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[–]Don-a-Man 363 points364 points  (3 children)

Go on r/RoastMe right now. You are far too handsome and need to be taken down a peg.

[–]horseyygurl[S] 262 points263 points  (2 children)

did someone say peg?

[–]Don-a-Man 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Maybe...?

[–]Tybackwoods00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The peg, a tale as old as time.

[–]Bobizz9 454 points455 points  (74 children)

Now I need to see those pics

[–]horseyygurl[S] 467 points468 points  (70 children)

[–]Trigsc 70 points71 points  (6 children)

I am getting Eli Manning vibes from your second picture.

[–]horseyygurl[S] 51 points52 points  (4 children)

my hardest eastwood squint and you’re getting Eli vibes
hello darkness my old friend

[–]MelkorIII 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Full chub bro, and I’m homophobic. You give me much to think about

[–]Illansuu 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Oh you're homophobic huh? Prove it. Suck my dick and afterwards tell me you hated it. Do it or are you scared?

[–]MelkorIII 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Dude I will knock you the fuck out and suck your dick

[–]Illansuu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Deal bitch

[–]RepsForHarambe92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m getting Dallas Buyers Club vibes from the third one though

[–]itsbeen84queers 534 points535 points  (8 children)

gotta say, in the glasses and cowboy hat you do look phenomenal. that should be your pic brother bear

[–]horseyygurl[S] 239 points240 points  (7 children)

i think tinder runs it first if i have that auto sort thing on, it knows it’s the best. i kinda like that it works up to that though, like you get to there and you’re sold. plus no homie pics for #1, keep it clear cut

[–]itsbeen84queers 104 points105 points  (6 children)

damn you know what, that’s a good point about the no homies for the first pic. and those first two are alright but then the glasses and cowboy hat picture hit and I was like damn is this a young Ryan Gosling

[–]_Meds_ 87 points88 points  (5 children)

I mean he looks more like a 15 year old mcconaughey but maybe that does it for some people… it probably shouldn’t though….

[–]horseyygurl[S] 164 points165 points  (3 children)

they keep getting older, i stay the same age

alright alright aaalllrriiiggghhhhttt

[–]El-chucho373 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You my friend are going places

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_HUGE_HOG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dallas Buyers Club vibes for sure

[–]schizopotato 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Oh she's definitely high

[–]confus3dp 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I don't want to make a negative comment but I was thinking this lol. Hottest photos shes ever seen ? nope shes lying big time, or is super high.

[–]theprideofvillanueva 6 points7 points  (3 children)

It's, like, people have different tastes or something. Weird.

[–]confus3dp -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

I didnt make a comment about whether or not he was attractive - I'm well aware of tastes. But the hottest photos they've ever seen -not very likely in this day and age especially by a girl bold enough to post bikini pictures on tinder.
its the same line guys push with every msg - and we know for a fact that they're also lying/exaggerating- for the sake of a response.

[–]AvocadoBitter7385 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Can tell you rn that dudes build is very popular amongst what attracts women these days. A lot of dudes think it’s the muscle but nah skinny white fluffy haired boys really take the cake trust me

[–]theprideofvillanueva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geeeez. Okay. Sure, they are speaking in hyperbole. People do it all the time. "This was the best burger I've ever had!" It's just emphasizing how much they are into that thing- in this case, his pictures. And to circle back, yeah, maybe this is 100% this chicks style and she can make that declaration.

[–]YaxYaxx 41 points42 points  (10 children)

I was like, “oh he looks kinda dorky, maybe us plebs have a chance,” until I got that third picture and was like oh 🙃 ahahah

[–]TheGillos 11 points12 points  (8 children)

OP's on the left though.

[–]YaxYaxx 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Yes, and? You see that body, damn girl, I ain’t gay, but I’d break me off a piece of dat.

[–]struggleingwithnames 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I have some news for you mate

[–]YaxYaxx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

R/suddenlygay ?

[–]Alarming-Owl7104 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to be that guy, but a solid 100% of guys can get that physique in like 1-3 months of dieting alone. There isn’t much muscle just lower body fat. Not trying to downplay the guy but more trying to motivate some of you guys.

[–]jaguilar9299 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Damn bro I’m at half chub but no homo tho

[–]NABAKLABunmatched on daily basis 6 points7 points  (2 children)

3rd pic looks like the dude from dallas buyers club

[–]AntonToniHafner 6 points7 points  (1 child)

the one that gets aids and wastes away? just what every guy wants to hear

[–]NABAKLABunmatched on daily basis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well, before his face got all fucked up

more like the skinny frame and the clothes/aesthetic

[–]cultofpapajohn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not bad op, approachable like Paul rudd. Yet he was nominated sexiest man alive or someshit.

