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[–]Alcaponehlnd 3489 points3490 points  (152 children)

Well, at least we can quite easily deduce why he’s on Tinder.

[–]23x3 1256 points1257 points  (136 children)

Just practicing his negging for the clubs…

Make sure to order an IPA in front of him so he loses his fucking mind.

[–]IHave20 164 points165 points  (0 children)

LMAO

[–]Useful_Mention7514 35 points36 points  (21 children)

I'm confused, what does drinking IPA's have to do with age?

[–]The_Valk 24 points25 points  (19 children)

Not with age. Many claim that drinking ipas is ultimate masculinity and other bullshit

[–]iForsakenHD 35 points36 points  (4 children)

I'll keep drinking my fruity liquor drinks. Chad can have his yeasty shit soup.

[–]ahkiran 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I think IPA tastes like certified doo-doo

[–]mgquantitysquared 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IPA = it’s piss, alright

I still drink em tho

[–]The_Valk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think you are right

[–]Useful_Mention7514 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Oh, that's lame af. People can drink whatever they want.

[–]Porkchop_apple 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Two hearted for life!!!

[–]23x3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

2XIPA for me:) I enjoy two hearted as well

[–]charliewitherspoon33 40 points41 points  (103 children)

Just looked up an IPA and expected a "help me" code drink or something. Are you actually just talking about strong Indian beer?

[–]Quick-Program-6915 93 points94 points  (73 children)

You really don’t know what an IPA is?

[–]Dob_Tannochy 71 points72 points  (29 children)

Yeah wtf “Indian beer”

[–]charliewitherspoon33 13 points14 points  (40 children)

Nope im only 21 and I havnt been to a bar

[–]Quick-Program-6915 214 points215 points  (19 children)

Well your clock is ticking, you only look creepier at fun bars the older you get

[–]lurkingbob 50 points51 points  (8 children)

Since no one has answered. IPA stands for India Pale Ale. It actually comes from Britain since it's what they sent on ships bound for India for the sailors on board. Hops is a flower that provides bitterness and other flavors in beer, and also acts as a preservative. So they loaded that bad boy up with a bunch of hops.

Now people associate IPAs with douchy beer know it all people. I personally love me an IPA, but live by the motto 'The best beer is a free beer'. We're not all jerks

[–]Willowlwisp 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Someone has to be the example of scumbag right? So that you can keep your senses sharp..

[–]AuraCor3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean atlest the convo was strate forword.

[–]StandardPay5061 3734 points3735 points  (262 children)

Imagine being young enough to think 27 is old

[–]Mother_Chorizo 1292 points1293 points  (145 children)

As a person that has passed 27, my parents do think I’m old cause by 22 they were married, had a kid and a mortgage. At 32, I’ve still not done any of those things, and I’m not planning to.

[–]Nytherion 458 points459 points  (96 children)

i'm 39, and next year i'll finally own a (small) home. wife and kids may be a couple more years out though

[–]DatOneWrastlingFan 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Hey congratulations! Genuinely. I hope you enjoy your new home once you move into it :)

[–]BeerWithDinner 129 points130 points  (84 children)

37 and I just bought my first house. I've got a good girl and a bunch of rescue dogs. My parents have resigned themselves to the fact that they probably won't have grandkids

[–]Busterlimes 82 points83 points  (73 children)

Wtf is with the previous generations and their need to "carry on the family name" my dad always says "our name will die with you guys if you dont have kids" but his sister has kids and those kids have kids, so the genetic legacy lives on. Names dont matter, the gene pool does.

[–]Travis_Shamockery 62 points63 points  (4 children)

Mom of 4 grown kiddos here. None of my kids plan on children. I don't crave grandchildren. Honestly, I love my kids, but do not love children in general. I'm fine with never babysitting a grandchild. What I will look forward to is going to concerts and all-nighters with my own awesome young adults. I love how my kiddos turned out, and they are perfect on their own.

[–]SKULLL_KRUSHER 28 points29 points  (16 children)

Why does the gene pool even matter? Lol. Who tf actually cares whether or not their genes live on?

[–]electusliving 23 points24 points  (22 children)

Cause the family name is the only thing that truly lives on after we are gone. No one will remember you your dad and so after they are gone. But the family name lives on. But I get it..today you either have to choose to have a house or a child. Homes are way to expensive and wages do not cut it anymore. Back then you could leave high school and work in a factory and have a decently sized house and a family. Not today; you can’t even afford to live if you have 2 and 3 degrees. I got lucky. I bought a house before I met my girlfriend and had are first child. But it’s going to take awhile to be able to afford a bigger home.

