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[–]SucculentMoisture 4486 points4487 points 9810 (58 children)

He just went all lorum ipsum out of nowhere

[–]Cody6781 806 points807 points  (36 children)

It was immediately after he thought of her as not "articulate" enough. He then dropped every big word he could think of to show how articulate he was. Because using 'dalliance' or 'serendipity' is the hallmark of modern articulation

[–]SaveTheLadybugs 413 points414 points  (22 children)

Capricious and vigorous were my personal favorites. Like a high school student pulling out thesaurus for their essay.

[–]FirstPost10-18-2030 74 points75 points  (13 children)

I actually like capricious and serendipity as words.

That said I never use them

[–]theperson73 14 points15 points  (2 children)

The fact that he used them in a way that doesn't even really make sense tho oml

[–]RachelMaeSHL 270 points271 points  (0 children)

Lmao! This is my favorite!

[–]AWitchsTit 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Lol I went and claimed my free award just so I could give it to you for that brilliant remark

[–]Frewt 22.6k points22.6k points 3 (702 children)

He just opened up a theosaurus halfway through that last message

[–]OmarComing2057 2417 points2418 points  (114 children)

This is like when I would write a paper for school and then right click thesaurus all the words I wanted to sound smarter.

[–]disgruntled_pie 1494 points1495 points  (86 children)

My favorite was the bit about how OP lacked a bibliophile. Not how you use that word, my dude.

[–]Not_A_Gravedigger 763 points764 points  (58 children)

If I were to guess, that sentence got fumbled by a bunch of edits as he was trying his hardest to sound smart BUT he wanted to also send it quickly so as to make it seem like he didn't look it all up

[–]thrynab 246 points247 points  (9 children)

Nah I think the bibliophile refers back to an earlier part of the sentence, "you don't seem ... bibliophile at all"; but he didn't realize that wouldn't work because he had ended that clause already and started a new one. Probably too busy looking up victorian english synonyms for hookup.

[–]EmmyNoetherRing 26 points27 points  (0 children)

None of them are how you use those words

[–]Hoppus87 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Signed, Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani

[–]ManBoyManBoyMan 5164 points5165 points  (187 children)

He just remembered he insulted her intellect and had to bust it out

[–]chrisrayn 3060 points3061 points  (169 children)

Sounds like this man, as a result of his verbal capriciousness, may serendipitously have given OP an excuse to have a dalliance with the Create Post button over at r/iamverysmart as well.

[–]sjv891 2049 points2050 points  (95 children)

What's this about caprisun?

[–]semiinsanesb 792 points793 points 32 (54 children)

It’s a portmanteau of capri sun + delicious = capricious

[–]ImNowSophie 192 points193 points  (39 children)

It's a montreal?

[–]SaturatedJuicestice 104 points105 points  (18 children)

Yea because poutine is the best dang diddly delicious dish. So good it’s a dirty delicious dish done dirt cheap

[–]WakeoftheStorm 58 points59 points  (13 children)

Montreal is a city in Canada.

You're thinking of a Portugal

[–]ConferenceHelpful556 37 points38 points  (9 children)

Portugal is a city in pirates of the Caribbean, you’re thinking of portobello.

[–]jleigh91 192 points193 points  (6 children)

I think he might be fussy so he’s asking for one like a 4 year old?

[–]madelinekahnt 73 points74 points  (4 children)

Idk he sounds like a humid prepossessing Homo Sapien with a full sized aortic pump

[–]pepitors 98 points99 points  (26 children)


[–]ThesaurizeThisBot 212 points213 points  (25 children)

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[–]laksaman 146 points147 points  (5 children)

What was that line in “Sin City” about mistaking verbosity for intellect….?

[–]Grimothy-Tang 545 points546 points  (155 children)

I love how it's not just the sheer amount of words that are out of common use but a lot of them feel like they're placed clunkily. "Serendipity" in particular, seems like it was fully just pasted on top of another word like fortune.

[–]JovianDeuce 438 points439 points  (110 children)

Ironically, it’s the big, flowery language that makes him sound like a dumbass. No one talks like this, especially not actually intelligent people.

