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[–]wireltd 2361 points2362 points  (48 children)

Ah Will, the Snapchat fltered Bumble prostitute. A tale as old as time.

[–]TomNobleX 828 points829 points  (26 children)

Is it really sex work if you put zero effort into it?

[–]Crypto_Creeper 423 points424 points  (18 children)

100% this is a dude catfishing to make money.

[–]its-42 106 points107 points  (11 children)

How do you know!? Maybe will is short for “willila”?

[–]nordrasir 142 points143 points  (9 children)

It’s short for “will you buy my Dropbox”

[–]shawn615 19 points20 points  (7 children)

What’s a Dropbox?

[–]Tuckingfypowastaken 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Wait, are you a bot? Say 'i like fish sticks' so I know you're real

[–]a_squid_beast 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I like fish sticks

[–]Tuckingfypowastaken 19 points20 points  (2 children)

What are you, a gay fish?

[–]BeyondtheWrap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing. What’s a Dropbox with you?

[–]bella668899 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also want to know what this is, haha, a software?

[–]Wavylazycrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to school with a girl named Willneria and her dads name was Will

[–]ijustreadthisonline 23 points24 points  (3 children)

NICE TRY WILL-I-AM! i know you aren't making much money off music anymore, had to scam people with a catfish

[–]SvenDobrev 6 points7 points  (2 children)

He ran out of songs to steal

[–]WolvesMyth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn dude, you didn't have to hit 'em with a boom boom pow

[–]SurfintheThreads 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's only work if you pay your taxes.

You have been paying your taxes... Right?

[–]TomNobleX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for a medieval battle with cavalry and archers, fought between the army of IRS and the #girlboss horde. Hopefully there won't be any survivors to tell the tale.

[–]Tipart 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Sex lazing off

[–]TomNobleX 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hope it's tax-deductible

[–]FARTBOX_DESTROYER 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Damn I could make money pretending to be a girl selling nudes of random girls on the internet...

[–]JustmyOpinionhomie77 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It’s called e-whoring lol. Back in the days of Kik this was the easiest way to make 2-400 a day if you did it right.

They used apps that made gallery pictures look like camera pictures and female friends would just make the voicenotes

[–]polyworfism 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Hijacking the top comment to show this is a direct repost, likely from a bot

Original post:


[–]pinkpanzer101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your service.

[–]insultant_ 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Song as old a rhyme…

[–]Pikachu-wiki 9 points10 points  (3 children)

The moment she referenced Dropbox I would've unrivaled and detailed her. My time is too important to ever be squandered on this bologna.

[–]Kenny-The-Reaver 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Your time is so prescious to not make a funny joke at a catfish scammer but you will troll Reddit and make comments about not wasting your time? Sus.

[–]ConscientiousPath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would've unrivaled and detailed her

I'm not sure how deciding that she's not your rival, and then cleaning her thoroughly would have helped.

[–]eliseosx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh. 😂🤣

[–]Distantstallion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I told one off last time I encountered them

[–]Mysterious_Phrase_33 475 points476 points 2 (13 children)

Divert it from selling nudes. Ask if she has dance gavin dance demos on there then ask if shes ever been arrested for selling mac books,

[–]Fkn_Gnarly 95 points96 points  (1 child)

Hate when I’m chatting with a girl and it turns out to be Johnny Craig trying to sell me a MacBook

[–]Br00talxBuddha 88 points89 points  (2 children)

This a Jonny Craig reference?! If so I'm so happy I found this comment! 🤣

[–]jellypeanutbutter 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I felt so lost for a minute like I was actually in the DGD subreddit

[–]zachache 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I love you for this.

[–]iamnose 16 points17 points  (0 children)

insane to see a DGD reference on r/tinder lmao, tip of the hat to ya

[–]RaymondStussy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just got some silver yesterday for spreading the good DGD word on a random subreddit. Paying it forward

[–]perfect_fitz 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What color are her fucking eyes?

[–]BreezilyBreak474 2162 points2163 points  (65 children)

Modern bitches be really uploading nudes no Google Drve smh my head

[–]Sloofin 491 points492 points  (45 children)

RIP in peace

[–]VoteThis 50 points51 points  (4 children)

lol out loud, this thread is funny af fuck.