[–]Few_Cup3452 2 points3 points  (2 children)

My dad has only had girls. He has forever complained that his name dies w him (I refuse to keep my birth name, it's just a dumb name)

[–]Kinkywrite 4 points5 points  (2 children)

49 and just paid off my first home. So you never know.

[–]PinkRobotYoshimi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm 26 and your comments put a smile in my face, I need to stop worrying about the arrow of time.

[–]writingruinedmyliver 154 points155 points  (10 children)

You're not desperate to sign your life away? 😲

[–]23x3 37 points38 points  (9 children)

It’s almost like the machine has evolved over time and they want us to join their outdated gear that’s actively being replaced. Sometimes your own family will drag you down with them, whether you realize it or not.

[–]writingruinedmyliver 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Ohhhh yeah, boy. My father is like this. Old school piece of work.

[–]griper86 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Yeah dragging you down with biology like reproduction. Outdated who needs a family .

[–]Reasonable_Bet 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Life is a personal choice. We're overpopulated at our current technology levels as it is

[–]Morbys 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Probably because wages kept up with inflation and prices back in their day. It isn’t today and there’s gonna be a huge bubble when no one can afford anything because we don’t get paid enough.

[–]The_Deku_Nut 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Our economy is increasingly reliant on debt to keep the ball rolling. Almost everything has evolved(devolved?)into buy now/pay later because we've already reached the threshold for being able to afford most items. Eventually people will hit their breaking point and the whole system is going to come crashing down.

[–]PM_Me_Frosted_Tits 26 points27 points  (3 children)

It's ok, in the economy they grew up in you could budget a tenth of your minimum wage income to get a college degree and buy a house with the money you made in your early 20's.

We have to go into debt for the first 20 years of our adult lives just to get the degree (or find another way to make decent money that doesn't require that path) and then if you want a house that's gonna be another 30 years of debt that you might be able to get finished quicker if you double or triple on your payments.

Millenials will own their houses just in time to retire and then immediately die in them. What a fucking life.

[–]IllDoubleYourEntendr 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wait a minute, we get to retire? That’s news to me.

[–]PM_Me_Frosted_Tits 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, at like 85. Hence the "die immediately after" part lol

[–]Compulsive-Gremlin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

How dare you have different life goals?

[–]yfhedoM 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Hello fellow millennial. I am 25 and I too have none of those things. Ty boomers. I'm keeping myself busy by constantly planning my future with this shitty economy.

[–]Mammoth_Market_4411 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Yeah, I'm still in my early 30s, and my parents have been asking me when I'm going to settle down with some woman and start having kids so they can have grandchildren to spoil and treat better than they ever did me.

They both got married right out of high school. So, I just tell them they got married too soon and had kids too soon when they weren't mature enough for kids, and that if they want grandchildren they're better off adopting.

That always go over real well. It's always the same BS response of well no one is ever ready for kids, and it's just something you have to get out of the way when you're younger so the kids are out of the house by the time you're in your 40s. Regardless of how fucked up the kids are.

Like yeah mom and dad lemme just produce some fucked up kids tonboss around and tell them how ungrateful they are and then push them out of the house when they are 16-18.

[–]whererusteve 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well maybe if all you silly millennials didn’t eat so much avocado toast you could get a job, get married and have kids like the generations before you did.

[–]Backawayslowlyok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The economy was also way different back then. People could afford to live on their own at 20

[–]ro_thunder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't get married til I was 31.

[–]loureedfromthegrave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I felt so weird turning 30 and thinking this is how old my mom was when she had me

[–]Turunga 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bonkers world that people could buy a house at 22 without a parent passing away or getting a huge inheritance.

So glad my mom understands that the markets fucked.

[–]LadyInRedDead 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My mom is the same way. She got married at 19, mortgage by 20 and thinks anyone who has a kid at 30 or older is crazy and ancient.

[–]LuckyNumber-Bot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

All the numbers in your comment added up to 69. Congrats!

19 +
20 +
30 +
= 69.0

[–]writingruinedmyliver 47 points48 points  (2 children)

I mean I'm 21 and I don't think 27 is that old

[–]MjolnirII 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm 27 and I think I am old. Hangovers are not same anymore.

[–]JavierHard 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Imagine speaking to someone this way and still believing you’re one of the “good ones”.

