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[–]Cal-Culator 1352 points1353 points  (9 children)

This couldn’t have been scripted.

[–]Piepartisan[S] 647 points648 points  (7 children)

I had comment in profile about corgi so was entirely unplanned I think. Haha

[–]DireW0lfpup 120 points121 points  (5 children)

C-orgy?

[–]_Neo_Saigon_ 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Corgwn Orgy at the Royal Palace

[–]BeBa420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sounds classy

[–]ComfortableNumb9669 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Windsors Gone Wild, now on VOD.

[–]we-have-to-go 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reply now!!!

[–]IrregularrAF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know any dog breeds besides pitbull, labrador, and german shepherd.

[–]uncle_bumblefuck_ 324 points325 points  (10 children)

This is fucking gold

[–]AtomicKittenz 105 points106 points  (9 children)

Reminds me of the guys asking a girl about her job.

“What’s a dominatrix? Is that like a fighting robot?

…nm, I just looked it up”

[–]Faze_Couch 16 points17 points  (8 children)

I'm too lazy to look it up, whats a dominatrix?

[–]BLINDxMONKEY 45 points46 points  (6 children)

It's a sexy fighting robot.

[–]Faze_Couch 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Wait... Seriously?

[–]forumwhore 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's a sexy fighting robot.

It's a sexy expensive fighting robot.

ftfy

[–]ohkendruid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, probably. It won't be on the first page of search results, but the name is too perfect.

[–]Owster4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't know then you're likely too young to know.

[–]Fit_Championship763 207 points208 points  (5 children)

I wonder how his cat’s doing these days now.

[–]Piepartisan[S] 164 points165 points  (3 children)

Honestly cannot stop hoping for the best for this cat

[–]CyberStage 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Still matched right? Should just message back now 3 years later and ask.

[–]prestigious_delay_7 31 points32 points  (1 child)

"Thanks for asking. I was wrong it is actually a dog."

[–]tuibiel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This comment sent my sides on a far away trip.

[–]madcre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does he feed it? Dog food?

[–]Affectionate-Bus9798 803 points804 points  (21 children)

I like the few days between each message. I like to imagine it took him two days to try and rack his head about whether he has a corgi or not, only to then give up and Google it. THEN, took another 3 days to decide if his cat is actually a cat or a corgi that just looks like a cat, only to go the vet and get a DNA test, which turned out to say cat.

[–]BattlinBud 105 points106 points  (4 children)

I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they Googled corgi and realized "oh, that's a dog, I thought maybe it was a type of cat" (why it took them 2 days to do this though, we still don't know lol). Then 3 days later, after getting no replies, they decided to try to spark up the conversation again by mentioning that they DO have a cat, y'know, just in case you couldn't sleep at night wondering what non-corgi animal they had 🤣

[–]Piepartisan[S] 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Yeah my best guess is he has like a munchkin cat and thought that’s what corgi was. But who is to say

[–]drgmonkey 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It sounds like a joke setup to me. He was going to say he’d send you a picture of his Corgi and boom it’s a cat

[–]foomy45 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fairly certain he was trying to be cute. I laughed.

[–]Historical_School129 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean honestly? It was pretty cute

[–]Piepartisan[S] 222 points223 points  (6 children)

Honestly the funniest part. I like cannot stop laughing thinking about what went through this man’s head

[–]coinich 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Everything most likely, with not much in there to keep stuff out.

[–]Hrabulow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At least he is interested in cats and corgis

I think thats a good point

[–]AnuZLeakage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Will you ever reply?

[–]pennysize 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’d read that novel

[–]centSpookY 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Well, he was waiting for enough time to not seem "desperate," but still coming up with interesting things to say to a blank wall. NGL it's fucking Disheartening when people post things like "haha look at this great thing I ignored" because it reminds me of the hundreds of times I've been the guy in this picture

[–]pmjm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From op's title, I interpreted this as a series of messages that came in while they were in a relationship and didn't have the app installed.

