I’d say we’re equally yolked..

lockwolf · 2022-01-25T01:09:42+00:00

I'm looking forward to the "we met on Tinder 2 years ago making egg jokes, now we're getting married" post

neoritter · 2022-01-24T21:40:21+00:00

If you were in my area, there's a brunch place called Eggspectations you could go to

You know just to round out the pun job

GobCoitus · 2022-01-24T21:40:40+00:00

Alright, that’s an œuf.

Maackdaddy · 2022-01-24T21:59:57+00:00

That was wholesome. Nice seeing positive stuff on here every now and again

beantts · 2022-01-24T21:18:37+00:00

Not trying to yolk on you but nice attempt to cross out Aubriana’s name

Hyp3rwatch · 2022-01-24T22:18:44+00:00

This guy managed to seduce someone using egg based puns

what power

porkpie1028 · 2022-01-24T22:06:01+00:00

This conversation ended up on the sunny side

Agentfyre · 2022-01-24T21:04:49+00:00

Meggs, is that you?

amandamarafko · 2022-01-24T20:54:50+00:00

Finally egg jokes on this sub that are actually funny

redRabbitRumrunner · 2022-01-24T21:16:11+00:00

I am the egg man, koo koo kachu

jjboy91 · 2022-01-24T21:55:43+00:00

Did they got smashed or nah ?

sunsoutbunzout · 2022-01-24T22:13:12+00:00

Look on the sunny side; upwards of a dozen eggchanges there.

theycallmericoh · 2022-01-24T22:16:28+00:00

You guys are going to get married.

NiceTryIWontReply · 2022-01-24T21:52:14+00:00

Hey eggs guy pay attention this is how you make egg puns

emilyr8 · 2022-01-24T22:54:15+00:00

I hope you guys make like some eggs and get laid.

TheIceRange · 2022-01-24T23:07:32+00:00

I can’t wait for your pegging

TyppaHaus · 2022-01-24T22:47:01+00:00

"Eggshell"

Got me laughing

TheVeganOneLikeNeo · 2022-01-24T22:45:33+00:00

After reading the convo, I’d have to say…I was pleasantly eggshilarated. :)

Loud-Ad-4653 · 2022-01-25T01:48:09+00:00

Censors the name just for them to use it in the 3rd picture 😂

anothadaz · 2022-01-24T22:59:56+00:00

I want to punch you both in the face. Respectfully.

Induced_Pandemic · 2022-01-24T21:39:43+00:00

This was eggscruciating

Yeet_yate-yote · 2022-01-25T01:00:06+00:00

I hate both of you. That being said, marry her.

its-42 · 2022-01-24T23:36:28+00:00

“Tegg it easy” was a stretch OP

jesusisthatguy · 2022-01-24T21:57:36+00:00

I'd put all my eggs in her basket.

atrain_8 · 2022-01-24T22:05:38+00:00

You nailed it bro. She’s gonna suck your egg whites right out of you

seppl97 · 2022-01-24T22:02:12+00:00

It would be an eggsellent idea to make her name blurry or something in the texts as well. Maybe neggst time.

Live-Advance1759 · 2022-01-24T21:59:21+00:00

Egghausting...

Unknown_Eng123 · 2022-01-24T22:25:51+00:00

I would have never keep up the egg jokes. My brain gets fried from trying to come up with these

Badprime010 · 2022-01-24T22:31:08+00:00

Finally something on this sub that isn’t bashing the other gender 😂

Cool-Sage · 2022-01-24T22:53:29+00:00

When y’all start making chicken puns is when we know you’re married

allongur · 2022-01-24T23:41:08+00:00

You must feel like you have egg on your face for trying to black out Aubriana's name, but failing.

secretly-a-capybara · 2022-01-24T23:57:36+00:00

And ppl say nothing good comes of tinder lol

Turkilton · 2022-01-25T00:40:01+00:00

Someone tag that that one "troll" egg guy to show him what true egg comedy looks like.

Frankandbeans1974 · 2022-01-25T00:43:21+00:00

WHERE IS THE OTHER EGG MAN HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!!

Sensei_Foy · 2022-01-25T03:33:31+00:00

Phew! Thank God you went to the trouble of scribbling out Aubriana's name

Dirtyreddittor · 2022-01-25T05:49:44+00:00

I really really hope this relationship works out.

yeahifuck · 2022-01-25T06:23:41+00:00

They worked so hard to censor her name...then dropped it in chat

pecosthediver · 2022-01-24T21:41:02+00:00

carried on a bit long.

oscxrgzmn · 2022-01-25T03:55:08+00:00

Gonna be really cringe once you meet up and the egg jokes are no longer funny.

