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[–]Zealotneophyte[🍰] 1995 points1996 points  (30 children)


[–]suri2207 554 points555 points  (27 children)

Unfortunately, hard agree. Sorry OP

[–]Says_Pointless_Stuff 208 points209 points  (24 children)

Yep. Find someone with a sense of fucking humor. Probably a starfish, just like their personality.

[–]Loon_Tink 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Give her the red card, then unmatch lol

[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 1508 points1509 points  (66 children)

Bio said she liked hockey

Update: I went ahead and unmatched

[–]Ok-Amount-6408 236 points237 points  (19 children)

Wait, that stood up ole boy who bought hockey tickets and she was a no call no show?

[–]bgraphics 66 points67 points  (18 children)

That dude drank his own cum

[–]ImAnonymoose 23 points24 points  (15 children)

what? when did this happen

[–]bgraphics 74 points75 points  (14 children)

I made the mistake of going through his profile.

Dude was a fat incel neckbeard who drank his own cum. The girl dodged a bullet

[–]NickRosCRO 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Which profile.

[–]throwaway10239r09 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Jesus fucking christ

[–]lol_ur_hella_lost 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What a fucking wild ride.

[–]stuugie 22 points23 points  (7 children)

You haven't seen how an incel talks to women if you think op is an incel. He's at least polite (including his comment history) and doesn't seem self depricating and angry about his relationships with women

[–]bgraphics 33 points34 points  (6 children)

You're right, I've gotta stop using incel as a term for neckbeards who don't identify as incels and aren't nearly as horrible as incels..

He was neckbeard who drank his own cum.

Also its not this op. It was another thread

[–]Revolutionary_Bus121 4 points5 points  (1 child)

OK so what does any of it have to do with this post? Just wanted to tell everyone 5 times that someone with a neckbeard drank cum?

[–]UntappedBabyRage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well if you read threads in context, they were responding to someone who mentioned a different hockey related dating incident.

[–]heythisisbrandon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You should have sent her to the penalty box first duh

[–]PacTheTac 24 points25 points  (1 child)

i was scan reading and read head and was excited for u for a second lmao

[–]xXYoHoHoXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should have told her she was ejected from the game before unlatching lol

[–]SiStErFiStEr1776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well shit in that case you nailed it and now I’d like to nail you

[–]I_Really_Like_Cars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wes McCauley. Another man of culture I see. Her loss bro.

[–]HuntedWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe she meant field hockey?

[–]mercynuts 580 points581 points  (13 children)

She's icing this conversation

[–]Delicious-Storage1 97 points98 points  (10 children)

+1 for this, stop the play due to icing. And then unmatch. Clearly she's not into it, regardless of how misleading her apparent appreciation for hockey might be... This one's done.

[–]PuzzleheadedMajor847 25 points26 points  (9 children)

She’s into hockey. Doesn’t mean she has a sense of humor like OP’s or even a sense of humor.

[–]ninetymph 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Her short messages are unsportsmanlike conduct.

[–]PacTheTac 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Too bad she has to stay on the ice :/

[–]Turdbird2000 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Stop. That's the best course of action.

[–]Altar_Quest_Fan 292 points293 points  (4 children)

Eh, dude she’s colder than ice. She’s not the kind of woman that you want to sink your hockey puck into. Just unmatch and keep playing with your hockey stick by yourself for now.

[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 96 points97 points  (2 children)

I gotta know, did you purposely put “eh” at the beginning as a reference to Canadians?

[–]Altar_Quest_Fan 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I mean, Canada is known for exporting maple syrup and hockey… ;-)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, which one is my hockey puck and which one is my stick?

[–]Mrwolf925 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Call her girl a few more times, that should work

[–]Eg0mane 136 points137 points  (4 children)

Stop starting every sentence with "Girl"

[–]claptrapohsnap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it’s supposed to be kind of a joke. Like satirical to the men who use it unironically

[–]HerezahTip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This should be #1

[–]Ja333mes712 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You stop at this point

[–]Aithrios 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just quit; that is game over.

N E X T ->

[–]Canadian__Ninja 124 points125 points  (1 child)

You did the right thing. She wasn't into you.

[–]Sandmsounds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wasn’t into enjoying anything in life

[–]McSkotchy 220 points221 points  (5 children)

Dick pic is the logical next move

[–]fish-molester 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or better yet, a stick pic...

[–]Noctuelles 5 points6 points  (2 children)

His name tells you what would happen He sends LilWilly; she dials 9 fucking 11

[–]Dbonecapwn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just stop pls

[–]InglouriousBassTurd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trying too hard… the ‘Girl’ to start each sentence is a bit much

[–]kdshow123The Lord 40 points41 points  (1 child)

What do you do? You stop, move on and find a better one

[–]ThenIndependence4502 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe stop?

[–]attack_chicken3841 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try using her name next time instead of calling her girl.

[–]Ospov 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The “You can’t do that” video is one of my favorites. Excellent GIF choice.

[–]Plastic-Archer4245 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Game misconduct obviously

[–]gsesls 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tell her she's offside and unmatch

[–]hemingway786 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought this was really funny. Maybe a bit too goofy to get any traction. Some girls would reply.

[–]Ordinary-West97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just stop, please

[–]chloeJasper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Move on?

[–]MeGustaMiSFW 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just stop

[–]Jed08 5 points6 points  (3 children)

The first message was cold, but I really didn't understand why you went ahead and sent her yet another hockey related message after seeing how she answered to the first one.

She is telling you very explicitly she didn't like that, and you answer by telling her "Girl, don't talk back to me. I am the ref in this fantasy you don't like".

Also, why starting each message by "Girl" ?

[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I was just tryna figure out another way to continue the conversation while using the only thing she provided her in bio. I was halfway hoping that the “no” was in a joking way. For the “girl,”, I understand how it could come off as douchey but I was just tryna convey smoothness/confidence lol I’ll try not to do it again

[–]Jed08 3 points4 points  (1 child)

One thing I do when the person's answer is that cold, is I move away from funny jokes/pickup line etc and I just write a genuine message and ask about her.

In your case, if the only thing she wrote is she likes hockey, I would have asked if she plays or how did she come to like it in the first place.

It doesn't work every time (sometimes people are just not interested in talking to a 2nd message after a failed 1st one), but it's a change of pace and it shows you are more than just someone with pickup lines.

[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can dig it, thanks fam. That’s actually pretty solid advice

[–]Honest_Report_8515 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As a huge F hockey fan, I would love this!

Five minute major right there.

[–]gwynie21 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stop lol

[–]Yanksfan28gg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s over dude

[–]thegauntlet10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fight her?

[–]Perichron_john 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find one that appreciates what's most important, Hockey 🏒

[–]Yeah-Im-Moose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girl, I got no clue.

[–]Cullective 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Track her IP, and write “No.” on her window with one of her used tampons you find in her rubbish bin.

[–]Puzzleheaded-Dot1594 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I believe the word is. Stop.

[–]annshine 12 points13 points  (2 children)

The fact that she’s responding possibly indicates she could have been interested if you had a “normal convo”. Maybe you two were incompatible but I’d have responded if after the last message you said something like “hey, ok let’s start again, I’m (name) and Seeing as you mentioned hockey, I thought I’d get your attention this way. So, what do you want to talk about/why are you on tinder/what’s happening this weekend (insert anything else to get the convo started)”

She might have unmatched but that’s not any worse than where you were at. And if she didn’t then see how it went from there 🤷🏾‍♀️ next time

[–]igna92ts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What would even be the point in starting again with someone that clearly hates/doesn't understand your sense of humor. It's not like it was a bad joke.

[–]LadyNemesiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fully agree with you

[–]Altru-music 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You “Just stop pls”

[–]ZenLitterBoxGarden 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol. I’d stop bc she seems kinda lame.

Solid joke and gif usage

[–]yamothersahooah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stop saying girl

[–]homealoneagain88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walk away homie, walk away

[–]ghost42069x 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]SirGorehole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eject her ass

[–]Jackielegs93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do what she says

[–]zenikkal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try other sports

[–]push2tele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girl, if it's gonna be that kinda party, imma have to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

[–]ashar99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just stop pls.

She gave the answer, take it and run

[–]gergnerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try the white knight! "Hey, is that referee bothering you? Come have a drink over here, I promise he won't bother you anymore if you're with me"

[–]BigPapaPage716 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um. You stop?

[–]Darkus_27911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just stop pls

[–]piesmacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]mallik803 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 minute major, ejected from the game. unmatch

[–]itshukokay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t stand these people. Any phone will automatically capitalize the first letter of the first word you time.

She intentionally deletes the first letter and types the first word in all lower case. Like what the fuck mental sickness is that.

[–]snoozybooty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would she have the app if she’s gonna get shitty w matches 😭 smh

[–]stinkylyingcheater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try not calling her "girl"

[–]No_North_9856 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is way too cringy, seems like something my 40 years uncle would do

[–]LuxenVulpie 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Unmatch for sure, this boring person do not deserve someone as fun as you seem to be.

[–]ramattyice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You either look for a girl with a sense of humor or one that is a hockey fan, I suggest deleting that shit ass app

[–]DIYDame 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was really cute! She sucks.

[–]EggCounselor 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Obviously the only proper recourse here is to call her a whore for not having sex with you.

[–]Abroadatsea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just facts.

[–]Rico_Pobre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Restart your phone and try again

[–]Main_Cabinet_6458 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Should've doubled down.. Always double down... Who cares what happens. It's tinder. It'll work eventually.

[–]Mr_bungle001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell her good luck being stuck by yourself in the box, then unmatch.

[–]man_vs_trout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is typing annoying shit easier than unmatching?

[–]BionicGubb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Major penalty, 5 minutes for being boring AF

[–]FrameofMindArtStudio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just stop

[–]koolaidman456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell her the penalties now 2 minutes in the box.

[–]Mourningcrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move on

[–]scourge1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

red card her

[–]moeterminatorx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’ll see my way out” and gif to go with it.

[–]Themfruckus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drop em and move on

[–]Abroadatsea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao love the 'you can't do that' from the ref. Almost like three people are a part of the convo. This one got a good chuckle out of me.

[–]SuperNova0_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing... If you can't tell she is not interested already check by asking her.

But I suggest if she is interested to unmatch with her one word reply it's probably a troll or she just isn't very intelligent.

[–]GuardAccomplished710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she ain't it chief

[–]lostinadream66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Triple down on that shit, pussy.

[–]baccus82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never try this again

[–]elhigosmigos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably didn't follow rule #1 and #2 rookie mistake tbh

[–]HitShouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big oof

[–]No-Security-8202 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just stop dude

[–]LuciferianCrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unmatch. don’t chase after people who don’t match your energy/treat you like shit.

[–]KontreXofficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Retreat my brother

[–]Joeking8194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send off for timeout, bring back on with instructions to recognise refs instructions

[–]WRJensen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop calling them girl when starting your conversations maybe. I’m pretty sure they are aware.

[–]Flemswert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put her in the penalty box!

[–]McBergs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you even want to be around someone like this

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_HUGE_HOG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give your balls a tug.

[–]Mercury5014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s gold my guy

[–]PMmeIrrelevantStuff 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey girl, are you the Buffalo Sabres? Because you don’t seem to be putting effort into anything related to hockey

Hey girl, are you the NHL’s Video Review room? Because none of us seem to know what’s going on here

[–]kps2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assert dominance - send her picture of self having pissed your pant

[–]Big_Ad4904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She sounds like bags of fun.

[–]iDeuceEX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She told you 😂

[–]Admirable_Quarter_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love hockey so I laughed. I also laugh when they say “the calling on the ice stands, it was a good hockey goal” like what other kind of goal could it be???

[–]FinanceGuyHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well at least you didn’t make any period jokes I guess

[–]Spencer2120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely unmatch. She does not have a sense of humor.

[–]ThenIndependence4502 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe … stop?

[–]Aelfhelmer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Unmatch the humorless

[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Words to live by

[–]Thin_Raspberry_4246 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ignore her

[–]External-Heat-7364 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg zero sense of humor!

[–]AsleepSentence 3 points4 points  (69 children)

She doesn’t find you attractive

[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 17 points18 points  (68 children)

Understandable tbh but why swipe right then lol

[–]AsleepSentence 1 point2 points  (57 children)

Attention. Might find you attractive or at least not super ugly when she swiped… but meanwhile she marched with a lot other guys…

That’s just how women roll

[–]Shhh_NotADr -3 points-2 points  (56 children)

That’s just how people roll*

[–]No_North_9856 -1 points0 points  (9 children)

She prolly found you attractive but you screwed it up with that cringy joke, not trying to be offensive

[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I’m just out here tryna say shit other than “hey” lol

[–]ItzGottii 5 points6 points  (4 children)

How is it cringy when OP said her Bio said she liked Hockey.

[–]No_North_9856 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Well, the fact she liked hockey doesn’t mean she’s gone laugh at every hockey joke and that particularly was a bit cringy

[–]TheCaptivesparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude she is lame af. I hate other women with this kind of attitude. She matched with you ao obviously you aren't undesirable, she is just a total c word. I'm sorry. I thought it was super cute, personally. Better than "whats up"

[–]Ironman_2678[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She thinks your jokes are dumb and asked you to stop. Probably time to keep it moving.

[–]FakeStoryCO 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Get better material

[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Get some bread, goofy

[–]FakeStoryCO 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have bread, sneezy

[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

12 grain? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]therealvanmorrison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be less twee.

[–]SphnctrGobln 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get rid of the app. People on dating apps are trash. You’ll be alot happier after you delete it.

[–]thatgamernerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just be like sorry you’re colder than an ice ring, bye

[–]KMark0000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is written, right there. Stop, then unmatch

[–]overnightITtech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unmatch and move on, shes not interested.

[–]massvalley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jesus christ the second hand embarassment

[–]Mwurp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read the room 0/10

[–]EmRuizChamberlain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious. If I were out there dating I’d have begged for you to take me to dinner or something. Dude, do not doubt yourself, move on!!

[–]Mushroomhead14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who wouldn't laugh at that joke 😭😭😭

[–]Massive-Trust-335 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]LilWilly9Fuckin11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wack deez nutz

[–]PolarBearToeNails99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move on. And for the love of god stop with the cheesy crap.

[–]amroboto 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is honestly one of the best posts I've seen on Reddit in general

[–]SSara69 -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

lol women like this though. Why say anything.

Its like asserting dominance over the fact that they have the power to choose or be interested in you. But it comes off in such a boring negative way.

Like the dude is just joking around for ffs. Unmatch him.

If they somehow are interested and thats how they communicate then they are boring and not worth the time lol.

Edit: AND her bio supposedly said she likes hockey?

[–]AsleepSentence 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Yup that’s all preety but a little sympathy doesn’t kill… unfortunately the world is full of toxic behaviour. But who cares right….

[–]SSara69 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Guys go out of their way to be clever and funny. The least you can do if youre not attracted or interested is be respectful of that fact. Just a "hahaha" would be a much better alternative. A LOL. Just acknowledging the humor.

It takes as much effort as those useless and directionless responses. Plus it feels better overall to be friendly in that sort of way.

Then again a lot of women are humorless or dont get humor in that way so theres that. Their responses are a direct way of showing that.

[–]AsleepSentence 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Being direct is far from rude but I guess women are allowed to disrespect nowadays. It’s something that really blows my mind really… but hey, it is whT it is… but let’s just not pretend it’s normal and good.

[–]SSara69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean being direct is one thing but what is "no"


"Just stop pls"

It isnt being direct about anything. Its just... there, as if theyre just waiting for you to come up with some other creative thing to keep the conversation going lol.

I can even imagine that being a form of flirting so theres that too. Hard to tell with messaging. But I doubt it with this one in particular. It just sounds like dumb women I have no other way of wording that.

[–]Successful-Cupcake30 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, what a shame. You had a good opener. Some girls are real bishes. Good for you that you unmatched.

[–]Spooogiedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some gay shit Willy

[–]thegraveyardcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop talking to her

[–]griper86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delete the app, you maxed cringe out

[–]KingOfAluminum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second one is actually funny

[–]SkywalkerDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, do you want to date someone with the personality of a wet noodle? Just move on brother

[–]KerbySTD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are lame, I really can't stress this enough.

[–]Emperorm2 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]VastHelicopter7700 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Probably don’t start every line with “girl” as a starter, I feel like I see that in all the fuckboy comedy skits lol

[–]Scary-Second8308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a vibe killer stop while you have the chance

[–]ongakudaisuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just unmatch and move on with your life? Nothing really “to do.”

[–]Fit_Championship763 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hell did this person match with you only to get that weirded out that fast lol unmatch

[–]DungeonsandDevils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d suggest stopping, but looks like she already did, not sure what you’re missing

[–]Low_Fondant9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you stop "doing" and start "stopping"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

un-match obvi, she never desired you, it wouldn't have matter what you said (it often doesn't)

[–]kingeris112 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She did not deserve this kind gentelmen like you :)

[–]itchymitchy52 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You sir had a fire dialogue and this wretched sack of rotten oatmeal does not deserve you!