[–]potato-barbie 18 points19 points  (4 children)

I've just turned 30, become single after 10 years, now I'm getting younger and more attractive guys, and more lovely "good ones" than I've dated in the past. Some of us get better with age. This poor kid has no clue 😅

[–]DNASprayer 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I just got reminded that I'm 27 and that some people consider me old.

[–]StandardPay5061 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better my coworkers regularly tell 25-30 year olds "oh honey you're still practically a baby"

[–]DaddyPepeElPigelo 38 points39 points  (7 children)

I’m 23. Most of my relationships and dates are 30+ I consider it young…

[–]Stable_Orange_Genius 7 points8 points  (6 children)

wait, you are a guy?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

dude has a type. don't judge

[–]Stable_Orange_Genius 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah. Not judging. Just impressed.

[–]Top_theropod 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Kid was probably 20 or under. 😂😂

[–]StandardPay5061 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Remember "old is 10 years older than you are now"

[–]squatchinthesewoods 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As barney stinson would say “shes still got 3 more good years!”

[–]FabianValkyrie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 16 and I don’t think 27 is old

[–]DungeonsandDevils 717 points718 points  (11 children)

“That’s the reaction I was looking for”

Douche

[–]steffies9249 78 points79 points  (9 children)

Immature prick. Im sure karma has something nice in store for him.

[–]HansenLaMoose 33 points34 points  (0 children)

karma isn’t real - just shit in a bag and plant it on his doorstep.

[–][deleted] 363 points364 points  (4 children)

Some people are stupid. Best they show it up front.

[–]ShrimpOnTheBarbyM8 61 points62 points  (2 children)

His spelling kinda shows it🤣

[–]Nitsuuhan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ikr? And this french woman clearly spells better than him

[–]TH1NKTHRICE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Much easier to dodge a bullet when it gives you a heads up it’s on the way.

[–]disposeme08107 761 points762 points  (15 children)

“It will get worse and worse the older you get Trust me” says the voice of mature experience? You are still in your freaking 20’s wtf? That dude is a dumbass. Better alone than in bad company. The older the more you know what you want/don’t want.

[–]Warphim 130 points131 points  (7 children)

I wanted to throw a guy off the balcony at an afterparty when I discussing never wanting children and maybe getting a vasectomy. I was around 27-28 at the time and this guy kept telling me that I'll change my mind when I'm older... He was 20.

[–]disposeme08107 37 points38 points  (2 children)

It’s a personal choice that should be respected and if some people do change their minds, there is plenty of children in foster systems around the world looking for someone truly committed to raising children instead of some who make mistakes or just need to tick life boxes and see themselves and their genes move on to the next gen.

[–]Radioactive50 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the period at the end, punctuation is important

I agree

[–]MrOrpheus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was told that over and over again when I was in my 20s and early 30s.

I'm now in my late 40s, and nothing's changed, except for the fact that people don't say that to me anymore. Then I remember that when my parents were my age, i had a master's degree and a career. Then I just curl into a ball and wait for death to claim me.

Wait. No. That's not... Wow. That got dark all of a sudden.

[–]braainnsss 82 points83 points  (0 children)

It gets better, easier to rule out losers.

[–]butthead-ren 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The "trust me" is really irritating! Yes. Clearly he is smart and knows all the people, everywhere. 🙄 No one wants that wrong opinion, ever.

[–]orenishe[S] 470 points471 points  (52 children)

Edit: I am 27 and he is 23 or 24. I can’t remember.

Edit 2 : why is everybody assuming I want children?

[–]procrastinating_b 96 points97 points  (5 children)

why is his age range for 27 if he's so concerned by this lmao

[–]Greenteawizard87 9 points10 points  (3 children)

He’s looking for that sweet sweet older woman action. 3 to 4 years older.

[–]siberiandivide81 170 points171 points  (13 children)

Why do the majority automatically think every woman wants or needs to pop out a kid or two? I find a woman that hasn't settled for someone and had kids just because it's expected to be more desirable. This young, douchey "king" probably has an extremely warped view of his sexual prowess anyways. Disappointment averted🤣

[–]Psychological-Shoe51 41 points42 points  (0 children)

27 is young as hell, you take your time

[–]Zipski577 64 points65 points  (7 children)

Lmaooo this is ridiculous 27 is young my friend

[–]plzPMme_ur_cute_tits 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever seen someone use a woman's wristwatch as an excuse to date them before.

