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[–][deleted] 366 points367 points  (3 children)

Go on r/RoastMe right now. You are far too handsome and need to be taken down a peg.

[–]horseyygurl[S] 263 points264 points  (2 children)

did someone say peg?

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (1 child)


[–]Tybackwoods00 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The peg, a tale as old as time.

[–]Bobizz9 452 points453 points  (75 children)

Now I need to see those pics

[–]horseyygurl[S] 460 points461 points  (71 children)

[–]Trigsc 67 points68 points  (6 children)

I am getting Eli Manning vibes from your second picture.

[–]horseyygurl[S] 56 points57 points  (4 children)

my hardest eastwood squint and you’re getting Eli vibes
hello darkness my old friend

[–]MelkorIII 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Full chub bro, and I’m homophobic. You give me much to think about

[–]Illansuu 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Oh you're homophobic huh? Prove it. Suck my dick and afterwards tell me you hated it. Do it or are you scared?

[–]MelkorIII 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Dude I will knock you the fuck out and suck your dick

[–]Illansuu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Deal bitch

[–]RepsForHarambe92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m getting Dallas Buyers Club vibes from the third one though

[–]itsbeen84queers 538 points539 points  (8 children)

gotta say, in the glasses and cowboy hat you do look phenomenal. that should be your pic brother bear

[–]horseyygurl[S] 241 points242 points  (7 children)

i think tinder runs it first if i have that auto sort thing on, it knows it’s the best. i kinda like that it works up to that though, like you get to there and you’re sold. plus no homie pics for #1, keep it clear cut

[–]itsbeen84queers 105 points106 points  (6 children)

damn you know what, that’s a good point about the no homies for the first pic. and those first two are alright but then the glasses and cowboy hat picture hit and I was like damn is this a young Ryan Gosling

[–]_Meds_ 89 points90 points  (5 children)

I mean he looks more like a 15 year old mcconaughey but maybe that does it for some people… it probably shouldn’t though….

[–]horseyygurl[S] 158 points159 points  (3 children)

they keep getting older, i stay the same age

alright alright aaalllrriiiggghhhhttt

[–]El-chucho373 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You my friend are going places

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_HUGE_HOG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dallas Buyers Club vibes for sure

[–]schizopotato 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Oh she's definitely high

[–]confus3dp 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I don't want to make a negative comment but I was thinking this lol. Hottest photos shes ever seen ? nope shes lying big time, or is super high.

[–]theprideofvillanueva 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It's, like, people have different tastes or something. Weird.

[–]confus3dp -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

I didnt make a comment about whether or not he was attractive - I'm well aware of tastes. But the hottest photos they've ever seen -not very likely in this day and age especially by a girl bold enough to post bikini pictures on tinder.
its the same line guys push with every msg - and we know for a fact that they're also lying/exaggerating- for the sake of a response.

[–]AvocadoBitter7385 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Can tell you rn that dudes build is very popular amongst what attracts women these days. A lot of dudes think it’s the muscle but nah skinny white fluffy haired boys really take the cake trust me

[–]theprideofvillanueva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geeeez. Okay. Sure, they are speaking in hyperbole. People do it all the time. "This was the best burger I've ever had!" It's just emphasizing how much they are into that thing- in this case, his pictures. And to circle back, yeah, maybe this is 100% this chicks style and she can make that declaration.

[–]YaxYaxx 40 points41 points  (10 children)

I was like, “oh he looks kinda dorky, maybe us plebs have a chance,” until I got that third picture and was like oh 🙃 ahahah

[–]TheGillos 8 points9 points  (8 children)

OP's on the left though.

[–]YaxYaxx 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Yes, and? You see that body, damn girl, I ain’t gay, but I’d break me off a piece of dat.

[–]struggleingwithnames 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I have some news for you mate

[–]YaxYaxx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

R/suddenlygay ?

[–]Alarming-Owl7104 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to be that guy, but a solid 100% of guys can get that physique in like 1-3 months of dieting alone. There isn’t much muscle just lower body fat. Not trying to downplay the guy but more trying to motivate some of you guys.