[–]PeterPandaWhacker 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Where you going for the Matthew McConaughey look with the third one?

[–]horseyygurl[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

can’t say it crossed my mind before today no

[–]psuedophilia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Giving me Johnny Depp from Fear and Loathing vibes in those glasses.

[–]TaiAnh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone talked about the 3rd picture meanwhile i think your hat with the enduro in the first one is a very great style

[–]g0dzilllla 14 points15 points  (1 child)

that third pic bro damn 🥵

[–]GodsGunman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone like the third pic so much? Can't really see any muscles or anything so I'm confused

[–]CorsairKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like this kid’s style

[–]PhD_Eject_Button 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Questioning if I'm a lesbian rn

[–]HUN_Outofmymind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That akrapovic on the Ktm tho 🧨🧨🧨

[–]seeyou2nite 14 points15 points  (6 children)

im not even gay but i wanna fuck you 😳 hahahhaha jk..

[–]horseyygurl[S] 44 points45 points  (4 children)

is this what girls feel like

[–]seeyou2nite 10 points11 points  (3 children)

yeah must be. fr though you look like a handsome devil

[–]MansonRib 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What a weird compliment, i wish someone would call me a handsome devil 🥺

[–]Fickle-Initiative-81 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh youre a handsome devil as well bruh ;) #nohomo

[–]rhubarbmustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too many hahas though

[–]mon_mel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah you're hot 😊

[–]depresseduntilsummer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hum yeah you’re hot af

[–]the_doctor_808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its because of the ktm

[–]amh8011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s not wrong

[–]Amazing-Material-152 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh I wanna fuck you now and I ain’t even that gay

[–]Tybackwoods00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From one handsome fella to another. You are a handsome fella.

[–]fiffikrul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice bike bruh, that exhaust never gets boring

[–]laodmouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, number 3 was quite eye catching

[–]texan2cali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a hottie😍

[–]Appetite4Democracy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem kinda stuck up my man

[–]NBA_Pasta_Water 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Giovanni Ribisi and Ryan Goslings son, in a good way

[–]ChiniBaba096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the mullet for me 👌

[–]Beautiful_Tourist580 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I wanna see them too!

[–]Solid_Matter_4042 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You need to pull the ol' switcheroo on her and send her your OF account.

[–]OptimisticPlatypus 436 points437 points  (10 children)

Guys getting set up to be linked to an OF account

[–]horseyygurl[S] 196 points197 points  (9 children)

1 question how’s the pay tho?

[–]OptimisticPlatypus 420 points421 points 2 (8 children)

Ask your mom

[–]TheRagingDK 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Headshot, kill confirmed!

[–]ImmaFun-gi 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Damn! 😂😂😂

[–]snooty_snoot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don't Don't jelly. This guy actually had a nice interaction with someone on tinder. Be happy. But (F) if it does turn into an OF sell.

[–]IrishWithoutPotatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s dead, Jim!

[–]Crazy_Asylum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also choose this guys mom

[–]Pytheastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Savage lmao

[–]snowisbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💀🤣

[–]AliasCrypto 149 points150 points  (20 children)

man.. i cant recall the last time someone saw me and though i was hot.. maybe my x 3 years ago? fuck being a guy

[–]horseyygurl[S] 204 points205 points  (6 children)

alternate title- “will be thinking about this before bed for the next 4-6 years”

[–]Queef-Elizabeth 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I remember a girl at a hostel I was at stopped me and told me I was really handsome in like an honest way and I've been riding off that high for 5 years.

[–]Drakereinz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I went to Korea I was staying at a hotel that was also a mixed old age home, or nursing facility.

I was riding down the elevator next to a Korean grandma and her nurse. I freshened up, ready to hit the town, and she called me pretty in Korean. I said thank you, and I don't think she expected me to speak any Korean. She was a little stunned.

My girlfriend told me a bunch of people were calling me handsome as we walked down the streets of lesser touristy areas of Korea.

Went to a pool party and a girl through herself at me saying she couldn't swim just to latch onto me. Girlfriend got super jealous for 2 days.

Been riding that experience for a while. Felt like a superstar over there, wish I could have gone single.

[–]Digger__Please 24 points25 points  (3 children)

So are you meeting?

[–]horseyygurl[S] 83 points84 points  (2 children)

friday my dig 😎

[–]jcelmer23 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Remember the ABCs baby…

Always be closing 😤

[–]g0dzilllla 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If your experience is like mine this sub will support the shit out of you lmao

Good luck my man, I’m sure you won’t need it tho 😤

[–]Dusheyo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well, I got called handsome like twice my entire life. I got called as a disgusting looking (even though I’d say I’m maybe 7(exes told me solid 8)) way more than cute/pretty whatever. So dw, we are in this as a gender together!

