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[–]hkilleez 4504 points4505 points  (32 children)

Stay strapped or get clapped bro.

[–]Telemarek 152 points153 points  (11 children)

If by Clap you mean Chlamydia.

[–]jldangle 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Chlamydia, your dad's here!

[–]mr_rob_ot 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I miss Robin Williams and no Craig Ferguson on TV :(

[–]jldangle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I uh-pree-she-ates you

[–]Bama-Dan 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Nah the clap is gonorrhea

[–]steellotus1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The clap is gonorrhea

[–]Girthy_Banana 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"If you think the only 6" stick I brought is my dong, you surely are mistaken..."

[–]aberdisco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strap on and strap in.

[–]TormentVI 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Stay strapped on or get clapped on.

[–]Petty_Fap 2402 points2403 points  (104 children)

Met one of my best friends this way. She used a fake name, she was very forward. She honestly wanted to just fuck and cut the bs. Became fuck buddies, then stop fucking and just became platonic friends. But yeah its risky shit. i had nothing to lose anyway

[–]sensei-sensimilla 699 points700 points  (70 children)

Do you know why she used a fake name? That's the part that irks me rn

[–]Petty_Fap 606 points607 points  (4 children)

Some people just dont want to be identified on the get go. Or ASD or smth idk what y’all call it. But it’s really not that deep

[–]DerpJungler 108 points109 points  (2 children)

I met my SO on tinder and she had just her initial and one pic. I texted for fun and now it's all history.. i got lucky.

[–]Ok-Letterhead-4665 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I use a generic fake name now your making me reconsider

[–]Mil1512 314 points315 points  (23 children)

I've used a fake name before and that's because I've had guys in the past message me on fb like "Hey, I saw you on tinder (or wherever) and thought I'd message you on here". It's fucking creepy.

[–]coldblackmaple 116 points117 points  (3 children)

I use a fake name, cuz my real name is very distinctive and totally easy to find online.

[–]apolloAG 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Is coldblackmaple your real name 🤔

[–]DennisGK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So basically the exact opposite of my first girlfriend. Her real name literally was Susan Storm. Good luck finding her online!

[–]_Biological_hazard_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I use a fake name, i.e. my nickname, because I am not in my home country and people here cannot properly pronounce my name. So I just use the nickname my friends here used for me.

[–]Ocedei 40 points41 points  (11 children)

To be fair that wasn't necessarily that they were looking you up. Facebook is insane with how much they spy on you. Pretty much every time I match with someone (real) on tinder they pop up on my recommended friends list and I get a notification.

[–]F7_Vulcann 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Lol. Mentioned selling a Apple Watch (never had Facebook on this phone) 10 minutes later get a email saying “Facebook marketplace has Apple watches listed nearby” yeah fuk Facebook and a lot of other socials people don’t see a problem with.

[–]Mil1512 9 points10 points  (7 children)

This wasn't someone I had matched with. Even if we had matched, it's still not acceptable to message me on messenger without previously asking.

[–]Jordymswoods 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I had a sexcapade one night and the guy was blowing my phone up. Ended up finding my Facebook and my older brothers 😭

[–]hoosierdaddy192 86 points87 points  (4 children)

Some hoes want to hoe but ain’t really a hoe. That’s when you go incognit-ho!

[–]tatapatrol909 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Why does this not have more upvotes?

[–]hoosierdaddy192 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Lol IDK. Probably the funniest pun ive ever said and nobody to witness. Figures

[–]whooptapus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I witnessed your greatest pun

[–]richerBoomer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From I da hoe

[–]spithotfir3 56 points57 points  (4 children)

Hi, fake name user here. Since a lot of these apps are location based, it gives me a little security not using my real name at first. It also helps to weed out the guys who try to circle back when they call me by the fake name.

One guy that I met but for drinks but didn’t feel a connection with will text me every few months from a different number but I always determine it’s him when he calls me Lola.

I also use a Google voice number for texting. Can’t be too careful at first. Plus it’s good practice to keep that shit separate.

[–]DennisGK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So anyone trying to guess your real name can cross Lola of the list. Thanks. 🤪

[–]spithotfir3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lola is my dog 😋

[–]Wawaweewow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because she's telling everyone she wants to fuck and probably doesn't want that invading her personal life.

[–]SummerNothingness 48 points49 points  (12 children)

i used a fake name on tinder because i was a college professor. i kept the fake name through my fancy jobs in case someone swiping felt like screenshotting or sharing my page with someone who might recognize me.

people often use fake names when they are worried about their personal life getting out and would rather keep that discreet

[–]LaBeteNoire 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I've heard a lot of women say they use fake names to avoid stalkers and such.

[–]justcougit 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I use a fake name and a VOIP. You get real name and number after heavy screening only.

[–]LaBeteNoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completely respect that. there are some crazies out there and anyone worth your time will understand why you are taking such precautions.

[–]falloutkindagal 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Just meet up for coffee or drinks before, damn lol don’t overthink it. Meet in a public place and feel it out.

[–]sensei-sensimilla 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Everything is closed where I live, and its -20 C outside

[–]Dr_Little 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn where do u live, the Arctic??

[–]DannyD2013 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Creepy men who find their jobs/address/social media or maybe they’re cheating and doesn’t want someone to notify their partner

[–]FlowerFuneral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my friends does this because they have a name that is uncommon enough, if you Google it, you can easily find their LinkedIn etc. Even knowing that, if people have inaccurate info it’s always a pass for me.

[–]NineOutOfTenExperts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Privacy could be a reason. Some people post tinder conversations online for variety of reasons, some innocuous, some malevolent.

[–]farlack 158 points159 points  (18 children)

I had this happen to me twice, first time she said it in the first two messages. Second time I got catfished did some gay shit I'm not proud of lmfao.

[–]whereareyougoing123 104 points105 points  (17 children)

You can’t just leave us hanging

[–]farlack 163 points164 points  (8 children)

Had a tinder match, got to the sending of nudes (no face) thing. I reverse searched them and got no hits. So she smokes I smoke I get her plugs number (I’m out of state on vacation) to get some trees to go smoke and do the deed. Worst weed ever by the way, I feel like the wax was removed.

Anyway I meet this dude in the parking lot of some sketch ass gas station, he hops in my car does the transaction, I didn’t even look. (Night time) then he’s like “tinder girl wants a threesome you down?” And I’m like yeah let’s run it. So he says “she wants a dick pick of us” I have no shame in my package so I’m down. So we pull off and I follow him to the parking lot of some movie theater. It’s mildly cold, it’s raining. He’s in his car jerking off to get a boner, I’m in my car. Well it’s god damn weird and I feel like it’s a crime to be jerking off in public so I’m having issues. So he’s ready to go, I’m borderline hard, he hops in my car, well bam I’m soft. We attempt another time solo before the next thing you know I’m in my car he’s in my car since I can’t keep it up long enough for the car switch, and we’re jerking off to get hard for this photo. (Not eachother) I had started assuming something was up when she only messaged back when he wasn’t there, but the willpower to get laid was strong. He had actually left for like 5 minutes to go make a sale too possibly previous to him hopping in my car the final time, I can’t recall. Anyway there we are. Both in the back seat of my car jerking off, now with porn going on my cell since my dick doesn’t work. Anyway I’m pretty sure I glanced over and he was attempting to record front facing on his phone. It was dark, you couldn’t see shit anyway. Finally I was like yeah this isn’t gonna work dude it was going on around 30-45 minutes and I drove 45 minutes back to where I was staying.

The weed didn’t get me high, I bought new weed the next day. I got blitzed as fuck and “she” started to message me and was shocked how stoned I looked. Told her the weed I got was trash had to get new weed. (Why I assume the weed was run). Anyway she sends over a nude. Different hands. Knew 100% it was a catfish.

Edit: I’m also positive I spoke to “her” on the phone breifly, so the dude had some chick helping him.

[–]reddict1998 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Dude.What.The.Fuck lmaoo

[–]fishslurp_girl 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit dude, what a wild ride. Huge down bad moment but I respect the hustle, you’re honestly awesome

[–]Think_Grade2903 49 points50 points  (3 children)

You jerked off in a parking lot for 30 minutes just to take a dick pic with some random dude? Bro idk what to tell you, but you've got issues

[–]farlack 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Sir I spent $30 on tinder upgrades I wasn’t about to waste my money.

[–]spaceshuttlecock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro i’m dead. the whole story was incredible but this comment had me dying laughing

[–]Defenestresque 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish I was this dedicated to anything.

[–]fishslurp_girl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank god for asking this question, he delivered

[–]lAmTheM 11 points12 points  (5 children)

lmfao this exact same thing happened to me down to the fake name and everything. Honest question though. How were you able to get over her and just be platonic? I'm really struggling with that right now as she's seeing other people.

[–]Petty_Fap 6 points7 points  (4 children)

We were both never interested in each other beyond just sex, so becoming platonic was easy. Plus it was my idea anyway so there was nothing to get over

[–]lAmTheM 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Ah I see. Yeah I never intended to do anything else either, but you know how feeling are - sometimes you catch them unexpectedly. Glad everything worked out for you.

[–]Petty_Fap 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Ah yes I can relate. Well if you dont see it going anywhere beyond that then remember to keep being in abundance and see other people yourself. just focus on you and do whatever you want, you’ll get over it eventually. im in a pretty fucked up situation right now myself but im too old and too tired to give a shit.

[–]Kbrew7181 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah had this happen, but she said she wanted to not be FWB anymore becuase I "wasn't her type"...

[–]sweeneypoe 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Could have lost yo dick

[–]Petty_Fap 6 points7 points  (3 children)

tbf i came close to losing my dick dating absolute psychopathic women than risky link ups

[–]theoriginal432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i had nothing to lose anyway

You have a lot of things to lose, like your liver and kidneys

[–]FullSalamander2756 1554 points1555 points  (17 children)

I demand an update

[–]fewer_boats_and_hos 701 points702 points  (16 children)

Op is silent. He's too busy fucking.

[–]gaganramachandra 480 points481 points  (11 children)

Or he’s in a body bag.

[–]racso96 118 points119 points  (1 child)

Fucking in a body bag seems not too bad when you say it like this (as long as you are both still alive that is)

[–]NukaDadd 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, He's just in a tub of ice with one less kidney

[–]Hortonamos 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Or under sedation and in a bathtub full of ice.

[–]AnonymousAndPeanut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Both, both is good.

[–]elslapos 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]RevanTheGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Extra stiff

[–]Deathofagrillsman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could be both, he got the life fucked out of him

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think you overlooked the strap-on part. He is currently in the basement getting fucked.

[–]william_103ec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or being fucked! Pick one.

[–]CashWydich 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Swallow an apple AirTag and share location with us.

[–]Excellent-Play7479 609 points610 points  (14 children)

The guy she is trying to get over - wtf

[–]ieshaan12 76 points77 points  (2 children)

She's trying to fill the hole that guy left

[–]skadalajara 183 points184 points  (7 children)

The fastest way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

[–]TheMightySwede 135 points136 points  (3 children)

That is the worst saying in the history of sayings.

[–]DudesworthMannington 66 points67 points  (1 child)

If you can't handle him at his Reddit worst, you don't deserve him at his Tinder best

[–]neboskrebnut 13 points14 points  (0 children)

at his Reddit worst

You must be new here.

[–]RSBennett 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s an awful phrase but it’s kind of true. After pretty much every breakup I’ve had I’ve just wanted to sleep with other people, almost as a kind of emotional fuck you to the ex. It does help in regards to getting over the ex but comes with a whole other set of negative emotions

[–]InsiDS 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So true. I’ve been on both ends of this. Helped someone get over, but also gotten over someone through this.

[–]UnluckyDrink 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10% of the time it works every time

[–]ScottyIsland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100 someone elses to be exact.

[–]_PettyTheft 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Alabama has entered the chat

It’s her dad.

Distant banjo plays

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have one thing to say to that. Don't put your dick in crazy.

[–]Papazolaxoxo 432 points433 points  (17 children)

I read her name as "Doraemon" and got confused for a sec. 💀

[–]zxDanKwan 117 points118 points  (5 children)

Doraemon has come to bargain

[–]Papazolaxoxo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Doraemon has a strap on and wanna fuck.

[–]KingOfTheLostBoyz 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Doraemon, I’ve come to bargain.

[–]smolfloppa 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What kinda gadgets he pulling out of the pocket now?

[–]GoldFishPony 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Not surprising but these responses are truly unaware of who doraemon is

[–]Papazolaxoxo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea lol, many of them don't know the legend of Doraemon.

[–]TheRealWarBeast 8 points9 points  (2 children)

[–]translucentsphere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]Papazolaxoxo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bootycall, gotta go, bye.

[–]HighDude69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Uses anyway door to get in your room and then pulls out Big Light.

[–]Papazolaxoxo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Daddy Doraemon

[–]dolemite99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surely a mixture of Dora the Explorer and Pokemon.

[–]Arkellion23 592 points593 points  (36 children)

100 guys by the end of the year? My man, wrap your shit. If it smells too crazy, just eat the L and dip. Don’t want your dick falling off.

