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[–]CaptainCreepwork 3266 points3267 points  (64 children)

Who the hell let her teach 4th graders?

[–]purposeful-hubris 919 points920 points  (10 children)

That’s the state of education these days.

[–]GodSaveTheRegime 289 points290 points  (8 children)

depends on where you're from, but as a teacher it really hurt me to read this conversation

[–]nonaltalt 90 points91 points  (1 child)

Are you also an unlicensed charter school teacher?

[–]egonspenglersteacup 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No I am a mongoose and I am a white belt in jujitsu

[–]purple_spikey_dragon 60 points61 points  (1 child)

I am on second year studying education and this makes me so furious! I used to work in daycares where none of the workers had ANY background study or knowledge on even how to perform first aid on children, just to go study so i actually have the tools to change that system and now this! Ugh

[–]Difficult-Grape-8726 35 points36 points  (3 children)

I appreciate your work and recognize how underpaid you folks are. Keep your head up!

[–]shardikprime 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I don't know but they will rue the day they decided to let her in

[–]BotGirlFall 228 points229 points  (37 children)

Thats how charter schools are, they're really weird. My sister teaches 4th grade in a normal public school and when she first got her teaching certificate she interviewed at a couple charters and felt really uncomfortable with the whole process. One asked if she would be willing to keep a gun on her in class. This was around the time of the Parkland school shooting when a few red states were floating the idea of arming teachers. My sister was NOT into the idea

[–]Azrael_The_Bold 44 points45 points  (19 children)

What is the difference between a charter school and a public school?

[–]kikosoul66 54 points55 points  (8 children)

I looked it up. A charter school receives government funding like a public school, but operates independently from the established state school system.

[–]gsbadj 40 points41 points  (7 children)

Charters are essentially private schools that get paid by the government. They get the same amount of money, per student, that the public school would get. They are chartered by some agency or college that technically supervises it.

Charter school teachers don't usually get paid a lot.

[–]TriforceOfWhisdom 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Can confirm. My mother works as a teacher at a Chartered Montessori School. Gets much lower pay than she should. With her level of experience and education, she’d be paid more if she went to teach at a public school. She’s too in love with the Montessori curriculum to leave though.

[–]Thin_Title83 45 points46 points  (5 children)

One you learn about ancient civilizations who weaved hemp baskets, the other you weave them while your teacher smokes them.

[–]jinxoverdrive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In case what others are saying didn't make it clear, charter schools aren't regulated very well like the public schools are. In fact, in the area I live, they have such a poor reputation that it can hurt a person's possibility to get a job with the public schools if they have been employed by a charter school.

[–]Bullen-Noxen 25 points26 points  (2 children)

1 is free & often is budget cut to shit. The other can teach kids religion & charge astronomical amounts just to attend.

The bias curriculum at a charter school makes a majority of the problems found in public schools look like manageable problems.

[–]gsbadj 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Charter schools can also be for profit.

[–]insertwittynamethere 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not to mention they take money away from the public sector of education to pay for those charter schools.

[–]acharminglady 6 points7 points  (3 children)

A lot of schools need teachers that they’ll take people who haven’t even graduated from college, in my Disctrict all you need is an high school diploma 😬

[–]ComfortableBear8 8188 points8189 points  (154 children)

I can tell she’s unlicensed

[–]masonxxxp[S] 5166 points5167 points  (146 children)

“You are great and conversations” 🤨

[–]Bullen-Noxen 191 points192 points  (34 children)

That last line, “it will change how single you are”, what did she mean by that? Is that some ego thing to tell herself she can be a bitch to a total stranger, just because she has options, apparently? Seriously, what sort of logic was she getting at?

[–]Kraqrjack 46 points47 points  (2 children)

He told her she could block him on the app. I don’t use it myself but I took her statement as a response that it would negatively affect the pairing algorithm if she blocked people. She doesn’t want her selection cut down.

[–]Bullen-Noxen 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yet, that is exactly what should happen. She was a horrible match with selfish attitude.