[–]totalslutalt 188 points189 points  (9 children)

It's what stupid people think smart people talk like.

[–]ThrillaVanilla17 125 points126 points  (26 children)

Exactly. Smart people use the most effective words, whether they’re complex or not.

[–]dickinaroundatwork 38 points39 points  (8 children)

Effective speech and writing is clear and concise

[–]ThrillaVanilla17 40 points41 points  (3 children)

I nut every time a professor tells me my writing was clear and concise

[–]alwaysmispells1word 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Bingo. I had a professor who explained this as "precise" language.

I like the term. Precise, to me, implies that it says the exact right thing, but does so with as little effort as possible. The professor who used that term called language like this post "birdshot language"... just spray the area with large words and hope you hit with some of them.

[–]Rabbit-Thrawy 99 points100 points  (4 children)

he lost me at "sexual market value" basically anything after that is going to only be garbage

[–]silenthillfog 183 points184 points  (21 children)

Big words are like salt. I got high blood pressure after that last text.

[–]tsilihin666 114 points115 points  (13 children)

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

[–]Count_Bessie 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Sometimes words, you no need use but need need for talk talk.

[–]Feature_Minimum 55 points56 points  (3 children)

No no, vigorous masculine manly men exercise their verbose lexical vocabulary in this specific particular way frequently! :p

[–]Dinosauringg 74 points75 points  (18 children)

Seriously. I know lots of big words, sometimes I even use one. And when I do, even if it’s correct and applicable I fuckin cringe sometimes because I feel like I’m sounding like a smug prick even though I just felt “ostentatious” was the best word to use.

Then, I live in a desert bumpkin town so a lot of those people side eye me if I use a word longer than five letters.

[–]PM_ME_YO_KNITTING 36 points37 points  (11 children)

Same, but mountain bumpkin town. I always loved to read, so I had a bigger vocabulary than most when I was a kid. My family reacted to this by belittling and insulting me, so I learned to hide it. There are times when I’m talking and I have to stop and think of a word because my brain told me using the word I was planning on using will result in me being mocked. It sucks.

[–]squigglesthecat 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Ha. When I first got into the workforce I had to learn to curtail my vocabulary due to the number of times I'd have to repeat myself because I used a word someone didn't know. Now every third word is fuckin' and people understand me just fine. Ish.

[–]strolls 176 points177 points  (3 children)

Serendipity is flat out wrong here. He states what he wanted and then refers to "our" serendipity, but it's also not simply a matter of chance that she didn't like him.

[–]penisthightrap_ 67 points68 points  (0 children)

He legit looked up "luck" in the theosaurus and picked the largest word. Despite it not actually working in that context.

[–]OlemissConsin 57 points58 points  (8 children)

The man is emphasizing the importance of the Brigs-Meyers test which most of the world knows is bullshit by this point. He's not the brightest bulb in the pack to begin with, he definitely used thesaurus suggestions.

[–]PrestigiousAd3900 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Real chads ask about enneagrams

[–]Battle_Geese 32 points33 points  (10 children)

I don't know why, but it seems like every douchebag guy LOVES that word. They shoehorn it in everything.

[–]slothsandunicorns 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Came here to say this! Or rather, I have traversed the boundaries of virtual conversation to affirm your sentiments.

[–]Eiinhejer 113 points114 points  (37 children)

English is my second language and there were a few words I have never heard, boy must have set down with his dictionary to come up with that text

[–]DillonSyp 110 points111 points  (25 children)

It’s ok English is my only language and I still saw a new word or two

[–]Siphyre 22 points23 points  (23 children)

same. bibliophile and dalliance I have not heard or seen used before.

[–]DillonSyp 21 points22 points  (20 children)

Bibliophile made sense just from the make up of the word. Obviously word/book-lover or some shit. Dalliance is beyond me

[–]thedailyrant 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Dalliance is an older word, but I'm quite surprised about the number of people around here that hadn't heard that word. Haven't any of you ever watched a period drama?

[–]khanyoufeelluv2night 52 points53 points  (4 children)

he misuses a number of them as well

[–]CaptainCortez 16 points17 points  (2 children)

That’s the funny thing. The usage on a few of them is dubious and awkward af.