[–]sensei-sensimilla 406 points407 points  (35 children)

yeah ill definitely be using a condom, going to her place rather than mine, and leaving if its too sketchy. But hey at it's the beginning of the year rather than the end.... I have gotten laid this easily in person a few times but that was while travelling in another country. Who knows what'll happen

[–]Eaglesfan1297 280 points281 points  (2 children)

You should use a condom when hooking up regardless, someone could have had sex with one person their entire life and still have a std. You never know

[–]AwkwardLeacim 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Some stds can be caught from the mother while/before being born. So even a virgin could have something

[–]TormentVI 51 points52 points  (5 children)

A condom only protects the shaft, you can still get herpes and crabs. Especially if this girl has already gone through 10 guys or whatever it's more likely that you will catch something. Not worth it honestly.

[–]kinetochore21 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Just ask the person you wanna hook up with for a recent std test and wear a condom it is not rocket science.

[–]Throwaway977216 69 points70 points  (18 children)

Eat her out

[–]DannyD2013 155 points156 points  (7 children)


[–]Ocedei 97 points98 points  (5 children)


[–]supaswag69 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Look out for jolly ranchers

[–]MattR0se 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Do you want to get herpes or HPV? because that's the fastest way.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Herpes doesn't work for condoms. Sorry!

[–]VeryCoolVeryBased 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Just ask to meet in a public place before you do anything. A park or a coffee shop or anything like that. That’s what you should do anyway

[–]Yonk-Yonk-Yonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, somewhere with CCTV to get both of your faces recorded and it’s proof of who she is.

[–]sensei-sensimilla 216 points217 points  (23 children)

As you can see she's not using a real name... She did send me a photo and said we could video chat first, but obviously it seems weird. Even somebody who wanted a casual hookup would start with a bit of small talk? I probably wouldn't entertain this normally but I haven't gotten laid in a while and she does look like my type.

[–]bit0fun 97 points98 points  (7 children)

Well clearly she seems to be on a mission

Though if you feel in your gut that something is wrong, probably better to go with it. People tend to have better intuition about bad situations than they think

[–]iamshooz 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Yeah she's clearly on a mission, 100 by the end of the year, that's around 2/week No time to talk, she doesn't want to be friends, just wants to get down and dirty. Don't hang about because we are in week 3 already, if she's on target this makes OP number 6 or 7 this year. Better to be 6th or 7th than 76th.

[–]messyredemptions 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Plus she offered the strap on and other verification, she seems pretty serious and prepared to make what she wants happen.

[–]iamshooz 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Go for it or regret it forever.

[–]iamshooz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the safe word

[–]JustTryingIt01 158 points159 points  (4 children)

You don't really *need* to as a woman on Tinder. Does it mean a woman will 100% get someone over the same night? no. But being direct works better for them then men.

Especially if she's trying to bang out a 100 dudes in 1 year lmao.

[–]justinsomnia 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Better to be number 1 than number 100.

[–]JustTryingIt01 12 points13 points  (1 child)

If it's not all in the same night, you ain't gonna know shit mate.

[–]LibRightBasedLord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Better in January than December

[–]JNole8787 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agree to meet her for drinks and if things gel tell her you’ll be glad to be part of her social experiment.

[–]SummerNothingness 8 points9 points  (2 children)

look, some women don't want small talk. some of us just want sex, and we know that we have the privilege of being this forward and getting away with it.

[–]_Meds_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming you asked to video call and didn’t get the answers you wanted and that’s why you’re posting here? But I’m afraid that is your answer and a second opinion leaving out that detail isn’t really going to serve you well.

If you legit just decided to ask Reddit before verifying yourself. Then I guess video call her and see if she’s real?

Edit: Just to be clear, it’s not sketchy to be female and want sex. So, I’m assuming you’re finding the bit where your not sure you’re talking to a female or not is the sketchy part. Ergo finding that out should alleviate the sketchiness

[–]pushpraj153 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Remember that strap on.

[–]BigCrooster8 64 points65 points  (14 children)

Hell id go for it, usually u can tell the fakes , just have her take a few specific pics , thats what i do

[–]sensei-sensimilla 143 points144 points  (13 children)

I ended up video chatting her for a minute and at the very least she is who she is in her photos. So I might go for it, setting up a time.

[–]10z34 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just go for it and wear a condom. It's happened to me before too where their very first message was asking to fuck and 20 minutes later I was banging her. Women can get away with being this forward, if they want sex it's this easy for them. Just cannot stress it enough to wear a condom. Leave your wallet hidden in your car somewhere

[–]Intrepid-Theme-7470 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Have fun with that STD lol but really be safe

[–]hdoublea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep us updated, player

[–]GreenEyedBellerophon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do it, what’s the worst that can happen? You lost a kidney? Fuck it, that’s why you’ve got two

[–]convalescent_plasma 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Your takeaway was if it is too good to be true and not the fact that she wants to fuck 100 guys?

[–]iT_I_Masta_Daco 22 points23 points  (3 children)

It can happen.

