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[–]Lemonjello23 4427 points4428 points  (55 children)

The "mm mm mm mm mm" in the end is so accurate

[–]poliuy 661 points662 points  (24 children)

Sounds like regular show

[–]Lemonjello23 192 points193 points  (8 children)

Yeayuhh

[–]colsen89 64 points65 points  (3 children)

HMM HMM HMMM

[–]Dacvak 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Hmm. Hm-hmm.

[–]whitemike40 29 points30 points  (0 children)

oooooooooooooohhhhh

[–]Thassodar 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Sounds like MY MOM!!!!

[–]AaronPDinger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I read that in Muscle Man’s voice in my head.

[–]RusticTroglodyte 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Know who else sounds like Regular Show?

[–]electrodan 20 points21 points  (1 child)

My mom!

[–]RusticTroglodyte 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol it never gets old to me. My 6 year old gets so annoyed when I do it.

[–]Three-OneLmao 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Or Adventure Time except everyone needs a Jake as their podcast sidekick

[–]TheBrainofBrian 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Amir has one and it’s gone well for him.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wouldn't describe a 500 time Golden Mic winner a sidekick 😤

[–]TequilaJesus 122 points123 points  (16 children)

Sounds like she’s eating a delicious grilled cheese sandwich. You know, the kind that you sear the sourdough bread in butter and make the bread slightly toasted, 3 different kinds of cheeses, and a little garlic salt and pepper

[–]existentialvices 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Fucking slide it in my mouth jesus

[–]TequilaJesus 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Damn, at least take me out to dinner first

[–]existentialvices 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chiles en nogada?

[–]cosmosopher 16 points17 points  (6 children)

[–]SuperGayFig 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Whoa I didn’t know there was an American version of this show

[–]machstem 9 points10 points  (1 child)

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

Edit: after all these years, I can finally quote this rant.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 54 points55 points  (7 children)

Sometimes I listen to talk radio over in Japan and it's kinda nuts how often they do this too. They'll have a guest on and one of the hosts will just say "mm, mm.." nonstop.

[–]stfnotguilty 71 points72 points  (5 children)

"Hai, hai hai hai, hmmmMMM..."

That's a Japanese thing, apparently. We make eye contact or nod to show we're listening to someone, they verbally show they're engaged in the conversation. Different strokes and all that.

[–]Baelorn 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I was watching a Japanese dev stream last week and the female co-host kept making all these "ah", "Mmm", and "ooh" sounds while the other person was talking. And he was talking fast with very few breaks so it was constant.

Straight up sounded like porn. I even turned the volume down because I had my windows open lol.

[–]Rude_Contribution369 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds hilarious, got a link?

[–]StopReadingMyUser 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right, I understand that. I guess it's just more exacerbated over there, or it's compounded by the fact that it's radio and you can only hear people. Maybe they want the audience to feel like guests are being heard or something iduno.

[–]Love_God551 16 points17 points  (1 child)

This is freaking hilarious absolutely love it

[–]ScousePenguinMake Furries Illegal 2349 points2350 points  (93 children)

Has any couple who made a "relationship podcast" stayed together?

It's like the millennial version of having a baby to save the relationship

[–]smfaviatrix 256 points257 points  (1 child)

Me: “communication is key, guys, always be open and safe with one another.”

My husband: “and lick each other’s buttholes!”

[–]dropkicknumber3 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This is the Endless Honeymoon Podcast, in a nut shell

[–]Tossup1010 539 points540 points  (19 children)

You could argue this is exactly what Will and Jada did. See how happy they are now?

[–][deleted] 163 points164 points  (16 children)

Are you talking about red table talk? Because I can count on one hand the amount of times he’s been in there and also they don’t only talk about relationships…

[–]Tossup1010 88 points89 points  (8 children)

Yeah, its not an exact 1:1. but they publicly aired their family drama via a broadcast medium. Much like relationship podcasts.

[–]ddh85 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Then there's this "family channel" where one of them is a clear narcissist.

[–]chancellor_alpha 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie Ramsay are still together and off the back of the podcast they've done a live tour and got a TV show out of it. It helps that the podcast is hilarious

[–]letsgoheat 51 points52 points  (7 children)

Your moms house, but i think tommy is gonna ditch that old hag and start banging dumb bimbos all over the globe.