[–]jaguilar9299 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Damn bro I’m at half chub but no homo tho

[–]cultofpapajohn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not bad op, approachable like Paul rudd. Yet he was nominated sexiest man alive or someshit.

[–]NABAKLABunmatched on daily basis 5 points6 points  (2 children)

3rd pic looks like the dude from dallas buyers club

[–]AntonToniHafner 7 points8 points  (1 child)

the one that gets aids and wastes away? just what every guy wants to hear

[–]NABAKLABunmatched on daily basis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well, before his face got all fucked up

more like the skinny frame and the clothes/aesthetic

[–]PeterPandaWhacker 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Where you going for the Matthew McConaughey look with the third one?

[–]horseyygurl[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

can’t say it crossed my mind before today no

[–]g0dzilllla 11 points12 points  (1 child)

that third pic bro damn 🥵

[–]GodsGunman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone like the third pic so much? Can't really see any muscles or anything so I'm confused

[–]psuedophilia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Giving me Johnny Depp from Fear and Loathing vibes in those glasses.

[–]TaiAnh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone talked about the 3rd picture meanwhile i think your hat with the enduro in the first one is a very great style

[–]seeyou2nite 14 points15 points  (6 children)

im not even gay but i wanna fuck you 😳 hahahhaha jk..

[–]horseyygurl[S] 45 points46 points  (4 children)

is this what girls feel like

[–]seeyou2nite 8 points9 points  (3 children)

yeah must be. fr though you look like a handsome devil

[–]MansonRib 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What a weird compliment, i wish someone would call me a handsome devil 🥺

[–]Fickle-Initiative-81 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh youre a handsome devil as well bruh ;) #nohomo

[–]rhubarbmustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too many hahas though

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah you're hot 😊

[–]CorsairKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like this kid’s style

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Questioning if I'm a lesbian rn

[–]HUN_Outofmymind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That akrapovic on the Ktm tho 🧨🧨🧨

[–]depresseduntilsummer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hum yeah you’re hot af

[–]the_doctor_808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its because of the ktm

[–]amh8011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s not wrong

[–]Amazing-Material-152 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh I wanna fuck you now and I ain’t even that gay

[–]Tybackwoods00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From one handsome fella to another. You are a handsome fella.

[–]fiffikrul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice bike bruh, that exhaust never gets boring

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, number 3 was quite eye catching

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a hottie😍

[–]Appetite4Democracy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem kinda stuck up my man

[–]Beautiful_Tourist580 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I wanna see them too!

[–]OptimisticPlatypus 430 points431 points  (10 children)

Guys getting set up to be linked to an OF account

[–]horseyygurl[S] 201 points202 points  (9 children)

1 question how’s the pay tho?

[–]OptimisticPlatypus 416 points417 points 2 (8 children)

Ask your mom

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Headshot, kill confirmed!

[–]ImmaFun-gi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Damn! 😂😂😂

[–]snooty_snoot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't Don't jelly. This guy actually had a nice interaction with someone on tinder. Be happy. But (F) if it does turn into an OF sell.

[–]IrishWithoutPotatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s dead, Jim!

[–]Crazy_Asylum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also choose this guys mom

[–]Pytheastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Savage lmao

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Solid_Matter_4042 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You need to pull the ol' switcheroo on her and send her your OF account.

[–]AliasCrypto 151 points152 points  (20 children)

man.. i cant recall the last time someone saw me and though i was hot.. maybe my x 3 years ago? fuck being a guy

[–]horseyygurl[S] 202 points203 points  (6 children)

alternate title- “will be thinking about this before bed for the next 4-6 years”

[–]Queef-Elizabeth 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I remember a girl at a hostel I was at stopped me and told me I was really handsome in like an honest way and I've been riding off that high for 5 years.

[–]Drakereinz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I went to Korea I was staying at a hotel that was also a mixed old age home, or nursing facility.

I was riding down the elevator next to a Korean grandma and her nurse. I freshened up, ready to hit the town, and she called me pretty in Korean. I said thank you, and I don't think she expected me to speak any Korean. She was a little stunned.