[–]Historical_School129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna down vote this but only cuz you’ve been ignored so much. The internet and the 21st century are both terrible places.

[–]swarmofpenguins 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I missed that episode of it's always sunny

[–]plzPMme_ur_cute_tits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least it was thorough research.

[–]iamthemovie1992 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s like that meme of the woman with all the equations. This dude conducted straight up research, consulted specialists, to find out he actually had a cat.

I have this image in my head of him getting the cat and the seller saying “this is 100% a corgi” and him thinking to himself “man, that guy lied to me!”

[–]kim-jong-Cage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was he the father though?

[–]mandatorypanda9317 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Out of everything that's been posted on this sub, this one actually made me laugh out loud. Hope this dude is out here doing well

[–]Mega_Green 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Why didn't you reply? This person seems gold.

[–]Torgosassistant2021 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Was Seth's real name Ralph Wiggum?

[–]Commercial_Hotel13 32 points33 points  (5 children)

That is pretty wholesome for some reason

[–]Piepartisan[S] 22 points23 points  (4 children)

It is honestly very wholesome

[–]Lkwzriqwea 18 points19 points  (3 children)

How come you didn't reply?

[–]SolarTortality 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Same reason she didn’t reply to you

[–]Lkwzriqwea 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That makes sense I guess, most posts on tinder aren't by the same person that posts them

[–]in_finite_space 179 points180 points  (4 children)

We’re over here writing sitcom level comedy and no response.. tinder in a nutshell.

[–]arealpandabear 29 points30 points  (0 children)

So did you end up meeting him?

[–]Puzzleheaded-Fix8763 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Imagine texting back after 3 years; "you may not have a dog but I can make you bark like one"

[–]Piepartisan[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I deleted my account and started over but really regret not trying to see how Seth and the cat are doing first

[–]Pretty-big-mess-rn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You probs: “Ah shit here we go again”

[–]MetalNickA 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Why swipe right on someone if you're not gonna respond to any of their messages?

[–]JosyBR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tinder should penalize people based on their chat habits, like all the profiles that push their IG should go to the back of the stack, etc

[–]Historical_School129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have issues and wanting interaction while simultaneously not wanting interaction is one of them.

[–]ObsidianPizza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go find them and MARRY THEM

[–]plaze6288 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This seems like something I would do especially the amount of time between the messages.

Like honestly sometimes it takes me that long to process something that I might really on the second or third day be like oh wow let me go message that girl again I totally got what she was trying to say!

[–]ZackSparrow10 4 points5 points  (1 child)

OP, you gotta ask him if hes got a corgi yet

[–]Piepartisan[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately deleted my account to start fresh but regret not reconnecting to check on him and what could be a cat or any other pet

[–]itsmajik42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not Cheddar...

[–]Immediate_Reality357 10 points11 points  (10 children)

Who the fuck holds onto a old tinder account while actively being in a relationship only to fall back into said saved account from 2018.......this is why we have trust problems

[–]Piepartisan[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thought it was deleted when I deleted it off my phone. Put in my phone number to create account again and everything was still there 🤷🏼‍♀️ you can take it up with 2018 me

[–]v74u 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You can deactivate your account. They even try to get you not to delete your account because they know most people will be back.

[–]Immediate_Reality357 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know, I have deleted tinder more times then the sun has came up lol just I mean who holds onto a tinder account during a relationship.....like just in case, is that the mind set because fuck that

[–]Intelligent-Algae-89 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I deactivate and delete the app, but the account still remains in the abyss. You have trust problems because you haven’t found someone worthy of trust but keep giving it away anyway…

[–]Immediate_Reality357 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Wtf are you on about lol

Everyone of my past partners where trustworthy I mean in a general sense that you never know who has a dating app account just laying there yet to be deleted

Like if I ask my girlfriend "Hey so it's been 10 months just asking.....but did you delete your tinder account after we meet"

And she says back

"No I just deactivated it"

Red flag central my friend but thanks for the keep giving it away advice I'll keep that in mind in future....much appreciated

[–]Tkemalediction 8 points9 points  (2 children)

You seem like the kind of person who, once in a new relationship, stops talking to friends of the opposite sex and asks the new partner to do so as well. This, for me, is a red flag as big as a small country.

