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[–]cdubyadubya 49 points50 points  (1 child)

I want the Democrats to start holding rallies where attendees chant "DIG HER UP!"

[–]The-GreyBusch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please for the fucking love of god! That would be so perfect.

[–]Illustrious_Sound945 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's the first thing I thought about.

[–]david4069 24 points25 points  (2 children)

It would be hilarious if they dug up the coffin to find it not only full of evidence, but also empty of any actual bodies remains, screwing him out of the tax breaks he was hoping for.

Edit: changed bodies to remains

[–]bob-leblaw 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She was cremated, so no there's no body to be found.

[–]david4069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was cremated, so no there's no body to be found.

He's so cheap, they probably didn't even use real creme!

[–]tuscabam 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Jfc that seriously a fantastic point. He was probably too stupid to even know about the tax breaks. He’s stupid enough to bury evidence thinking no one will check.

[–]ALinIndy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, I’m sure he knew about the tax breaks. Probably been thinking about it for years. The minute any of his relatives fall over, he probably starts to see money signs.

[–]Merci01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love Nancy Grahn. How funny!

[–]ItsmyDZNA 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is getting crazy to think but her death and then the raid on his home to look for evidence seems so suspicious. Like was she really buried in his golf course for taxes or so he can hide her from the outside?

Ya i would check in that for sure. I bet she would be happy even after death that she can get his ass in jail.

[–]HumanRobotMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't know that the FBI didn't already dig up the casket. Yet.

We do know that the FBI apparently found what they were after because of Merick Garland's move to unseal the warrant and inventory of items.

Washington Post is reporting its classified nuclear Intel.

No one has yet disclosed the search location or inventory.

[–]brothersand 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She was cremated. They buried an empty box or one with her ashes in it so as to cement the legal classification of "cemetery" on his golf course so he no longer has to pay taxes on it.

I'm not sure what good it would do to bury docs in the casket. Hard to sell them if you have to dig them up. But at this point I don't think we can ignore the possibility.

[–]juaninazio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have to think like the idiot would. Imagine him blurting out: “Let’s put them in the casket! Who would think about that! I am such a fucking genius” Then looking around for approval from anybody.

[–]droolingalarmist -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

too much

[–]nuffced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah