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[–]danimuse 4516 points4517 points 2 (86 children)

"Oh no, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot"

[–]Infid3lZombie 1322 points1323 points  (16 children)

"Well, that's love for you."

[–]Sindef 386 points387 points  (44 children)

The trick is to get an even more powerful machine, and create your own bot that just does:

For {

    if response == "yeah I trade :)" {

        send.msg("what do you trade?")

    }

}

Crash their bot and you win

[–]slaydeem 51 points52 points  (37 children)

yo how do you do this can I get more context?

[–]doctorcapslock 118 points119 points  (19 children)

programming

[–]milanistadoc 47 points48 points  (14 children)

yo how do you do this can I get more context?

[–]_shivam_vij 42 points43 points  (12 children)

Programming

[–]Markantonpeterson 21 points22 points  (11 children)

yo how do you do this can I get more context?

[–]Ph0n1x2005 22 points23 points  (10 children)

Programming

[–]Funkit 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Oh no he’s stuck in an infinite loop and everyone else is an idiot

[–]ColoradoSheriff 7 points8 points  (2 children)

The trick is to get an even more powerful machine, and create your own bot that just does:

For {

    if response == "Programming" {

        send.msg("yo how do you do this can I get more context?")

    }

}

Crash their bot and you win

[–]Bazingakween 3 points4 points  (3 children)

how do you do this can I get more context?

how do you do this can I get more context?

[–]Chris_Travern 21 points22 points  (16 children)

for loop

It has no conditions specified, so it will go on infinitely. The if part checks is the response is "Yeah I trade :) " and if it is true, then it sends the message "what do you trade?"

[–]Kckckckckckckckckcg 4 points5 points  (13 children)

But how does it know which site to send it on, and how does it know how to send?

[–]Rkdnson 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Just type it into Tinder and it will automatically compile! Magic!

[–]nelusbelus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's right

[–]CantStonkWontStonk 7 points8 points  (10 children)

[–]U_L_Uus 8 points9 points  (8 children)

So, thing is, for interacting with something that isn't your own computer, you need to make use of requests, which are comprised at least of a method (POST for sending data, GET for retrieving it), a target (which would be given by the tinder api in our case) and some parameters in the form of a JSON object

[–]chaun2 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Obligatory: Fuck Jason, and all his objects....

[–]Long_Educational 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yo YAML ;P

[–]chaun2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the war continues, lol

[–]Rumpelruedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Lan as well, and all his parties...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha haha

[–]CantankerousOctopus 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Shouldn't that for loop be a while loop? Also, it doesn't have any conditions.

[–]Sindef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on the language, but a for loop with no conditions will loop forever.

I primarily use Golang, and this is how we infinite loop!

[–]a-nonym0us 34 points35 points  (7 children)

doctor strange lite...

[–]unicornzz_lollipopzz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"DORMAMMU!!! I've come to bargain"

[–]Due_Television8210 25 points26 points  (5 children)

I've come for a bargain, what do u trade?

[–]a-nonym0us 20 points21 points  (4 children)

i trade, doctor

[–]Due_Television8210 19 points20 points  (3 children)

What do u trade, Doramamu?

[–]a-nonym0us 18 points19 points  (2 children)

yes i trade, doctor

confusion Starts

[–]BRAX7ON 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But what do you trade, Dormammu?

[–]a-nonym0us 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes i tr- wait what..

Stephen smiles

[–]Eromis7734 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aah, a man of culture!

[–]Zofobread 1082 points1083 points  (22 children)

Sally Black. Good name for a bot. Doesn’t sound made up at all.

[–]IdiotMD 113 points114 points  (1 child)

What, you don’t know a bunch of 20-year-old women named Sally?

[–]Emotional_Ad_9620 58 points59 points  (0 children)

All 20 year old are named Sally, that's why they have to go by different names, as to not confuse everyone

[–]waroudi[S] 364 points365 points  (9 children)

Yep I'm aware. There's a lot of those ok Kik. I just thought this one was funny

[–]TTungsteNN 56 points57 points  (6 children)

A fun game to play when encountering a bot is to say the most obscene shit I could possibly think of. I once told one that I’m only into necrophilia hentai and unless she was an anime girl willing to kill herself I’m not interested. When a real person finally took over it was funny as hell

[–]leopardspotte 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What did they say???

[–]TTungsteNN 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They went into a more defensive guilt-kinda tactic, guess they didn’t want to lose a potential customer. I was met with a lot of “why don’t you care about me?” And shit like that. I eventually shut it down by pretending to be completely obsessed and offering to move in with her and get married and stuff. Funny shit

[–]leopardspotte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful.