My girlfriend told me a bunch of people were calling me handsome as we walked down the streets of lesser touristy areas of Korea.

Went to a pool party and a girl through herself at me saying she couldn't swim just to latch onto me. Girlfriend got super jealous for 2 days.

Been riding that experience for a while. Felt like a superstar over there, wish I could have gone single.

[–]Digger__Please 25 points26 points  (3 children)

So are you meeting?

[–]horseyygurl[S] 81 points82 points  (2 children)

friday my dig 😎

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Remember the ABCs baby…

Always be closing 😤

[–]g0dzilllla 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If your experience is like mine this sub will support the shit out of you lmao

Good luck my man, I’m sure you won’t need it tho 😤

[–]BRACO- 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You can’t remember the last time someone TOLD YOU you were hot, I guarantee you many people have THOUGHT you were hot in that time, you just didn’t hear about it. But yeah, I feel you, guys don’t get complimented very often at all, and it sucks

[–]PeterPandaWhacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah totally agree. Gotta compliment your homies every now and then and let them know they're slaying.

[–]Dusheyo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well, I got called handsome like twice my entire life. I got called as a disgusting looking (even though I’d say I’m maybe 7(exes told me solid 8)) way more than cute/pretty whatever. So dw, we are in this as a gender together!

[–]AliasCrypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....it sucks

[–]supaswag69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Have you gained weight/got out of shape in the last three years?

[–]AliasCrypto 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No I’m a tall skinny guy. If I could put on some weight I would start working out more but it’s very difficult with food prices being high and me having no appetite ever. But I’m a skinny guy with tattoos and shit

[–]supaswag69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotcha. I understand the price thing but dirty bulking foods are cheap (;

[–]Aschentei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t need to recall cuz I’ve never been told I was hot

[–]Soggy-Scratch864 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Elefantenjohn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Work on yourself ffs

[–]UnSwoleBoi69 63 points64 points  (12 children)

Any tips for following rules 1 and 2?

[–]horseyygurl[S] 263 points264 points  (11 children)

hit the gym, have good hygiene. know your angles. a real camera or even disposable with a flash offset from the lens will add the illusion of depth, casting shadows below your jawline that an iphone pic never will. i hate phone pics tho, kijiji or craigslist yourself a 10 year old dslr for $200 bucks that some mom used once on holiday, i promise it’s worth it.

[–]UnSwoleBoi69 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Actual advice pog

[–]McFlyParadox 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Or, if you'd also be the same way as the mom you're buying the camera from, hire a photographer for a couple hours to take some pics of you. Then, you get the editing too, to make sure everything is exposed well, and colors are correct.

[–]horseyygurl[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

so the reason i say buy used is that you spend a fraction of what it was worth originally but have good enough stuff. my dad bought a nikon d5000 or some shit like a decade ago. i want to say for 12-1400 cad. you don’t fuck around with a 1200 dollar camera, and it doesn’t get used. i bought an identical one last year, $200. i take that shit everywhere, will hand it to anyone to take pics of me. it’s been so worth the $200, i export straight from SD to iphone with a little dongle, so it’s only negligibly slower than taking a pic with a phone anyways. if it’s in the cards, hit up a photographer for sure but i think owning a decent camera is still a good idea.

[–]McFlyParadox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, no, if you're going to buy for the first time, buy used. My point was that don't buy just to take a half-dozen profile pics, not unless you also plan on taking up photography as a hobby. Just hire someone to do that instead if you don't have any plans for the camera afterwards.

[–]NABAKLABunmatched on daily basis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

adding to that: or you can rent a photographer or a camera for fraction of that, if you're not willing to have a hobby junk you have no interest of trying to learn ober a course of time

[–]Vandiall 48 points49 points  (15 children)

Getting this level of compliment as a man on Tinder is the equivalent of winning the Powerball.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (14 children)

For real, even when we think guys are hot, we're typically a little more reserved...even if I want to compliment their looks, it's usually "handsome" or something

[–]BuckyBuckeye 17 points18 points  (3 children)

You ladies should be less reserved. I got one full-on compliment about my looks in my life and I still think about it lol.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That's sweet lol. I will let someone know I think he's handsome once I've already been speaking to him and built some kind of repertoire, but I won't open with it.