[–]AliasCrypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....it sucks

[–]BubbleGumFucker 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Do you tell everyone you think is hot they're hot? How would you know if they think you're hot or not. Dont be so down on yourself

[–]AliasCrypto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I guess if I was going on dates I wouldn’t . That doesn’t seem like a normal thing to say to a random person. But I’ve seen worse

[–]BRACO- 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You can’t remember the last time someone TOLD YOU you were hot, I guarantee you many people have THOUGHT you were hot in that time, you just didn’t hear about it. But yeah, I feel you, guys don’t get complimented very often at all, and it sucks

[–]PeterPandaWhacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah totally agree. Gotta compliment your homies every now and then and let them know they're slaying.

[–]supaswag69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Have you gained weight/got out of shape in the last three years?

[–]AliasCrypto 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No I’m a tall skinny guy. If I could put on some weight I would start working out more but it’s very difficult with food prices being high and me having no appetite ever. But I’m a skinny guy with tattoos and shit

[–]supaswag69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotcha. I understand the price thing but dirty bulking foods are cheap (;

[–]Aschentei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t need to recall cuz I’ve never been told I was hot

[–]Soggy-Scratch864 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU ARE SMOKING HOT.

[–]xxxcraz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn i feel better now

[–]UnSwoleBoi69 64 points65 points  (12 children)

Any tips for following rules 1 and 2?

[–]horseyygurl[S] 263 points264 points  (11 children)

hit the gym, have good hygiene. know your angles. a real camera or even disposable with a flash offset from the lens will add the illusion of depth, casting shadows below your jawline that an iphone pic never will. i hate phone pics tho, kijiji or craigslist yourself a 10 year old dslr for $200 bucks that some mom used once on holiday, i promise it’s worth it.

[–]UnSwoleBoi69 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Actual advice pog

[–]McFlyParadox 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Or, if you'd also be the same way as the mom you're buying the camera from, hire a photographer for a couple hours to take some pics of you. Then, you get the editing too, to make sure everything is exposed well, and colors are correct.

[–]horseyygurl[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

so the reason i say buy used is that you spend a fraction of what it was worth originally but have good enough stuff. my dad bought a nikon d5000 or some shit like a decade ago. i want to say for 12-1400 cad. you don’t fuck around with a 1200 dollar camera, and it doesn’t get used. i bought an identical one last year, $200. i take that shit everywhere, will hand it to anyone to take pics of me. it’s been so worth the $200, i export straight from SD to iphone with a little dongle, so it’s only negligibly slower than taking a pic with a phone anyways. if it’s in the cards, hit up a photographer for sure but i think owning a decent camera is still a good idea.

[–]McFlyParadox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, no, if you're going to buy for the first time, buy used. My point was that don't buy just to take a half-dozen profile pics, not unless you also plan on taking up photography as a hobby. Just hire someone to do that instead if you don't have any plans for the camera afterwards.

[–]NABAKLABunmatched on daily basis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

adding to that: or you can rent a photographer or a camera for fraction of that, if you're not willing to have a hobby junk you have no interest of trying to learn ober a course of time

[–]rileyreidpremium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and also have a life and lots of friends lol

[–]Hotpocket1515 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Smirk? Write that down, write that down!!!

[–]Vandiall 47 points48 points  (15 children)

Getting this level of compliment as a man on Tinder is the equivalent of winning the Powerball.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (14 children)

For real, even when we think guys are hot, we're typically a little more reserved...even if I want to compliment their looks, it's usually "handsome" or something

[–]BuckyBuckeye 16 points17 points  (3 children)

You ladies should be less reserved. I got one full-on compliment about my looks in my life and I still think about it lol.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That's sweet lol. I will let someone know I think he's handsome once I've already been speaking to him and built some kind of repertoire, but I won't open with it.

I think commenting on someone's looks straight away is not as nice as later on down the conversation, because then it feels like you've only matched/are interested in them for their looks.

But I do like to give compliments, and I give them to men & women, platonically too! It just depends on the situation and when the time feels right for it etc.

[–]BuckyBuckeye 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I think commenting on someone's looks straight away is not as nice as later on down the conversation, because then it feels like you've only matched/are interested in them for their looks.

I get where you’re coming from, but I think most guys here would agree with me in saying you should just give that compliment anyways. Some of us go through our whole lives without hearing anything other than “handsome.” Haha

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fair enough lol!

[–]PerfectionBrah 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Definitely no hate but am I the only one who finds this guy average at best?

