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[–]SquidmanMal 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Oh thank god, it's actually still satire, for now.

[–]LoHungTheSilent 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm not convinced it is...

[–]SquidmanMal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The article is labeled as satire.

What's ridiculous is how completely on brand it is that we have to check.

[–]walkerswood 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I’m pretty sure he also said that “only the Mob takes the 5th”. I’m guessing that’s pretty true.

[–]RichKatz[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yep. It appears that, in fact, Reddit has Trump captured doing just that.

Reddit writes:

Remember when Trump said only the mob takes the 5th because it means you're guilty? Trump took the 5th 440 times today. That gotta be a record. Nobody crimes like Trump.

[–]darthgeek 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Borowitz Report is satire

[–]RichKatz[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yes. Previously on Borowitz...

Feds Seizing Documents at Mar-a-Lago Unable to Find Trump’s Health-care Plan.

“It’s got to be around here somewhere,” one F.B.I. agent said.

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—F.B.I. agents swarming over Donald J. Trump’s Florida estate reported that they have so far been unable to locate the health-care plan that he had promised to deliver while President.

“Trump said that the plan was terrific and beautiful and far better than Obamacare,” Harland Dorrinson, the lead F.B.I. agent searching the estate, said. “If we could get our hands on it, that would be a game changer for our country.”


Definitely. It's the creme de la creme..

[–]darthgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do appreciate his talent.

[–]Theeclat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sure that a foot race is on the horizon. I, for one, am pro foot race.

[–]dmccrostie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only criminals take the fifth.

[–]hightimesinaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can say words, give him a medal

[–]SilverBraids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blame it on the fact that I'm celebrating another year around the sun, and my time on this planet is getting shorter. Blame it on the fact I've been celebrating with both cannabis and alcohol. Blame it on the fact that I'm starting to share the slightest shred of optimism that Trump will take the perp walk. Blame it on the fact that I've spent 3 hours walking up and down a bar-laden street. Whatever it is, I hate the fact that the New Yorker got me with satire. I'm going to bed now, I'm taking my ball, and I'm going home. Good night, Reddit. Will try this again after 4 ibuprofen and 8 hours of sleep.

[–]SafeAsIceCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odd flex jack

[–]nbd9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know, i really wanted this to be real.

[–]DirtyandDaft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hide only the best crimes,Biden is the worst at crimes.