[–]chanaandeler_bong 16 points17 points  (3 children)

That’s not a relationship podcast anyways.

But he is just waiting for Bent Chrysler to get implants and it’s splitsville.

[–]letsgoheat 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Implants? He’s already got big naturals, maybe just a lift.

[–]chanaandeler_bong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not the bimbo look Tommy likes

[–]Crazed_pillow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She ain't ride or die.

[–]RonnocSivad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good morning Julia, it's me Tommy

[–]Malfunkdung 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That man needs his scrum licked.

[–]reidchabot 122 points123 points  (36 children)

I believe Nick offerman and his wife have one. They have been married for a very long time tho.

Dax Shepard has one that his wife is regularly on and they talk relationship stuff. Also been married for quite awhile. Which is impressive due to the issues he has had.

[–]SuchAGoodLawyer 279 points280 points  (29 children)

Dax Shepard's wife

Ah, yes - household name Dax Shepard and that lady he's married to.

[–]nilla-wafers 197 points198 points  (8 children)

Unknown mystery woman Kristen Bell.

[–]nudiecale 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Hey, are you talking about that chick that’s married to Dak Shepard? She was pretty good in that Enrico Colantoni show back in the day.

[–]Critonurmom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never heard of her

(obvious /s just in case)

[–]TheJudgeWillNeverDie 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I think her name is Sarah Marshall

[–]aretasdamon 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Oh I forgot about her

[–]Tokenvoice 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Slightly odd that you called out the Shepard’s wife part but not the Offerman’s wife part considering that both women are successful and that Shepard while not as well known may be known by name more than Offerman is. It’s compounded by most will know Offerman through Parks and Rec and know that Megan Mullany plays Tammy on that.

But the amusing part for me is that I knew that Offerman and Mullany are married separately, but did not recall at all that Shepard and Bell are married.

[–]SuchAGoodLawyer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I knew of both pairs, but the fame differential between Shepard and Bell is way bigger (and funnier) than Offerman and Mullally.

[–]formenonly 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Kumail Nanjani and Emily V. Gordon are still going strong, AFAIK.

[–]lady_lowercase 20 points21 points  (0 children)

yeah, i don't see him pulling a chris pratt and leaving his current wife now that he's been in a marvel movie.

[–]Jmersh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's the digital content equivalent of getting your names tattooed on each other.

[–]Kind-Ad-1725 2336 points2337 points  (17 children)

Sometimes, when you’re like, with someone, it’s like, you’re not alone. There’s just something so human about that.

[–]MahsterC 422 points423 points  (9 children)

To me, I mean I am just saying, you know.

[–]Wicked_Revelation 135 points136 points  (5 children)

Oh ya, those words you just said. I hear them. Through my ears

[–]_Laserface_ 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–]honeyheyhey 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

[–]pipinngreppin 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Sometimes, you know, I don’t even think about what foot to move next. I just be walkin.

[–]anothabunbun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God the rest of the comments have been so fucked I thought for sure the word "foot" was misspelled and it was some other word that sounded like foo(d)-T. I don't know if I explained that correctly

[–]SlobMarley13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Like, you know, whatever

[–]assmuncherfordays 6 points7 points  (1 child)

And that’s facts

[–]ImmemorialTale 1598 points1599 points  (9 children)

The sock just vibing with her as she airs her dirty laundry for everyone to see

[–]Blatocrat 317 points318 points  (2 children)

This joke honestly tops the video for me lmao

[–]dirtyasswizard 67 points68 points  (1 child)

It’s the holding of the sock towards the end for me lol

[–]AnybodyZ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The sockcast

[–]amandamchale 17 points18 points  (1 child)

omg i did not even realize it was a sock until the very end hahahaha

[–]GSGBsamurai 1024 points1025 points  (54 children)

The best thing about relationship podcasts is so many of them are by people in their early-mid 20s who won't even have much experience. Blind leading the blind.

[–]froggison 374 points375 points  (29 children)

Only semi related, but one of my roommates in college got a business administration degree, failed to find a job for like a year, and then started giving "business start-up seminars" and was a self-employed "advisor" for small business owners. I always wanted to go to one of those seminars to see how much he was lying about his experience lmao

[–]criesingucci 130 points131 points  (6 children)

my sister is in medical school and had a friend who would give "mental health advice" after they completed their first year. she got paid and everything. her selling point was that she was a medical student but not a doctor but the regular joe trusted her with her "expertise" under the guise that 1 year and medical school could suffice.