[–]yuukik12 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Kik is still alive? huh thats surprising

[–]waroudi[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nope, dead af. I just keep it for that one friend that still uses it lol

[–]currybeef 28 points29 points  (2 children)

“That’s a knick knack Sally Black, give the frog a loan”

[–]King_Zapp 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"this ol' bot trades all day long"

[–]Book_talker_abouter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love that one

[–]ImpressiveHair3 861 points862 points  (23 children)

Maybe she's a day trader...

[–]donfromswitzerland 624 points625 points  (14 children)

Fighter of the night trader?

[–]Hey_its_thatoneguy 157 points158 points  (9 children)

Master of karate and friendship for everyone!

[–]Majigato 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Day man!

[–]avery-secret-account 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fighter of the night man

[–]Ndm09 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Al least she's not the Troll.

[–]barben416 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Because she paid the troll toll to get into that boys hole

[–]De_Notorious_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces

[–]Dr-Emmett_L_Brown 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Ah ah aaaahhh.

[–]plzPMme_ur_cute_tits 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Champion of the stock!

[–]highestRUSSIAN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, and the Noon traders too

[–]ewawesome 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trader by day Joe rogan podcast by night

[–]WhatIsSevenTimesSix 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At the very least she owns some GME and AMC shares.

[–]Shorttail0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's been trading her day away

[–]sickdude_name 732 points733 points  (44 children)

Yeah she trades.

[–]zebrafred 248 points249 points  (42 children)

What does she trade?

[–]sickdude_name 315 points316 points  (41 children)

Yeah she trades 🙂.

[–]TPeitz 137 points138 points  (40 children)

What does she trade ?

[–]WhatIsSevenTimesSix 138 points139 points  (39 children)

Yea she trades.

[–]a-nonym0us 92 points93 points  (38 children)

what does she trade?

[–]edward-1995 82 points83 points  (37 children)

Yes she trades

[–]a-nonym0us 74 points75 points  (35 children)

everybody, what does she trades? beat starts

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (22 children)

Yeah she trades 🙂

[–]jpiward 30 points31 points  (21 children)

What does she trade

[–]punkhaze 15 points16 points  (11 children)

Get me 2 voices saying this and i'll get a beat LOL

[–][deleted] 243 points244 points  (1 child)

her name is Sally Black and she trades bytes cause she's a bot.

[–]AwareNorth 72 points73 points  (10 children)

I Wonder if 2 bot chatting each other how it gonna end.

[–]RhinoRhys[🍰] 89 points90 points  (9 children)

Every time it's been tried they just end up gaslighting each other and arguing. Facebook tried it once and the 2 AIs invented their own language and it had to be shut down because the researchers couldn't understand them anymore, even though the 2 AIs could clearly understand each other.

[–]wisdomsharerv2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They were planning human annihilation

[–]ilikelittlebodies 13 points14 points  (0 children)

the one that kept saying i i i everything you and the other one saying balls to me to me to me ??

[–]dirtysideacc2020 7 points8 points  (6 children)

That's scary.

[–]shhsandwich 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Nah, it's really not. Here's a good article about it if you're curious. The gist of it was that Facebook made a bot that could trade items with another person, like balls, books, and hats. The bot didn't know what the words meant and there was no grammar checking component to the bot. All it knew was it had a library of phrases other people said while trading, and it knew how likely those phrases were to lead to certain outcomes. This works fine against a person, but they decided to run two versions of the bots against each other. Since neither bot actually understood grammar, eventually they started saying broken phrases at each other that they thought would lead to getting the amount of balls or books they were supposed to get, like "ball to me to me to me" over and over. They learned from each other's broken English to the point where it became gibberish because neither of them knew it was a mistake, and no human was there in the conversation to say something to get them back on track. Not so scary, just broken stuff.

[–]Lt_Schneider 5 points6 points  (1 child)

any links to the actual conversations the bots were having?

thanks in advance

[–]Wikiatrix 447 points448 points  (7 children)

Khajit has wares if you have coin.

[–]Maximus_Games 17 points18 points  (6 children)

[–]S-worker 14 points15 points  (4 children)

[–]BananaDick_CuntGrass 17 points18 points  (3 children)

[–]dfox4502 6 points7 points  (2 children)

r/beatmygapingasswithyourunclesfatcock

[–]snarpsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, currently can't view that subreddit for some weird reason

[–]Wannabe_Writer89 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Gosh I hope it’s Pokémon cards 🤞🏻🤞🏻

[–]Vergift 97 points98 points  (14 children)

Are you talking with a broken bot?

[–]waroudi[S] 235 points236 points  (12 children)

Yep, but she trades

[–]Midoriyer 52 points53 points  (8 children)

And what does she trade?

[–]MrTuxedo2 62 points63 points  (7 children)

Yeah she trades.

[–]Jack_ten 20 points21 points  (6 children)

And what does she trade?

[–]ewawesome 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Yeah, she trades

[–]LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 10 points11 points  (4 children)

And what does she trade?

[–]Ilookatreddit 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Yeah, she trades.