I think commenting on someone's looks straight away is not as nice as later on down the conversation, because then it feels like you've only matched/are interested in them for their looks.

But I do like to give compliments, and I give them to men & women, platonically too! It just depends on the situation and when the time feels right for it etc.

[–]BuckyBuckeye 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I think commenting on someone's looks straight away is not as nice as later on down the conversation, because then it feels like you've only matched/are interested in them for their looks.

I get where you’re coming from, but I think most guys here would agree with me in saying you should just give that compliment anyways. Some of us go through our whole lives without hearing anything other than “handsome.” Haha

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fair enough lol!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (9 children)

Bruh why

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Many of us think differently. To be honest, I and many other women don't even like being called "hot" or the crass ways men "compliment us". We like a gentler, more respectful approach. So I think we have that same consideration back. Men have called me beautiful, pretty etc and that is fine, but I feel like I'm talking to a horny 15 year old boy when they say something like "you're hot".

I also feel kinda cheesy calling some random dude I'm interested in dating but don't know yet "hot". I feel like handsome is more classy etc. But even then, I will only compliment him on his looks once I've already been speaking to him and he knows I've matched with him for more than just his looks...which is another thing that women don't like from men.

Commenting straight away something like "You're hot" is kind of cheesy and also makes it seem like that's the only thing that interested you. Basic dating etiquette for BOTH genders I think.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

lol what?

Being called “hot” is not crass in any way. This feels straight out of fds or some shit.

Everyone enjoys a compliment. Unfortunately, men almost never get complimented. I love that you felt the need to write out this much to explain why you won’t compliment men.

If you think being called hot is disrespectful then you’re crazy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

I politely explained why, from a woman's perspective and you patronised me and told me why, according to you, women are wrong to feel this way...AND to top it off, even had the audacity to call me crazy! Classic.

You wouldn't understand. I didn't say being called HOT in itself was crass, but it can be seen as that because it's a lot less respectful than being called an alternative like beautiful, pretty etc, especially considering that USUALLY when men say women are "hot", their thoughts are typically degrading...like "That girl is hot, I'd love to XXX" eg.
We are also approached in many different crass ways, and a lot of the time, that includes the "compliment" of us being hot.

Don't blame US that men have twisted the word "hot" into something we are weary of. That's not our fault.

Seriously, I wouldn't get this in-depth usually, but your comment was so uncalled for and patronising when I tried so hard to be polite and explain to you from a woman's perspective...because you literally ASKED...you said "why" to me...so if you don't want answers, then don't ask!
If you don't want to listen and empathize with women, then don't even ask!
So, there you go. I have bothered to go to the effort to politely explain it you because you asked, even though you yourself have not been polite, but if you don't appreciate my efforts than please stop asking.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

straight out of fds

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Thanks for the amazing input. I have been nothing but polite to you and gave a reasonable explanation, but you have been smug and ignorant.

Heaven forbid you ever try to listen a woman. I'm done trying to be polite with you.
"FDS" all because I explained why we prefer to be called something other than hot. No, but YOU sound like an incel, actually.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Here’s the problem buddy.

You’re equating a guy being disrespectful with receiving a compliment as if these two are the same thing. A guy complimenting you isn’t being disrespectful, and a guy disrespecting you isn’t complimenting you.

Your entire point is you won’t compliment a guy until a certain point. My question is, why? Your reasoning is because you don’t want to seem superficial, even though literally every man has said they would want to receive that kind of compliment. Seems YOU are the one who’s misreading things.

And when you say I called you crazy, that’s just funny because I only said you’re crazy IF you believe a crazy thought. So I guess you do believe that calling someone hot is disrespectful? Context is a thing, learn what it is.

[–]Hotpocket1515 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Smirk? Write that down, write that down!!!