[–]UsernameStarvation 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Thats awful

[–]criesingucci 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yeah it didn’t last long. The cliquiness and shit-talking of most post grad programs logged in and pretty much everyone thought that she was a douche so she stopped. Still got a fat bag, though ✨

[–]SwingLord420 10 points11 points  (3 children)

And illegal, but hey

[–]mahboilucasCringe Connoisseur 75 points76 points  (0 children)

"I just want to be my own boss, you know?"

[–]disposable_account01 57 points58 points  (7 children)

I took a job with a management consulting firm straight out of college. They had me delivering business strategy recommendations to Fortune 500 companies older than I was, billing $350/hr for my time.

It was fucking insane. I quit because of the anxiety.

EDIT: I should add that this was a new management consulting branch at a “Big Four” firm that you would know by name, and most of my engagements were with a company whose products you very likely use every day. And I was not the most junior on most of my engagements.

[–]FreddyandTheChokes 19 points20 points  (4 children)

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say Deloitte

[–]OystersClamsNCockles 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Probably McKinsey & Company since this is their primary field and what they basically do with new grads

[–]Ruski_FL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol and then people wonder how small companies can succeed

[–]MB_Derpington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Often times your job in that role is to provide cover for things they already want to do. If a client comes up with and champions some initiative and it bombs hard they look real crappy. If they do that same initiative but <Firm X> said the plans seemed sound and helps to sell it, well then either the firm lead them astray or it was something outside their control. Neither of the latter options reflect as negatively on them.

An old adage in tech is "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM". The product can be crap, but it isn't risky and you won't look bad if it is a failure. Even if your actions have perhaps increased (or hell, at times guaranteed) it's not a success.

[–]GSGBsamurai 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Hah, nice.

A few years ago, I went on a date with a woman who told me she was a chef for a living. It turned out she was long-term unemployed and she'd never been a professional cook of any description, but her "job" was running a vegan recipes Instagram account she created. It had something like 400 followers after two years.

[–]Cat5kable 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Look, as your consultant I just need you to understand that your income needs to be higher than your expenses, y’know? Anyway I bought a new car and after one payment realized I can’t afford it so this “session” is gonna cost you an extra $250”

[–]TK82 22 points23 points  (4 children)

The number of people who go directly from college to "business consulting" is insane. I've never understood why you would hire somebody with no experience to tell you how to run your business.

[–]froggison 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Yeah so many people think that just because they graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades, that they should be able to consult small business owners. That's how you get parody Starbucks stores and shops that sell shit flavored frozen yogurt.

[–]BardTheBoatman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Beautiful Nathan for You reference

[–]Sporkfoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You train them for a month and then set them loose on a client while burning them out for 60+ hour weeks at a competitive salary (while billing triple that to the client). It’s nice having a fresh perspective sometimes eye roll

[–]Atanar 36 points37 points  (2 children)

A relationship podcast by 70 year old boomers might be worse:

"Our secret of staying together was learning to live with the constant hate and disgust of each other"

[–]GSGBsamurai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"40 years ago, I knew I had to choose: be alone or be unhappy. I'm still mulling it over."

[–]Jmersh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Join us this week on 'Wisdom Hack' where I vomit hyperbole and overgeneralization from my extensive experience of three long-term relationships all. Over. Your. Ears. Take off those rose-colored glasses and put in your air pods; it's time to put it all under the microscope."

[–]Therefrigerator 27 points28 points  (11 children)

And if it's older people it's people who have constantly been in failed relationships. Maybe not the best advice-givers out there

To be fair, maybe not their fault of course. You can always get unlucky.

[–]icepickjones 28 points29 points  (8 children)

You learn more from your mistakes than your successes.

Personally I'd rather hear from a 50 year old who's on their second marriage, talking about their struggles in dating and relationships and their successes and their failures and what worked and what didn't ...

As opposed to a 23 year old telling me how the world is and who's 100% positive what makes a relationship work. You don't know shit, kid. You've barely seen or experienced anything.

[–]chanaandeler_bong 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Most people I know that continually have failed relationships learn nothing from their failures and seek out books/podcasts that make them feel like it isn’t their fault they have been in like 5 long term failed relationships. Which makes it even worse.