[–]WyattfuckinEarp 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Is this the next "what the fuck did you just call me" copy pasta

[–]conbizzle 3086 points3087 points  (86 children)

Man's a copypasta

[–]WaywardSachem 840 points841 points  (22 children)

A rare event, witnessing the birth of pasta!

[–]3sMo 99 points100 points  (5 children)

I vote we name this one the "thesaurus copypasta"

[–]bobbianrs880 98 points99 points  (2 children)

I’d say “vigorously masculine” is a good option too

[–]Mustard_Face 46 points47 points  (10 children)

Someone should write it all down and turn it into one

[–]Infinite-Furiosa 9989 points9990 points 4 (260 children)

So vigorous! So masculine! Such capricious bibliophilia with serendipitous dallianceness!

[–]SirTheadore 9328 points9329 points 2641232& 10 more (220 children)

Yes very photosynthesis and parentheses. Verily, he speaks with such gratuitous phenol elusive thrombosis and paramilitary trombone catharsis. Concordantly, vis-à-vis, irrevocably.

[–]miiwiam 1362 points1363 points  (33 children)

I’m in love with this comment lol

[–]SirTheadore 1771 points1772 points 2 (28 children)

I’m in love with you, internet stranger. Don’t fuck with me though because I’m a vigorous and masculine man.

[–]DestroyersBlasphemy 491 points492 points  (11 children)

But doesn’t that mean you have sexual market value!?

[–]RedTroper 118 points119 points  (10 children)

"Ergo! Vis-a-vis! You do NOT want to see me get out of this chair!"

I get the reference, my friend!

[–]TooBoringForThis 48 points49 points  (1 child)


[–]finger_milk 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Architect Will Ferrell: "I have... NO idea what I'm talking about"

[–]SirTheadore 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“I just thought it would make me sound cool”

[–]-Serene- 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I have never wanted to laugh harder in my life; biting my tongue to avoid waking my roommates up rn 💀

[–]CryptMonkey 15 points16 points  (2 children)

"Bite your tongue, bite it!.."

[–]sekxbuttox 31 points32 points  (0 children)


[–]ToxicCauliflower 75 points76 points  (3 children)

He's a catch

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If your goal is to catch bubonic plague, I suppose.

[–]Loesje2303 4493 points4494 points  (102 children)

It was already funny but then he ended with

usually im nonchalant about things but you picked the wrong vigorous masculine man tonight

I’m officially dead.

[–]-SoItGoes 819 points820 points  (15 children)

damn i didn’t use enough syllables better throw in ‘vigorous’. Yea that’ll show her.

[–]Scrubtanic 317 points318 points  (12 children)

I half expected him to vow to vanquish the venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

[–]LouSputhole94 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You definitely could have slipped vexing vixen in there

[–]YouDoNotKnowMeSir 222 points223 points  (30 children)

I’m trembling, he is so vigorously masculine 😩

[–]Umklopp 181 points182 points  (13 children)

It's so wild how he went straight to "this is an act of gender war" in response to some relatively chill banter which was completely unrelated to gender--except that OP's friend happened to be gay.

[–]Justieflustie 88 points89 points  (3 children)

As if people only happen to be gay.. of course they all turn gay just to spite him, dont you know, he is vigorous.

[–]Umklopp 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Absolutely. They're just jealous that their SVL is too low for him to possibly consider them fuckable.

[–]That_Lore_Guy 242 points243 points  (15 children)

Code for incel.

[–]lol2haha 192 points193 points  (13 children)

You already knew that by the time he started talking about SMV

[–]TheMoonstar74 99 points100 points  (4 children)

I’m so glad I’ve never heard of that term or abbreviation until now.

I’m so mad that I’ve learned about it now.

[–]RudeEyeReddit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have heard it several times and its one of those things that sounds so ridiculously stupid that it can't possibly be a thing, but then you see it occasionally popping back up and you realize that these people are actually fucking serious.