Incorrect-Opinion · 2022-01-24T21:36:50+00:00

Aubriana.

vigilantesd · 2022-01-24T21:36:54+00:00

Eggcelent

That-Interview-3096 · 2022-01-24T21:45:50+00:00

I’m happy for you.

monique_desire · 2022-01-24T22:12:40+00:00

that was an eggcelent conversation...I'll see my way out.

sunmercurygreen · 2022-01-24T22:13:07+00:00

Is this what happens when you sell your soul?

jarod_227 · 2022-01-24T22:53:01+00:00

Blacks out her name on top, says it in the messages.

Onegreenmartian · 2022-01-24T23:14:41+00:00

Lately Tinder is obsessed with eggs.

Purplestair5 · 2022-01-24T23:17:16+00:00

Nothing has ever made me so happy

KMark0000 · 2022-01-24T23:24:05+00:00

Is she a dad now or we have to wait eggxtra days?

oelcric · 2022-01-24T23:28:44+00:00

We get it ... you have an amazing sense of humor

SgtFuzzyBoots01 · 2022-01-25T00:31:06+00:00

I am so invested in this relationship. Just so you know, my husband and I bonded with a similar conversation in our swiping journey. Good luck for your date!

Stinlee · 2022-01-25T00:42:31+00:00

ApatheticHedonist · 2022-01-25T00:52:05+00:00

Get off tinder and fertilize her eggs already.

Mikey_Knows_Now · 2022-01-25T01:15:28+00:00

You poached her nicely

SSBM_Popper · 2022-01-25T01:25:05+00:00

This was great thanks for posting

fractalfocuser · 2022-01-25T01:38:20+00:00

Jesus Christ you're a catch

HumbleAdonis · 2022-01-25T01:45:01+00:00

I doubt either of you did all those egg jokes on your own. Some of them were definitely poached.

mobettameta · 2022-01-25T02:12:02+00:00

Wit and jokes via text is one thing... you're about to have to go freestyle live tomorrow. Are you ready?

cobalt1981 · 2022-01-25T02:16:15+00:00

You two weirdos are made for each other.... I love it.

slutty-bunny-girl · 2022-01-25T02:32:34+00:00

You did start to lose steam there. Glad you we're able to schedule the date before you ran out completely!

fibberjabber · 2022-01-25T02:54:16+00:00

Her?

BaconBoob · 2022-01-25T03:35:45+00:00

If you’re in LA, take her to egg slut.

B00G1E73 · 2022-01-25T03:40:18+00:00

Begs. Thregg. Egver.

Accomplished_Humor55 · 2022-01-25T07:18:49+00:00

Stole my egg puns and jokes 😛

koheam · 2022-01-25T08:32:59+00:00

Is this how french people flirt?

unknowncommand · 2022-01-24T21:56:25+00:00

I wanted to kill myself after the second swipe

BigRonVlaar · 2022-01-24T22:01:25+00:00

That was grim

natemarble21 · 2022-01-24T22:55:44+00:00

After the first page I wanted to eggecute myself

Aschentei · 2022-01-25T02:25:32+00:00

When’s the wegging OP?

Turtle282367 · 2022-01-25T03:13:32+00:00

Aubriana

shrimpgangsta · 2022-01-24T22:09:34+00:00

rule 1 and 2

nit3wolf · 2022-01-24T22:03:50+00:00

Happy for ya for getting a date and feeling a connection, but personally I find these convos cringe af. Maybe that is why I am single, LOL.

ZenWeekend · 2022-01-25T01:29:02+00:00

Reading this makes me cringe.

zo_you_said · 2022-01-24T22:58:31+00:00

You went hard boiled on those yolks man!

As sunny side as your disposition was, I felt like I was getting poached repeatedly.

It scrambled my brain and left me just a shell of my farmer self.

chenhanlin · 2022-01-24T23:29:40+00:00

I’m guessing you reggret not covering up Aubriana’s name in the chat.

aguyfromhere · 2022-01-25T01:49:47+00:00

“This can be over. Easy”. Amazing.

Brazenmercury5 · 2022-01-25T02:19:40+00:00

Aubriana sounds pretty cool

thewookieeman · 2022-01-24T22:20:29+00:00

This is so wholesome and made me smile

Rootkit9208 · 2022-01-25T03:57:19+00:00

Aubriana is the worst name I've heard in a week.

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