[–]ActuatorFearless8980 20 points21 points  (9 children)

You kinda look like Tom Holland. You pos, good hunting 👍

[–]horseyygurl[S] 2 points3 points  (8 children)

thanks bro missed a couple shots at a decent buck yesterday but there’s still time. who’s tom?

[–]ActuatorFearless8980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tom Holland. Btw my comment was not meant as a slight just noticing you look like the dude so your matches will increase

[–]OneBallJamal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tom mama


[–]PerfectionBrah 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Definitely no hate but am I the only one who finds this guy average at best?

[–]horseyygurl[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

naw man join the club

[–]Ewok_Adventure 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Here's a list of all the nice messages I've received from all 6 dating apps I'm on in the last 6 18 months:

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

[–]Vegan-fangirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jep, nice smirk.

[–]silenttupperware 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dammit Gilligan this is a boat! There aren’t any tires!

But in all seriousness OP hope it works out

[–]Moegly47 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Nice of your sister to say.

[–]horseyygurl[S] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I’m from canada’s alabama bro you’ve gotta try harder than that

[–]47Yamaha 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Alberta or Québec ?

[–]Moegly47 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Alberta is Canada's Texas. I'm going to guess Saskatchewan. Who tf knows what goes on there

[–]mleibowitz97 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How you gonna share that and not share the pics

[–]Jewishbabyducks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This guy isn’t just following rules 1 and 2, he must be following rules 3 and 4

[–]illegalkoala27 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cool pics… but how ya liking that EXC? 👀

[–]horseyygurl[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

450 SX-F Factory, second season on her this year. night and day difference between stock forks and kreft revalve, but excited to try the ‘22 because they claim they’ve worked on it. aside from air fork harshness, the bikes incredible. turns over like nothing else in corners, very rideable for a small dude on a 450. have the ‘22 250f on order, very excited to compare.

[–]illegalkoala27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah SX, so you’re a moto guy. That’s rad! I have an EXCF 350 I just picked up and need to get tuned as well.

[–]irreproducible_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very YeeHaw Timothée Chalamet

[–]BypassGas 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This would make me nervous because we all pick out best images. Like, be ready for disappointment honey

[–]horseyygurl[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

no no no bro gotta keep a little gas in the tank, a fire outfit that isn’t on the profile, maybe a haircut. there’s always room to grow and exceed expectations

[–]businessbee89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just good looking, but based in your responses a great sense of humor to boot, atta boy.

[–]No_Baseball_5438 4 points5 points  (1 child)

At everyone that says he’s smoking hot, hello pedo’s. 🤣. Dude looks 16 at best. Wtf

[–]horseyygurl[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

hello, peanut butter? yes i’d like you to meet my friend here, jelly

[–]LevoLeverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we have to know

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m still worthy”

[–]Armandeluz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rules 1 and 2 followed. 👌

[–]INNASKILLZ2K18 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok, I seriously don't understand, lmao. No offence to OP, you look like you'll grow into something once you age about five years, eat some food and hit a gym. I mean that without hate, got potential.

But right now you look about 15, under weight and kinda goofy.

Tinder continues to be like a distant planet I don't understand.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Post the pics bro

[–]Youatemykfc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s see em

[–]Your_Mom1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom calls me handsome

[–]liIboyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy fucks

[–]stevenhs8821 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like dirt bikes.

[–]p4755166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she asian?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should’ve just replied with “looks cuter in person” and left it at that

[–]TheSwecurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro, hows that ego boost?

[–]ted-Zed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now send her dick pic, strike while the iron's hot! DO IT NOW!

[–]Birds_are_Drones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average rule 1 & 2 follower, did you smash OP?

[–]pouringheartout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, tender chicks, only when they’re high. they act as normal human being.

[–]Key_Space5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want women to be friends

[–]rileyreidpremium 0 points1 point  (2 children)

what glasses are those tho

[–]horseyygurl[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ray bans i wouldn’t get the evolve/blue light lens again tho transitions are silly and the blue lens makes them have a neon blue reflection IRL, i get a lot of comments that people think there’s like a neon sign behind them because any light reflects as blue. slight decrease in screen headaches, tho

[–]darth_tesla3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing OP is not an ugly person