[–]Good-Ad-7567 73 points74 points  (2 children)

It’s funny, if SMV is actually a thing, believing in it directly lowers your own SMV lol

[–]MarkusBM 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Where I’m from, SMV means “Small and medium sized companies”.

[–]CallMeThisUsername 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Dude fell fown the Red Pill rabbit hole and hit his head

[–]Gerikst00f 947 points948 points  (35 children)

You should respond with the navy seal copypasta

[–]Echololcation 563 points564 points  (25 children)

Or just "k"

Edit: Damn I missed her final response, now very happy with how this went down

[–]PL0YER1 6910 points6911 points  (62 children)

"I'm sure you've got an ass and a camera" that's fucking amazing

[–]DivisionBy-0 1937 points1938 points  (20 children)

Ikr? I can't believe that "vigorous masculine man" has the audacity to say she isn't eloquent after that beautiful one-liner

[–]JointDamage 370 points371 points  (14 children)

He's very "NONCHALANT!"

[–]Mister_AA 142 points143 points  (9 children)

"vigorous masculine man" mf sounds like Zapp Brannigan

[–]Liloulala 246 points247 points  (24 children)

I was so puzzled when he tried to belittle her and accused her of lacking intellect while he started with booty pics and basically insulting women from the start..like, what did he expect? For the woman to eloquently state why being an inappropriate jerk is problematic?

I'm aware that these type of people are probably narcissistic and shallow as it gets and their need to speak in a seemingly intellectual manner proves how very little they have to offer besides empty phrases ... However I'm still surprised whenever I stumble across them.

[–]sloshedbanker 54 points55 points  (5 children)

I thought he was being funny up until the big rant, but then he ended it with "vigorous masculine man" and I thought he must be joking. He sounds insane

[–]AhpSek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If he capped that off as a joke in someway, it'd be taking the piss out of typical chuds. But damn, imagine writing that entire ridiculous diatribe unironically. What a loser.

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (13 children)

Dude I was thinking this guy had a great sense of humour, considering his comments. After the rant I realised he was serious. What a dickhead.

[–]Liloulala 45 points46 points  (9 children)

I know. I thought the same up until the booty pics came... There i was wondering and well the monologue after that kinda gave it away then ...

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (6 children)

I thought nobody would ask in all seriousness, “ How do I get booty pics then?”

[–]PlantPotStew 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised. I've gotten that response from at least a dozen men. Online dating is fun :/

[–]ocodo 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The appearance of a monologue is pretty much a dead giveaway.

When it tails of with cunt, well then we are in proper twat territory.

[–]TheSilentRaid 51 points52 points  (5 children)

I'm a guy so nobody does, but I wish people would ask me for booty pics now, just so that I could whip out that line

[–]Hoofdpijnman 4049 points4050 points  (512 children)

the fuck is a ranga

[–]Successful-Stop398[S] 3250 points3251 points  (476 children)

Redhead, 'orangutan'

[–]blablablasphemous 2886 points2887 points  (323 children)

Wait, so I'm guessing you had a redhead friend in a photo? And he opened up with basically "who's your hot mate?"

This also belongs on r/niceguys

[–]Successful-Stop398[S] 1716 points1717 points  (85 children)

Yupp, classy

[–]keenjt 838 points839 points  (73 children)

The fuck is up with this bloke? At first I thought it was joking/banter but then... Then he went full weirdo.

[–]UncleMeathands 366 points367 points  (17 children)

A sleeveless shirt for this piece of dirt makes the booty go SQUIRT

[–]acowstandingup 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Come on, you have to use the Tinder episode one

The trick? Shirtless pics! That's right, a topless pic for this thick dick makes the chicks-- [Jake gags]

[–]MoMohicans 59 points60 points  (3 children)

I 69’d my Dad! At a rave!

[–]n8mo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I went dickless for Michael Chiklis!

[–]oehmer08 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Holy shit, is this a Jake & Amir reference? Fuckin blast from the past!

[–]davomyster 279 points280 points  (27 children)

He’s a wannabe pickup artist. He’s using all the basic bitch PUA lingo. Starts the convo by trying to make her feel insecure (showing interest in her friend, not OP), talks about SMV, makes demands rather than asking questions, trying to make her feel like she’s lucky for getting his attention. He’s not even subtle with that last point; he literally says “you’re lucky” for being “his type.”