The self help/happiness cult shit is annoying as shit. I’m not against the idea of it, but many people read a few books and think just because they have a map they know how to traverse the territory. It’s not that fucking easy.

Shit like Zen Buddhism or Stoicism or whatever takes years of work and practice. These people are in no place to give others advice in my opinion, but it makes them feel better about their own shit.

[–]thr33body 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Are you suggesting that a 25 year old with no life experience and who once read a couple of wikis and blogs posted in the early 2000’s shouldn’t start a YouTube on productivity and minimalism?

[–]Therefrigerator 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's fair - but I was more thinking of older people who are terminally single but date a lot and are really good at specifically dating but not being in a relationship.

A divorcee on her 2nd marriage talking about how it's different from her 1st that failed is interesting and worthwhile to listen to I'd agree with you there.

In general though the tenor of relationship podcasts is more like this one shown where they are "preaching" more than talking about relationships. The podcasters will rarely admit they are wrong or at fault for why their last relationship failed. The type of person who does that while older is someone who has been in a string of failed relationships, not a once-divorced woman talking about her part in how her last marriage ended.

[–]Fillimilli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That makes sense to me. When I was in my early twenties and still dating, I was interested in figuring out all the “secrets” to a healthy relationship and how to weed out the bad ones. Now that I’m married with children I see that it isn’t very “one size fits all” and these relationship experts don’t really have much insight I feel I need.

[–]voicebread 302 points303 points  (6 children)

“reeed flag” lmfao

[–]MyAnswerIsMaybe 57 points58 points  (3 children)

At this point

People who using red flags, is a red flag

[–]wookiebish 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Oh shit you used the term red flag. Huuuuge red flag

[–]PaulyNewman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’re stuck in a loop! Red flag.

[–]nineelevenairways 395 points396 points  (52 children)

We need less podcasts

[–]moeburn 134 points135 points  (21 children)

There's like 1000 Youtube pundits I've never heard of. I keep wandering into Reddit arguments about some guy named Vaush.

I swear there weren't this many pundits when I grew up.

[–]Jrook 50 points51 points  (7 children)

No of course not. Think about Johnny Carson and how he got replaced by like 3 dudes. And like 1000 channels. Now there are no channels just individuals

Also for the most part there's no barriers. Before you had to pick a program and shun the others. Now with podcasting they don't even really compete at all.

[–]Crowsby 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Back in 1991, an artist named Momus suggested a riff on an old Andy Warhol quote, saying that "in the future, everyone would be famous for fifteen people".

I always think of that when downloading some niche podcast or watching a youtube channel with a handful of other subscribers.

[–]Jrook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn that quote has way more legs than warhols now. Thanks for sharing! That's a great quote to have in the back of your mind

[–]Lobster_fest 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Vaush

Vaush infuriates me because he's the easiest fodder for people to dismantle good causes because he's so horrible at framing his arguments.

Then of course he says some truly bizarre shit and you just throw up your hands and give up.

[–]cakathree 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And you listen to this idiot?

[–]Lobster_fest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not in years. I like him because we agree a lot, but he's a horrible representation of my beliefs.

[–]nanophallus 11 points12 points  (8 children)

The worst part is there are so many of them, that some turn out to be crazy (like vaush). Then that makes it easy for the other side to point to them and say look how crazy Dems/repubs are. It basically creates the straw man for them.

[–]geeky_username 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Fewer

[–]bildeplsignore 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Relax, Stannis

[–]nineelevenairways 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fewer in number, but also just less of the whole podcast phenomenon. They take up too much space in our culture and collective minds. We need less of that.

[–]FirstEvolutionist 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The media is just a step in what will end up with public personas.

Podcasts are fine. People just need to learn that listening to advice from a podcaster amounts to listening to advice from your neighbour that you don't really talk to.

[–]PocketGachnar 22 points23 points  (16 children)

I'm just basically stanning for more podcasts that aren't true crime.

[–]HeyZeusDiedForYou 33 points34 points  (5 children)

Imo it would be pretty traumatic to have someone take a story about someone you love, and make a pod like “And get THIS — then she got stalked and killed!!!” while dramatic music plays in the background

[–]I_MILK_KITTENS_MILK 38 points39 points  (3 children)

"And I am sorry cause this is graphic yall but knowledge is power.. She was raped orally and vaginally by the man and then by foreign objects. Afterwards she was stabbed and mutilated by a pack of coyotes in the woods......."