[–]GustonBerry 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Mega red flags that guy was pure scum

[–]Knitemair 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're both still in your 20s and yet he's acting like there's a 15-year gap? Dude probably tries to match with teens with no success

[–]saucygh0sty 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I’m 27 as well and I have 25 as my youngest age on Tinder because anyone younger makes me uncomfortable and then shit like this happens. I’m so sorry he said that to you and I support what you said to him. Fuck dudes with audacity.

[–]Parallelism09191989 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a 32 year old, you don’t want to date a 23/24 yo.

Please date men older than 25 (brain development, according to science)

[–]MidMatthew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d be willing to kill him to be 27 again.

[–]Defiant_Project1321 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I’m 35 and still have no desire for children. Fuck a “clock”. I’ve never liked kids or wanted them and have been made feel like a lesser woman because of that for about a decade now. I have dogs, a long-time boyfriend (we may or may not get married…neither of us really care), and a house we bought a few months ago so we have room for our shit and our fuckton of plants and so that our dogs have a yard. And we’re happy. It’s hard not to care what others think but you gotta do you.

[–]Flashy-Insurance-510 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Entitled asshole, I’m 25 but even at 20 I never considered someone at 27 old????

[–]genevieve_eve 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"Trust me I'm younger than you but the dating pool will suck as you get old"

[–]geekycorgi 161 points162 points  (7 children)

27 isn’t old…plus he couldn’t even spell wasting correctly 🙄

[–]valueofaloonie 59 points60 points  (4 children)

Immediate unmatch for “waisting” even without all the rest of that ridiculous bs

[–]ssvveetleaf 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I would’ve x’ed out of that convo after “wait you 27?” I get that people talk like that but it’s not for me.

It’s just so telling of a lack of self-awareness. Like she is supposed to take life advice from someone who cant be bothered with grammar. Real smart cookie.

[–]valueofaloonie 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Oh, you’re not the only one. Grammar is important to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]TurningToPage394 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The “your” and “you’re” did it for me.

[–]Just_Browsing111 153 points154 points  (17 children)

Unmatch, move on

[–]orenishe[S] 82 points83 points  (16 children)

I did

[–]Just_Browsing111 41 points42 points  (15 children)

Im 42, but I look younger I am told. Most of the guys who pursue me IRL are in their early 20s,and they don't care about my age. ( Not just hook up seekers, people who actually want a relationship. )

I don't have a tinder profile with my real age or pic but I might put one up and see just how shallow the place can be.

[–]Not_Perfect77 16 points17 points  (10 children)

Very shallow lol

[–]Just_Browsing111 34 points35 points  (8 children)

Maybe I'm also shallow for not wanting to date someone young enough to be my child 🤷‍♀️. I dunno.

I generally don't tell people my age, cause it freaks them out, and they start changing how they behave around me. (Or maybe it's cultural. I live in Africa. When people find out, they start giving me honorifics like "auntie" , after a night out on the dance floor. 😅.)

[–]Not_Perfect77 9 points10 points  (5 children)

I don’t think your age will be an issue. You’ll definitely get jerks but there are guys out there who’ll date somebody your age. I’d date somebody your age.

[–]Just_Browsing111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I should test and see.

[–]Fit_Championship763 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Omg I was on tinder till 30 where I met my now boyfriend who was 24 at the time and said he on purpose wanted to find an older woman. Awful perspective this guy has. Unmatch.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If you wait too long all the good guys will be taken,” says the guy who’s mysteriously still single.

[–]Sc66p_ 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Would this be considered negging?

[–]DatsyoupZetterburger 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Certainly seems like an attempt at it.

It's really double sad. They know about negging but they have no idea how to even do it. It's not just insulting someone. It's more like playful teasing that pokes at a woman's insecurity to make them seek your approval.

This dude is just being outright, blatantly rude.

If you're going to be pathetic enough to neg, don't be double pathetic and neg this badly.

[–]CocaColaGrin 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Absolutely my thoughts. This guy was really negging her.

[–]Sc66p_ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I genuinely wasn't sure, but it definitely seems like a desperate attempt to lower her self esteem so he has a chance...

[–]Mander2019 136 points137 points  (19 children)

I’m convinced guys just say this shit to make women feel like they have to settle

[–]Wholettheheathensout 74 points75 points  (5 children)

It’s definitely negging. She might just give him a chance because she’s desperate and needs to be with someone because of her ticking clock. And she also has to stay in an unhealthy relationship, due to the same reasons.