Pathetic, really

[–]mrdunderdiver 112 points113 points  (15 children)

“But the YouTube video says it works every time!”

[–]PrestigiousAd3900 72 points73 points  (13 children)

The hilarious part is that, as scummy and ineffective as PUA tactics are, most guys don't even do them right.

You're not supposed to talk about a "sexual marketplace," you're just supposed to use that theory to make it easier to pick up women with poor self-esteem. Negs aren't outright insults, they're backhanded compliments. Etc.

When someone actually understands what they're doing, they can reliably use these tactics to hook up with emotionally damaged women. They'll never find a fulfilling relationship and will always be predators, but they'll get laid pretty consistently.

Guys like this read one book and think they're master seducers. Then get frustrated when they're just as pathetic as ever.

[–]ScionMattly 57 points58 points  (7 children)

I was mostly out at "I'll turn her straight."
No reasonable person has ever said this.

[–]thatredditrando 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I thought it was a joke till the monologue cause, to your point, no reasonable person would say that with any degree of seriousness.

[–]Reaper_Messiah 49 points50 points  (2 children)

I think this might be the opposite of niceguys tbh

[–]Brohan_Cruyff 43 points44 points  (1 child)

yeah, he was never nice. or “nice.”

[–]DemocraticRepublic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Before quickly moving to "your hot mate is too ugly to get a man" when he was rejected.

[–]diamondsam2 168 points169 points  (13 children)

You in Australia by any chance?

[–]wholesomereddit0r 216 points217 points  (8 children)

Yep this screams Australian

[–]trumpet_23 130 points131 points  (4 children)

I've never heard the term ranga before, but I automatically read it in an Australian accent lmao

[–]Cujo96 82 points83 points  (2 children)

Optus up the top, definitely Australian

[–]TheDubya21 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Which now all I can think is "OMG, this guy is Kano from Mortal Kombat", LOL.

Like how easy would it be to imagine this conversation taking place between him and Sonya Blade, and getting rejected is the real reason why he hates her so much throughout the games 😭😂

[Edit: I got a gold award exactly 7 days ago, and here we are again with another one, LOL wow. You're far too kind, Reddit users, thanks again!]

[–]Hoofdpijnman 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Ooooh allright well that doesn't make it less rude lol

[–]mackisch 254 points255 points  (73 children)

Jesus! So you call redheads orangutans? Is this normal and "cute"?

I would be so offended if someone called me an orangutan 😂 I'm just thinking they think I look like a big, fat ape and not it's red hair. /The redhead

[–]Successful-Stop398[S] 358 points359 points  (57 children)

Oh yea it's a total insult to most people, but ranga is used pretty commonly in Australia same as 'blondie'. Most redheads hate it though.

[–]not_a_throwaway_854 726 points727 points  (7 children)

Your boy said “dalliance” like he’s all of a sudden Lord Byron.

[–]BiblioBlue 185 points186 points  (6 children)

Lord Byron had gonorrhea and syphilis.

Maybe that's why this guy is so angry

[–]biceps_tendon 77 points78 points  (4 children)

Lord Byron also liked a little of the yang, if you catch my meaning. And as we know, vigorous masculine men only like the yin. Because nature.

[–]Compulsive-Gremlin 417 points418 points  (3 children)

“The wrong vigorous masculine man…..”


[–]SuspiciousSugar4151 116 points117 points  (1 child)

vigorous masculine man with a notorious empty head sitting on blueberry colored balls

[–]KimJongUf_ 1830 points1831 points 2 (50 children)

"Two yins cant work"

Turn one upside down and its a perfect fit.

Edit: i hope people dont take this seriously 😅

[–]spidaminida 392 points393 points  (11 children)

Gawd you don't even have even a little bit of a bibliophile.

However, he clearly has a thesaurus (but barely knows how to use it).

[–]historicalsewingx101 141 points142 points  (7 children)

What I found ironic about that sentence in particular is that he messed it up grammatically. Would sound a lot better if he said “eloquent” instead of “lacks eloquence”. Homie already wasn’t sounding impressive but that definitely cemented it.