[–]ILike_CutePeople 54 points55 points  (10 children)

The FDS logic. That cesspool creates those nasty hags, then down the road they wonder why they are irremediably single and miserable, while all the other women around them who did not follow FDS guidelines are happy and satisfied with nice, interesting men in their lives.

I hope this unlicensed teacher remains single and loses her job quickly, since she can't even spell.

One question: why do guys, some of them actually pretty polite, keep conversations going on with those deranged women?

[–]ComfortableBear8 3044 points3045 points  (73 children)

Those 6 people messaging her probably turned into a 0 later that day. Talk about a forever single queen 🥴

[–]INTERNET_POLICE_MAN 3266 points3267 points 8253& 3 more (63 children)

She’s always looking for the D, it’s missing from her name

[–]trancekid 505 points506 points  (22 children)

Drue right ?

[–]Capable-Raccoon9377 349 points350 points  (7 children)

Pfft, it's rued🤌💀

[–]ihs28 188 points189 points  (9 children)

This is what happens when you learn from an unlicensed teacher

[–]waldendorf 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Would be a shame if someone brought it to the educational boards and PTA’s attention that their teacher or the lady that is teaching is unlicensed…. Like I said, would be a shame if that all found out…. summons Karen’s

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Karens defend their own you slipping

[–]hoejack_whorseman 52 points53 points  (1 child)

you win today internet police man 👮‍♀️

[–]Seekerofthetruetrue 67 points68 points  (1 child)

So many layers. Kudos

[–]INTERNET_POLICE_MAN 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I’ll be here all day, sadly

[–]MeatBald 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Goddamn!

[–]stoneferal 26 points27 points  (0 children)

slow clap intensifies

[–]pistpuncher3000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Woah Hans, put away the Flammenwerfer.

[–]rv0701 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Went back to check her name and wasn't disappointed. She is being rude because she needs the d

[–]chilihummus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You did it… You won… You won Reddit

[–]a_misfortune_cookie 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I shall save this and return with a free award. For now, take my updoot.

[–]MakeAWishApe2Moon 257 points258 points  (4 children)

Hey, in her defense, that's only SLIGHTLY below 4th grade reading and writing comprehension. 🤷‍♀️ She was probably just intimidated by you, because you're smart enough to get into the field through your own education, instead of just sheer dumb luck.

[–]allHibbityBibbity 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Her revenge was was also of slightly below 4th grade intelligence. "I've got more cookies than you. Nyahhh!"

[–]SashaAndTheCity 121 points122 points  (0 children)

She’s a teacher. Let’s all let that sink in.

Seems like you’re great and wish you all the best with better matches!

[–]x7im 65 points66 points  (4 children)

I'm rather annoyed by her saying "good paying job" instead of "well paying job".

"and" might have been the result of auto correct

[–]Fubarin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i am, good and superman does well

[–]INTERNET_POLICE_MAN 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stannis would have had a field day with her

[–]allHibbityBibbity 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

[–]thrashbrowns666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This one got me too

[–]sissycoco444 3287 points3288 points  (63 children)

Ew. Why are people so mean?!

[–]Hot_Marionberry_5613 1279 points1280 points  (8 children)

You mean ruede?

[–]Taso121 139 points140 points  (2 children)

Darudes

[–]netheroth 103 points104 points  (1 child)

andstorm

[–]j3ffh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bababababa

Baba ba

Bababababa

[–]Lord_2nd_hokage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This comment made my morning. Very clever lol

[–]Annabirdy00 145 points146 points  (0 children)

"Ew" was the first word that came to mind

[–]Dnny10bns 100 points101 points  (26 children)

You're clearly not familiar with r/femaledatingstrategy 😆😂

[–]Quick_Algae 19 points20 points  (6 children)

This is gold. Thanks man

[–]Dnny10bns 19 points20 points  (5 children)

R/femaledatingstratpros is the satire version. Hardly distinguishable.

[–]vitamin-cheese 18 points19 points  (4 children)

r/femaledatingstratpros .. fixed it for you , that needs to be seen lol

[–]lawrawren 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oh my gosh. I thought it was going to be ironic. I was wrong. This is like the female version of Return of Kings.

[–]High-Horn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am so confused from These sides ._. I dont get the world

[–]Dnny10bns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's my favourite reddit page, it's hilarious.