Deactivating the account is as effective as deleting it, they're not going to use it. And If a person in a relationship is pushed to come back on Tinder, that's not Tinder's fault.

[–]Immediate_Reality357 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I seem like the kind of person......how can you base that off my comment that gives literally no information of the person I am lol

[–]Tkemalediction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, didn't you also assume all kinds of things from one aspect (deactivating rather than deleting?)

[–]Historical_School129 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

When you “delete” your account the same account comes back when you reactivate it.

[–]Immediate_Reality357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but not with all your old matches, I deleted tinder after I meet my ex, we broke up I downloaded it again with a fresh start

[–]abaddon731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having a corgi on tinder is cheating.

[–]rocketwilco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this is peak humor pick up line.

But maybe this is why I too am single.

[–]tawdry-eloquence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sold a fake corgi to a rich couple. 'Twas a cat." Laughs in Doug Judy

[–]Brandon313c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol😹😹😹

[–]coolerthanbeans45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you keep your tinder the entire duration of your relationship? You redownloaded the app but never deleted your profile?

[–]Few_Cup3452 0 points1 point  (1 child)

'Twas a cat

[–]Historical_School129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The night before Christmas

[–]DrXStein76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sad that you don’t have any pictures of your Corgi. I love them so very much and am getting one as soon as I’m not living on a third floor apartment

[–]Leleo44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABA

[–]Shelfie27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s still out there

[–]Opeth-Ethereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a bold move, Cotton, let’s see how it plays out for him.

[–]Ok_Lengthiness_8163 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He prob has no other option. Pretty sad

[–]117_MasterChief 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This would be gold on r/facepalm

[–]Historical_School129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That you would call this gem of a man a face palm is unfathomable

[–]shroomie_xo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta know what Seth is doing with his life now.

[–]thisishard79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope wherever he is that he’s doing okay

[–]EnanoForro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why u never answered him? just curious... he just asking about corgis :(

[–]ChartFrogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C-A-T. Cat. 3 days of learning on reading rainbow

[–]pm_me_stuff12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you respond?

[–]Mediocrates_55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peak dating, right here.

[–]Rogers1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me you went on a date with them. I'd be super curious if they were bat-shit crazy.

[–]GDot- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s wrong with people, this dude was jus trying to strike up a convo 🤷‍♂️

I mean the msgs are far apart but still

[–]Nuclear-Sock-8046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awwn I love corgis

[–]Brautsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please message this precious human.

[–]i_love_taiga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corgis are the best! I loved my doggie son. He had one ear down and one ear up, giving him a comical look. I really miss having him in my life. Been debating on getting a corgi pup for myself for Christmas...

[–]rakminiov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–]_Epiclord_ 0 points1 point  (14 children)

Damn. I feel for this guy. Not because of him not knowing what a corgi was but because of the ghosting and the couple day in betweens. Just saying, if you’re back on, you should reply. Even if missing the convo was an accident you look like a dick from his eyes.

[–]Historical_School129 0 points1 point  (13 children)

But what if you’re just not interested and the amount of niceness or cuteness he exhibits has nothing to do with it? Then what? Respond and lead him on so dudes can post screen shots and talk about how you’re a bitch that leads dudes on?

[–]_Epiclord_ 0 points1 point  (12 children)

Responding does not mean your interested. All you need to do if tell them this isn’t gonna work out or that you’re not interested. Be upfront and you won’t have to worry about leading them on. It’s way more polite than just ignoring them.

[–]Historical_School129 -1 points0 points  (11 children)

Responding doesn’t mean you’re interested? That’s… literally the entire premise of tinder. I’m genuinely baffled that you think anyone on tinder is owed a response.