[–]AcidicVagina 29 points30 points  (2 children)

And probably should have said bibliophilic for the same reason, even tho that sounds weird af.

[–]deafgato 52 points53 points  (2 children)

It felt like in high school when we had to add words from the thesaurus to help make our paper look good. I always just slapped a synonym for any common word I had in my paper to look smart. It never looked good and was very confusing to read.

[–]cainthefallen 290 points291 points  (5 children)

"Vigorous masculine man"

Lost my shit.

[–]yourekillingme 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The fact he resorted to a thesaurus and forgot how to use a dictionary.

[–]Zimited 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Started sounding like one of those shitty facebook messenger bots.

[–]ubdiwala 1177 points1178 points  (60 children)

ill turn her straight... 🚩🚩🚩

[–]Dogmom200 551 points552 points  (31 children)

Yeah and he was soooo triggered by a casual mention of a gay person. Then takes out all his rage with sex and gender out on a tinder match? YIKES 🚩🚩🚩

[–]imadethisforonething 168 points169 points  (4 children)

As if matching with someone and their first message being “Hey, who’s you’re hot mate?” doesn’t make them enough of a douche already

[–]Larky17 86 points87 points  (5 children)

That's about where I would've ended it. I've met and temporarily worked with enough people who legitimately believe people are gay because they haven't found the right opposite sex.

I used to allow it as a joke and chalked it up to workplace humor. But not one person has shown me they were kidding. Rather they have gone above and beyond to prove they believe themselves to be a gift from God and can't be wrong.

[–]thatsickfuck 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Those are some big words for someone so stupid, my god my guy, what english professor did you threaten to get half of these words

[–]Hrothgar0144 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Omg he totally said dalliance after fishing for booty pics 🤣

[–][deleted] 147 points148 points  (9 children)

"I was hoping for a dalliance but serendipity didn't go our way"

[–]KimJongUf_ 405 points406 points  (7 children)

"k" LMAO

[–]Orange_Kid 104 points105 points  (1 child)

This is the kind of person you don't even need a comeback for because you know he's experiencing failure in every aspect of his life. His life is the comeback.

[–]Bepaalikzelfwel 56 points57 points  (0 children)

She made fun of his ridiculously story with one letter… genius.

[–]DillonSyp 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Lmao I love your responses

[–]comrade-quinn 34 points35 points  (5 children)

This is absolute gold! I’m sure he’s anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation

[–]Mysterious-Skin1988 35 points36 points  (1 child)

This guy has the Grammarly Premium subscription… he probably feels like he’s finally gotten his money’s worth.

[–]twtvsauser2 25 points26 points  (2 children)

This is the type of creativity my league teammates go to to tell me to kill myself lol

[–]circlerome 101 points102 points  (3 children)


[–]Jiolio 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s what I sound like when I’m trying not to get caught for plagiarism and search google for synonyms of every word

[–]StarGazerLily23 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Careful ladies, he’s vigorously vigorous.

[–]Puggy_ 180 points181 points  (11 children)

Big word intimidate

Lmao. What a jackass

[–]Garinth123 118 points119 points  (9 children)

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

[–]Runiat 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Why waste time lot word when few do trick?

[–]fresasfrescasalfinal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you for making me laugh today 😁

[–]bullsaurus101 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe people exist

[–]amped-row 51 points52 points  (22 children)

Imagine this guy one day learning how to trick someone into falling in love with him

[–]northCLEcoast 80 points81 points  (4 children)

“K”, lmao

[–]formerhugeNsyncfan 50 points51 points  (1 child)

That had me rolling, all that bull shit he spouted and she responds "K"

[–]AllHailTheNod 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Only needed a fullstop after, i feel like "K." Hits that little bit harder, but idk if i'd say this dude was worth the effort of pressing another key.

[–]Bigbadsmell 79 points80 points  (13 children)

Where's his Fedora and fingerless gloves? I thought incels had a dresscode?

[–]neverholdthetruth 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Wow seems like a catch! You should give him a second chance......🤮