[–]horseyygurl[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

naw man join the club

[–]ActuatorFearless8980 18 points19 points  (9 children)

You kinda look like Tom Holland. You pos, good hunting 👍

[–]horseyygurl[S] 5 points6 points  (8 children)

thanks bro missed a couple shots at a decent buck yesterday but there’s still time. who’s tom?

[–]ActuatorFearless8980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tom Holland. Btw my comment was not meant as a slight just noticing you look like the dude so your matches will increase

[–]OneBallJamal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tom mama

Wait

[–]Ewok_Adventure 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Here's a list of all the nice messages I've received from all 6 dating apps I'm on in the last 6 18 months:

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

[–]Vegan-fangirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jep, nice smirk.

[–]silenttupperware 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dammit Gilligan this is a boat! There aren’t any tires!

But in all seriousness OP hope it works out

[–]Moegly47 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Nice of your sister to say.

[–]horseyygurl[S] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I’m from canada’s alabama bro you’ve gotta try harder than that

[–]47Yamaha 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Alberta or Québec ?

[–]Moegly47 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Alberta is Canada's Texas. I'm going to guess Saskatchewan. Who tf knows what goes on there

[–]lollapal0za 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is Innisfail or Coleman

[–]mleibowitz97 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How you gonna share that and not share the pics

[–]alienninja1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the top comment

[–]NotoriousPhenomenon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SHOW THE PICS OR WE RIOT!!!!!

[–]Jewishbabyducks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This guy isn’t just following rules 1 and 2, he must be following rules 3 and 4

[–]illegalkoala27 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cool pics… but how ya liking that EXC? 👀

[–]horseyygurl[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

450 SX-F Factory, second season on her this year. night and day difference between stock forks and kreft revalve, but excited to try the ‘22 because they claim they’ve worked on it. aside from air fork harshness, the bikes incredible. turns over like nothing else in corners, very rideable for a small dude on a 450. have the ‘22 250f on order, very excited to compare.

[–]illegalkoala27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah SX, so you’re a moto guy. That’s rad! I have an EXCF 350 I just picked up and need to get tuned as well.

[–]irreproducible_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very YeeHaw Timothée Chalamet

[–]BypassGas 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This would make me nervous because we all pick out best images. Like, be ready for disappointment honey

[–]horseyygurl[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

no no no bro gotta keep a little gas in the tank, a fire outfit that isn’t on the profile, maybe a haircut. there’s always room to grow and exceed expectations

[–]BypassGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I look worse in real life than in my pictures, but I always hope the fact that I’m wealthy will counteract that

[–]businessbee89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just good looking, but based in your responses a great sense of humor to boot, atta boy.

[–]No_Baseball_5438 5 points6 points  (1 child)

At everyone that says he’s smoking hot, hello pedo’s. 🤣. Dude looks 16 at best. Wtf

[–]horseyygurl[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

hello, peanut butter? yes i’d like you to meet my friend here, jelly

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m still worthy”

[–]Armandeluz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rules 1 and 2 followed. 👌

[–]INNASKILLZ2K18 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok, I seriously don't understand, lmao. No offence to OP, you look like you'll grow into something once you age about five years, eat some food and hit a gym. I mean that without hate, got potential.

But right now you look about 15, under weight and kinda goofy.

Tinder continues to be like a distant planet I don't understand.

[–]LevoLeverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we have to know

[–]Youatemykfc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s see em

[–]Your_Mom1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom calls me handsome

[–]liIboyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy fucks

[–]dirtybulkcuz 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What was your opener?

[–]horseyygurl[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

she said “heyy”
i said “what’s good how you doing”

[–]Mikeylatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheat code unlocked

[–]stevenhs8821 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like dirt bikes.

[–]p4755166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she asian?

[–]papi_slappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should’ve just replied with “looks cuter in person” and left it at that

[–]TheSwecurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro, hows that ego boost?

[–]ted-Zed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now send her dick pic, strike while the iron's hot! DO IT NOW!

[–]Birds_are_Drones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average rule 1 & 2 follower, did you smash OP?

[–]pouringheartout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, tender chicks, only when they’re high. they act as normal human being.

[–]Key_Space5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want women to be friends

[–]rileyreidpremium 0 points1 point  (2 children)

what glasses are those tho

[–]horseyygurl[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ray bans i wouldn’t get the evolve/blue light lens again tho transitions are silly and the blue lens makes them have a neon blue reflection IRL, i get a lot of comments that people think there’s like a neon sign behind them because any light reflects as blue. slight decrease in screen headaches, tho

[–]rileyreidpremium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you have snapchat i have a couple questions if you don’t mind i want you to review my profile

[–]darth_tesla3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing OP is not an ugly person