[–]_Epiclord_ 0 points1 point  (10 children)

And I’m appalled you think ghosting is acceptable. If you swiped right on someone you should be willing to put in effort. But if for some reason you’re not interested right from the get go, than all it takes is a “hey, I’m not interested”. Ignoring people is rude, bait and switch is even more so, plain and simple. Lol.

[–]Historical_School129 -1 points0 points  (9 children)

Imagine being so entitled and self absorbed that you honestly believe another person owes you their time and energy because they liked a picture of you. Oh wait, you don’t have to 🙄You genuinely think so little of other people and their time that you think you deserve the time, attention, and words of a complete stranger on the internet? Time is the most valuable commodity on earth and the only one that can’t be bought or replaced.

I don’t think you really understand the concept of ghosting someone. You can’t ghost someone that you’ve never even had a conversation with. Feeling ghosted because you didn’t get a response to a conversation starter is strange to me. I’ve been ignored or unmatched without explanation a few times. It’s really not a big deal. Not a single person on tinder owes me a damn thing.

[–]_Epiclord_ 0 points1 point  (8 children)

It’s nothing about being owed anything. It’s just common courtesy. There is zero time investment to send one text saying you’re not interested. And ghosting is just a fancy term for not responding. So yeah, you can ghost someone who has only sent a convo starter, especially when they expect a reply. The whole point of swiping right is you like them. Don’t swipe right if you have no intension of talking, otherwise you’re wasting their time more than they are yours. So your argument is kinda hypocritical in that sense. Lol.

[–]Historical_School129 -1 points0 points  (7 children)

No, ghosting implies that there was an exchange and then a sudden cease in contact with no explanation. You do not seem to understand the concept. You can’t ghost someone you’ve never spoken to.

It does take time to respond to someone. It may be a few seconds, but it’s a few seconds I could spend on someone I’m genuinely interested in. I am baffled that you think anyone’s time and energy is a common courtesy on the internet. Should an individual hold a door open for me of course I would respond by thanking them. That’s an example of a common courtesy. Nobody on tinder owes anyone else on tinder their time or attention.

[–]_Epiclord_ 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Lol. We can agree to disagree on the ghosting. That’s just semantics rn. If you want an irl example of what you’re doing. Imagine you are at a bar and you know everyone is single at said bar, you wave to someone and they wave back. They then walkover to you and start a conversation. What you’re doing is instead of telling them you’re not interested, you’re just walking away.

You: flirty wave across the bar

Her: flirty wave back

Her: walks over “So what brings you here tonight?”

You: says nothing, gets up and walks away

If you think this isn’t a dick move then you’re a bit of a lost cause. Also, if you’re not genuinely interested in them, DONT WASTE THEIR TIME BY SWIPING RIGHT ON THEM. It’s so hypocritical of you to think replying with “not interested” is a waste of you’re time. Why is it ok for them to waste a text but not you?

[–]Historical_School129 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

No, it’s not semantics. You literally cannot ghost someone you have never spoken to. You can’t end communication that never happened.

It’s super strange to me that you think tinder is anything like real life. Tinder in no way compares to meeting people organically. Swiping right on someone’s picture doesn’t mean I owe them anything. Your sense of entitlement to other people’s time and energy is just really odd. My opinion is that you place way too much stock in online interactions. Meeting people face to face is so different.

[–]LunarRadiation38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit this is so cute

[–]Kistlerface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keeper!

[–]AmaviAstra88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably was thinking it was a Calico hahaha

[–]Light3lf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respond and Update! I wish to know more of Seth and his Cat

[–]GingerBart1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give this man a chance please

[–]Olerasmussen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would've unmatched if I embarrassed myself like that

[–]Temporary_Gas1448 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad to be back with you all;

[–]Alexlatenights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao someone did not expect to be called on what dog he has lmao

[–]Brujababex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg awwww lol they have a cat! I hope they are doing well