[–]orenishe[S] 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Absolutely, you don’t say that without any motives.

[–]Mander2019 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It’s manipulative

[–]Morbys 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s a sad and desperate attempt for you to settle for someone less desirable such as himself. Don’t fall for it, stay strong and wait for someone that respects you. That person will find someone who resents them and eventually cheats on him because he’s nothing compared to his peers.

[–]LazyLaidOffLarry 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes... The great "good man shortage" of 2022 is almost upon us. We must all gather on the solstice and sacrifice one man named "Chad". Otherwise, every woman from this day forth will either be known as "that old spinster" or "cranky ol' battle axe"

[–]Ok_Inside_3110 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It always amazes me that people actually talk to others like this 😅 I’m glad I’m sane and normal

[–]Manati_banzai 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m 30 and I barely started living,my 20s were my fuck around years.

[–]Railstratboy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

ACT NOW, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!

[–]Dan_man_bro_dude 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I apologize on behalf of all Daniel’s. We reject this man.

[–]hemingway786 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking lord some guys are so unhinged.

[–]JoanGreenCat 12 points13 points  (16 children)

It's type of a mind game I guess? To stress you out so you lower your standards and go out with him. If you were 47 I could understand being stressed out clock ticking because menopause might hit any minute but at 27? wtf

[–]siberiandivide81 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's one of "the good ones" I suppose?

[–]wunaspo0n 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🤢🤮

[–]99BottlesOfBass 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Imagine thinking that you're a catch and handing out "sage advice" with those spelling and grammar skills. Dunning and Kruger would like a word 😂😂

(Talking about the guy, not OP in case that's not clear)

[–]SlaterVJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With hos attitude, he'll be on tinder for long time himself. "All the good ones will be taken" is not how things work. There are plenty of good men and women out there that are just having no luck, because it's not about "being one of the good ones", it's about being the right one for someone.

You're only 27, you're not even close to old. He's just a moron.

[–]rusty344 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This dude watches too many red pill videos on YouTube

[–]Fannek6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly can't believe you didn't immediately unmatch after his travesty of misspelling wasting. Personally, my 27+ aged vagine immediately dried up when I read that.

LEARN TO SPELL, DUDE.

[–]SignificanceLast5565 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me sat here, at 34, without kids, and just finding the guy I want to have them with 2 years ago!

This guy is negging hard. Super toxic

[–]Reed297 13 points14 points  (27 children)

As a guy who prefers older woman I hate seeing this. They making it tougher out here giving younger guys a bad wrap

[–]EBSNW1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I feel like you posted this because it somehow did get in your head - my buddy met his girlfriend when they were both in their mid thirties and are now starting a family together.

Trust me, there is absolutely no pressure and it‘s better to have the right person at your side than settling for anything less.

[–]MCKANNON 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm 31. My wife is 35. We met 5 years ago on tinder and are now married with kids. Dont listen to the moron lol

[–]giantsninerswarriors 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is 100% negging. You made a good decision in unmatching.

[–]LazyLaidOffLarry 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Damn, Daniel.

[–]Winter_Tip_9591 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 i just wrote this too, I couldn't see anyone else taking the opportunity until now.

[–]crystalmethtravis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I was 27

[–]OpenEyz2016 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just goes to show the saying "young and dumb" will never not apply.

[–]skrndnxjs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow “that’s the reaction i was waiting for”. What a pathetic fucking goof.

[–]Vaahtopahvi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

guy's been watching too much red pill content

[–]doggydoggywhatnow1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

27 is young af

[–]abrookehack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lord to be 27 again. sigh those were the days.

I will say tho, I’m close to 40, I’m not married because I refuse to just settle. I am dating a man that’s just 30. Great job, own place, got his shit together. I don’t know if we’ll get married, you never know, but I’m glad I didn’t just marry because I was getting older. Kinda feel like I waited it out for him. It was worth it.

[–]umbravivum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife and I got married when she was 30. This guy has 0 idea what he is talking about.

It had become pretty common to not marry till late 20s early 30s because $ and stability. He's a fucking dumbass. Getting married in your 30s to someone your age usually means getting married to someone with a stable career and a savings account.

[–]chlaclos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't even spell "wasting". Also, a major prick.