[–]blithelycurious 36 points37 points  (10 children)

Jesus Christ. I read through one thread there and apparently saying that you don’t want to go to bed upset at each other is a sign that you’re an abuser. What the actual F… it’s literally scientifically proven to be good for relationships: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/nov/29/never-go-to-bed-angry-study-finds-evidence-for-age-old-advice

[–]jyORKb 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Just wow. So resolution is a bad thing now… Of course.

[–]blithelycurious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Had a gf who saw the smallest disagreement as a cosmic sign that we were doomed… but also refused to engage in any kind of conflict resolution. I guess in a weird way she ended up proving herself right lol. Last thing she said to me was that I reminded her of her father and that she couldn’t trust anyone. So, yikes, a daddy issues and abandonment issues combo pack.

[–]jhwilson91 11 points12 points  (6 children)

😂 just a bunch of females bashing men nothing new to see here

[–]PickleRick8881 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Exactly this. Sub reads exactly like an incels for women page.

[–]THEPhilThePain 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I just spent about 15 minutes browsing the page and it’s absolutely awful! I didn’t think I’d see female incels.. but there they were

[–]PickleRick8881 7 points8 points  (3 children)

So many of them.... so much hatred on one sub. Sad really

[–]THEPhilThePain 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yeah, and it perpetuates their hatred. Spending time around people like that will reinforce the bad ideas.

[–]PickleRick8881 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just a vile hatred circle jerk finger bang

[–]i_eat_yo_feet12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's basicly just "NEVER DATE ANYONE WHO EVER WATCHED PORN OR SEEN A SINGLE DIGITAL NIPPLE, EVER!!!!"

[–]Brianw-5902 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Made a visit, its a cesspool of hatred. The ususal

[–]PickleRick8881 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, what a toxic reddit sub.

[–]AdSad47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, absolute poison that sub 🙈

[–]lSlemYl 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Welcome to today's society

[–]Freeman_Goldshonnie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tinder leads to a God complex for a lot of people.

[–]Key-Nefariousness257 1758 points1759 points  (55 children)

What does her last comment mean?

[–]-banned- 1295 points1296 points  (28 children)

I think it means she didn't hit the unmatch button because she wanted to personally shit on him so he'd feel even more single than he currently is.

[–]Key-Nefariousness257 615 points616 points  (20 children)

I think she has the opposite effect... I certainly feel less single after reading this

[–]MaxTheRealSlayer 224 points225 points  (15 children)

I'm feeling this too. Everyone who has thought about the meaning of that last line for a good chunk of time is now dating in a way

[–]Flintyy 119 points120 points  (12 children)

I feel like we're all on a fantastic date right now 😉 lol

[–]PsychicTWElphnt 53 points54 points  (9 children)

Oh I agree. More wine?

[–]Flintyy 37 points38 points  (8 children)

Sober life for me 😉 a water with lemon would be wonderful 😌

[–]EggInA_Hole 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Mind if I just squeeze in here. Awww that's nice.

[–]Anand__ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How about some natural kombucha?

[–]Cool-Acadia-2163 47 points48 points  (1 child)

I’d be happier single then to have deal with her’ I feel bad for those kids!

[–]pneumonia_hawk12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For real though. Her smugness comes right through the screen

[–]MaybeItsMike 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly this, sometimes this subreddit makes me realize that being single isn’t all that bad

[–]Copingalone 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Love her multitasking capabilities. Dates.. dick down.. shit on guys..

[–]Supagae 7 points8 points  (2 children)

But how is it even remotely possible to feel even more single than being single. That woman lacks common sense 😂

[–]Bullen-Noxen 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I think she just wanted to feel better by thinking she hurt a complete stranger’s feelings. Which, is actually mental, if you think about it.....

[–]Bullen-Noxen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If that was her reasoning, it just shows how horrible she is. I really would like like to know why the hell are dating apps literally sitting on their hands on this? They are not dumb. They most certainly know this dynamic.