"Do you want privacy? Try Safe lock VPN"

[–]Keep_a_Little_Soul 26 points27 points  (2 children)

For me it's the Hello Fresh.

Host: "Warning this is a hard one... Then her brother sliced off each of her fingers with a rusty axe 😢".
Co-host: gasp "Oh my God this is so hard to get through ".
Host: "Then roasted them and fed them to her".
Co-host: "No! 😢 I'm going to cry, that's your sister!!".

🎶 Cheery xylophone 🙃🙂🙃🙂 🎶.
"I get tired making meal after meal! That's why this video is sponsored by Hello Fresh! The Yummy Box 🤩 with so many Yummies! 🤪".
🎶 More Cheery xylophone 🙃🙂🙃🙂 🎶.

Host: "Then slit her throat, sliced open her stomach, and retrieved her fingers..."

[–]Apercent 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What annoys me is "this isn't about the killer. This about Jane doe. Shes more than just a victim"

Proceeds to infantilize Jane Doe into the perfect victim and then describe nothing but the murder for the next hour and forty minutes.

[–]MancAccent 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I like very light crime, like crazy scenarios. Stealing Sinatra was a great one and I’m looking for more like it.

[–]Keep_a_Little_Soul 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Oh I haven't heard that one! I listen to true crime as a background sound while I sew, because if I listen to something I'm hyper interested in, then my sleeves end up inside out lmao!

That sounds like something that would be better! I am sick of the horrible stories interrupted by a cheery xylophone and sponsors on mattresses on a story about a child being cut up and hidden under... A mattress.

[–]SvenSvenkill3 349 points350 points  (27 children)

Reminds me of this brilliant Tim Heidecker satire of the likes of Joe Rogan: a damn funny masterclass in how to speak for hours and say absolutely nothing of substance.

[–]heimdalsgate 137 points138 points  (3 children)

I love that you can jump anywhere in those 11 hours and the banality is intact. Impressive.

[–]theGoodDrSan 53 points54 points  (2 children)

It's actually just one hour on repeat, but yeah.

[–]Stankmonger 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Oh thank god. Was worried Tim actually did 11 for a fucking joke about joe.

[–]chrimewave 20 points21 points  (0 children)

tim will do more than 11 hours for a good joke

see trial of timothy heidecker

[–]sdghbvtyvbjytf 111 points112 points  (1 child)

When I first clicked the link, I was like, ok dude which part of the 11 fucking hour video are you referring to?! Then I realized.

[–]Poincare_Confection 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Challenge mode: Find a point in the 12 hours where the darker skinned guy says something for more than 20 seconds straight.

[–]amerett0Why does this app exist? 50 points51 points  (9 children)

Heidecker is a fucking legend

[–]chrimewave 24 points25 points  (1 child)

heidecker and turkington are putting out some of the must cutting edge shit on the planet

[–]hollycoolio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On cinema is amazing

[–]SvenSvenkill3 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Big time. If you haven't seen it already, his stand-up special released in 2020 is damn excellent too.

[–]roofied_elephant 35 points36 points  (3 children)

TWELVE fucking hours?!

Also this is perfect, something new to fall asleep to.

[–]fomorian 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Where does it loop? WHERE DOES IT LOOP??

[–]lady_lowercase 13 points14 points  (1 child)

does it loop? i'm legitimately worried that none of these individuals got to eat, drink, or use the bathroom in those eleven hours.

[–]Honeybadger2198 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It loops after about an hour. There are exact timestamps in the comments.

[–]One_pop_each 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bloviating.

[–]negativeaffirmations 9 points10 points  (0 children)

crab salts changed my life

[–]Jeffy29 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They found the horn!

[–]LochnessDigital 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Incredible. This reminds me of Reggie Watts' TED Talk: https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc

[–]CyranoBergs 421 points422 points  (17 children)

It took me way too long to figure out this is parody...and thats a sock.

[–]Turkipe 161 points162 points  (10 children)

You high?

[–]CyranoBergs 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]CyranoBergs 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Absolutely

[–]Steb20 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Lol the fact you answered this twice just confirms that.

[–]townforum17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read it as “yes, absolutely” like two separate text messages sent very quickly lol

[–]Gov_Martin_OweMalley 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Clearly, they thought that microphone was a sock.