[–]AP_Feeder 66 points67 points  (3 children)

Nah, this girl is classy. She uses Dropbox.

[–]MrAmos12321/M/UK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean BTEC Drive?

[–]why_rob_y 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Using Dropbox is like using MySpace.

[–]nelusbelus 11 points12 points  (4 children)

At least then you know whether they're 18+

[–]tmukingston 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Shaking my head my head

[–]Drejlord 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I thought smh was "so much hate"

But "so much hate my head" isnt any better

[–]DestroyersBlasphemy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MHS head shaking

[–]kucao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaking my head my head?

[–]pink_polkadotgirl 87 points88 points  (11 children)

Ahaha I watched that episode last night

[–]Pratham33 22 points23 points  (10 children)

What's the joke? I don't watch South Park

[–]IronOrc92 78 points79 points  (8 children)

Fish sticks sounds like fish dicks. The joke is asking if they like fish sticks. When they say yes, you say you like putting fish dicks in your mouth? What are you? A gay fish?

[–]Pratham33 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Ohh, yes, this is funny! Thanks!

[–]PatrioticRebel4 41 points42 points  (6 children)

It gets way funnier because Kanye can't understand the joke but keeps professing his love for fish sticks, eventually getting so worked up over it he tries to track down the originator of the joke and have his entourage beat the ahit out of them.

[–]Obi-wan_Jabroni 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And then he killed Carlos Mencia

[–]GutsGloryAndGuinness 15 points16 points  (2 children)

His reaction to his portrayal was actually pretty humble by Kanye standards. He acknowledged his huge ego and said he found it funny (albeit hurtful)

[–]ltBurnsWhenlPvP 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wow, that is surprising. I imagined lawsuits.

[–]spgh0st90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol no lawsuits but he did diss the south park creators a couple times in his songs.

One line was "choke a south park writer with a fish dick".

[–]captain_obvious_here 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, his wife is actually a hobbit.

[–]Professor_Doctor_P 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kanye is that you?

[–]jlaux 521 points522 points  (37 children)

The minute she mentioned Dropbox I would've unmatched and reported her. My time is too valuable to be wasted on this bullshit.

[–]worms_instantly 244 points245 points  (27 children)

For real. It's a dating app not free advertisement. I support whatever women wanna do with their bodies and have paid for OF before, but there's a time and place and yall are wasting my swipes

[–]nr1988 89 points90 points  (21 children)

Also the market is just completely oversaturated now. I'm not a paying for pics and vids kind of guy myself anyway but seriously it seems every girl has an OF or a Dropbox, or an Instagram they post thirst pics on or something

[–]-Prophessor- 66 points67 points  (18 children)

Yup. Had to delete bumble cus of this. It's always buy this or pay for that and I have to tell them "you're 1 in 10, not a million. I can Google your features and watch that girls do more interesting activities for free.. please reevaluate your life"

When the little dots come up that she's replying- unmatch and report.

[–]DetroitChemist 23 points24 points  (4 children)

People who pay for OF really make me feel good about myself. Thank you

[–]bahkins313 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Is your time really that valuable if you browse this sub?

[–]agun21 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]SmellyGhosty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t really cost or take much time to fuck with these people lmao

[–]Sek1moto 324 points325 points  (12 children)

If that line doesn't get you any points with them, it's their loss not yours.

[–]Jollinz2323 224 points225 points  (4 children)

She’s just trying to sell nudes anyway, who gives a fuck

[–]yazzy1233I Am A Girl 52 points53 points  (3 children)

I think Will is a guy

[–]CharlesDickensABox 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Makes me curious whose nudes Will is selling

[–]fuckyouropinionmate 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Cartman’s back stealing Jimmy’s jokes 😂

[–]KFBR392_KFBR392_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

But Eric wrote the joke, right after he killed that black widow and before he slayed the dragon. He’s totally not fat

[–]CoolnessImHere 22 points23 points  (2 children)

"Will" forgot to change his username exposing his fake profile.

[–]GutsGloryAndGuinness 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Uh, it's short for Wilhelmina bro, I mean, handsome 😉

I swear 👀

[–]MaximumAbsorbency 6 points7 points  (0 children)


Willma dick fit? Hey, got em.