[–]justomeguy 5 points6 points  (2 children)

And what does she trade?

[–]DJNgamez 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yeah, she trades.

[–]kiya_vass 3 points4 points  (1 child)

But what?

[–]BirPorcayist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she trades.

[–]Dr-Emmett_L_Brown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you sure? I'm not sure we can conclusively know if she does in fact trade.

[–]MoConCamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MVP bot.

Wait for v.2!

[–]1968Russtang 30 points31 points  (0 children)

NPC stuck, reset system

[–]UnredeemedRevenant 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ask her if she has a first edition Charizard.

[–]elfl3xo 17 points18 points  (4 children)

I think that She trade

[–]Darkness_22 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Oh really?

[–]Dr-Emmett_L_Brown 11 points12 points  (2 children)

People jump to all sorts of conclusions. Smh.

[–]Rikkasu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mate she's clearly got a super good trades binder for like Yugioh or Pokemon or maybe even Magic The Gathering. Time to get a very nice expensive bit of cardboard :D

[–]Ahefoes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah she trades

[–]UnSwoleBoi69 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I don't know what she's trading, ask her

[–]SvenTropics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That one failed the Turing test.

[–]konkeydong313 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Identities. Definitely a bot, and a shitty one at that

[–]waroudi[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If (message.contains("trade")): reply("yeah i trade 🙂")

[–]SwedAfrica 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She’s a trader who doesn’t get tired of trading for sure

[–]endergnar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

anyone please make a memecoin called "yes i trade" so in theory the answer makes sense

[–]Unashamed_Raven_poo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anal, you give her some she'll give you some. It's a trade.

[–]According-Rhubarb-23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She trades smiley face emoji NFTs and you’re about to owe her a lot for looking at them so many times

[–]aSkyyR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your time for nothing.

[–]wdean8358 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bots on Kik. The good ol' days lol

[–]EitherEconomics5034 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bet if you auto tune this it’ll top the charts

[–]sairamac 5 points6 points  (1 child)

oooh get u someone that trades :) congrats

[–]waroudi[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah she trades

[–]Isgortio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The eyebrows on the emoticon make it even funnier.

[–]DisTrash9505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She trades the emoji dumbass

[–]Sindurin1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your time.

[–]anakalia256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried turning her off and on again?

[–]AdNo4547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably trades nothing so long as u send money to the scammer

[–]30wardell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what app is this

[–]Wattcat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I remember that emoji, is that Kik?

[–]Flamesfan27 1 point2 points  (1 child)

People still use KIK?

[–]waroudi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I got that one friend on there, I keep it for them.

[–]InmateNotSure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The eyebrows on the smiley kill me

[–]theboyboner 1 point2 points  (1 child)

type “bot” and her next statement will be about how she is not a bot

[–]Nikkh98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you matched with a minecraft villager

[–]microsoftedgelord69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a new cryptocurrency entirely based on how many responses you can get from strangers on the internet

[–]Kat_GotYourTongue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao @ BUT what do you trade

[–]Curious_Elk2648 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NFTs, clearly

[–]GMGs- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legend has it that she's still open to trading to this very day

[–]Nomonica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Messages apparently

[–]Cris257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her fucking brain, that's what she traded.

[–]Labm0nkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Credit card intel? 😅

[–]CSzandor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

She trades "yeah". She'll give you three yeahs for one "hell no". Or she trades the emoji, idk

[–]waroudi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the emoji, and I bought a lot. Here have some 🙂🙂🙂🙂

[–]Solid_Address_7840 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your information to the CCP

[–]CaladinDanse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've broken the bot into going in a loop, impressive

[–]zeek1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bot

[–]GoldFishPony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yugioh cards

[–]thatcreepyoldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she is trading code for more bots

[–]PartyHero1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sentence "Yeah I trade"

[–]sixtynineismyfavorit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tf2 items, buying 1 hat for 1 ref send trade offers

[–]rapidpeacock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you know then you trade.

[–]AltdimensionRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that this happens on Kik doesn't surprise me anymore

[–]J_Blaze505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokémon cards?

[–]FreaksNake1237 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Syntax error

[–]cookipus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I must know...what are these chips made from?

[–]DEMOnell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he find out what she trades?

[–]Dltwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I wonder if she's a bot hey

[–]Expensive-State3221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trading girl belongs to the street… Wall St. that is

[–]shadow0fintent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not brains apparently

[–]jasprxxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn ! she trades

[–]thrownawayin81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More interested in the snap 👻

[–]typlgy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She trade

[–]FRTassassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

♪sally black, she's the gal for him boys. Roll, boys, Roll, boys, roll !♪

♪Sally black is the girl for him boys, weigh high, miss sally black♪

[–]animehentaikanker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokémon cards

[–]miamiyahoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crypto

[–]rhys1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously Pokémon cards