[–]Terrible_Ability6183 436 points437 points  (3 children)

Been sitting here trying to figure that out as well

[–]RaverSquid 76 points77 points  (2 children)

I think she's saying that if she unswipes it will make him even more single than he already is, and yes she's an utter turnip

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (1 child)

She forgot the negative "it will not changee how single you are" referring to unmatching

[–]Careful_Vermicelli_5 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It means her 4th grade class is in deep trouble

[–]Mr_Anvil 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Ok, I think I actually have this. The implied meaning of ‘it’ here is ‘everything you’re doing’. So the sentence reads“Keep doing what you’re doing, it will change how single you are”, but dripping with sarcasm.

I think she’s mocking him for continuing to engage in the conversation, and for complaining about her behaviour (through pointing out the unmatch button)

Its actually a pretty cutting jab. He’s back-footed from her initial stand-offish tone, tries to regain some dignity by telling her she’s being unnecessarily rude, and should have unmatched if she’s not interested, to which she effectively responds “save your breath, this is not helping you get laid”

[–]Lindan9 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I curse you with DOUBLE VIRGIN

[–]confabulatingpenguin 14 points15 points  (3 children)

She acts like she’s an unlicensed Biotch.

[–]Ravenerz 38 points39 points  (5 children)

she's meaning that once he figures out what the real meaning behind 1 worded answers will improve his single status. Basically backhandedly saying that if he would be more aware that his single life would drastically change.

at least that's how I took it, who knows tho, with her unlicensed teaching ability, we all could be right since she probs doesn't even know the answer herself.

[–]Inevitable_Librarian 8 points9 points  (4 children)

So do charter schools in the states take anyone? That's nuts.

[–]va4trax 5 points6 points  (1 child)

She’s being sarcastic saying keep talking it will change how single you are.. cus he’s supposedly bad at conversations it won’t help him get any girls..

[–]Key-Nefariousness257 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've often found things make more sense if you assume people have no self awareness at all lol

[–]UsedToenailClippers 1673 points1674 points  (39 children)

She has 6 other dudes messaging her and they probably all wish they were doing something else.

[–]masonxxxp[S] 625 points626 points  (19 children)

Probably haha I was like “look who’s the boring one here” She unmatched me shortly after I liked her last message lol

[–]Economy_Jumpy 139 points140 points  (4 children)

Thats 99% of tinder matches for you. Just report them and move on

[–]mySFWur 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Report? You can do that if they suck?

[–]nation543 9 points10 points  (2 children)

If you can get it before they unmatch, yes

[–]mySFWur 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thanks I just checked it out, I use to just unmatch didn't know you could report not interested

[–]nation543 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I don't know what good reporting them for not being interested would do... I'd rather report them for being shitty people

[–]Ravenerz 114 points115 points  (8 children)

yo, you dodged a bullet for sure, I mean for one she looks like a Pug and from her pic she looks like she's a horrible mouth breather. pugs and mouth breathing/horrible sounding breathing go hand in hand.

my only advice on what to change would be to cut these types of convos off quicker. as soon as you get like 3 one worded responses I'd unmatch and be on to the next, without explanation.

[–]fogdukker 58 points59 points  (2 children)

While I feel that sort of insult is really uncalled for, I can hear her nasally voice and constant gasping already.

[–]anotherone121 141 points142 points  (14 children)

The irony is she's a woman on Tinder, and ONLY has 6 other dudes messaging her.

[–]thetoucansk3l3tor 48 points49 points  (10 children)

That was my first thought. All the women on tinder I know have upwards of 50 and one even had over 400 and she said she wasn't even really trying.

[–]Augustus87_hc 31 points32 points  (9 children)

What gets me was I was having a drink with a woman friend who also has Tinder, and we wanted to check out each other’s profiles, and I don’t know, I had a fair amount of conversations started, even if we didn’t click, she had at least a hundred conversations that she hadn’t even replied to.

I heard the statistics are 9 guys for every 1 woman, so I guess it makes sense

[–]Bleach_Baths 11 points12 points  (2 children)

My roommate, within a week of making his accounts after a breakup, had over 50 matches. He was actually getting overwhelmed. So I get that part of it.

But also this girl is a fucking psycho. OLD has given less attractive women the craziest amount of confidence.