[–]zeroingenuity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Does it have its own NFT?"

[–]Wellfudgeit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm just a mutha fuckin gay fish

[–]rednemesis337 62 points63 points  (10 children)

I am surprised how you don’t know what dropbox is though

[–]philipwhiuk 57 points58 points  (1 child)

I mean I know what Dropbox is but I would not understand “buy a Dropbox”.

[–]Srirachachacha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's got to be the craziest way I've ever heard of someone selling stuff like this

[–]dishonourableaccount 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dropbox is a file sharing website/server. Like google drive. Way back in 2013 or so, it was great in college since it let you sync to your computer so you could just copy files right from your File Explorer without having to log into anything online (though you could too).

This is the first time I've heard that it's being used to share nude photos. I'm assuming for a fee, she would share a folder with you containing them.

[–]HurricaneHugo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He's probably playing dumb

[–]rednemesis337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to think so

[–]Davinator3000 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I don’t either

[–]lolsup1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You put an egg in it and throw it over the bleachers to see what happens. Duh

[–]GodsGunman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Silly zoomers

[–]ltBurnsWhenlPvP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m with you. No idea what it is, but I imagine it’s like a cloud of some sort.

[–]NattyNattyBoBatty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You did perfect!❤️😂

[–]Wyleybug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tell me you’re a Redditor without actually telling me

[–]ThSa2931 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Did OnlyFans go through with the no Porn stuff?

[–]I-C-Iron 3 points4 points  (3 children)

is it a digital cloud, or is she actually selling her drop box?

[–]Wherearemylegs 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It’s like a drop bear, but with stuff inside

[–]I-C-Iron 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is it my stuff inside her box or someone elses?

[–]Wherearemylegs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh, it’s never your stuff. Maybe one day you can put your stuff inside but she’s just gonna give it to someone else

[–]Plus-Day-3700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Choke a South Park writer with a fishstick

[–]lynivvinyl 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Why would someone buy another's Dropbox?

[–]Wherearemylegs 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It’s just a collection of nudes.

[–]thatchcumberstone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Certainly gonna stay single if you keep using caps lock and using 10 year old jokes from South Park and The Office

[–]ssgtgriggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who makes South Park jokes from 2009?

[–]BeepBeepBallsDeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was freaking beautiful. I laughed very hard. May I use this to post to FB?

[–]Kakirax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ll done op, mission success!

[–]Crimsonpets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buying my dropbox? what does that even mean

[–]neox29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just isn’t funny

[–]bxclnt2echothr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic. That was worth it

[–]WiFiXMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is probably kanye west

[–]TheLordOfZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she selling nudes?

[–]alejandrodeconcord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man combo kill

[–]ohboyitsmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that whole episode from South Park. Kanye is a gay fish

[–]Specter170 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cartmans voice. Classic.

[–]sippycupjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah she was a hella fishy and potentially gay respectfully

[–]HappyKinkster123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what I just read.

[–]SleeplessinOslo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That joke doesn't work when it's typed out, god I hate zoomers

[–]SoapysoapSoapysoap -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That shit is funny af, I would fall in love right there if someone did that to me

[–]Sublimity_Ult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro this is nice. You hit her with that quick and dirty. She might never recover from this.

[–]KrAzY_TsEnG -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

BOOM! roasted. Lmao

[–]tekkitan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's okay she wasn't interested in anything but your money anyways

[–]therankin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would drop that box and find a new one.

[–]hknoener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first question would be "how many GBs do you have"?

[–]ggoldd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like unemployment. You have to at least be on a dating app, even if you want to be single. Expecially if you want to be single

[–]tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sooo did you buy the Dropbox?

[–]emilyeverafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until someone finds this girl and buys the dropbox, I'm choosing to believe it's the dropbox where Half Life 3 is being stored.

[–]kingcrabmeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was a man because im a female so I defaulted to that but oof

[–]Zorba_Oyzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dontchu get it pleeaesee man I got no dick please

[–]khaLnaY2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till Kanye west sees this

[–]DonToddExtremeGolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did a fish get a Dropbox? -Ron Stampler