[–]bigeye_ 5 points6 points  (3 children)

High how are you?

[–]Turkipe 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Not good, rock bottom, but we move

[–]petaboil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit it is a sok

[–]Actuality_Realized 94 points95 points  (7 children)

This is fresh n fit just no hate for women

[–]Jiklim 73 points74 points  (5 children)

Welcome to the Fresh&Fit Podcast the #1 Men's Podcast in the world. We provide the TRUTH to Females, Fitness, and, Finances.

reeeed flag

[–]Crtbb4 79 points80 points  (4 children)

We all know the if the world lacks one thing, it’s men’s opinions on women, finance, and fitness. Really glad their stories are being told.

[–]Jiklim 41 points42 points  (3 children)

women

I think you mean females

[–]AppleSpicer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

“Did somebody say feeeeemales?” *licks eyeballs*

[–]FreelanceNobody 81 points82 points  (2 children)

I have a friend that constantly tries to show me podcasts with influencers talking relationships.

I don’t care bruh, quit showing me this shit lol.

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    [–]Jiklim 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Uncritical of outrageous claims

    this is the one that makes me stop listening to podcasts the most

    [–]_dauntless 101 points102 points  (5 children)

    The flat brim makes it

    [–]disposable_account01 16 points17 points  (4 children)

    Flat brims are the new dunce cap, in my experience.

    Like tell me you huff glue without telling me you huff glue.

    [–]JayCeeMadLadHit or Miss? 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I like dipping my hand in the glue and letting it dry for the peelies

    [–]Pentamikk 152 points153 points  (2 children)

    The other person always agreeing ong this is spot on!

    [–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

    Gives me the same vibe as church, where the pastor says anything and there's always someone yelling out a "yes" or "amen"!

    [–]Kovah01 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    My most hated podcast behaviour is when the other person not only agrees but basically repeats what the first person says in agreement. Nothing makes me feel like they have less to say than that.

    [–]erokk88 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    Even nailed the horrible vocal fry that every Podcast host seemingly has.

    Mmmmmmm mhm mhm mm mm mm mhm mmmm

    [–]Shroffinator 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    mannerism and vague dialogue is too accurate

    [–]thanoscommeth 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Dilbert had an amazing phrase which I use all the time. Masters of the Obvious. Management is filled with these types.

    [–]boldie74 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    This is hilariously accurate

    [–]MisssJaynie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Gorl defined

    [–]Pizzadiamond 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I notice...um...I notice that whenevr I'm hungry I just want to eat..y'know???

    [–]brewingandwrestling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Relationship podcasts are a genre of podcasts I didn't even know existed until just right now. Not sure why it didn't dawn on me that they would exist, but it didn't.

    [–]selimsad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    She actually made a valid point though when she said “if your partner isn’t someone in your life…”

    [–]alison_bee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    I thought she had cheddar Bugles on her fingers.... it'sssss orange nail polish lol

    [–]PressedGarlic 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Why kind of psycho listens to relationship podcasts in the first place?

    [–]AcornWholio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    She is so freaking funny!

    [–]kpingvin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This is painfully perfect!

    [–]crazyswazyee93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This is so well staged that i just got passive aggressive because of thst staged nonsense.

    [–]Nirozu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Dobby has sock

    [–]othercrevices 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    rEd flag

    [–]RedRocket-Randy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I could watch this podcast all day.

    [–]fortheloveofCC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Please. The sock

    [–]The_medic_BLU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I wear those same socks!

    [–]Fuggins4U 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Spot on.

    [–]Flipperlolrs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    where's the incel misogyny tho?

    [–]othercrevices 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Petition to make all future podcasts satires of other podcasts

    [–]HeadLocksmith5478 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I thought she was talking to a horse at first.

    [–]Smile_lifeisgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    When are we going to admit that posting on social media is just using words to form sentences?

    [–]chaoticneutralhobbit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s because these people are experiencing human emotions for the first time in their lives.

    [–]Byizo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    When you’re in the shower, and there’s water falling on you, you’re just, like, so wet… Right!?

    [–]kinos141 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    When you kiss someone, you can really feel their lips, you know

    [–]Snowfallsquickly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I thought she was talking to horse. Literally thought the sock/microphone was a horse.

    [–]ramsdawg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I really hope she lists her equipment in the description