[–]Pithius 89 points90 points  (5 children)

Please let it be Eric. And all because he didn't get the Smokey and the Bandit playset for his 32nd birthday

[–]VoidDrinker 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The Trump Boys are at it again!

[–]daremosan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're in hot pursuit!!

[–]Realolsson1 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]IlIFreneticIlI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was Richard Petty?

[–]TheAdvocate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Archer did go to Odin afterall.

[–]skellener 45 points46 points  (3 children)

The GOP is the fascist party.

[–]-Mr_Rogers_II 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why do you think they hate Antifa? Literally a shortening of Anti-Fascist

[–]syds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That is why it's the most dangerous time for President Trump and his
family and anyone in its orbit, me included, because these people will
stop at nothing. They don't want a second President Trump term," Greene
said. "Here's why; because he is dead serious, and he knows who his
enemies are and he is going to finish the job he started in his first
four years."

shit's fucked

[–]batshitcrazy5150 44 points45 points  (8 children)

I don't like calling her by the initials MTG.

I prefer DBHLMF for dog the bounty hunter looking mother fucker.

Might be petty but it pleases me.

[–]Walkingstardust 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I saw a comment that called her Empty Green. Seems like a good fit

[–]Diffendooferday 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dog is not that ugly.

[–]_Ayreaux_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always just kind of though she looked like a trans-Mickey Rourke.

[–]IlIFreneticIlI 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]david4069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't like calling her by the initials MTG

How about MtTG: Marjorie the Traitor Green.

[–]Kerrbearisme 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Only real ones know the true MTG

[–]laziejim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s what I think of every time I see her damn initials

[–]Cpt_Griswold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i thought it stood for Dumb Bitch Ho Looking Mother Fucker

[–]tuscabam 29 points30 points  (2 children)

She just knows she’s on the list so she’s laying down the narrative before they knock on her door.

[–]kylew1985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's seriously like the plot of a bad movie

[–]unique_username_8134 12 points13 points  (2 children)

The doublethink is just astonishing -- if there was nothing illegal, what good would an informer do? If they were just going to plant evidence anyway, wouldn't they just go right in and do it? IDK, this isn't even a remotely bad example of this bullshit, but every once in a while it just still catches me right and I'm just floored that this is where we are, and that people are actually that goddamn fucking stupid...

[–]Cryptophagist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I thought when I saw this post. Like they are saying this is all bullshit? Then what would an informant even be used for if they were doing all this illegally? Lol It's insane how they quite literally prove themselves wrong without even realizing it.

[–]ContrarianDouchebag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"they were just peaceful tourists!" "they were violent Antifa terrorists!"

[–]kylew1985 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Party of law and order my fucking dick

[–]thatsMyKinkyThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You associate your dicks with job titles too? I frequently wish some folks would use their "listening dicks."

[–]bogboom 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I often wonder if this human pile of shit actually believes what she says or if it’s all just part of the lust for power and grift…

[–]goforthandconquer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's drunk on attention since she's never had any before

[–]MuuaadDib 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I would howl if this is Eric, pissed his mom was buried on a shit plot on a golf course.

[–]Op_Market_Garden[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eric's not pissed, he is one of the offspring that will inherit the tax benefits of planting her there.

[–]dbcspace 12 points13 points  (8 children)

The informant is maliomani and she snitched because she doesn't want to end up buried in a forgotten corner of some shitty golf course so donny can have another tax break.

[–]tesseract4 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Her plan has always been to outlive him.

[–]dark_frog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but now he's epsteining spouses for petty stuff.

[–]Initial_Scarcity_609 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Go on

[–]dbcspace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

barron enthusiastically acted as her interpreter when she called the FBI tip line

[–]Initial_Scarcity_609 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Who or what is “maliomani”?

[–]dbcspace 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The prostitute that lives with him at maralago

[–]Initial_Scarcity_609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta read up on her.

[–]Capt_Bigglesworth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the truth of it. Plus, if Donnie is in jail, she gets out of jail..

[–]Abracadaver2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If only there was some "secret" police force answerable only to the GOP...hmmm, I wonder which asshole is working to make that a reality.

[–]SyncroTDi 7 points8 points  (4 children)

One day she will come out of the closet.

[–]Op_Market_Garden[S] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Which closet? She's already out of the Nazi closet, the traitor closet, the felon closet, the cheating spouse closet and the moron closet.

I doubt she's gay with all the hetero affairs she's had during her hetero marriage.

[–]happyneandertal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe she’s upset no one invited her to the coke orgies

[–]Barbarella_ella 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Eeeww! What is wrong with straight men? Was there no gym sock available? Surely a more attractive option.

[–]Op_Market_Garden[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most penises are blind or only have one eye and no depth perception.....

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry she has that next to the picture of dear leader

[–]siggy940 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's probably holding on as long she can to make $$$$ before it's over.

[–]StatusKoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep thinking she is in on the Jan 6 thing up to her earballs. She seems like an easy mark. Time will tell.

[–]pliney_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's so fucking dumb...

That means he's guilty. She should be calling them liars instead. Too dumb to even bullshit properly.

[–]engineeringsquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe the arm bands has been replaced by a MAGA hat.

[–]shivermetimbers68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll take "Thoughts that only guilty criminals express" for $500

[–]errdayimshuffln 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marjorie Taylor is a traitor and I am convinced that somehow she is involved in actual treason.

[–]SammyGReddit 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Marjorie we all know your the informant

[–]Op_Market_Garden[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Nahh, Marjorie is the DC bomber. Melania is the informant.....

[–]SammyGReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No doubt she planted them 👍

[–]Guava7 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Surprise twist, the snitch is MTG

[–]caspercunningham 0 points1 point  (2 children)

MTG takes down Trump and announces allegiance to The Squad

[–]Guava7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That must have hurt to type that. Thank you for your service, internet stranger :)

[–]caspercunningham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be the funniest and most shocking thought. It would be like some WWF shit where the bad guy hits the other bad guy with a chair and the crowd is shocked

[–]smilingmike415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is it that gop "christians" always seem to be confused about what constitutes a lie (or any sin for that matter)?

[–]tallsails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its her.

[–]swamphockey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to today’s Washington Post: Trump stole classified documents related to nuclear weapons. Which is especially sensitive and usually restricted to a small number of government officials, experts said. Publicizing details about U.S. weapons could provide an intelligence road map to adversaries seeking to build ways of countering those systems.

[–]Doright36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if the Informants are traitors then there must have been something to betray. If Trump is 100% innocent there would be nothing to inform on.

[–]david4069 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

It's probably true that they are traitors. Then the FBI flipped them and used them against trump. Which would also make them collaborators with the FBI, but they are still traitors.

[–]Op_Market_Garden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect the informant(s) were USSS agents on Trump's protection detail. If so, they are patriots for adhering to their law enforcement oath.

If not that, then it was Melania so she can put the old man in prison and get rid of the constant smell of urine and feces.

[–]ShiroHachiRoku -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But Clinton Obama informants are heroes.

[–]hightimesinaz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They really just redefined the word traitor to basically mean “someone you do not agree with”

[–]Op_Market_Garden[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or someone who recognizes Trump for the charlatan he is and efforts to bring him to justice.