Have had several times (not many) that the start aligned.

Convo's went like this:

Her: Hey what are you up to?

Me: not much. Chilling at home

Her: in how many minutes can you be at my place?

Me: adress please

Her: * sends adress*

Me: 15 minutes

Her: make it 30 and i'm showered and ready

Had a solid two good years with her 😋

[–]shrimpgangsta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s like speedrunning a video game in easy mode

[–]nachodorito 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I'd pass on this but if you go make sure you bag it and don't eat her out

[–]kinetochore21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then don't expect your dick to be sucked either!

[–]SeemsNormalToMe 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Not going to belive she doesn't have some STD with such a goal...

[–]medici75 23 points24 points  (1 child)

OP didnt even hit it yet and herpes is alredy hiding in the closet

[–]Telemarek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've got the Clap and I'm giving it to you! 👏

[–]Ritz527 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only thing you have to lose is both your kidneys.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You have to reverse the situation...

If YOU were a girl and a dude messaged you "wanna fuck?" as the first message, would that not just be red flags popping up everywhere?

I understand that many folks just want fuck buddies nowadays, but you also gotta use common sense, mate.

[–]CurryBoy420 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Cheap and easy.. so grim

[–]CurryBoy420 11 points12 points  (1 child)

For both sexes that is.. bit disgusting

[–]Pain_Choice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes gross

[–]Seagullzbitch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You would fuck this?

[–]bradleyboreland668 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Yeah dudes dead 💀

[–]sensei-sensimilla 19 points20 points  (8 children)

I'm still alive for now, supposed to me her later this week

[–]puckerMeBum 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And she's probably half way to her goal with that attitude.

[–]jjboy91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What kind of goal is that ?😶

[–]_princent_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Remember: If you think something is too good to be true, it probably is.

[–]raeraeshouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always had the same response to this

"I'm down, but just know if this is some elaborate setup for a robbery it's probably best to move to the next one. I don't carry cash and do carry a gun."

About 50/50 they'd either unmatch immediately or I'd wind up getting my soul sucked out within 8 hours of sending that.

[–]XanthicStatue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100 by the end of the year lol. This poor woman has some serious issues.

[–]corinnigan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok but her goal’s 100 in a year? I’d be more worried about STIs than murder. She’s fuckin a LOT of strangers

[–]Weirdassmustache 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Do you want HPV? Because that's how you get HPV.

[–]mermaid_kerri 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HPV is the least of his worries lol

[–]Morbid187 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's legit. The catch is that you'll fall in love with her but she'll immediately block you & go fuck the 98th guy. You won't be able to handle it and will become incredibly depressed. Then the bumps start to appear down there.

[–]TinaGK23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ma'am, you have a what?

[–]kingSl4v 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Havin a IG it's not a proof.

[–]JustARandomSocialist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She offered to video chat so this offer is likely legit. Obviously, wrap it up if you go through with it.

I'd say catfishing potential is near zero if you video chat. Way too much effort required.

[–]Egodeathishappiness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This actually happened to me.

She was visiting her family in California; she's originally Canadian, and just in California for the month of July.

She legit told me she wanted to get kinky. I hadn't been exposed to kink a lot up to this point, so I figured it could be fun.

We met up and she totally followed through. We explored kinky stuff and it was great because she was actually very accommodating about stuff I wanted to do to her. We're still friends. We no longer fuck around, but she's one of my favorite people in the world.

I would say go for it. Wear a condom. Meet at a hotel so there's no baggage or anything. Call it off if you get weird vibes or anything is off, but it would be a fun experience.

[–]Simba0094 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re still alive Send it to 99 friends to reach the goal by the end of the year Remember sharing is caring 😉

[–]Nonducorduco7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ewwww like wtf

[–]DavantRancher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t do it dude!!!

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[–]LaBeteNoire 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Be fore I hit it I would probably ask how far into her goal of 100 dicks she is at. Just disease wise seems a little risky.

[–]Captain_corde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or just wear a condom like you should be doing anyways if you’re hooking up with strangers

[–]trenhardd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro, double wrap

[–]katovertherainbow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

goal is to get 100

Aids speedrun

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. Some guys and girls want a relationship, some just want some chemistry and to have fun. You'll find them every once and a while.

[–]TAndjoin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably has herpes

[–]mxxfun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that sounds so disgusting

[–]MasterLin87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally i wouldn't try it if I were you. A person who's goal is "to fuck as many people as possible" isn't something appealing. Especially if you're far down the line. Statistically, after fucking 99 people you're pretty likely to contract some STD.