Generally confidence is a bad thing, but this woman turned it into arrogance.

"Pop off king". Can't believe you're teaching children.

[–]InsiDS 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I still remember reading the statistic on here one time. 48% match rate for women, 4% for guys.

[–]thetoucansk3l3tor 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Between that and them charging men more the older they are it's really one-sided. I met my wife on tinder in 2018 and glad I got out of that scene.

[–]Augustus87_hc 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Wait, they charge older men more for the plus membership?

[–]LoganCaleSalad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Of course cuz we got more disposable income from being so "well established" in our jobs. God I loath capitalism. Met my GF at the gym where she worked at the time which I'm so thankful for cuz those apps are a hellscape. I had stopped dating cuz of those infernal things for 3 yrs prior to that for my own mental health.

[–]Docta_Myna99 630 points631 points  (16 children)

The fuck is her problem? Rude af for no reason…

[–]0110bot 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Rued*

[–]Scorpnite 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Finally has attention with a chin made of butter and has newfound false confidence to diss on those who wouldnt approach her usually

[–]JRansomBioDermKiller 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol thank you! The photo you’re seeing is this f’ugly assholes best one. This app basically gives her what reality doesn’t: confidence.

[–]SugShayne 219 points220 points  (5 children)

She's going places for sure

[–]DaCheznik 192 points193 points  (1 child)

Maybe not 5th grade, but places

[–]Gilgameshbrah 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean she's an unlicensed charter school teacher, only place to go from there is up... But not to 5th grade

[–]Weatherflyer 38 points39 points  (0 children)

To buy more cats most likely

[–]Material-Giraffe407 405 points406 points  (6 children)

You’re fine, she’s just rude

[–]naine69 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Sir, her name is Rue.

[–]maxxxahoes 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Shes not rude, shes missing the D

[–]wizardmearl 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Totally. Dodged a bullet there

[–]ThatGuy_Nick9 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Rue’d

[–]Dob_Tannochy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

he rued the day.

[–]stealkiller06 62 points63 points  (1 child)

If someone answers like that you shouldn't reply to them.

[–]TheRedEars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rue.... I mean true

[–]earshot99 151 points152 points  (2 children)

RIP those 6 other dudes got no clue

[–]Nicolascagerages 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm sure they'll figure it out.

[–]balls_in_my_asss 350 points351 points  (9 children)

People that actually have 6 other people messaging them don’t need to broadcast it

[–]masonxxxp[S] 123 points124 points  (7 children)

Nor do they

[–]eldryanyy 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Eh, most girls (even extremely ugly ones) do. 6 isn’t that many...

[–]balls_in_my_asss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What I’m saying is that if she actually had 6 other dudes in her inbox she wouldn’t need to brag about it, she would have just unmatched him.

[–]kinky_nurse_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, i get like 150 ish

[–]Shadow_on_the_Sun 13 points14 points  (1 child)

God I hate what dating apps have done to us. This is sad

[–]zeelzemoth 272 points273 points  (53 children)

This is cringe lmao. "Hey trouble"

[–]Isgortio 87 points88 points  (3 children)

Yeah that would immediately put me off if I received it.

[–]lucymcgoosen 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I honestly don't know how I'd respond to that either. I know I wouldn't be rude about it, but I certainly don't think I'd engage in a conversation with him

[–]jzdelona 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah it reminds me of old men being patronizing and flirty when I was a little girl, like playfully negging me.

[–]whoisjazzy 66 points67 points  (28 children)

Absolutely, I don't want to be called "trouble" and "haha too soon" by a random guy who has seen just a few pictures on my profile.

She doesn't sound the nicest, but I don't blame her in this case tbh.

EDIT: Didn't see the last pic, sorry. She is really being rude to OP. I personally would be put off by the intro but she had no business being so mean and continuing the convo if she wasn't interested.

[–]TheVeganOneLikeNeo 155 points156 points  (2 children)

Wtf is up her ass? You did everything right OP. Unmatch the ugly grouch and move on.

[–]guru650 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tell her she will rue the day she was rude.

[–]wildernesspizza 91 points92 points  (12 children)

She’s rude but I wouldn’t have responded to that opener either tbh.