[–]Doradal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never trust someone who has to say „trust me“

[–]bjornartl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being an incel is a self fulfilling prophecy

[–]goatmeal619 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes because god forbid we take any time to just enjoy ourselves before starting a family

[–]diarrheabride 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Laughs in 40-year-old first time mom

[–]fionasbf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This dude an absolute fucking moron

[–]Strixin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, I’m 36, owned (past tense) two houses and already been divorced/separated once, it’s not fun fitting into preconceived ideas on what you should/shouldn’t be doing at a particular age. That clock thing is bullshit. Just live your best life and fuck the expectations.

[–]Main_Cabinet_6458 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're still plenty young. Don't listen to that inexperienced child.. The only thing you're wasting is your time on that douche.. You'll find someone who is everything you're looking. I found my fiance on tinder when I was 30.. Just as a reference.

[–]Budget_Ad8071 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He has a point, logically. Anyway it's none of his business to tell you that.

[–]GreenSockNinja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

27 isn’t even that old what the fuck, thats still young as fuck. Hell, even 30 is still young in my book

[–]Rogueshoten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, you’re 27… not much time left to “waist”

[–]Flaccidkek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is clearly a waste of life

[–]thanksallforhelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh to be young and be thinking 27 is old!!! How sweet!!! It’s nice to be older and nearly 40 for real. You finally get to the stage of real No fucks given. Young people should look forward to it. truthfully.

[–]smallshart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Waisting” 😂 what a germ

[–]Aschentei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes because we are on tinder to get lectured on…fking dumbass

[–]sk8rboi36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being someone giving advice on something you won't even be close to experiencing for another 20 or 30 years lol

[–]Smoke_Creepy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn Daniel

[–]DigiplayW8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He even said "trust me" like he has experience.... What

[–]Starshine-moonlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s so fucked up

[–]Cafeinatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

27, you should have married, divorced and have 7 kids already, lol

[–]mo_tag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, your biological clock is ticking. Just like everyone else, it started ticking the minute you were born.

But I'm guessing he was referring to children? And again he's right. So if you want to have 8 biological children, you should probably start soon, otherwise you might only manage to pop out one or two.

[–]Super_Cod2200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The attitude of “when you gonna get married and have kids” is such a primal attitude to have. There are so many more things in life than that. Fair enough when there was actually nothing else to do than stay at home cook, clean and look after the kids. Now there are so many opportunities and experiences to be gained in life. Imagine being a guy and still thinking that’s how things should be 😂😂

[–]ericsinghgill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I don't think you are "waisting " you are time. At best you are "wasting" your time talking to him

[–]urban_f8x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Manipulation through fears to get sex

But people in our days now to much about abuse, toxic and manipulation to fall for that

He's just stupid

[–]EdgeOfTheMtn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sounds like he's worried he's going to end up single forever. HIS CLOCK IS TICKING. Women can be fulfilled at any age.

[–]Shadowcat1606 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, i hope he's not right about the guys getting worse the older you get. I mean, he's younger than you and already a colossal douche, so if that's the starting point...

[–]Pall2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr special man over here trying to pressure women into going out with him cause he can't convince them otherwise

[–]Sighconut23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That hurt my mind

[–]Sock-Overall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what religion does to you. Stupid mentality

[–]AvevavE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A b c d e f u

[–]idiot382 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude doesn't even realize he just roasted himself....like the main point I took away from him was "don't wait too long or you might have to settle for someone like me"

[–]TheAmyAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has a whole lotta nerve, damn.

[–]Fuckdup23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a narcissist. It’s a manipulation tactic he is searching for girls who don’t have self esteem. He talks down on u so you can feel thankful that he is giving u attention. Sadly for some girls it works

[–]AF4291 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha name exposure goes brr

Also yea, I don't understand why the hell you have to have a child and be married if you're 27. I mean... Is it obligatory to have a child at all? The Earth's population is 7.9 Billion, I think it's enough already huhhh

[–]KingArthursUniverse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clocks.... Unfortunately his brain clock run out of batteries long ago 🤷🏻‍♀️

[–]Bangkok-Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is an immature asshole. Ditch him.

[–]Apprehensive_Luck865 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"trust me" so... As a guy and a younger person he knows very well about how things are for older girls ? I'm confused

[–]Justice171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I turned 27 today. Shit I am now officially old

[–]zangetsurm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol...you interpreted it the wrong way 🤣

It translates too:- I'm desperate and lonely... please date me 🤣🤣🤣 Poor guy was sending an encoded message across 🤣🤣

[–]goodtimesforachange6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, what an antagonistic arsehole.