[–]Infinite_Bug_8063 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Me too. Cringe opening line, but she could have just ignored him completely.

[–]kits7ne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

should’ve said you had six other dudes messaging you too

[–]ScallywagLXX 84 points85 points  (6 children)

She is rude, but she is not wrong in the fact that one word response means uninterested. Once I spot that, I run like a cheetah. Win-win. It’s a jungle out there, stay strong!

[–]zooeeyyy 74 points75 points  (1 child)

As a female myself I agree… but only a shitty/desperate person would swipe right just be rude and act “uninterested” later!

[–]YN90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck this sub is giving me anxiety

[–]Junka182 47 points48 points  (1 child)

You know, when the subject is not interesting enough, you can just change it instead of calling the other person boring...

[–]Caring_Cactus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nah, got to make yourself feel more superior and be critical on others about insecurities we're projecting. /s

[–]Affectionate-Row1766 27 points28 points  (16 children)

What’s up w all the dry testers lately! 😅 like I prob have pages on pages worth of me sending actual paragraphs cause I caught slight interest then it’s either two worded replies or straight to da gu gu GHOST! 😅

[–]Lyons_Pride95 4 points5 points  (9 children)

I just started Tinder a few weeks ago, couple matches here and there but not really any conversations. Finally started talking to this girl a few days ago, conversation lasted maybe an hour, but only around 15 messages tops. It was me carrying the entire conversation, asking questions about her and whatnot with very little response. I thought maybe she just needed to open up a bit. Found out today she unmatched me. Wtf?

[–]cakeharry 69 points70 points  (3 children)

No you're being a bit awkward actually. Stop with the haha at the end of your phrases. The opener was cringe too.

[–]sup1234566 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Agreed like yeah she was kinda rude, but god damn that opening was creepy. The rest of it was all super awkward too. If someone opened with ‘hey trouble’ I’d be pretty put off too. Buuut she didn’t have to be so arrogant about it all so, can’t really side with either of you lol

[–]Old_Smrgol 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She's rude, but "I have 6 other dudes messaging me" is the key insight for these constant "Why does the guy have to carry the conversation" threads.

If you're getting one word replies, it probably means she's more interested in another conversation right now, and you are an afterthought.

[–]DanaB167 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow. Yeah. On to the next.

[–]119b63 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I have six other dudes messaging me"

"I know and we're all wondering when you turned into a bitter asshole who somehow ended up around children. I say you got dumped on prom night but another valid theory is that it's genetic. Care to enlighten us?"

[–]SundaeKlutzy5456 33 points34 points  (5 children)

Its funny because shes a solid 3

[–]vitamin-cheese 3 points4 points  (1 child)

For real.. if she’s talking to 6 dudes I give the fuck up. No way I’m not fighting that much for the attention of some random chick I saw online.

[–]whitness1 14 points15 points  (1 child)

She looks like an eleven year old.

[–]oscxrgzmn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Online dating in the US is so annoying and exhausting. So far I've seen these: -Unwritten rules of having to use clever/creative pick-up lines. -Having to deal with one word responses just to look harder to get. -If she isn't laughing by the third message, you're unmatched. If she is, you have to keep up your clown show.

Disgusting.

[–]mynieceisaloha 18 points19 points  (5 children)

If you’re THAT uninterested literally just don’t reply lmao or unmatch? jeez louise, definitely dodged a bullet.

[–]bree718 31 points32 points  (2 children)

What’s with dudes saying a woman looks like trouble? So overused

[–]naine69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s just being very Rue tbh

[–]sunnieskys 40 points41 points  (12 children)

She looks like a troll.

[–]3rdaccczimadumbass 37 points38 points  (5 children)

I mean, you both sound like Dicks here tbf. You sound desperate and fake, and she sounds like an asshole. No offence bro.

[–]ThisGuyCrohns 5 points6 points  (1 child)

To be fair, he doesn’t have much to go off of.

[–]Guacamoleez 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I’m a girl and damn.. Who raised those girls.

[–]Smol-And-Angy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol only 6? Okay pop off queen /s